Comments by "Her Royal Fluffiness Celestia, Princess of Cake" (@CakePrincessCelestia) on "TLDR News EU" channel.

  1. I literally rewound the video to see if it just was me seeing things. Cracked me up! :D
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  2. TLDR: "Please watch our other channels, and the new one as well, with hours of content per day!" :D
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  3. My reaction to that has always been: "They're literally called 1€-Jobs!" The so called "Neue Arbeit" is just a bad joke, but sadly it's reality. That country clearly has a big issue and the moment that issue will explode in a heartbeat will come for sure!
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  4. Pooden just holding on to his gas is a brilliant analogy... :D
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  5. Russia's invasion hasn't just stalled, it's right inside a flat spin :D
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  6. 0:54 I might have some belling news for you that you might not have heard yet: That doesn't work, because Google's Algorithm is a complete and utter dickhead. 8:24 Google left the chat. Microsoft left the chat. Apple left the chat. Medduh left the chat. 8:48 TLDR: "Here's a gajillion of daily content to keep ypu busy for hours!" Audience: "What was your name again?" XD
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  7. They absolutely do work immediately - in the countries that put them up on another country. The only economies crippled so far are the Europeans. Bad tongues might say that's fully intended.
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  8.  @youareliedtobythemedia  I was exaggerating to be fair because I see significant price increases in Europe everywhere that might end catastrophic for many (I'm struggling already myself currently and things getting way more expensive doesn't help it either). I'm aware of the fact that Russian economy will suffer most in long term and do so more then Europeans' and I've also seen some videos from Russia (like Inside Russia and 1420, just to name a few decent channels showing the situation there) showing the price increases of groceries there, so yes - it's hitting them. The normal people though, and not the leaders.
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  9. The truth is that Germany's economy boom was over in 2008 and it never came back. Being unemployed for more than just 3 days pretty much anywhere in the timeframe since is a literal guarantee for never getting employed again - ever. That would never happen in a booming economy, but it's Germany's brutal reality!
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  10. Sänk you for trävelling wif Deutsche Bahn! -> /watch?v=wXjhszy2f9w I'd rather take the ES&D, they're more reliable! :D
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  11. Please keep in mind rule 1.16! Don't post or link classified stuff that's newer than 1980 and hasn't been released to the public by official means!
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  12. What is it with the title changes anyway? Basically every bigger channel does this...
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  13. 5:11 Why does he almost look like Friedrich Merz aka Mr. Burns? :D 5:53 Kappa
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  14.  @kingofmean5890  That's called the "gunslinger's gait", always ready to draw a pistol. He's trained to do that in KGB.
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  15.  @prateekbhurkay9376  You don't wanna know how often I had trains being cancelled because of doors not shutting. I guess in India they'd still run anyways... XD
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  16. 8:48 That editing though! /)
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  17. 2:39 RuZZians: "The evil SShA is producing biological and chemical weapons in Ukraine, we need to stop that!" Also RuZZians: Blowing those plants up so the dangerous stuff gets outside... ;)
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  18. Fun fact: The EU has stricter import regulations on plushies than the US has on guns.
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  19. Fachkräftemangel is a fucking lie. There are millions of people trying to get a job or even just job training, but never getting a chance. Employers want to have the Eierlegende Wollmilchsau, but don't realize that employees don't grow on trees.
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