Comments by "Dubber Rucks" (@DubberRucks) on "Asmongold Clips" channel.

  1. 0:26 - That Rocksteady logo tho...
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  2. AND the visuals of "it" too. They're a hate crime on us as well! Like who wants to look at THAT image all day??? 🤮
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  3. They are truly a light for humanity. Said no one. Ever.
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  4. Yep. You can see through the message too. Its horrendous. 🤮
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  5. The AI: press X to trigger
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  6. I'll press Power to quit.
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  7. I nearly read that as OctoDAD just then 🤣
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  8. "Hello there this is Dave from AT&T..." - while proceeding to sound NOTHING like a 'Dave'
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  9. Yep. Sarcasm. Completely lost on them. 😂
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  10. Agreed. All day. The gene pool must be very limited. 🤣
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  11. Right? Great way to shut down the dialogue. 😂
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  12. Yeah. One where you download the game and it's nothing like the ad too.
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  13. Ikr. When he said "uh, uhm, uh", I felt that. 😂
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  14. Imagine buying a game and then paying AGAIN so you don't have to play it. Yeah, makes sense. 🤔
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  15. Really Ubi? I push X to doubt on that one. 🤔
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  16. Yep. All the while failing to realise they are showing everyone what a, um, wonderful human being they are inside! 😂
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  17. Facts!
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  18. Asmon going big brain finance advisor at the end there. 😂👍
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  19. Bosses at Activision: What is this "complete" you speak of? 🤔
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  20. That's right. You know her sort when she pulls out the "cancel" card. Grow up!
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  21. After all, if you buy it, you're agreeing with it.
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  22. That moment is the moment she became a living embodiment of the facepalm emoji.
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  23. With 16x the detail too!
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  24. Probably ate their fair share of chalk too. 😂
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  25. I like how there's an extra voice in this one when Ed chips in. Pretty soon we're gonna get a TEAM of editors roasting El Baldman! 😂
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  26. Just think about that. An anti-cheat. In a single player game. 😂
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  27. EA: make it subscription-based after 30 days.
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  28. Maturity isn't even a consideration from them at this point. 😂
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  29. When in doubt, Concord it.
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  30. Right? They're making up these wild theories and then getting all bent out of shape because of the reality that THEY INVENTED! 🤣 🤦‍♀️
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  31. Remember folks offence is an action; offended is a decision.
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  32. Sounds like there's a whole neighbourhood of Asmons living up there. 😂
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  33. Honestly at this point I'm just impressed BGS can create consistently buggy games. Like, the literal SAME bugs in their games.
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  34. And judging by this effort won't get to either because this'll scare others away once they find out what they created. 😂
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  35. Often preceded by the words "say something nice about my product and there's a bonus in it for you"! 😂
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  36. I can see it now... in years to come THIS will be the face of many a meme! 🤣
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  37. Wasn't it Total Biscuit, RIP, who said something like if you pre-order the game you're "paying the most for the worst version" of it? But so many won't learn.
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  38. "And YOU can keep the kids!!!!" 😡 🤬
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  39. That's almost like gamers, GASP , want single player games.
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  40. And then when he says "I don't even think HE knows what he said" 💀
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  41. Yep and they're also the sort who, the moment they try it in public, would get clapped and never see it coming.
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  42. Agreed. That's my reaction to these games as a whole lol fair play to anyone who likes them. 👍
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  43. I just picture them going off on one every time you say Asmon's name to them. "Say his name and... he appears...!"
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  44. So at that point everyone gets to see that, um, things are being "dealt" with over there then? Classic. 🤔 🤣
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  45. You know you done stepped in it when even Google doesn't want to hear what you have to say. 🤣 👟 💩
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  46. Don't question it. Just drink the kool aid they sip.
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  47. Yep. Reddit is 🚮
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  48. 'member when games reviews were, you know, actual reviews of the game being released? Pepperidge Farm remembers...
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  49. So they're inclusive as long as you agree with them? Sounds about right. 😂
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  50. That's what happens when you try to teach them about their own culture. And make ish up about it.
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  51. Got to be 3 figures by now of games he'll play. Yes. Definitely. One day.
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  52. But then they can't get their self-insert message out! 😂
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  53. Yeah, dude should see if he can keep outdoing himself each year lol
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  54. And also shows he's prob listened to one take he didn't like so assumed Asmon's takes were ALL bad. 😂
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  55. "Fatal error"? Yeah even the game was trying to tell him not to play it.
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  56. Yip. But they'll try and normalise it. It's disgusting. 🤮
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  57. Yep. She forgot there's a connection between actions and consequences.
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  58. And if you so much as DARE interrupt him he'll go on about some nonsense before trying to end you!
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  59. Someone needs to meme that as an image. Now. 😂
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  60. Total lack of self-awareness 🤦‍♂️ 😂
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  61. Maybe that'll be the story; an unnamed Mouse is angry at "the Corporation" for what they've done to his beloved brand so goes on a rampage!😂
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  62. And in the character blurb they call her an "ethical thief" - 🤣 🤦‍♂️
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  63. It's a friggin' containment zone.
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  64. Listen carefully and you'll probably hear the beeps and boops of his android body. 🤣
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  65. Massively Mediocre Occurrence? 🤔
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  66. Yeah the ones where you download it and it's nothing like the ad.
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  67. Karen-cord
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  68. Yep and and AND is looking to do it again!
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  69. Don't worry he'll provide one and then, because 1x1=2, there'll be 2 tomorrow, 3 the day after and 4 after that. That's how he'll do it. 😂
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  70. Get this. The titanic cost $7.5 million ($200 million with inflation) so Concord cost 2 of them. 2 OF THEM!!! 🤣
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  71. Drama?! On Tw@tter?! Surely not!
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  72. But who will launder all the munniz then? 🤔
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  73. Dude really said it. He said the E word! Watch out everyone! 🤣
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  74. And then not long after that sparks fly and you start to smell smoke and burning oil
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  75. Yeah like every battle you do you're led by him and he always dies in the most comical way possible
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  76. Apparently Ubisoft, like Sony lately, must be allergic to free money.
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  77. All the while chowing down on a burger from mcburgertown.
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  78. Only basement dweller? This sounds like the behaviour of someone who hasn't touched grass they've been underground for so long
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  79. Yeo but the moment you call it that to them they'll go off on you. 🤮
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  80. I normally watch these clips for Asmon's commentary but this time the silence said way more 😂
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  81. Yeah. These people have forgotten how to have banter with one another. We're all in this life together so let's make the most of it.
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  82. Imagine a game designed like that purposely. Every enemy has an rng chance to crash your game with "fatal error" as the only warning what went wrong.
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  83. Yeah I can see it now. He looks into the mirror and sees THIS as the future fate of the Shire. Bro's gonna be begging Sauron to come fix it!
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  84. This. 👆
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  85. That sounds like a contract worth every cent. 😂👍
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  86. "What the HELL is that on the horizon Sir Galahad??" "It seems to be some kind of metal box, sir." "But what's it just SITTING there DOING nothing fo...??" 💣 💥💀
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  87. Yup. My first thought too
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  88. Sony: What's that? You want to buy a TV? A hi-fi? You'll need a PSN account for that.
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  89. Nah fr the rinky dink Pink Panther could have designed a better vehicle than this.
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  90. Foresight is "the ability to anticipate future events or outcomes, and to plan actions based on that knowledge" - Yeah that's not them. 🤔
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  91. Fr it's a legit "Cyber Truck at home:" moment 😂
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  92. Dude's really trying to summon her! Go Ed! 😂
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  93. After all when one lemming leaps, another often follows suit.
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  94. Yep complaining online and then wondering why no-one wants to be friends with them.
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  95. After all, deals like this are practically Unheard of.
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  96. meanwhile Palpatine: (to reddit) Good! Good! Let the hate flow through you!
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  97. That's right. Just you dare have a different opinion to theirs, just you DARE! 🤣
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  98. Asmon: exists Taliesin: So you have chosen death!
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  99. He had an opinion they didn't like. That's sacrilege to reddit. 🤣
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  100. Oh what a society we live in, huh? Remember when we could take jokes without using words like "triggered" and "safe spaces"? 🤔
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  101. Yet can't help a smile as though, deep down, that scratches something for him. 😂
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  102. Every time I read that quote it seems to increase in significance at how it describes online culture today. Edit. That should be culture full stop.
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  103. Yep. It's, for once, nice to see a tweet that has more funny layers to it the more you look at it.
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  104. Oh man THAT was an era for some awesomely bad animations. 🤣 "Baby, baby Ruth, Ruth!"
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  105. So BLLLizzard then? 🤔
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  106. And it most CERTAINLY won't have a perfectly functional store with occasional bits of glitchy gameplay in-between.
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  107. @PhilipAlexanderHassialis - it's never been released before but it's already 60% off. Don't miss out! Ends in 7hrs.
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  108. That sent me. 💀
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  109. Dr. Frankenstein: It's ALIIIIIVE!!! Gamers: Not for long... again.
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  110. @robabahanii4469 especially those offended that it exists.
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  111. Yep. That's between the lines reading. Stay vigilant, Helldivers! 🤜
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  112. I was going to say the same about the dog in 3 lol
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  113. Yeah it's the kind of thing where when somebody mentions it you ask "is that still going?" 😂
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  114. Shame on Google for keeping people away from Kotaku! 🤣👍
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  115. That's what I always thought. One time. In the distant past.
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  116. 🤣
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  117. And the weapons will be sponsored too. A logo flashes up every time you pick up a new weapon
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  118. Plus don't forget the backlog of older games you can still play too. 😂👍
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  119. Maybe the joke is that this thing exists. Today. In this timeline we're in.
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  120. Store simulator with occasional bits of gameplay anyone? 🤔
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  121. And Dustbin. Sorry, Dustborn.
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  122. Sounds like an f pass to me. 🤣 🤦‍♀️
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  123. Let's face it. That behaviour is not restricted to the internet though. Humanity is, um, interesting to say the least.
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  124. Something these people seem surprisingly inept at; learning. 😂
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  125. Ikr. Who saw this coming? In 2024? 🤔 😂
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  126. Agreed. Take it as proof that you ARE capable of independent thought.
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  127. Slight tweak; "before YOU find out" instead of "before we find out". Stay vigilant, Helldivers! ✊
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  128. ​ @zovinchen3281  very poetically put 😂
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  129. Yep. That way they can make a claim and won't do or say anything to back it up. Other words? They're full of it.
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  130. Plot twist: Editor tried to make a power play for Emi's channel and she rejected his advances. 🤣
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  131. So you're reading a fascinating story about wizards, orcs, ogres and... A giant bottle of coke zero??? 🤔
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  132. Now I'm thinking of those pc babies on South Park 😂
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  133. It always comes back to the furries.
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  134. With a dash of George Lucas thrown in for good measure 😂
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  135. Yeah and the weapons get more and more ridiculous until you can drop a nuke on a castle or an orbital strike 🤣
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  136. Like YT. They slapped me for hate speech not too long ago but never told me what I said "wrong". 🤣 🤡
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  137. cue Rollercoaster Tycoon "this ride looks too intense for me!" flashbacks.
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  138. What so business as usual then? 😂
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  139. Right? Especially if you've just been focusing on your daily grind too. 😂
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  140. I'm convinced it should be canon now... a British "gentleman" being considered Asmon's editor.
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  141. Imagine knowing your entire existence is driving someone insane... and you haven't even done anything. 😂
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  142. That is some state of being to enter into from Asmon. He triggered THEIR transformation! 😂
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  143. And you just KNOW he's gonna drive over there, just like Asmon said at the end 😂
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  144. 👏 😂 -there now, don't you feel better?? You're better off out of that containment zone anyway lol
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  145. It's a tweet that just keeps on giving. 😂
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  146. I never understood all this pc master race talk... until I got one for gaming and found the mods. Then it all made sense. 😂
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  147. Oof so a 12 (?) year old game is beating them? And it's one of their own? Double oof 😂
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  148. Ikr how are we supposed to unsee this horrendous assault to the eyes! 🤮
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  149. Plot twist: that's what the editor wanted you to think.
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  150. Bud the Chud
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  151. And then put the evidence proving that right in front of them and still they wouldn't believe you.
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  152. Yep. Theyre really testing waters where they can stop AND start at. People will miss that 😂
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  153. Dude doesn't fear anyone and claps back regardless. 😂
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  154. @MarcoFlores-um7cj - I'd call 🧢 on that, but the fact they tried it on Helldivers shows the direction they want to go in. This was inevitable.
