Comments by "Her Royal Fluffiness Celestia, Princess of Cake" (@CakePrincessCelestia) on "Fast Jet Performance" channel.

  1. Calling the Aermacchi M-346 Russian is about the same as calling the F-35 Russian. It started as a joint development program with the Yak/AEM-130 in 1993, but the partnership ended in 2000 and Aermacchi started developing the M-346 based on the joint project. It doesn't have a single Russian part in it, the only thing Russian about it is the first part of its development history. Why did I mention the F-35 you might ask. Well, Lockheed bought the tech / know how on how to tilt the main engine nozzle down from the Russians who had that pretty much working on their Yak-141 prototype for the Yak-41 that was going to replace the older Yak-38(M) which never happened, because the Soviet Union broke apart and Russia stopped funding the project entirely. And lastly, if you'd ask me, the Red Arrows should be flying English Electric Lightnings instead of some "lousy" trainer jets. I mean, where's the balls in that? Oh, and not retiring the T.1s of the RAs until the T.2'd be ready is not an option?
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  2. Gerhard Schröder left the chat. Angela Merkel left the chat.
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  3. Shady Vance...
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  4. My first thought when I saw the touchdown was "'twas just a Naval Aviator who somehow thought he'd trap the boat". Looks like I nailed it with that.
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  5. 1:34 That'd be my question probably: They state the team has "decades" of experience in sim and gaming industry, but yet I couldn't find out anything at all when searching their name. I'd love to know what their experience is and what they made already (possibly within other teams). 6:21 Always heard of the Tornado not going supersonic like at all also on the German side and always wondered why. Actually that's what I expected to be the reason. I wonder if we'll have that in DCS as well - would love to have an option for non-fixed ramps as well. 7:13 Was good enough :) 8:01 They do have 2 guns :)
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  6. What a gorgeous landscape to ride through!
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  7. Capital Punishment is just complete and utter BS and was rightfully removed. It doesn't even punish the guilty, it just removes them, but does indeed punish all their relatives instead. Anyone defending that is clearly mental.
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  8. What does religion have to offer? Normally, you can't just decide, most people are getting born and raised into it... but at least there are some that won't try to kill you if you try to leave.
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  9. The whole learning, concentrating on what you're doing and taking time to delve into all the things with all the community interactions is pretty much a solid mental health minute, especially if you can experience it in VR. Basically My Little DCS: Flying is Magic XD
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  10. Has always been a dumpster fire.
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  11.  @Shaun137  Bet they're not in jail for a week by the end of my life.
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  12. Russian conscripts that were voluntold...
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  13.  @MadAntz970  Either that or the good old "3er BMW". Truest clichee ever.
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  14. ROFL! I don't know the content of the video, but the fact that its banned in my country (in the EU) for grapical content speaks volumes. I mean, how much worse than the Mannheim stabbing footage could it possibly be?
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  15. Srsly, is this the new "Kauft nicht bei Juden?". I hope you had some school class on where that went to.
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  16. Diversity is a nice thing, but it doesn't happen by trying to enforce it with like "just" excluding majorities now instead of minorities, which is complete and utter bigotry. Just take the good ones who prove themselves to be fit for the position, no matter if they're male, female, black, white, have a horn or not, or wings or not etc. Could be so easy...
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  17.  @Denise-vn8wz  By Pooden.
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  18. Let The Ultimative Tariff Trade War Commence!
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  19. Probably the same buddy lasing by AI units, JTAC or a script with it integrated into the mission as with other modules.
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  20. As far as I'm aware the German ones have English cockpit language anyway.
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  21. I literally was typing up a comment when I heard the news breaking and I was like "dafuq? Was this foreshadowing?"
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  22.  @Mike7O7O  John Travolta? Or maybe even John RAZBAM? 😂
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  23. DonOLD J6 tRUmp has left the chat.
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  24. They don't call him Apartheid Clyde for nothing.
