Comments by "Timothy Neumann" (@timothyneumann6586) on "Forbes Breaking News" channel.

  1. A person watching TV trying to be a baby daddy by watching a man walk in front of a woman while watching TV and trying to fight off the baby if the lady walked in front of the man.
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  2. Bear gains are those cops don't ever really pay for because they don't know what they are. A German take on "bargains" from a not quite hermano but quite aleman.
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  3. Argentina has come a long way since Juan Peron. I don't dress in aluminum foil to fight unicorns or need to think white hats are aluminum foil to think of Mylar balloons released in one corner of the US dollar to shut down a large area of power while channel surfing.
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  4. From Mexico, the Whos from Whoville are gathering to try to eat the great Blue Roast Beast. The Grinch was the one who sliced the meat while they crossed the river and arrived on our plate.
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  5. What Matterhorn if you are not currently figuring out whether you are waiting in line to ride it? Being seated into your coaster? Riding the coaster snaking in and out of the mountain of white? How many Abominable Snowmen or Yeti are there scaring the riders are there? Which ones get the screams and the sound? Who's offended from the Poles in the neighbor room?
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  6. To help foreign leaders feel more comfortable, there is the dead grandparents rule. All four of my grandparents are dead. Call me drawn and quartered. I can't pull myself together if memories of them will never appear in the same movie, lest the plagues that befell Egypt be done again. A take on the plot of The Mummy. I can't call myself authorized to do this to myself, but I would like to say a news consumer does not like doing much to affect the things he finds in the news.
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  7. Foster's Freeze is on one side of a road and Lizardo's Car Repair is on the other. Between Silver Lake and Glassell Park in Los Angeles. There is a lot of gravity from Traffic Trainspotting. The Girl with the Golden Earring is about steering how angry people ought to be on Flarb when they see extra finery. How much should I hate that finery and excess? How much of that does Curly eat off of the things with that? There are those people who just have their teeth set on edge and don't rejoice with others at their success. Too many people think, "If I don't have mine, your stuff is sour grapes and sets my teeth on edge."
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