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  155. Schmoyoho - man that takes me back 😂
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  156. "Elder" Ring: AI Edition
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  157. Money? Lawyer? They'd prob take one look at him and nope the hell away from any case he brings
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  158. 👏 😂 Mission Passed. +respect
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  159. Yup. Like they knew they could lose better than that. 😂
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  160. A video you don't like and haven't watched as well. 😂
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  161. ​ @kosakukawajiri5007  Okaaaay. That's a choice of words to use. 🤣
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  162. 0:28 - Yeah, Asmon, when ARE you gonna finish Cyberpunk??? 🤔 Can we push X to doubt yet? 🤷‍♂️
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  163. It still is. You need to keep vigilant in your search because you'll find something for you.
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  164. It can if it's a self-insert. Someone who's got issues they should have dealt with behind closed doors. With a therapist. Before opening a notepad to write this drivel.
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  165. Dude's definitely on something. 😂
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  166. From the looks of this you shouldn't have to try that hard to take the audience away with whatever you made lol
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  167. Yeah. As soon as he conditioned his "threat" as not being able to use socials he prob thought it was a total burn
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  168. Dude's the final form of the final boss. Your journey ends here lol
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  169. Shows precisely how empty their lives must be of real value that they have to stoke drama like this.
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  170. Asmon proving his big brai... no I can't complete that with a straight face. 🤣
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  171. ​ @joddelrealingo7737  "looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"
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  172. It makes you wonder what talking to other nations would be like. From THEIR pov.
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  173. Yeah. It's one thing if the game sets you a task of that. But choices have consequences and I think this person realises just how horrible they are inside so is projecting.
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  174. Someone ELSE noticed that walk. Either that or they didn't wipe right. 😂🤐
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  175. @Katniss0000 - the truth comes out lol 😂
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  176. ​​ @soranightgale1851  "capture and make them serve you"? So they made slavery a feature then? That's a choice. 🤣
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  177. Heres two buttons to reiterate:- 1) Power; and 2) Reset
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  178. Just don't tell them because they can't see past "is good game" 😂
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  179. "Skadoosh!" 🐼 👌
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  180. ​ @airiakizuki5592  Sounds JUST LIKE them 🤣
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  181. "Aw, you poor thing. Here, let me wipe your tears. Mmm, yes, yes, your anguish sustains me." - Stewie Griffin
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  182. Who saw that coming? Oh, wait, everyone? Nvm then. 😂
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  183. Michael Scott: (to journalist) Why are you the way that you are? 🤔
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  184. That much? Yeah you got scammed.
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  185. Now I'm picturing that golden crystal turd from American Dad right about now. 😂
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  186. I think they straight up LOST marbles at this point.
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  187. Good one. 👍😂
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  188. Cleopatra as a samurai? Now THIS is what I want to see in a game lol 🤣
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  189. Ah yes, convenient amnesia to bend the narrative out of shape. 😂
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  190. Nah they straight up swipe 'em to steal the whip. 🚙 ============3
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  191. Yep. Critical thinking is their kryptonite
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  192. @kurotsuki12 - and then bring in these comments on his video how terrible WE all are for watching Asmon too 😂
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  193. Yep. The classic one rule for thee but not for me in action.
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  194. They gave up their tomorrow so we could see this shizz???? I don't know what more to say.
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  195. Based take fr. 👍
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  196. Thinking outside the box? Dude's left the box on the UPS truck at this rate!
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  197. I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride, I'm wanted, dead or alive Wanted, dead or alive!
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  198. Sounds about right. For Twitch. They're not exactly the brightest.
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  199.  TheJeffI  how I interpreted op's comment is that Twitter isn't the only community like that. There are plenty of other multiplayer games, as one example, with an incredibly toxic community. That sentiment is what I agreed with.
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  200. Just imagine humanity's fate depending on being able to justify furry existence.😂
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  201. Ikr you know the character's creator should have got help before outing themselves like this. 😂
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  202. Right? It has graphics. A playable character that shoots. Best of all? It may, only may, crash your game from time to time. Once or twice. 🤣
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  203. And reddit. Don't forget reddit.
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  204. Unlike with Jev where it's on the outside.
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  205. But you CAN spell relevant without them! 😂
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  206. Precisely. They're acknowledging it's existence. Yes it is indeed a game. That exists. Today. For money.
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  207. YouTube: what is this "protect" you speak of, precious?
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  208. Every time I see that trash, the gamer in me cringes a little more each time.
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  209. also Morgan Freeman: I'm getting too old for this shizz!
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  210. You made a mistake. You tried to use sense, and logic too pro'ly. It's not very effective with those sorts. 😂
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  211. You're supposed to think BEFORE you write these comments. 🤣
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  212. Way to devalue them calling them hypothetical. They should be offended too
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  213. Here is game you buy now thank you please come again 😂
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  214. And then a court jester rides the nuke all the way home. 🤣
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  215. Sony: Please. We just want your data. Please. We won't sell it. Or leak it.
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  216. Dude looked like a moment was building that he didnt want to destroy 😂
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  217. Come off it. The warnings were there with HD. The fact they tried it showed they'll do it again. They're a corporation. Not a friend.
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  218. 💀 👍
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  219. Haven't wasted money on that sheeite in literally years. 🤣
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  220. Probably has more names that it ever had active players too.
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  221. He removed the clip because there was a secret ending he cut off where Asmon sheds his skin to reveal... The Editor was larping as him all along! 🤣 🤣 🤣
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  222. Now all I'm imagining is Kendra from the Cleveland Show booking it on her mobility scooter! 🤣
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  223. "Momma there's a creepy man at my window!" kind of vibes
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  224. Fr. Dude straight up wants a following because he "had a dream" 🤣 🤡
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  225. Same same. It's a multi-layered troll imo. Based devs. 😂 👍
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  226. Thank you! Keep up the good fight! 🤜 💥
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  227.  @Abraxas99x  tactics like that wouldn't surprise me either. People don't always check what they're buying before they buy it. Only to then complain it's not what was advertised when it was, they just didn't read it properly. If a company needs a spreadsheet to explain their product, something's wrong somewhere in their presentation.
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  228. Complete with Dustborn-style trigger QTEs.
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  229. Ikr it's free publicity for you! 😂
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  230. You called it. People still buy it and they still complain. By all means complain, but don't undercut it with a purchase of whatever offends you.
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  231. Perfect for locking behind a paywall too because they know people will pay for literally ANYTHING these days. 🤣
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  232. Trouble is too many people see shiny new toy and buy it because oooh shiny, new toy! Stand your ground NOW, people!
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  233. This comment wins today! 🥇
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  234. It sounds like a moment of realisation that, yes, people CAN dig their way down past the bottom of the barrel of stupid. 😂
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  235. Narrative. There you go. Everybody likes to create one. Truth is not relative, despite what some circles believe. There are facts and there's fake news just for drama/clicks.
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  236. Yay Editor! Such a real one!
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  237. Fr dude's the mvp keeping us in the loop with it all 🤣
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  238. These types forget that games like this are a toolbox. It's up to you what type of experience you want.
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  239. 100% your will to live would be tested with a prolonged conversation with them
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  240. Yep. Managers should convert this to a text file so they can ctrl+f on all new hires. 😂
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  241. I used to enjoy seeing all the physical memorabilia a preorder used to get you. Now with digital? They're grifting people and said people are happy to open wide and gobble it up. 🤦‍♂️
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  242. In other news yesterday's tomorrow is today.
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  243. All the while sitting in meeting after meeting wondering why they didn't come up with that.
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  244. ​ @WhoFlungDung  and to prove it she has to tell you over and over so it MUST be true 😂
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  245. Yeah, it's a regarded move, defending someone like him
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  246. McClane: [after he sets off massive explosion] Is the building on fire? Powell: No, but it's gonna need a paint job and a s**t load of screen doors!
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  247. It didn't even live long enough to become "Concord at home:"
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  248. Ikr he's going on an unbeaten run for tiiime lol
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  249. And we're all here for it!
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  250. Yeah. Imagine they lean in hard and go with cartoon bubbles to go with the onscreen violence... WAP! BLAM! but in bright colours lol
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  251. Because they have zero situational awareness what's REALLY worth reporting. Zero.
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  252. Thank you! Keep your common sense, these people haven't.
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  253. Understandable. Hope you find something that fills the void created by this. 👍
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  254. Imagine living in someone's head. For 5 years. Just for existing.
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  255. And best of all no worrying about character inclusion because they won't be around for very long with a tank on the field of battle! 😂
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  256. I think editor is too busy deciding if Asmon wants to unsee that clip or not.
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  257. At this rate there's probably a colony of Asmons in his head. 🤣
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  258. 💯 - this should be recorded in ALL the history textbooks! 😂
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  259. Editor? Now's CLEARLY the right time for you to make a power play for the channel! Asmon AI trusts you, we all heard it... 🤣
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  260. They need to stop getting their job and their agenda mixed up. 😂
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  261. It's such a typical Asmon response though from him. He says it knowing chat and YT comments will go off on him 😂
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  262. cue AC/DC "Highway to Hell" song.
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  263. And then trapping those you catch in a ball. A freaking ball that shrinks them. 😂
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  264. Yeah and they're still sitting in it as well.
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  265. @marywinchester1322 - tbf he seems like the sort of person to do that until you step up to back up your response.
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  266. Jamal: 9-1-1! 9-1-1! White man down! White man down!
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  267. "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Sony?"
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  268. Ikr. I can't even hate them at this point. It must be a sad life to live like that devoid of real purpose
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  269. Protected like a national treasure lol
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  270. 👁‍🗨👃👁‍🗨👂 👄
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  271. Bro got the "...has encountered an unexpected error and needs to close" message.
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  272. Eye opening that people would fall for it that is. But then they'll believe in anything these days.
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  273. It's the poetry I never knew I needed! 🤣
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  274. These people can vote. Usually. Breathe the same air as you or I. Probably even work at the same places too.
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  275. From the trashcan straight to the landfill
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  276. Humanity.exe has encountered a fatal error and needs to close.
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  277. Harada is that one boss you never could beat as a child, only to grow up and realise you can't beat him as an adult either. 😂
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  278. ​​ @joshjo9405  all the while complaining about how the game just let them do it. Not the fact they chose TO do it
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  279.  @Taisto-Perkele  I do wonder that myself re: the IQ so much. I thought the very same thing; plenty out there will GLADLY spend that $100 without a second thought and Blizz will lap it up all the way to the bank.
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  280. Yeah Editor is a real one for keeping us in the loop if we've joined part way through a saga. He's straight up like the "previously on..." voice you hear on dramas 😂
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  281. 🥁 😂
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  282. No, no, no. For, um, "research" purposes. 😂
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  283. The timeline we're on has definitely done some interesting, um, things for a while now 😂
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  284. Yep. It sounds JUST LIKE someone who knows they're being recorded and really doesn't want to be incriminating. 😂
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  285. God forbid the project they work on and gasp people ACTUALLY LIKE becomes successful eh? 😂 🤷‍♂️
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  286. Pepperidge Farm remembers...
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  287. We already have them. Twitter and reddit to name 2
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  288. It exists. That's the only answer I've got for you.
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  289. Wear that ban with pride! We salute you! 👏 😂
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  290. Legion of Dim more like.
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  291. Exactly. The game would have been no-scoped out of existence before release if there way anything to answer.
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  292. Ikr ngl I was like "what have they done THIS time?!" 😂
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  293. Gollum's looking like a mighty fine game next to this now. 🤣
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  294. It's so refreshing when you're reminded that you're actually quite sane if you get worried lol
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  295. Especially in the Twitter/Reddit containment zones.
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  296. ​ @Efgand0894  they seem to be fully committed to their downfall that's for sure 😂
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  297. Knight: Hello mysterious silver box. From whence travel thou??? Box: (a tank)... Knight: Answer me or feel the steel, fool!!! Box: 💣 💥
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  298. People write the checks and editor cashes them in every single time. 😂
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  299. So this is Ed-mongold's channel now? I'm here for it lol
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  300. Yep. To them a real "move along nothing to see here" moment
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  301. See? This is why I have trust issues. People are just weird. 😂
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  302. It's like Sony realised they didn't lose enough money developing it first time round. 🤣 🤦‍♀️
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  303. Announcer: Finish him! Oh wait wrong franchise! 😂
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  304. Yes. Todd Howard speaks that I'll agree with. But whether he says anything worth listening to on the other hand...