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  25. 0:00 "Ok, welcome back ' fast jet 'formance" ~Fast Talking Performance 0:42 LOL! :D 1:08 "No, Neigh, Never." ~FlyinRainboHors We don't even have that at Wonderbolt Academy... :) 4:24 I'm dying! :D 4:41 Remember, always look both ways before crossing the runway! 5:55 That panel had me in stitches! 5:58 I'm losing it! :D - why not make it like the military? Ligbitch! PERIOD. (you know how the Q is pronounced in words like Qi, don't you? ^^) 7:00 ROFL XD 7:34 That image nails it hard... 8:24 True, except for some amounts of candy, probably. I do have some LGBT friends and I'm totally fine with that. Actually, all they want is acceptance. Not being looked at weirdly becasue they're different. And that's about it. But the whole "attention whoring" of a tiny minority just makes the whole thing look sillier than it probably is. We do have a whole massive debate over changing the language in Germany with that so called "Gendersternchen", because "Pilotinnen und Piloten" isn't inclusive enough anymore and it "should" be "Pilot*Innen" instead... I just don't have enough faces to palm! Don't we have any other problems to solve? Can't we possibly somehow generate that acceptance without changing everything to make them the center of the universe? My 2¢... :)
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  26. By that logic, it was a bunch of weak people who founded the United States... XD
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  27. Obvious answer: Two weeks :D
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  28.  @FastJetPerformance  Great to hear he is recovering, quite lucky I guess. A few days ago 3 people died from a stabbing in Germany and also a few injured... the act has been claimed to be done by the Daesh.
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  29. Turkish barbers? Where I live they are more advanced than that... mostly sports betting, mobile phone garbage and in some rare cases, even food (just see if people are actually eating there or not). BTW it's the same issue with "legal" drugs like alcohol and to-focking-bacco. The gov't needs the taxes, which is why they won't ever ban that $#!+.
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  30. Absolutely this. No aircraft whatsoever unless it's on approach or departing has ANY BUSINESS within the glideslope of a runway. NOT AT ALL!
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  31. Sad truth... but I begin to wonder if those are real men still.
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  32. Dang, I flew with that dude at the coloumn just two months before he did that... still giving me creeps.
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  33. Especially Typhoons... but they tipped the V1s' wingtips over with their own. Russians however have quite a record of "taran" attacks that date back to 1914 even.
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  34. Fast Talking Performance left the chat.
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  35. Of course that only happened because far-leftist Marxist Obama allowied disabled people to be employed that shouldn't even have the RIGHT to just rot in the street, because GOD didn't want them to be healthy in the first place and we all know the Lord moves in mysterious ways... ;)
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  36. Fact is that we need to replace all those fricken religions with Celunism. But also fact is that modern Christendom (especially Protestant) is probably the closes to that we currently have on the planet. Religions that try to do worldly stuff like Islam trying to force Shariah needs to be either reformed or wiped, simple as that. But the same goes for a fricken cult that wants to make DJ6T their fricken god king and all those effin Russian Satanists in the Kremlin.
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  37. "Der VERSTECKTE Krieg gegen HARTE ARBEIT – das MUSS aufhören!" Google's auto translate garbage got your channel! XD
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  38. Video is tagged with the telephone counseling hotline by YT... "You're not alone, call o800 - 111 o 111" - tf am I getting into here? 0:27 PRO-BAB-LY because of that! XD 3:56 Because he is. He is an absolute threat to the entire western free democratic world order that he wants to hand over to Pootler on a silver plate for breakfast. That doesn't justify the attempts at his life by any means though. Vote and make sure that lunatic mental douche won't turn the US of A into a Russian boot licking dictatorship. Trump probably is the biggest false victim alive at the moment... 10:26 That's totally why the video got tagged... 11:28 That's what everyone needs more of. We need to stop the division that is happening all throughout Europe and in the US. Pootler wants that, since he wants to destroy the "Global'nyy Zapad" by throwing it into a ginormous civil war with a crapton of reflexive control with the help from inside of all of those countries, formed into anti-EU and anti-gov't parties. "Good old" KGB scheme right there. That dude alone is the sole reason of most of our current problems and we're looking for reasons that are far closer than him, failing to realize what's actually being done with and to us. We need to stand up against that bully and bust him and his sorrow cronies out of the Kremlin at once! Anyone who hasn't understood that he doesn not want to do diplomacy anymore and still demands peace negotiations with that complete and utter terrorist and/or even more so, to stop the Ukraine aid, is quite literally on HIS side, being anti_US, anti_UK, anti_EU and most importantly, anti NATO. Ceterum censeo Mascovinem delendam esse.
