Comments by "Cinderball" (@cinderball1135) on "Trump Attacks Fauci Over First Pitch Throw | NowThis" video.

  1. "What does Fauci have that I don't?" "Intelligence, good looks, a voice that doesn't curdle milk, a wife who loves him, a family that can stand him, a bank balance that doesn't require fraudulent accounting to look good, honesty, integrity, a vocabulary exceeding two thousand words, taste, style, Hollywood actors who would like to play him on TV, invitations from major league baseball teams, a decent head of hair, the ability to dress without using an entire can of spray tan, a medical license, a genuine degree with grades that he earned himself, a Twitter account that doesn't have to be flagged for hate speech and misinformation, friends that don't need to be forced to sign an NDA, a winning personality, a nice smile, a functioning moral compass, a positive approval rating, a body that is not clinically obese, regularly proportioned hands and a functioning you-know-what... oh, and he's not going to be charged with a litany of felony offences in 2021, so that's something."
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  2. They say a picture is worth a thousand words - but I don't recommend looking at a picture of Trump on a full stomach.
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  3.  Thierry Mercadier  I pledge to continue updating my post with more things as I think of them. All of the first three lines were just what I came up with off the top of my head!
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  4.  @rlwetz4317  Is this the kind of petty, vindictive man-child you want leading your country?
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  5. "If I can't throw the first pitch, NO-ONE CAN."
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  6.  @rlwetz4317  I think you might want to stop skipping out on your meds. Barack Obama, a socialist? Really? Please.
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  7. "Waaaaaaaaa." ~ the 45th President of the United States of America.
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  8.  @terminologicalinexactitude  Fair! But Alec Baldwin is still not quite up to the level of Brad Pitt. ;)
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