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  305. He should do a stream where failure = he has to shave his head 🤣
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  306. Good point. Now in public domain lol
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  307. That's not the definition of insanity though. 🤔
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  308. Abraham Lincoln: Furry Hunter would be a VERY different movie.
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  309. And when you're in denial the last thing you want to hear is the truth. 😂
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  310. Nah Hot Wheels have released some legit bangers over the years. Not this. This is not that. 😂
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  311. But who clicked/tapped on it, even after seeing the thumbnail though?🤔 😂👍
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  312. That's really going out of your way to stay mad about it. 😂
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  313. Fr it's not like they're not playing it already! 😂
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  314. Yep. When future civs find them they'll find cotton wool wrapped mummies.
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  315. Yep and we can't challenge or reject it because of his resultant dream he had. Dreams are reality according to him.
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  316. Exactly give them interesting things to interact with or teach them the mechanics on the fly. People usually don't play games to wait. Usually. 🤔
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  317. @noonenowhere877 - so in other words:- 1) too much time on his hands; and 2) get a REAL job 😂
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  318. ​ @NatiiixLP  I'm actually disappointed when editor DOESN'T show up in one of his videos 😂
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  319. Apartment complex. Gated community too.
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  320. And that he's been larping as a streamer all this time too. 😂
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  321.  @hyronharrison8127  ah yes, the art of subtlety; something he'd do well to learn 🤣
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  322. Looks like it's trying to appeal to Overwatch/Fortnite/Rogue Company/Apex crowd and each season a new hero is going to be released. 😂 🤦‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️
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  323. After all, we certainly need a new Super-Mega-Legendary version of Skyrim. Now with added ads. 🤦‍♂️ 😂
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  324. That makes more sense than their ACTUAL comments. 🤣
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  325. Modders can play pretty much any game replayable tbf
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  326. GW: (out loud) No mtx! also GW: (whispers) Day 1.
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  327. I keep thinking about Flashpoint from The Flash. Like someone somewhere figured out how to go back in time and screwed it up for everyone.
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  328. Just watch how many ways they'll do this now. Helldivers was the appetiser to a very gross idea they came up with.
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  329. Along with a nice long session in a hug me jacket. 😂
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  330. Who's next I wonder? 🤔
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  331. I guess it IS true then... You really do miss every shot you don't take. And those you do in Asmon's case! 😂
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  332. Man rules with an iron fist. Or blade... 🤔
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  333. Strap on yer boots and prepare to hoist ye sails! ⛵ ========
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  334. Yep. Dude keeps us in the loop so we don't have to go back to older vids lol
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  335. Ikr they're committed to mastering the art of ineffective communication.
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  336. That's not exactly difficult lol
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  337. Alright, admit it, who saw that coming? Actions having consequences? 😂
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  338. Ikr I about lost it when that floor gave out. 💀
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  339. Harada-san: Sit down! Shut the hell up!
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  340. Get this though, if Nintendo actually innovates next time round, people will be able to thank Palworld for kicking them up the a$$!
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  341. Ain't THAT the truth! 😂
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  342. Assuming they've got capabilities in the first place.
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  343. It's apropos for so many things right now indeed 😂
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  344. It's the biggest self-insert in my view. 😂
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  345. Says it all. 😂
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  346. Imagine if Asmon's first words after being cooked were... "Dude it's just a game, chill out!" 🤣👍
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  347. Don't worry lol no soul was harmed during the making of that apology. Because there was none within it.
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  348. Oof! 💥 💀
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  349. Homer: I am so smart. S-M-R-T!
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  350. I'll press F for a Concord diss track instead.
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  351. And they'll be elevated to untouchable authority who can't be challenged for... reasons.
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  352. Yeah. I see nothing out of the ordinary here. 😂
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  353. @theyellowarchitect4504 - after all who WOULD want to be associated with Concord after this? 😂
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  354. 💯
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  355. Yep. Their fragile egos would be toasted the moment they were roasted for their picture
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  356. 3-0, cry!
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  357. Yeah there's no way this does any better 2nd time around. A 💩 is still a 💩. F2P or not. 😂
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  358. 3 weeks? More like 3 yrs lol
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  359. Right? 2 days in and this is the content we get already? 😂
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  360. That's why I hope there's different backdrops. Imagine the possibilities of both old and new settings and just going ham with all the units. 😂
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  361. Ikr Lohan really flattered herself with that assumption 🤣
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  362. Activision: ah, but our games consistently make us bucket loads of ca$h so there!
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  363. "The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us." - The Exorcist 1973
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  364. Fr. Intelligence is becoming as rare as common sense these days 😂
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  365. Mr Washee Washee: All you American look alike! Peter Griffin: (as Gene Shalit) Oh we do, do we??
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  366. This. 👆
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  367. It's crazy how they invent a reality for themselves and then wonder why REAL life doesn't match up.
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  368. You can almost spell compost too. Almost. 😂
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  369. Fr. He's become Asmon's own catch-up mechanic for us. 😂
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  370. Also celebs to Fortnite: make me be in you.
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  371. Someone show him GTA V's campaign. Stat. 😂
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  372. Yeah. That dude's stare alone shows he's gonna keep farming content from him.
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  373. Yep. Like she ever could have pulled off a shot like that
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  374. They don't need "permission". If there was a case to answer the game would have been aborted long ago.
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  375. Its a nothing case. Nintendo would have acted sooner if there was any grounds for it.
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  376. Yeah. It's not like it's going to be missed with what passes as "journalism" there. 😂
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  377. I heard someone, Mutahar iirc, recently say you're not actually paying for 2-3 days EARLY ACCESS. They're getting you to pay to access it ON TIME.
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  378. All the while being reminded to be tolerant of their misbehaviour in the past. They were brave and misunderstood.
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  379. combover - ie the trick a bald man pulls when he doesn't want to admit to himself he's going bald yet everyone else knows it. Come on Asmonbald, embrace it! 😂
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  380. Turn it into a game. Every time you come back put one single emoji on a perfectly normal post. That'll work, right? Right? 🤔
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  381. Alternative statement: We got caught... THIS time. Stay vigilant, Helldivers! 🤛
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  382. Discord Mod: Yeah, you're banned!
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  383. Too bad they left the forks in the dish for this.
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  384. Not every claim made has weight to it. The only weight this guy's prob interested in is... I'm not touching that one! 🤣
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  385. Can confirm. It was Demolition Man. Moral Statute Machine: John Spartan, you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute. John Spartan: [grabbing the tickets] So much for the seashells. See you in a few minutes.
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  386. I think he rolled one too many characters creators that life just gave him a generic joker face 🤣
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  387. Reddit IS an L. A big fat one.
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  388. Wow! Dude REALLY didn't like that no you gave him! 🤣
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  389. Peter Griffin: I hate you bees, I hate you bees, I hate you bees!!! 🐝 🐝 🐝
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  390. Press Any Key. Homer: Where's the 'Any' key?
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  391. Dude straight up reminds me of DSP at this rate with his jealousy. 😂
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  392. Dragonwatch Legends: FortApex Edition
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  393. That momentary look of glee on Asmon's face when he, um, "dealt" with the 🙀 tho! 😂😂
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  394.  @PajaKecup  my thoughts exactly there are so many worthy contenders this time around 😂
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  395. And by "do our best" we mean continue playing it so stop messaging us!
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  396. Yeah. There's no point leaving a fool thinking he is right.
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  397. After all, if you hate on a game, you're just going to drive curiosity to an all time high as others will want to know more.
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  398. It's like that scene in Arkham Asylum, iirc, where you get jumped by inmates just for looking round.
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  399. I've laughed at a comment like this before. A containment zone. Genius. Ground zero for the outbreak then.
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  400. Or you've been sent on a fetch quest and get an ad for a brand new car. 😂
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  401. Look at the cadence of the two posts. There's no consistency in them so for sure he was mandated to apologise from overlord boss lol
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  402. Says enough when Hasan can see through this yet twitter still can't. 😂 🤦‍♂️
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  403. Now all I can picture is Ralph playing that on an episode of The Simpsons 😂
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  404. What Pokémon leaves unsaid. Palworld goes ahead and gets it all out in the open and is proud to do so. 😂
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  405. Star...fail? 🤔
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  406. 🤔😲 🤭
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  407. But that would imply EA have the capacity to learn. Something their ctrl+c ctrl+v sports games prove they don't have year on year. 😂
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  408. Apparently even the game knew not to spend money on itself. 🤔
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  409. Stewie Griffin's picture of what he thought a menstrual cycle was makes more sense than this. 🤣
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  410. And why? "Because I dreamt it so you can't challenge me!" 🤣 🤦‍♂️
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  411. Fr editor has all the threads so we can catch up if we've missed anything.
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  412. They remind me of the people who just can't live without creating drama in their lives. Drama for drama's sake.
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  413. True big brain moment. 😂
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  414. Imagine some of the dialogue options if you were one of these. 🤣 An entire faction could become your enemies the entire playthrough. Great, now all I can picture is a rainbow assassin coming for you because you didn't support their cause in town! 🤣
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  415. "... no other element in common." - W comment from Ed right there. Asmon is indeed caught in 8k, just not the way they anticipated. 🤣
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  416. Let me throw in Game/Screen Rant too. Their efforts are 🚽
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  417. Next time you play Arkham Asylum think of these mods as the inmates you meet
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  418. The dimwitted duo
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  419. Discord mods: (most) REEEEEEEEEE!!!
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  420. Yep. Sad times we live in. Make the most of your time. Don't let them waste yours as well as their own.
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  421. Sony is straight up allergic to free money with that one. 🤣
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  422. So they've fooled around and now they're finding out then.
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  423. When reddit beats it to the punch. For a day.
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  424. Reminds me of that time Cartman wore a cardboard box on his head saying "it's my safe space". Life will eat them alive.
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  425. Thank you! Someone with sense and the ability to differentiate between a game and reality. 😂
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  426. Watch which direction the cock-ups go and then go the opposite.
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  427. 🤯
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  428. Ikr like learn to accept when someone doesn't like you or your work. It doesn't kill you, only makes you better.
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  429. And apparently millions of people will run with it. 🤣
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  430. Good one! 💀
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  431. And if that fails hope your mate brought his Abrams!
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  432. Congratulations: You've seen through their "message" masterplan. It's like they really believe we can't see through their idiocy.
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  433. Audience? Yes. Critic? Not really unless you can trust them to be unbiased as they've often reviewed for cash or a dev game key.
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  434. Classic Schrodinger's stream then? They both support it AND oppose it? 🤔 😂
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  435. Good to see YOU'RE awake. 👍 They need to be observed closely because next time I wouldn't put it past them to be MORE scummy LESS obviously.
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  436. An almost perfect self-sustaining YT ecosystem. 😂
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  437. ​ @KevinUchihaOG  Precisely. There are a lot of people, sad to say, who would rather assume the worst in people than believe the best in people. I'm not a psychoanalyst so wouldn't presume to know poki's state of mind at any point. I don't know her personally either. It's way too easy to be negative these days. Especially online.
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  438. And of course we can't challenge it because he thought it all up in a dream. Dreams are reality to these sort.
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  439. @jamiehughes5573 - that reminds me of that skit in Family Guy where Peter tells the vet who was just a head on his porch "yeah, you gave too much" 🤣
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  440. Ikr I can see that Starfield review post becoming a meme in the years ahead lol
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  441.  @keonkla  🤣 👍
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  442. @foliagedcarcass9116 - that comment had me rollin'. Good one! 🤣
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  443. ​ @Xport9  it's amazing what people will call a game in 2023 lol
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  444. Oof! 😂
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  445. Twitch being Twitch. 🤣
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  446. And discord. And twitter
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  447. Also, in other news, a kettle can produce hot WATER?! More at 11...
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  448. And when you confirm team selection. Match selection. Game mode. Oh, and when you quit.
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  449. After all they tried it once. So they're WILLING to enforce it already. The intention is there I mean. Don't back down.
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  450. This. 👆
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  451. They're not done fooling around so they're still finding out.
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  452. So I guess, in her own way, she was commenting on his "yeeyee a$$ haircut" then. 🤔
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  453.  @nivyan  right? Back before everything was a no-no to say, they'll just tell you straight! 😂 👍
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  454.  @ghostlandered  labeling people? This isn't a shop. 😂 An older person of a certain era has a way of speaking with kids that means they'll hurt feelings if needs be so that the end result is a valuable lesson they'll be thankful for at a later date. The woman in the clip sounds like she's from that era.