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  39. I totally can! :D SCNR :)
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  40. Meanwhile, the US President renames the Gulf of Mexico, which has had that name before the US of A even existed, into Gulf of America only to appease himself. The United Kingdom doesn't even have any reasons to appease the French. They might have left the EU and that's another thing to debate whenter that was right or wrong, but as far as I can still tell, they're still pretty much on the same side and so are the Germans and many other European nations. So why even start messing with that at all? What is it with all that useless and stupid tokenism these days?
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  41. German Basic Law, article 3, paragraph 3: "No person shall be favoured or disfavoured because of sex, parentage, race, language, homeland and origin, faith or religious or political opinions. No person shall be disfavoured because of disability." If only the reality would reflect that, I wouldn't be eternally unemployed, but the economic society doesn't care. Laws and rules are one thing. Having them actually applied is a completely different story.
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  42.  @cirrus393  It simply wouldn't be economically vialbe for anyone to employ me due to some massive health issues. Anyway, that's discriminating against me. Money and maximum profit is more important than the well-being of fellow co-citizens these days and it sucks. I'm literally being "disfavoured because of disability".
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  43. Honestly still better than Germany where Justice simply just is 100% Pay2Win on top of a monthly subscription (the so called "Rechtsschmutzversicherung", you're basically doomed from the get-go without), possibly with "micro" transactions involved.
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  44.  @ghostdog688  AviaStorm ;)
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  45. The most important question, however, is: "Are they eading the dawwwwrgs?"
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  46.  @stuart23969  I prefer using POCCNR flags for that purpose...
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  47. Of course the plane crashed, because the pilot was not an old white ultra-"conservative" beer-gulping racist.
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  48. Reform UK? Nigel Farage is a known pro-Russian troll at this point who claims that NATO was the reason for Pootler invading Ukraine... can't take him or anyone alleged to him seriously at all.
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  49.  @thewhinjaninja3610  Then why is it fact that all across the board, in the United States the murder rates in death penalty states are higher than in non-death penalty states? Apparently it doesn't work that way. It's literally the same logic as "If we threaten unemployed people to not give them welfare if they don't take ANY job we might give them, they won't even become unemployed in the first place." that every conservative politician keeps pushing. It's complete and utter BS, because there's always more to it. It's complicated. Also: There is no place on earth with money and power involved, that has no corruption. Corruption and death penalty totally in the same place leads to the state becoming a murderer of unguilty people as well. Don't even let me talk about when it might come to how to deal with political opponents. Where I live, there are demonstrations happening at least once a week where people literally demand that "far leftist" politicians should be hanged. And they're calling the equivalent of the Tories far-left.
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  50.  @MartinBrennan-b8b  I just hope that you'll understand that Putin is the new Hitler rather sooner than later. Greetings from the country that your grandad probably had to free from fascism. We've been taught to see the early warnings of stuff like that developing, hoping to be able to prevent that from happening again.
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  51. I got bullied by Germans, Italians, Turks, Kurds, Serbs, Teachers and even the Principal alike. Get over it!
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  52. The Decline of all off the Western Nations and Their Unity was thoroughly planned by Pootler of the Poccnrese Ederarion and Winnie the Pooh of the "People's" "Republic" of Xina. The Woohun Whirlybird indeed was the most massive biological weapon attack the world has ever seen. It was NEITHER and accident NOR was it some natual thing going on. They want to destroy our individual and common cultures and values and bring horror and terror all across the world by their very own actions as well as fifth coloums acting in pretty much every Western free democratic country. We can only stop that from happening by stopping both Pootler and Winnie the Pooh at once. World War III is already happening, just much less obvious than any of us would like to recognize or even admit.
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  53. Deport Elon Musk!
