Comments by "Timothy Neumann" (@timothyneumann6586) on "Tucker Carlson" channel.

  1. The Swamp is sometimes about those people who can't tell which end is up. Do they have their faces stuck somewhere in their own pants? Which way are they looking? Toward their own organs or toward their own underwear?
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  2. Robert Stack in the Airplane movies was always claiming to have chosen the wrong day to quit ... There was either the drink and like the fish until the puke or eat the chicken and you don't. It's about believing the world the addictive substance shows you rather than being stuck in the real world with the hard knocks you were able to avoid with the substance.
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  3. Stephen Colbert was trying to be a Drillbit Taylor, who would do nothing but put himself in his own leaf bag and then be brought to the local leaf dump, where he would decompose alone and be gossiped about in slow motion by a bunch of rednecks who generate more heat than light as opposed to the other end, where there is supposed to be more light than heat. At any rate, you can learn a lot about a man by how he eats Skittles. What does he do powered with Skittle power?
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  4. If the moon is a telegenetic celebrity (not otherwise specified), who is the one who really needs the sun to know that fans can be obnoxious and unwilling to acknowledge their personal lives and space. Just in there to be watched. Like 7 of 9, all of them are just standing useless in a regeneration stand when they are not currently being observed in their shows. A little too much is made of Child's Play when a celebrity is unable to have a nonexistent home.
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  5. Quaid is not anything near R Nelly for whatever reason. Whoa! I just made absolutely no sense to myself. I don't know well enough to keep this to myself to avoid seeming foolish.
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  6. It's The Book of Eli. The dystopian view of the rest of America is a unique brain child of the city of San Francisco. Alcatraz Island is its treasure chest, with the Pep Boys being a nice increase in crime for busying the day of cops who otherwise would be bored Maytag repairmen.
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  7. The Green Burrito is not Nuns on the Run just because there are many joined with Carl's Jr., which is a denial of the Protestant Reformation with regard to the New Testament part. Hardee's is a denial of the Protestant Reformation with regard to the Old Testament part.
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  8. In Palo Alto, there is a concrete boat at the end of a pier. When there was a storm surge, the dock out to the boat was washed out. However, there is a difference between St. Thomas Aquinas's body's location and where his skull is. Apparently, his skull is unable to know what his body is supposed to be doing. Therefore, when the cat's away, the mouse will play.
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  9. Positivism tends to do petitio principii, but that is not quite correct. Petitio principii is called beggaring the question.
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  10. There are some people who feel like they wasted a trip to the doctor if they didn't come away with a new prescription from the doctor. If the doctor would not prescribe for the solution, the patient would complain. Some patients are only placated by a prescription.
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  11. The true love pill that is there to wonder about is a trailer that was filled with unwanted junk, buried in a swampy part of ground to disappear forgotten inside the body of Andre the Giant from The Princess Bride. Cary Elwes is always better looking than me, and I don't know how to look that tweriffic.
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