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  455. Hey! That's an offense to the hardworking clowns that do kids parties lol
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  456. Who'd have thought they'd commit to doing it in real life? 🤔 😂
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  457. can confirm for those in the comments before the vid had finished. 😂👍
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  458. It's a sad reflection on all those addicted to instant gratification. The grind is too much like work for them. The real world would eat them alive.
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  459.  soyel94  who knows, maybe they will mugshot him and put it in the police station with a warning to beware this man! 🤔
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  460. Twitter is a containment zone.
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  461. "Don't be a bald loser, buff like a champion!" - Oof! That's gotta leave a mark on your ego. 😂😂
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  462. Just like those toyboxes we all loved when our parents used to say "ok, you can choose ONE toy to play with from the toybox!" 😂
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  463. We salute you! 👏 😂
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  464. Sony: flops with CONcord. also Sony: Hold my beer.
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  465. NPC: I need you to take this over there for me. Ad: Buy the new Jeep Cherokee today! 🚙 =========
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  466. 🧠 💥
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  467. Yup. That was my thought too. Even put it on a couple vid comments too. Great minds. 👍
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  468. Hope you can get them off it when you need to 😂
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  469. Add onto that they likely haven't got a clue of the real life history behind these words too
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  470. Another comment called reddit the containment zone. I like that descriptor.
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  471. Imagine that age playing out in a game of civ. Every unit you try to send take over another player would just attack you instead. 🤣
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  472. There's so many layers to that tweet. It's great. 🤣
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  473. This 👆
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  474. Asmonception.
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  475. Facts!
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  476. It's also a good way of acknowledging they'd get knocked out in a fight so chose a courtroom instead.
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  477. And it's not even the holidays lol what a gift!
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  478. "Whatever happened to... Bioware?"
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  479. It's The Simpsons lawyers I'm thinking about here 🤣
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  480. @notme8232 - a Death Note was my first thought too lol
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  481. Pick reviewers you trust. Make up your mind if it's a wait for sale to get the completed game, or it is that good you can get it now.
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  482. Take your pick lol
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  483. Pure poetry in motion. 😂
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  484. Mr Burns: Excellent!
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  485. And lately it's reporting faster than it too lol
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  486. Doubt it if their replies are anything to go by. Skins are less effort for them to code than a proper campaign. 😂
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  487.  @akashj8204  agreed dude. It just saddens me when devs finds a cash cow and get addicted to that forgetting there's supposed to be a game there too
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  488. We have two already. Twitter. And reddit
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  489. Well that's just sad. I respected their work in the og trilogy. Smdh
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  490. You know what this is? Proof they're not busy enough working on the game. If you've got distracted by criticism, you're only wasting time.
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  491. It's a hive mind with these sorts. They don't possess individual thoughts.
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  492. All the while stuffing their faces with meats.
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  493. At this point can we really put "journalist" next to game? It doesn't seem like it belongs. 🤔
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  494. Just imagine the reddit cope for this atrocity. 😂
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  495. 👆 This. I second this.
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  496. And probably don't have a browser history further than twitter or reddit
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  497. Ah yes the obligatory RSL reference shoehorned in so many places where nobody wants it. 😂👍
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  498. Sony: PSN numbers > 💷
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  499. "Is that... is that blue?!"
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  500. Ikr that did it for me. 😂
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  501. Lords of the Dingus: Unhinged Edition
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  502. And unless I'm mistaken don't they have a disclaimer that they are "a work of historical fiction" when you boot them up. Yeah Ubisoft should have listened to themselves.
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  503. It'll be a store simulator with occasional bits of gameplay
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  504. "You've already got ads in your TV shows, soon you'll have them in your games too!"
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  505. Hey, at least you're self-aware enough to know where your money is going dude. You're no pos👍
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  506. She'll tell you what you need to hear even if you don't like it
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  507. This is also the kind of dev we need to support to KEEP seeing games like this punch corporate corrupted games right in the ego.
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  508. And don't forget lock off some of the content unless you get the House of the Dragon limited edition upgrade.
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  509. It's amazing that these people are paid for their input when this is what they come up with 😂
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  510. I think someone took it too literally when they made this! 😂😂
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  511. I can't wait to see how clips from this will be used against him in time to come. 😂
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  512. He's going out with a ha-har.... and a bang! 💥
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  513. Come now. This IS ign at this point doing it. 😂
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  514. That's dangerous exposure right there. Reddit. 😂
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  515. Yeah plus the copious "must remember THAT clip for a later roast!" moments
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  516. Only half? 🤔
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  517. I laughed at that last part. Oops. 🤐 😂
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  518. After all it's not a promise NOT to bring it in at all but rather "how to move forward". Stay vigilant Helldivers!
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  519. Someone's probably already working on a game like that just to take all their hatred out on him. 😂
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  520. "...This is Dave from AT&T..." whilst sounding NOTHING like a 'Dave'. 😂
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  521. Don't drop it then whoever buys it.
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  522. And everything was on disc/cartridge? With no d1 patches? 🤔 Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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  523. Luckily all they've done now is given editor receipts for any future drama they create. 😂
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  524. Probably to see someone meltdown live lol
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  525. Looks like Asmon's building a freakin' CONDO complex in this guy's head he's renting so much headspace right now. 🤣👍
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  526. Fr. It's as if they WANT you to keep your money. 😂
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  527. ​ @dubiumguy and their next project looks suspiciously like the last one with an asset flip 🤔
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  528. The game's holding up a mirror and dude don't like what he sees so it's the game's fault. 😂
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  529. Wait a minute, that sounds eerily familiar. 😂👍
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  530. W Editor right there!
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  531. Or to see how fast you can get a ban? 🤔
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  532. So a death note then. For their careers.
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  533. With a unique clown cover saying... Thanks for being such a good sport.
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  534. can confirm. 🤣
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  535. And our feeds will be littered with YT shorts of it all unravelling 😂
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  536. Agreed. Especially when they came with cool artwork/collectables/maps etc
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  537. 🤣 - but can you launch them as projectiles? Then I'd be interested. 😂
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  538. High level intelligence at play /s 😂
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  539. Now I'm thinking about that Jaws and Bigger Jaws skit on Family Guy. 😂
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  540.  @willchurch8376  🤣 as if using "real" somehow validates it as such
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  541. Smellor Bald? 🤔
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  542. Classic cult leader/follower relationship behaviour. The leader says what he wants and they've took that much kool aid they lap it up as gospel
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  543. There's your 4A right there. Nice. 😂
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  544. Dude's not drinking it; he's straight up seeing if it works for an enema.
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  545. Alternatively say nothing. Just carry on about your business. You'll soon know if boss has got your back by how fast you have to walk it back.
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  546. "Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." - Mark Twain
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  547. Ikr how many times are we gonna be told this to raise our hopes again only to have them dashed because Kotaku is still here? 😂
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  548. It's that Stephen King book all over again. You know the one? The one with the infamous sledgehammer scene iirc.
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  549. Yep cos that actually would require cashing cheques their mouth wrote. They're not very bright at all. 😂
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  550. Good point 😂
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  551. Ikr imagine having to go so hard to defend your own work that you just won't admit it's scuffed and start over. 😂
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  552. And all it's done is reveal the state of their internal world.
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  553. When they all got together and agreed not to be toxic and to tolerate everyone and everything exactly as they are. The end.
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  554. I wish I could disagree. I can't.
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  555. Player: I said no Blizz: You mean yes? Player: No, I said no! Blizz: Yes.
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  556. Dude took the Assassin's Creed too literally:- "Nothing is true, everything is permitted"
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  557. More like Ed owns all this and ASMON is on a contract with him at this rate 😂
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  558. SOMETHING melted from baking too long!
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  559. It reminds me of the PC babies on that one cartoon that one time.
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  560. Yet take a look how many games have that on the promo blurb; a version spreadsheet. It's right in people's faces and they're oblivious!
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  561. Breaking News: A kettle will boil it too. More at 11.
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  562. Still looking for them apparently.
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  563. Legolas: Blood has been spilt this night!
    2
  564. After five years too. Dude's gotta have an Asmondo complex with gated community up there. 😂
    2
  565. Yep that's how sensitive these types are. Skin like soggy paper.
    2
  566. The multiverse of Asmons... the Asmonverse even.
    2
  567. Yep and doesn't seem to figure out that the game just held up a mirror and he didn't like what he saw so projected.
    2
  568. At least you learnt fast. I haven't used that trash heap since 2016. 😂👍
    2
  569. Seems like every day it's a contest who can be worse between the two. 😂
    2
  570. Sounds like the dog's better behaved than this "thing"
    2
  571. Watch how much awareness THAT gets.
    2
  572. Toilet Paper Company? 🤔 😂
    2
  573. Like a line in the sand; keep walking over it and it'll eventually disappear.
    2
  574. Round 1... FIGHT!
    2
  575. I thought you were gonna say... ...so I got a new mom. 🤔
    2
  576. Starfaild? 🤔 let's see what else people can come up with 👇
    2
  577. ​ @trh3xa174  That's a good point; by posting an "apology" those offended think he's learnt his lesson so can feel safe in their wittle "safe spaces" again. 😂
    2
  578. Bro took too much skooma and is still coming down even now.
    1
  579. Thats right, kids. Point and laugh. Point. And laugh. 😂👉
    1
  580. It's okay. I guess you're not the target audience. Looks like fun but fun for a particular type of gamer.
    1
  581. Just imagine the fun they'll have naming it in-game. I'll never forget the first time I saw the cyber cafe in gta 4... Tw@ i think it said. 🤔
    1
  582. First review bombing, now vomit emojis. Whatever will the HD community do next? 😂
    1
  583. What next? Store entry only on presentation of a newly created "responsible citizen" card? 🤔 😂
    1
  584. So you know content creators will be leaning into this. Free content for them. 😂
    1
  585. I'm glad it is. Sometimes you just need to be put in your place. Especially if this is what you bring to the table. 😂
    1
  586. Trying to prompt people to LITERALLY Escape from Tarkov. 😂
    1
  587. Kudos for trying but don't put your brain cells at risk of rot due to stupidity exposure. 😂
    1
  588. This comment has me ☠
    1
  589. Vaush: War it is then!
    1
  590. ​ @HolographicThoughts  so you can be halfway cross the map and still know when something has been "dealt" with? Nice. 😂
    1
  591. At this point Sony higher ups are clearly more interested in PSN numbers than free money.
    1
  592. Clearly he didn't put enough points into reading comprehension after the character creator!
    1
  593. Yeah. I'd be curious to hear the narrative they are telling themselves and how they justify that.
    1
  594. Early access just seems so risky to back so soon. So much is taken on trust that the devs won't pull d|ck moves like this.
    1
  595. IGN makes up half of ignite. So go on IGN keep setting yourselves alight because nothing of value will be lost. 🔥 🔥 🔥
    1
  596. I mean we can't do any worse with that kind of money lol
    1
  597. Just think. Someone over there thought this was a good idea. Then somebody else greenlit it. 🤔
    1
  598. You can DEFINITELY aim that at others too lol
    1
  599. And if you, the one they're threatening shows up, oh god forbid! 🤣
    1
  600. Ikr as if going f2p will magically solve all its problems. 🤣
    1
  601. Just wait. Someone might take offense at that. 😂👇
    1
  602. And then blaming the game for letting them doing it instead of, oh I dunno, holding THEMSELVES responsible! 😂
    1
  603. It's free content for him to farm. 😂
    1
  604. @devalue7064 - step 4: win copious awards now you're out of EA leaving them scratching their heads what went wrong.
    1
  605. Imagine the discord call if the two of them joined Asmon on it. Pure 🍿 material if ever that'd be. 🤣
    1
  606.  @MikeTheEnforcer  that's indeed true lol
    1
  607. It sounded like she thinks he has a giant combover
    1
  608. Ikr if you have to lean this hard into defending your work then IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS YOU THINK, UBISOFT! 🤣
    1
  609. @loveoffilm4327 - maybe you should see what other foods they don't want you hating. 😂
    1
  610. Editor should dub himself over one of Asmon's vids completely one time 🤣
    1
  611. Imagine if you "cheer" or "celebrate" and a pop up appears saying "seeing as you just cheered/celebrated, would you like to donate to the team for all their hard work creating Concord?" 🤔
    1
  612. Escape from Tarkov - literally. 😂
    1
  613. Dude's clearly on some kind of vector we're not privy to!
    1
  614. Yeah. Sure. 😂
    1
  615. Yep. Make the game. Sell the game. Make the feature to skip it. Sell that feature. Blizzardry!
    1
  616. Ikr. Someone forgot how to wipe. 🤣
    1
  617. I think we're all at risk of an -ism at this rate if we see more of this. And I'm not talking about journalism. 🤐
    1
  618. Why? Dude's a nobody most people hadn't heard of before this.
    1
  619. Games journo: 🤔 😕 😢
    1
  620. No wonder women have issues with men. 😂
    1
  621. This person did or else they wouldn't have commented 👆
    1
  622. Imagine an advert for a game with adverts in it for another.
    1
  623. Just imagine him saying the infamous Scarface line Say hello to my leeetle friend!
    1
  624. The character this seems based on is Steamboat Willy, Mickey's predecessor. His cartoons enter pd then
    1
  625. @ricardohoang8452 - after all, they did it once so they clearly have people there who are, um, WILLING to try stuff like this. Stay vigilant!