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  54. Seriously, I personally couldn't care less - christmas markets have pretty much been the most overpriced $#!+shows ever since anyways. They're only nice to walk through, look at the stuff, but you better not expect to get a halfway decent bang for the buck experience when it comes to food or beverages. Basically BYOFnD. Which is why I stopped visiting those ages ago and I still don't get why other people still do. It's literally the best example of how "vote with your wallet" just will never work. But right as I was writing this, news broke about a terrorist attack on a Christmas market in Magdeburg, Germany with some probably islamistic dude drom Saudi-Arabia who lived in Germany since 2006 and worked as a doctor playing Carmageddon with his BMW on the Christmas market. Dang, I hate to hear more and more stuff like this happening. Even while being more leaning towards the left side of things (I'm disabled and have to rely almost completely blindly - quite literally - on our social system and receiving welfare - I'm not getting anything in a better form at all if I'd vote anything that would be more right than where Labour stands in the UK, or the Social Democrats in my country), but even I see this is a problem that needs to get fixed somehow. I just can't stand what the AfD keeps preaching in Germany, very often using lingo taken straight from the fathers and founders of the Nutsee ideology and the Third Reich. I don't wanna end up living in a country that needs to be bombed into oblivion again by you Brits and US Americans in order to get back on the proper side. And I don't want to see any other country in Europe developing into that general direction either. Bottom line: It's complicated.
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  55. Now I've seen it atl. This video is 💯 1:1 🇷🇺 propaganda. Every single bit of it. The only degeneracy we have in the West is just that. People believing and spreading Russian propaganda.
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  56. The canopy must have been too woke.
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  57. Oh, BTW, almost forgot. Those "rainbow crossings" should simply be called Bifröst. Gives them a totally different, maybe more appropriate meaning... ("Buy me a Stairway to Heaven!") XD
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  58. This happens when utterly stupid people fail to understand their holy scripture in its contemporal context. Surah 9:5: "Then kill the disbelievers (non-Muslims) wherever you find them, capture them and besiege them, and lie in wait for them in each and every ambush …" As long as that is in the Qu'ran, there will always be people abusing it for such horrible acts. And all the others not condemning these acts don't make it any better. Christendom also has that "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth." line, but has been able to evolve past the age of running crusades...
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  59. Please do yourself a favour and "educate" yourself by watching "Asterix in Britain (1986)". Trust me, it's well worth it! :D
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  60. Complete and utter BS
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  61. Icelandic horses are the best on Earth (BTW it's forbidden to import horses to Iceland to keep that race "clean" as it has been for around 1000 years, so I will never see that beautiful country for real) and the Orcs must not win over Ukraine. Am I a racist now?
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  62. Thanks for the good laugh... XD
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  63. I'm probably more "woke" than conservative, but this is definitely going way too far. How could you possibly even not offend muslims at all without bending history even? I just begin to wonder if My Little Pony has been banned in Arabic countr theocracies for having the Cutie Mark Crusaders as basically the secondary main characters. Don't crap on your history and legacy to give in to minorities only to appease them as much as somehow even remotely possible, which they still pretty much are. They are the guests and shall behave as such and that includes accepting things the way they are. They're literally expecting the same from our kinds in their countries as well. Manners aren't a one way route.
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  64. There should be several loadout options for the MW-1... https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/MW-1 (has the submunition counts for different loadout options listed in a table, click on English version of the article for the desciptions, they're there as well)
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  65. That would be awesome. Probably most of the community expected them to bring this module at some point anyway, but now it's a different team we basicalyl don't know yet, still expecting some HB level love to detail...
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  66. "Democracy is like a tram. You ride it until you arrive at your destination, then you step off. The mosques are our barracks, the minarets our bayonets, the domes our helmets and the faithful our soldiers." ~Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Dictator of Turkey
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  67. You simply just don't appease an enemy like that. And as long as we (non-moslems) aren't being treated similarly by them, they are, or much rather, to be precise, we are to them, but they just don't tell us.
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  68. Congratulations! You're literally the only one who has covered that except for The Enforcer(s) (Day 932; 34:29). My YT inbox should have exploded with coverage on that... But to be fair, blaming the US and the EU (and probably the UK as well) for participating in the war because Western GPS being used by Ukraine for hitting stuff (regardless of where that might happen) is such a bad take. Russians literally are using it in their fighter jets as well because those don't even have hardware still for their very own GLONASS which apparently must be garbage if they don't even use it at all.
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  69.  @lrsco  I was going to drop the meme that it is a sect only currently challenged in member numbers by the Sect Of Steve Jobs And Tim Cook. But you hit that dead on the nail. Islam isn't the problem, Sharia is - simply given the fact that it's inherently incompatible with worldly justice system like we do have in the western world. They need to secularize. The Turks did it in the past and they progressed a lot by doing so, so it's clearly possible. Sadly, RTE basically made a massive step back from that move trying to unsecularize the country back into oblivion and staying in power fiveever with his presidial system which is never a good sign.