    1
  626. It's on game pass too FYI if that helps
    1
  627. "...special characters..." - there's so much I can say here but I won't! 🤐 😂
    1
  628. Watching these people get bent out of shape over of stuff THEY MAKE UP is another level of crazy. They're legit doing it to themselves and then getting mad about it. 🤣👍
    1
  629. Get banned% speedrun? 🤔 😂
    1
  630. Fair enough. So it's not aimed at you then. Oh well at least you know now. 👍
    1
  631. From the sounds of it there's more players in those than Concord had in its entire lifespan. 😂
    1
  632. You can't spell ignoble without IGN. I'm sure there're other words you can find too lol
    1
  633. Yeah to go with the modern gAmEs made for the m0dErN aUdiEnCe!
    1
  634. Asmon's ed and Asmondad should team up to roast him for a vid.
    1
  635. Where he can f.a.f.o with certain individuals on the waters there.
    1
  636. <<insert Stewie Griffin playing the tuba here>>
    1
  637. 🤮 <- there
    1
  638. Brilliant! Wear that ban with pride! 😂
    1
  639. 👏 those 🍑
    1
  640. 'Banned on free speech'? Something's not right here...🤔
    1
  641. Player: complains about race underrepresentation. Harada-san: So you have chosen death!
    1
  642. 🤣
    1
  643. I'm not going to make a joke about the furry movement. I'm not. It's too easy. Go find another comment.
    1
  644. It's what they imagine the m0dErN aUdIeNcE drives.
    1
  645. That's my reaction verbatim. 😂
    1
  646. Yep, I'm very skeptical about early access anyway and seeing this won't change my mind any time soon
    1
  647. Eye tracker run but you die every time you look at certain places on the character 😂
    1
  648. Asmon didn't need ed this time around; dude was savage enough as is 😂 if the game offends, don't play it. Others exist.
    1
  649. For every 30 pulls on the gacha you get a 0.07% increased chance to pull a super rare limited edition ultra scarce golden framed jpeg of Jaime.
    1
  650. Precisely. Otherwise it's an insult to those in real struggles with their mental health.
    1
  651. Seeing Asmon get clapped by this game is as funny as watching Jev's rage go nuclear at it. 🤣👍
    1
  652. ​ @CadRainer  Michael Townley approves of this comment.
    1
  653. 🍿 👈 here help yourself. 😂
    1
  654. Microsoft: shutters studios Staff affected: 🦋 This action will have consequences...
    1
  655. or To Hell and Back
    1
  656. "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"
    1
  657. Making sure this Asmon series gets greenlit for at least another two seasons with the big bads here. 😂
    1
  658. Probably because they're incubating in the same tank as their overlord bosses creatures protecting them
    1
  659. Blizz: what is this "free" you speak of, precious??
    1
  660. Combine that massive amount of work with the game exploding and devs gonna be under pressure to capitalise on it.
    1
  661. Or a competitor will do just that. But who though? Who would dare make a good fps in soon to be 2024??
    1
  662. Sony: Yes. A big brain move. Biiiig brain! 🧠
    1
  663. <<Insert obligatory "more brain cells than twitter" comparisons here>>
    1
  664. Ah yes, generalising with absolutely no evidence to back it up other than the headcanon they create.
    1
  665. Or countless other games where you can extinguish digital pixel existence. 😂
    1
  666. ​ @PajaKecup it's like devs are practically falling over each other to fight over a place on everybody's worst games of 2023 list 😂
    1
  667. @NikZedika - sounds like he didnt get clapped hard enough then
    1
  668. Yep. Shows you what sort of a person they REALLY are deep down under all the layers of insecurity.
    1
  669. So you could almost say they've figured out how to get away with charging for loading screens.
    1
  670. Which to a ⚽ fan means something completely different and is just an every day part of rivalry 😂
    1
  671. Everything they touch turns to 💩
    1
  672. Its like one of those farming sims in real life lol
    1
  673. Ed-mongold proving that, once again, HE is the real MVP of this channel. 😂
    1
  674.  @VColossalV  it is yes lol my comment still stands though. A threat to cancel someone is no way to sustain a worthwhile conversation.
    1
  675. Wow. That's a thing that exists.
    1
  676. J Jonah Jameson approves of this action.
    1
  677. "waited for release" - that's not even how it works. They'd have struck way sooner if there was a case.
    1
  678. Don't forget the ability to set your pronouns too 😂😂
    1
  679. To quote Family Feud:- Survey says... ☒ ☒ ☒
    1
  680. In about 5 years. For 5 minutes.
    1
  681. Asylums never went anywhere; they just became digitised in the form of places like Reddit.
    1
  682. Police officer: Move along. Nothing to see here. 😂
    1
  683. It's okay. It was made for the m0dErN aUdIeNcE to buy instead
    1
  684. It seems like Todd and his team saw NMS and thought replicating it was easy money with their budget.
    1
  685. || || || || || || || || || || L There! I just dropped an L for Todd!
    1
  686. There you go. IQ points clearly deducted for that faux pas 😂
    1
  687. ⚽ 🎱
    1
  688. Giant combover. But bear in mind it could be an oap speaking and they speak a language all of their own lol
    1
  689. Or another dev trolling them. 🤣
    1
  690. And the game will try and punish you for it if you do c/o the star wanted level.
    1
  691. Somebody's lost his pipe so woke up a little bit cranky. 😡 🤣
    1
  692. 🤐 - I'm saying nothing. 🤣
    1
  693. Yeah. And to anyone who doesn't GET videogames, I look at this and ask.... "HOW?!" 🤣
    1
  694. Thought you were going to say "if you don't have a friend like that, go out and GET ONE like that." 😂
    1
  695. Yep, you just KNOW you stepped in the 💩 with that "buddy" remark. 😂
    1
  696. We have them. Twitter. Reddit.
    1
  697. So I guess editor IS playing Palworld and just keeps catching Asmons at this point.
    1
  698. Plus he's not significant enough. Who's actually heard of him before today?
    1
  699. They thought they could go lower, but EA knew how to go lower!
    1
  700. Sony really are doing a fool 100% speedrun
    1
  701. Yep, like nobody else thought of it or perfected it.
    1
  702. It sounds like you're not the target audience. I hope you enjoy whatever you DO play though. 👍
    1
  703. The showdown nobody asked for or wanted. 🤣
    1
  704. Yep. Games like these are one big mirror reflecting back on you what you're capable of if you thought no-one was looking.
    1
  705. 😂 🐴 🏇
    1
  706. Titanic cost $7.5 million ($200 million with inflation) so Concord cost twice as much as a ship.
    1
  707. ​ @HolographicThoughts  or the rts genre where you can destroy entire settlements/cities. 😂
    1
  708. And then imagine if they dared live a little and it was moddable.
    1
  709. 🤣 - that was priceless
    1
  710. Steamboat Willy enters public domain by then. He predates Mickey so they can claim him as the inspiration instead. 😂
    1
  711. Is it though? At this point I'm more surprised when something about Discord behaviour that's NORMAL breaks. 😂
    1
  712. Because to "them" they are attractive and you can't say they're not or your a bigot/racist/other 'ists' according to them. 🤮
    1
  713. I think twitch creates rules that even THEY have a hard time figuring out
    1
  714. "Peter, there's something off about that horse."
    1
  715. Biowhere? Not here, that's for sure.
    1
  716. Iirc it's an among us clone. One goose has to off the ducks without getting caught. I played it once. Sus as hell.
    1
  717. Yeah. I'm not the target audience either. 😂
    1
  718. Yeah. I'm not the target audience either. 😂
    1
  719. Asmon never stopped to ask himself if he should. Not for one second. A "let's see" moment if ever... 😂
    1
  720. Helen Lovejoy: Think of the children! 😂😂😂
    1
  721. What's that Discord mods being memes again? 😴 Wake me up when they aren't. 😂
    1
  722. And reddit user
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  723. That was gonna take out an entire city with aoe! 😂
    1
  724. Exactly when I see screen rant and it's ilk credibility leaves the building.
    1
  725. EA 💷 🖐
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  726. And yet that's what whooshed over the journos head. 😂
    1
  727. That's why there's a horror film been made clearly inspired by Pooh lol gotta love public domain 😂
    1
  728. @pvshka - as long as we get to, um, "deal" with him at the end. 😂
    1
  729. This is a brave comment. I can't play either just now so I have no real 🏇 in this but still, it's bold.😂
    1
  730. Man they really ARE gonna Concord all over the place!
    1
  731. Sounds like something Nintendo would have come up with. Cardboard... oh, wait. Nvm. 🤐
    1
  732. 😂😂😂
    1
  733. After all they've now got a template to copy
    1
  734. So this is Asmon's villain arc gaining traction? 😂😂
    1
  735. Some kind of gene pool comment is out there I think. I'm saying no more. 🤐
    1
  736. So I guess you could say that bugs were flushed out then? 🤔
    1
  737. Fool around. Find out.
    1
  738. ​ @TheMetalValkyrie  the option, yes, just not the obligation to from some of the comments I've seen 😂
    1
  739. I think Joker'd want the comp more as its his likeness lol
    1
  740. They'll do this to try push numbers up for deluxe editions and for subs to their platforms so you can get rid of ads.
    1
  741. "Aw, you poor thing. Here, let me wipe your tears. Mmm, yes, yes, your anguish sustains me." - Stewie Griffin
    1
  742. Quagmire: Giggity.
    1
  743. You know what? That IS a good comparison. 😂
    1
  744. While you're at it throw in cue ball and 8 ball etc 😂
    1
  745. I think this'll be empty for a while 👇
    1
  746. Homer: I am so smart. S-M-R-T
    1
  747. They keep on showing us reasons why we shouldn't waste our time using the platform. Not very bright. 🤣
    1
  748. "What's preorders, Precious?" 🤔
    1
  749. He's not the only one tbf. 😂
    1
  750. Nah. They make snap judgements. Decide they're right and do no fact checking before they spread it.
    1
  751. Whatever next? 🤔 No, I'm genuinely curious what they'll do next. 😂
    1
  752. He found out indeed. 😂
    1
  753. Good point. AI would have to be deliberately dense. By its own design. To try and equate to human intellect. Or lack thereof.
    1
  754. And we keep coming back for it 😂
    1
  755. proceeds to "not react", like, at all. 😂
    1
  756. Don't throw shade at AI 😂 I'm sure it could be trusted to do better than this cringefest
    1
  757. Taking what they learned in-game and applying it in real life. 😂
    1
  758. Making the trifecta complete with twitter and reddit
    1
  759. Buckle up dudes; the new season of TaliAsmon has dropped! 🤣👍
    1
  760. SOME feature films? Only some? At an hour long? 🤔 😂
    1
  761. I can't wait to see people doing their worst games lists for this year there's gonna be some stinkers on there 🤣
    1
  762. It's funny seeing the games it's beating. Early days or not, I wonder how the AAA will cope. Huff harder, huff harder!
    1
  763. It was a certified bruh moment. 😂
    1
  764. So maybe it was an autobiography and people never made the connection... until now.
    1
  765. Only for it to be a fake to see if he takes the hint.
    1
  766. Palworld: a work of fiction. IRL: the world we live in Journo: confused Pikachu face.
    1
  767. For sure. Nothing like making a fool think he is right especially online. 😂
    1
  768. Precisely she flattered herself for thinking the girl was comparable to her lol
    1
  769. More like homeless METH.
    1
  770. Should change the channel name to Edmongold at this rate. Asmon's just living in Ed's world lol
    1
  771. Those who think they own words are part of the problem. A big part of it.
    1
  772. Trevor Philips: (to them) You look like you... struggle... with simple tasks.
    1
  773. Asmon: Editor: Not sure what you're supposed to say really. 😂
    1
  774. Or to join just to see how fast you get banned lol
    1
  775. He needs to do merch with his face on one side and that on the other. 😂
    1
  776. "Dance my little pretties, dance!" 😂👍
    1
  777. ​ @peoplez129 Exactly
    1
  778. After all, how else are they going to push the super-mega-deluxe version of the game with no ads? Or the subscribe to the top tier of our platform for no ads?
    1
  779. Can I just use one emoji to sum them up? Just one? I only need one:- 🤦‍♂️
    1
  780. Looks like he needs a ml of something alright
    1
  781. So Concord wants to alive itself AFTER unaliving itself to see if it can do better second time around? That's a real push X moment right there!
    1
  782. Maybe it's the new nuke design coming to Warzone.
    1
  783. All of them coming out of the back of a clapped out old van.
    1
  784. 👆 This.
    1
  785. Yeah. It seems the sort you'd have to ration yourself to if you want to enjoy it all the way through
    1
  786. And every time you try to leave an ad pops up letting you know its 30% off soda today only.
    1
  787. Dude's clearly got his own Tegridy growing somewhere.
    1
  788. Right? Like "say what now?!" 🤔 😂
    1
  789. And I dread to see what the mob makes of it on reddit and twitter, sorry, X
    1
  790. Baldur's Gate III, at home, in the basement ahh levels of content here.
    1
  791. 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🎉 🔊 🎶
    1
  792. That statement is subjective, though, to everyone. What's trash to you is treasure to others and vice versa.
    1
  793. And if you pull enough of the gachas he'll even sign it too.
    1
  794. Sony: (in HDII) figures out a way to print money. also Sony: PSN account essential though. Playerbase: 🖕🤬🖕
    1
  795. A nice blanket term to use so they can ban people for any excuse
    1
  796. There's a joke here about a person playing, by themselves that's also more fun than this 🤐
    1
  797. He's not owed a cent. Dude's a nobody people won't remember next year let alone when gta releases
    1
  798. Thank you! I thought that for a while. It's actually a vote of no confidence in your own product! 😂
    1
  799. Sounds like you're talking about DSP tbf
    1
  800. Battlefield 1042: Deluxe Castle Edition. Pre-order today for 3 days early access
    1
  801. Dragonwatch Bordernite Edition
    1
  802. Thank you! That was my first thought, then Cuphead, in that order. 😂
    1
  803. After all, people like that are convinced they are the centre of the universe. 😂
    1
  804. After all a company's chief concern is often the bottom line. Stay watchful, Helldivers! It's not over.
    1
  805.  @Syllaren  "the hivemind..." EXACTLY!!! 👏
    1
  806. So the PC babies on South Park then?
    1
  807. Alright, who left the cages open???
    1
  808. Don't forget clicker too
    1
  809. Spock: Fascinating.
    1
  810. People will boycott anything they don't agree with. 😂
    1
  811. Twitch is petrified of losing ad revenue and simultaneously being cancelled by culture so won't take a hard line.
    1
  812. Ingenious! 😂
    1
  813. Just because he could, dude never stopped to ask himself if he SHOULD. 🤣
    1
  814. Who we're going to be told is brave and stunning for being themselves.
    1
  815. That's when I know credibility has left the building. 😂
    1
  816. Cue the Kratos memes starting now against CoD
    1
  817. Think about this. If EA wants to use AI then who's the AI learning from? EA? God help us if EA are its guidelines. 🤣
    1
  818. Ikr. Whoever would have known that Asmon had such a sharp mind to all things stocks. 😂
    1
  819. So it's not aimed at you then. Fair enough.
    1
  820. Those bullets have come out as projectiles. 🤔 😂
    1
  821. You mean a ml... or an ounce, or a gram, or a pound of something 🤣
    1
  822. If this is where the rabbits are living they can keep their home. 🤣
    1
  823. Mildly shocked. Concerned now. Worried even. Okay now I know I need to stay off the internet more. 😂
    1
  824. Exactly. When I watch movies or shows I'm invested in the character development going on not the colour of their skin.
    1
  825. And THIS is my boomstick!
    1
  826. Like that one from Family Guy that won't let you in the house: "No-no-no, no, no-no-no!" 😂
    1
  827. Give them time, they'll soon undo any "good" lol
    1
  828. 🤣
    1
  829. ​ @bb5307 "professional chef" and "McDonald's" is the ultimate oxymoron; two terms that definitely won't collide lol I can still appreciate what you're going for though 😂
    1
  830.  @MrTaylork1  tbh that sounds like the creative processes for the devs churning out needless sequels to unwanted games lol
    1
  831. Agreed. 😂
    1
  832. Assault? Grow tf up! Action: He grabbed the hat. Consequence: He got slapped for it. 🤣👍 Action+consequence=F.O.F.O.
    1
  833. Massively Mediocre Objects
    1
  834. Funny you should mention that. It's quite relevant here. 😂
    1
  835. That's right. They need to look up accountability and stop trying to project their issues. 😂
    1
  836. Harada: (to journo) Shut up and sit de herr down!
    1
  837. Tell them that and they wouldn't have a clue. Surprised Pikachu face.
    1
  838. Financial experts eh? 🤔 😂
    1
  839. Come now, is that so diificult atm? 😂
    1
  840. The BATTLE may be won, this time, but the WAR is not over Helldivers! Keep up your fight! 👍
    1
  841. Just think. Someone out there. Somewhere. Will take exception to you saying that. 😂
    1
  842. Right? Let him get his spiel out of the way and that's your response to him. 🤣
    1
  843. Ubislop
    1
  844. It's like we're on a speedrun who can make people mad the most
    1
  845. It's as if she's spent too much time in an echo chamber and no longer perceives anyone's opinion.
    1
  846. Tis but a scratch!
    1
  847. Star Bores Doubtflaws
    1
  848. It's like the hook for a potential new show to get invested in. And I'm here for it! 😂
    1
  849. <<Mr Burns approves of this conduct>>
    1
  850. Exactly all it's going to do is stir up interest when it releases and what's a little interest without controversy to back it up huh? 😂
    1
  851. It doesn't have to be one group over another. Just remember that if it offends them then chances are it's a THEM problem, unless you screwed up, then it's on you lol
    1
  852. I wonder what YTs cc feature says she said lol
    1
  853. "Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!"
    1
  854. I almost got Aurateur vibes from Asmonbald at the end there 🤣
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  855. 25% of people like you and always will; 25% like you yet can be persuaded NOT to; 25% don't and never will like you; 25% don't but CAN be persuaded to like you. Don't sweat overly which group everyone falls into in your life.
    1
  856. 👏 🔙 😂
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  857. That's a real intelligent comment there; confusing Logan Paul with Pewds. 🤣 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♀️
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  858. Apparently Blizz are giving people the option to skip that part 😂
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  859. Sounds like you've got far better taste than whoever the hell THIS is for. 😂 👍
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  860. That's some perspective that there are still some decent devs out there. Somewhere.
    1
  861. They're so young and... innocent?! They forget there's a history before YT 😂 🤦‍♂️
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  862.  @itzahoax934  op said 'i love how youtube thinks this is Cuphead' and I agree. I've seen so many comments about Cuphead influences yet the style isn't unique to it and certainly didn't begin there. That's all I meant lol it's not a diss at it just that the style goes way waaay back, hence my point about history before YT. 👍
    1
  863. All bets are off! 😂
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  864. I'm sayin' nowt! 🤣 🤐
    1
  865. Yep and is completely oblivious if told I bet
    1
  866. Man that takes me back. Win 3.11, my first ever pc
    1
  867. Common Twitch L as per. Common Asmon ed W for the inclusion of those MGS alerts. 😂 😂 😂
    1
  868. I saw a clip earlier today of UFC 4 from back in 2020 interrupted by an ad for The Boys. They were fighting and a big splash popped up over the fight. Like LITERALLY. On top of it. Guess they never really let the idea go
    1
  869. "Four legs good, two legs bad!"
    1
  870. Same same. I only use YT these days so all this is like some Twilight Zone shizz that I get to tune into. And point. And laugh at.
    1
  871. Precisely. Update it too soon and send a signal to Sony it's all clear to be scummy again. Stay vigilant.
    1
  872. Concord couldn't pull the con before Sony pulled the cord.
    1
  873. A real career death note for all to see 😂
    1
  874. editor: I'm your friend Asmon. also editor: sike!
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  875. It's like having your very own catch-up mechanic icymi lol
    1
  876.  @hmwpyro18  🤣
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  877. Now why am I picturing Eric Cartman with a cardboard box on his head again. Safe spaces. 😂
    1
  878. They treasure their Pokémon ip, yet do nothing with it? Pokémon are supposed to evolve. 🤔
    1
  879. They're already committed. In Discord/Reddit/Twitter that is
    1
  880. So if this is the high then what's gonna be at the other end? Worse than Kong/Gollum? 😂
    1
  881. They don't have any authority save that which is in their heads.
    1
  882. Precisely. Those loudest protesting something are most likely to be the ones engaging in it on the dl.
    1
  883. The internet also never forgets so wait for this to be recommended in 2030 or something...
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  884. At this point, are they even people? 🤔 😂
    1
  885. Boy: Babe wake up, people are mad about it on Reddit again! Girl: AGAIN, FFS?! Wake me up when it's worth givin' a damn.
    1
  886. But isn't that lacking nowadays? Devs not afraid to target fun over revolutionary in their games?
    1
  887. Watch them only appear after the 2hr mark.
    1
  888. And the gender card
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  889. 😂
    1
  890. People and their idea of stereotypes, huh? 😂
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  891. It's like his ed has mastered the art of puppetry and is testing it out on Asmon. Next stop, the world...
    1
  892. Bro is like what happens when your phone goes on low power mode. 😂
    1
  893. Only to pop up under a different name to try the same thing again as an asset flip.
    1
  894. Glad to see someone with taste here. 👍
    1
  895. Imagine the potential of a game poking fun at this. You could have speedrun rewards for how fast a faction bans you. 😂
    1
  896. This needs to be canon now; a 64+ year old Brit being considered Asmon's editor! 😂
    1
  897. I read that last part in Mr Washee Washee's voice from Family Guy. 🤣
    1
  898. Animal on animal violence by design. And further that by trapping them in balls beforehand. 😂
    1
  899. Now all I'm picturing is Peter Griffin in that elongated car scene. Iykyk 🤣
    1
  900. Blizz don't seem to feel the need to defend themselves from pushback when their minions are doing it all for them.
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  901. Attack MY castle would you??? Have a taste of TANK you pesky casual!
    1
  902. You'll always find more of what you look for whether you realise it or not.
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  903. Keep doing it. Every time they let you back in just post a normal post but put that emoji in random places. That'll end well.
    1
  904. Plus get some super rare ultra scarce jpegs.
    1
  905. Say WHAT?! 🤣
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  906. Tanks a bunch, Tom!
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  907. To them up really IS down lol
    1
  908. That's how you know the editors know you too well; when they can clip in context no matter how old it was. 🤣
    1
  909. SJW hacktivists posing as journos: 😡 🤬
    1
  910. They were like two angry neighbours, or a warring couple that love to hate and hate to love one another all at the same time. 🤣👍
    1
  911. This is like that one time you don't show up to the game and there's a scout picking for your favourite team. But your mate did and HE gets the pick instead! 🤣👍
    1
  912. It's okay. You're not. It sounded like he'd got a giant combover lol
    1
  913. Yep. Just don't call it that because it's perfectly fine behaviour. To them. 🤮
    1
  914. Wow! Her insecurity is showing juuust a bit. 🤣
    1
  915. To which the internet would say: - "Aw poor baby, he didnt deserve that, he's a good person really, deep down!"
    1
  916. Probably someone who IS one themselves. Or should be investigated for it.
    1
  917. I hope they go ham with stupid/ridiculous weapons and characters as unlockables
    1
  918. It's almost like Twitch doesn't want any help annihilating itself. Try to help it enforce it's rules? Big no no! 😂
    1
  919. Are they going to lean into this and actually release a version later on called Palworld Uncensored? 😂
    1
  920. To quote that song... What a feeling!
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  921. Now all I'm remembering is those PC babies from that cartoon. Iykyk.