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  70. I see your point, but also, everytime I watch Trump holding a 🍑, it reminds me of watching those Hitler, Goebbels and Himmer documentaries more and more, the more recent they are. So "Agent Orange" isn't going into the right direction either. Those "pro-Palestinians" make me wanna vomit as well, though. They're literally the worst. They totally want to eradicate every Jew on the entire planet and that has to be stopped at once. BTW I got permabanned from the Elon 𝕏itter for debunking Pootlerists calling unemployed people things like vermin, rats or social parasites that in their opinion MUST be LEGALLY SENTENCED to work if they want or not (totally neglecting the fact that a lot of them simply just CAN'T!) in their political rallies - which made me ask them if they also wanna build camps again for them like it's been done in the 40s. So much for Free 🍑on 𝕏itter. Elon is a *bleeping* hypocritical @$$hole if you ask me. But his Space stuff is great, to be fair, credit where credit is due. Just my 2¢ hot take.
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  71.  @NinthNazgul  147 ATM. Indeed.
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  72. Go tell Putin who started it.
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  73. They permabanned me for a sarcastic post about the far-rightist German party AfD's plans on how to deal with unemployed - I'm in that situation myself due to massive health $#!+ going on and I wanted to make clear that I don't like their wicked ideas - like trying to take away their citizenship (even when just being natively German) and "remigrate" them to other countries, where I said I was glad they'd not be just putting those people in camps... Tried to appeal multiple times to clear up possible misunderstandings and literally almost wrote novels (took me a few hours in total!) only to get turned down each time in less than a minute, which ultimately prooves they don't even remotely give a *bleep* reading those appeals. I basically accepted my fate and call out 𝕏itter ("Shitter") for being a bad platform that noone should keep using ever since.
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  74. I was never really criticizing the Vax, but I had severe issues before with the common ones for Polio, Tetanus and whatnot. Wanted to skip getting the Woohun Whirlybird one and basically lock myself in at home (I'm that introvert to basically do that anyways) because of that, but they made my social security dependant on being "available" which I wouldn't have been without the Vax. The second shot gave me Myocarditis and I basically was complete and utter trash for about a year after that, I could barely just get up and do light stuff for like 4-6 hours before I literally fell asleep while doing something, and still haven't fully recovered since and on top of that I now have to fight massive edema and the doctors are playing stupid, not knowing where it came from and everything is fine, allegedly - and I'm not even blaming the Vax, I totally had some preconditions that made the Vax do what it did and I want those to be treated, but I don't get the treatment I'd need. My migraines that I've always had got a lot worse from the edema BS and it also blasts straight into my head whenever I somehow get some of the water out of my legs, mostly though cardio, but that immediately makes my eye pressure go to eleven and I'm literally at the brink of losing my eyesight completely if it gets to high thanks to fricken glaucoma, so I really have to be EXTREMELY careful with any kinds of sports, cardio or physical activities in general and my headaches kinda gauge it and I have to stop doing stuff quite early so I can't really get "in shape" anymore easily. In other words, the Vax made all the health issue $#!+ I already had so much worse that it basically destroyed my life entirely and I only had to get it because otherwise I wouldn't have gotten any benefits - aka MONEY - anymore. It sucks.
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  75.  @Denise-vn8wz  "The Kalergi Plan, sometimes called the Coudenhove-Kalergi Conspiracy, is a debunked far-right, antisemitic, white genocide conspiracy theory." "Decades later, a conspiracy theory emerged with similarities to Nazi propaganda, the so-called "Kalergi Plan". This is a conspiracy theory popular in right-wing extremist circles, which states that there is a plot to mix white Europeans with other "races" through immigration, which was developed by Coudenhove-Kalergi and promoted by aristocratic social circles. It is most often associated with European groups and parties, but has also spread to North American politics. The inventor of the conspiracy theory was the Austrian neo-Nazi Gerd Honsik, who published the book Kalergi Plan in 2005." I think I've had enough...
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  76. We could start caring about that once they allow non-moslems entering Mekka and celebrate Hearth's Warming Eve around that cube as well...
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