    1
  922. After all, how quickly Steam reverses that on their platform shows how quickly Sony may try and be scummy again.
    1
  923. Dude's tapping the wrong dealer for what he's into.
    1
  924. After all, if you buy it, you're sending a message to them to keep selling it. At the end of the day paper talks etc 💷
    1
  925. Yeah. Just think. That was a suggestion. At the meeting. That was somebody's contribution.
    1
  926. Palpatine: Let the hate flow through you!!!
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  927. Don't sign up for it in the first place needs to be in there as well 😂
    1
  928. I did at first. I thought no one would fall for it. They did. Well done, humans.
    1
  929. Sorry Baldy, I was distracted ngl by other, uh, things. 🤔 😂
    1
  930. I get that. It looks like one best consumed in small doses for full effect. Sucks for the leeches who'd want it all in one dose.
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  931.  @MaMastoast  exactly plus it's due out the same year as GTA is, so has great chance to sneak in undetected. People will be too busy looking at that whilst this carves out its own little playerbase.
    1
  932. They're SOMEthing that's for sure.
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  933. Like being cancelled is really a threat in 2023. Or any year for that matter. 😂😂
    1
  934. "SBI add weight to your arguments." - Ubisoft probably
    1
  935. Only change a couple of digits so they can't be used 🤣
    1
  936. ​ @MrDilkington15 see if he can take a hint who's the real fake
    1
  937. It's just nice to see a game blowing up for all the right reasons for a change. 😂
    1
  938. Asmon: Respec' mah AUTHORITAAAH!!!
    1
  939. I still wouldn't be surprised if there was a pop-up if you pressed it enough times asking for a donation.
    1
  940. Peter Griffin: Stop mocking me!
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  941. I imagine that anti-Asmon section on reddit is going into meltdown right about now. 🤣
    1
  942. So does that mean the, gulp, publisher has confidence that there IS a "game" in there after all? 🤔
    1
  943. Fake news on the internet? Surely not! Who saw that coming?! 😂 🤣
    1
  944. Someone needs to have their privileges reduced. 😂
    1
  945. 63 tweets a day. That's quite a usage of your time each day. Quite a usage. Not a GOOD one, mind, but still...
    1
  946. At least you know now. Hope you find something more suited to you.
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  947. Go you! 😂👍
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  948. Exactly. Time for a driver update. Or upgrade to a new 4090. 😂
    1
  949. Right? And how do you catch them? In balls. By their logic isn't that cruel too? 😂
    1
  950. Idiots really do hide behind keyboards.
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  951. 💯
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  952. And I'm here for it. 😂
    1
  953. With a hint of bitterness too. And rage. Plenty of rage. Dude's very convincing lol
    1
  954. I wouldn't imagine playing HD2 is a priority over there, surely. 😂
    1
  955. Hopefully they change that in future.
    1
  956. Now where have I heard that before? Aheminsertcopypastedevshereahem
    1
  957. Sony: OK. I WILL spit in your face. Just not today. Players: Commendable. Don't let your guard down, Helldivers! The skirmish may be over, but there's more fighting to do.
    1
  958. In other news water is wet and fire is hot. More at 11.
    1
  959. Sounds like they're becoming like those sports games devs. 😂
    1
  960. "He is famous enough..." first time I've seen this nutter's face and unfortunately I can't unsee it 😢
    1
  961. It's 2024 and people are having fun on videogames? Who broke the timeline?
    1
  962. 💯
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  963. I'd agree but this whole timeline seems to have gone on some really weird tangents lately so it's not surprising. 😂
    1
  964. Impossible speedrun any%
    1
  965. Uh-oh. Beware because editor keeps receipts! 🤣
    1
  966. They've been watching Minority Report and thought they were watching a reality show.
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  967. Not surprising. It seems a niche game you like or don't. No middle ground.
    1
  968. Kotaku? They still exist? Their existence is about as useful as Screen Rant; two cr@ppy sites written like someone blew up a dictionary and then hit "Post".
    1
  969. Or go find out what's got them all worked up. 😂
    1
  970. Harada: (to these foo's) Shut up and sit de herr down!
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  971. That ending tho! 😂 🤣
    1
  972. Ubisoft: Um ackshually... in Japan hara... 🤓☝
    1
  973. Or whatever the boss is, an ad comes on relative to its content. 😂 I laugh now but...
    1
  974. But that implies an ability to learn from each other's mistakes and laugh them off. Not sure if they could.
    1
  975. "Stop whining!" - imagine if people like that actually took their own advice. We'd all get a lot more sleep and peace surely. 🤔
    1
  976. Now I'm thinking about those damn cuccos from Zelda 😂
    1
  977. People spending too much time in their safe spaces to really live a life worthy of living.
    1
  978. Same. I came here for the Asmon content, I ended up staying for ed's based takes
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  979. Said no one. 😂
    1
  980. Probably in the season 4 update after you're forced to use what they're shovelling.
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  981. The last part? Definitely. People are weird. And starved for games where fun is a first thought than an afterthought.
    1
  982. Blizz: This is OUR game and WE will tell you how to have fun in it!
    1
  983. Asmon: Financial Advisor. Out now.
    1
  984. Says nobody cares. Yet comments. 👆 YT comments are fun. 😂
    1
  985. Why do I get the feeling that this will be a meme generator for a long time yet? People will say "at least XX lived longer than/had more players than Concord"
    1
  986. Precisely. Just what was their "skillset" that made this challenging for them? Non-existent? 😂
    1
  987. Thank you. Someone else with a sane reaction. 😂👍
    1
  988. And mods. Definitely mods.
    1
  989. Freshly baked garbage. 🔥 💩
    1
  990. Yeah me too. I heard one take that said clerical error caused this and now THIS? Whatever next? The man is not real and only a giraffe playing dress up?? 🤔
    1
  991. Terrence and credibility. Two elements that are not starting a relationship anytime soon. 🤡 🤦‍♂️ 🤣
    1
  992. I shall celebrate your decision making skills too lol 👏
    1
  993. also AAA: people need to get used to not owning their games.
    1
  994. Only forget the hookers as he won't know what to do with them.
    1
  995. To quote Angry Joe: "That's one big pile of s+×t!"
    1
  996. They "didn't take any money from people"? So what was that handed over by those poor sods who bought it? Cheese? Bread? Paper? 🤔 That's really scummy!
    1
  997. 🤣 i know
    1
  998. Asmon: I cannot wait to play this f@!*ing game! Translation: Yeah, he won't. Maybe in a few years. Push X to doubt. 😂
    1
  999. Nah, I think he's just letting Asmon say enough words to spring the trap shut in a video soon. 😂
    1
  1000. Especially when no one's around to catch us. 😂
    1
  1001. Lame of Drones? 🤔
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  1002. Palworld players: 🤔 😮 😂
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  1003. Editor is ascending! He's splintering off into more than one voice and I'm here for it! 🤣👍
    1
  1004. That's just their major malfunction working normally.
    1
  1005. 😂😮💥💀
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  1006. What's that? How much damage can I do? Yes.
    1
  1007. I remember when The Flash changed things in Flashpoint. We've surely had our own by now with all this nonsense. 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♀️ but who did it?? 🤔
    1
  1008. Yes, yeeees, yeesss, your tears feed me!
    1
  1009. And of course no adults play it year after year. Adults that actually enjoy it and want it to evolve. Smdh
    1
  1010. Something got clapped alright.
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  1011. Dude's coming to the wrong dealer for that 🤐 I've already said too much
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  1012. That's cutting through the exec speak of that message. 😂 👍
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  1013. This reminds me of that video of the two AI chatbots trying to hold a conversation. It really is going to be AI customer wasting AI scammer's time soon! Grab the 🍿 👈
    1
  1014. Maybe the multiverse let him out and Asmon was his first target 😂
    1
  1015. "Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mf"
    1
  1016. Editor has done it. It was only a matter of time before he found a way past god tier editing! 🤣👍
    1
  1017. All the while looking at you like its your fault. 😂
    1
  1018. Make that make sense hactivist devs! 😂 🤦‍♂️
    1
  1019. Tbh when I used to play Euro Truck Sim 2 I once added a couple of mods like that. One replaced the fictional companies with real ones for the immersion factor which was cool imo. Didn't last as I ended up preferring fictional companies to deliver goods to. But I DID keep on the other mod so I could deliver PS5s, ipads, Xbox series etc. to in-game customers lol That was cool, for the immersion, but this? In the hands of EA? To quote Chris Rock... "aw hell no!"
    1
  1020. 👀 👂 👃 👅
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  1021. Right? It's 2024 and this kind of cringe still goes on? Are you kidding me! Get a life lol
    1
  1022. It's Mort Goldman complaining about those "broken bits of cracker" all over again. 😂
    1
  1023. Reddit is a dumpster 🔥
    1
  1024. People with such poor images of their own lives often do that out of jealousy. They hate their life so they want to hate yours too to make them feel better.
    1
  1025. Now all I can recall is that intro to Token in South Park 🤣
    1
  1026. It's all publicity for it so I wouldn't worry about that too much 😂
    1
  1027. Well it keeps trying to ditch itself so maybe we won't have to bother and just let it 🔥
    1
  1028. Common sense. The one thing you shouldn't use on them. It won't work. 😂
    1
  1029. What a great time to be a gamer!
    1
  1030. DEIvengers Assemble
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  1031. I believe it's on game pass too
    1
  1032. I used to trust them for tech reviews. Ages ago.
    1
  1033. And CaseOh.
    1
  1034. 🤣
    1
  1035. All hail the enchanted diamond pickaxe! 😂
    1
  1036. Michael Scott: (to IGN) Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
    1
  1037. I've seen kids games that look more enjoyable than this abomination. 😂
    1
  1038. With a big thanks to Ed for context too for those, like me, who are relatively new to Asmon's channel. 😂
    1
  1039. She must be fun at parties; you're not allowed any opinion different to her agenda. 😂
    1
  1040. Put the Benny Hill theme over this. You're welcome, YT.
    1
  1041. Maybe the furries hit a bit too close to home for the higher ups 🤔
    1
  1042. Kenny Omega approves of this.
    1
  1043. I keep coming back. Man knows how to spit facts when it counts 😂
    1
  1044. Yep. It's that scene. Come to life. 😂
    1
  1045. "Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." - Guess they're not done learning the last part then huh? 🤔
    1
  1046. There's a comment you can make here about the size of the gene pool then
    1
  1047. Far Cry games in there too 😂
    1
  1048. I'm still trying to unpack what I've just watched. 😂
    1
  1049. Twitch: tries to enforce rules Creator: tries to enforce Twitch rules for themselves Twitch: a'ight... NOW you've crossed a line; you're banned!
    1
  1050. Asmon.exe has stopped working. Please try again later or consult the user manual for further help.
    1
  1051. Yep. As the publishers see its carcass they'll misinterpret it as "no one wants this" 🤦‍♂️
    1
  1052. You know what you say to those folk that disagree with you? 🤔 I COULD agree with you but then we'd BOTH be wrong! 😂
    1
  1053. Push X to doubt 👇 ☒
    1
  1054. Finally! 🤣👍 I came here looking for a comment like this.
    1
  1055. I'm all for it especially when certain execs think we should get used to not owning our games.
    1
  1056. Or those pesky Geth in Mass Effect. iykyk 🤐
    1
  1057. But will he play it though? 🤔
    1
  1058. Ikr it's so butt fugly. Soooo butt fugly. 🤮
    1
  1059. This reminds me of that Family Guy episode where Peter recreates PeeWee's Playhouse. He picks out the kids who're special in a song before singling out the ones that HE decides aren't.
    1
  1060. Aha... the mind readers are here lol jk
    1
  1061. These people have jobs. Vote. They contribute to society. Still not sure what they contribute yet though.
    1
  1062. Right? I only got my xbone in the summer so I too have tons of games to catch up on. These are great days to be a gamer!!! 😊👍
    1
  1063. Now that's just tempting me lol
    1
  1064. Yep. A literal self-insert to top all of them
    1
  1065. You just summed that up well. 👍 they're 🤡 and twitter/reddit is the circus
    1
  1066. Blizz are like the Cookie Monster and those that are addicted to paying for this stuff are the cookies.
    1
  1067. Now you mention it, dude looks like someone rolled him in a character creator.
    1
  1068. Yep. They did a horror film not that long ago which took on Pooh's inspiration lol
    1
  1069. 🤣
    1
  1070. That's my takeaway from this too. 😂
    1
  1071. This guy's cracked. And not in that way either.
    1
  1072. Wdym? This IS Twtich being consistent; consistently dim. 😂
    1
  1073. Reminds me of what happens when you try shooting your gun without drawing it first in Police Quest 🤣
    1
  1074. Rather than stop and question if HE was the problem for playing it that way. 😂
    1
  1075. Oh the anticipation for this one said no one inc Asmon... except the whales with more money than sense. 😂
    1
  1076.  @TS111WASD  and and aaaand... hypes up every release with made up sales speak as a "new feature" as though every release is improving over the last one
    1
  1077.  @FNigslol  try adding something constructive to the thread next time. Have a nice day anyway. 👍
    1
  1078. Nobody has told me yet if you can fling people in this game. That's what I'm waiting for. Like Black & White. 😂🤣
    1
  1079. I bet that's just the starter campaign only edition too lol
    1
  1080. "As someone who is white..." - Sure buddy, sure. 🤣 🤦‍♂️
    1
  1081. Ikr. They don't say ignorance is bliss for no reason 😂
    1
  1082. I used to think that the Tesla looked like trash but at least it's not whatever, uh, this is trying to be. 🤔 🤷‍♂️
    1
  1083. D/ckworld? That sounds like a VERY different game.😂👍
    1
  1084. Probably hasn't lol wouldn't be the only one oblivious these days 😂
    1
  1085. And for everything Blizz sells someone, somewhere opens wide cos it's feeding time
    1
  1086. "I'd like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure."
    1
  1087. Apparently that was taking it too far. Life inspired art is clearly a no-no place 😂😂
    1
  1088.  @LoliconSamalik  taken like that it's a slap in the face insult from twitch if a person could draw so good it's photorealistic yet they won't let them. In other words you can draw on the platform just don't draw anything suggestive or outright furry because our ad revenue matters more?? 🤔 🤣
    1
  1089. Quagmire: Peter, it's making me watch!
    1
  1090. Consider UEBS (if I've got that right). Or TABS. Fantastical battle sims with utterly bonkers units.
    1
  1091. Ikr ChatGPT could have done a better job.
    1
  1092. Kocacku. 🤔
    1
  1093. Just think. People like this can vote. And drive cars. And serve you food. And breathe air that you should be breathing.
    1
  1094. If this is how they (Sony) negotiate, I'd hate to see them deal with hostage takers. 😂
    1
  1095. Exactly. Irony is clearly lost on him.
    1
  1096. I swear these stories never fail to make me laugh. People are incredibly dense sometimes. 🤣
    1
  1097. I swear they're trying to outdo one another. They must have made a bet at the Christmas party for who can make the dumbest decisions this year.
    1
  1098. EA Sports: Ads in the Game!
    1
  1099. Massive Microtransations Only
    1
  1100. Something to do with him having a giant combover lol
    1
  1101. Yep convincing them to LITERALLY "Escape from Tarkov" at this point lol
    1
  1102. Otherwise you leave them thinking they are right. A fool and his opinions are soon shared.
    1
  1103. Written by who? Adam West? So nobody's trolling here with this article? 🤔
    1
  1104. And it already must have been buffed seven times by the correct pull from the lootboxes when you bought that armour at the blacksmith.
    1
  1105. In many cases what tw@tter rejects, the common man accepts.
    1
  1106. I like to think it's another dev trolling Sony on a next level. 😂
    1
  1107. Dude should go back to the ml's he's used to lol
    1
  1108. Now I'm picturing a horse trying to use one! 😂 🐴 💥 💀
    1
  1109. What? Their right hand? 😂
    1
  1110. ​ @Ashkihyena  Homer: I am so smart. S-M-R-T!
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  1111. 💯
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  1112. I'm glad for you. It's rare to see a sensible comment online. I hope you get all the enjoyment you can from them both. Sounds like you are the target audience. 👍
    1
  1113. Links to this really ought to be provided. People can say literally anything on the internet and someone will believe it without fact checking for themselves.
    1
  1114. It's Steamboat Willy; Mickey's predecessor. He'll be in public domain by then
    1
  1115. 🤣
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  1116. Especially before/during QTEs 😂
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  1117. Poor Editor is losing brain cells trying to keep up with all these nonsense takes on Twitch. But then, it's to be expected because it IS Twitch after all.
    1
  1118. That sounds like you've been done a favour then. People like that were never your friends in the first place. Stay strong! 👍
    1
  1119. Dude really seems destined to f.a.f.o. when he keeps this up
    1
  1120. Try 1920s, it goes back a lot further than you might think lol
    1
  1121.  @MaMastoast  oh man! Some banger cartoons came out that decade!
    1
  1122. Agreed all day. 😂
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  1123. The exact type of people who use it prob
    1
  1124. Nintendo: Yes, we know already. Harada-san: 😡 Sit down and shut the hell up!
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  1125. Then create headcanon for yourself. Just say ME ended with whichever was your last favourite one. Problem solves. You're welcome.
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  1126. I'm so glad for you. I bet it'll be a time sink if you're not careful if it's exactly what you like in a game.
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  1127. It wouldn't surprise me if you could 🤣
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  1128. Exactly. I'm not going to hate on someone I don't know. Even online. And if I do, I need to look to myself FIRST and work on that.
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  1129. 💩
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  1130. For sure. Corporate saw an employee with an independent opinion and told him to have that opinion as long as he didn't share it with anyone.
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  1131. Yep it's a deterrent for me just by its mere existence. 😂
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  1132. The extra dig at the end does it for me - "not available for free to Super Citizens". A multi-layered troll. 🤣
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  1133. Mental illness, ed? Hardly. These people lack productivity so fall into the "mad about it on the internet" category instead.
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  1134. Luke Stephens approves of this comment.
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  1135. Steve, Steve, Steve...
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  1136. Pistols at dawn, sir? Yes. Pistols at dawn. Pistols at dawn:
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  1137. Activists: You monster! You demon! You beast! 😱
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  1138. Wrong mouse, this refers to Steamboat Willy; Mickey's predecessor. His material enters pd then
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  1139. This is like those cartoons where the character is driving in a busted car but the further they go the more pieces fall off of it until they're just riding on a seat.
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  1140. Or... or... now hear me out okay...? You just have found your next obsession! 😂👍
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  1141. Asmon calling Leto weird? Pot meet kettle. And we're here for it. 🤣
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  1142. Quagmire: My lawyer advised me not to answer that question. This. 👆 😂
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  1143. And if you do, do it with laughter to cancel it out.
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  1144. Ready Player One. 👈 When art clearly inspires real life.
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  1145. @kraptastic333 - more like he THOUGHT it was that but really it was the remains of what was in his b0ng! 🤣
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  1146. Yep. Not one bit. At all. 🤣
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  1147. "Aw, you poor thing. Here, let me wipe your tears. Mmm, yes, yes, your anguish sustains me." - Stewie Griffin
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  1148. There are people with way worse issues than these though. These need to go outside more. A LOT more.
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  1149. What next? Workers rights? Voting? 😂
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  1150. Sherlock: The game is afoot, Dr. Watson!
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  1151. So I guess the day before has... that... going for it then? 🤔
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  1152. Thank you. I have been Tw@tter free now for six plus years. I can confirm that this programme works! 😂
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  1153. So THAT'S where the cake went!
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  1154. Right? If I buy a game then it's to PLAY IT not to have the option to pay to skip the parts I don't like lol
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  1155. Or any game where you CAN commit acts of violence but don't have to. 😂
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  1156. You KNOW it! 😂
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  1157. Asmonbald let's see what else we can come up with 👇
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  1158. Right? And he's clearly lacking self-awareness to see that. 😂
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  1159. Maybe it was him they had in mind creating the MC for it 😂
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  1160. There's a lot of that going around this week. 😂
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  1161. Public domain! Oh yes! 😂
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  1162. Scummy scammers!
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  1163. also Twitch: <<insert Nani meme here>>
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  1164.  TheJeffI  ah I get it reading it back now 👍
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  1165. Clearly not 😂
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  1166. That ending tho'! 🤣
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  1167. If you can fling them like projectiles colour me interested. 😂
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  1168. A claim made on the internet isn't always truthful.
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  1169. So should we be saying "frog around find out" now? 🤔
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  1170. Ah yes, the infamous Walbert. I shop there all the time! 😂 Did you know there are mods out there that swap them all out for real goods and companies in those games? It can be fun if you like the immersion
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  1171. Who knew Asmon:- 1) understood stocks; and 2) knew how graphs work 😂 😂 😂
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  1172. I'm starting to think that's what I'm here for now, not asmon 😂
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  1173. Sounds like someone thought like I did when I saw this 😂
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  1174. boss music intensifies
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  1175. You know it lol imagine if it was a dev going next level in their trolling. 😂
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  1176. Typical smooth brainer moment. 🤣
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  1177. Heard someone say Biden looked like he kept going on low power mode. That sent me. 🤣
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  1178. Ah so a jack of all trades but master of none then.
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  1179. In other news water is wet. And a kettle will boil it for you.
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  1180. Oh the possibilities, especially with mods lol
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  1181. For once, mom, thank you! 😂
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  1182. Meanwhile, you CAN spell relevant without IGN.
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  1183. You know they'll be watching his next moves closely. 😂
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  1184. More like Ed's earning the REAL money and Asmon's fed crumbs with his contributions.
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  1185. So I guess the only thing consistent by this point is Twitch's inconsistency over what behaviour they ban.
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  1186. Plot twist: McConnell turns out to BE the editor🤔
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  1187. "Hello? This is Black Rock calling. We're here to collect."
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  1188. Shows these people aren't being kept busy enough with REAL work. 😂
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  1189. Dude's offensive to clowns though 🤣 👍
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  1190. But did you trick him by painting it on though? 🤔 🤣
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  1191. X: the containment zone for all patients infected with... feel free to complete that. 👇
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  1192. "Skadoosh!" 🐼 👌 💥
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  1193. Surely it can't be any worse than that god awful Lego Worlds. Lost count the amount of times that camera spazzed out when trying to build something. 😂
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  1194. Sounds like it's not aimed at you as a player then. 👍
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  1195. Yep. If you're not gonna release a complete game, I'm not beta testing it for you at full price.
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  1196. Inject it more like
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  1197. They won't. Dude's too generic looking to be an issue. Plus it's a person's face, pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of life
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  1198. Why? Disney's ip Steamboat Willy predates Mickey and he'll be in public domain by then so it's fair game.
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  1199. <<insert Angry Joe Jurassic Park meme here>>
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  1200. AIsmonbald.
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  1201. That means AIsmon will be able to roast himself then. I'm here for that!
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  1202. Yeah. They p|ssed off the HD2 community so took their salt elsewhere and to hell with the NEXT community. 😂
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  1203. And if he doubts that, he just needs to ask who knew him before he uploaded that.
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  1204. Yep its a clever way for them to co-erce the playerbase into paying less FOR less
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  1205. You do NOT cross Harada-san 😂
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  1206. 🤐 🤔 😂
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  1207. Pokélivesmatter. 😂
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  1208. Again. Twitch seems to be leaning into that move a lot. Wonder what other moves they know. 🤔
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  1209. Cue a FromSoft soundtrack indicating a boss fight incoming.
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  1210. So THAT'S where the money went. 😂
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  1211. Because games exist for everyone but they weren't made for everyone as the target audience.
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  1212. And nothing of value is lost.
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  1213. Not to everyone. Trust.
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  1214. Yeah. Just watch a let's play on YT if you want to see it. You get to see it and SOnY gets no money from you.
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  1215. All day! 👍
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  1216. And lawyers. And politicians. And governors. Company presidents, frefighters, police...
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  1217. And if all else fails see previous rules. 👆
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  1218. @IaeyanElyuex - and you wouldn't even have to PAY me lol I'll GLADLY be a problem for you
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  1219. Comprehend brain bullsh/t this? 🤔
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  1220. All hail Steve! 😂
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  1221. Not necessarily. Criticism, as long as it's constructive and balanced, helps you do better next time.
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  1222. Rightly so. After all Sony never said this wasn't going to be a thing in the future.
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  1223. Probably because it's moving into s.a. territory and you can't normalise that. It's disgusting. 🤮
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  1224. Ikr imaginations are warped.
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  1225. Asmonbald
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  1226. My first thoughts too. 🤣 This was in somebody's head as an idea worth creating. Let that sink in!
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  1227. "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." - gamers to Sony (probably)
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  1228. Yep, Ed knew Asmon would waffle before getting to it so he served it right up. 😂
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  1229. Launderers gonna launder.
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  1230. Exactly. If it's there it's fair game imo 😂
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  1231. 😂👍
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  1232. Dude's an idiot. All he's doing is drawing more attention to the product. R* won't complain at free publicity
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  1233. That seems like a heads up. You know? In case you DON'T want to play like that. Something the journo missed.
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