Comments by "Timothy Neumann" (@timothyneumann6586) on "Megyn Kelly" channel.

  1. The Bold and the Beautiful translates into the hand and the mitt. Days of our Lives translates into The Games People Play. Another World translates into watching sports rather than doing how many other things. "When we say Spiegel, we mean quality. When we say quality, we mean TV!"
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  2. Black woman is Linus: What Great Pumpkin? There is no Great Pumpkin, Linus. There is a Santa Claus. The Great Pumpkin is too many Christmas pageants to attend on one night, right? Only God knows how to attend that many, right? Lieutenant Commander Data is knowing the address of a list of churches and is really unable to assume the ability to physically attend them with those kids. The tutor or the teacher cannot know where those churches are when the kids know but the teacher does not know how to be required to learn this information. It's irrelevant in a public school setting.
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  3. When my family had a hunting camp that had an old roof that fell in because of snow, we would never dream of having the Pacific Palisades burn down to recoup! There is no way in heaven or hell where we would wish this! That happened before I was born. I am 55 years old.
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  4. Enos, the Wine man. Cletus, the unable to determine the brand of church wine. Roscoe P. Coltrain: Bo, why are you here? Luke, why did you die? Coy, do you ever tell the truth? Vance, do you ever do anything good?
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  5. California outsources the wrapping of its prisons to Hawaii. I've seen that on The Running Man. Hawaii automatically makes victims of crimes angry on reflex.
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  6. Bethany is about an anal wink reflex. Think the levator ani and associated muscles. Don't even get me to think of John Aniston or Jennifer Aniston or Jennie-O ground turkey meat in that connection. By the same token, Bethphage is about chewing underwear in that place in France, according to that schoolyard rhyme from my childhood. I apologize in advance to Bethany Mandel. The linguistic reaches are not things I want to explain now.
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  7. Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt: The widow's son resurrected by Elisha. Jennifer and Brad Cooper: You had to be there. Jennifer and John Mayer: Please, dude! You should stop calling yourself with Eva Longoria of Desperate Housewives' fame. She has a food podcast that has nothing about the structures burned around that house on the Universal Studios lot. Those food orders that have nothing to do with staffers who are there and busy behind those scenes. There is the way Dagwood understands his shirt's button that may include these things.
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  8. Lebanon is supposed to be a pillow. Israel is supposed to be the King's bed. The Dead Sea is how cold his feet are. The Sea of Galilee is about how drool is on his pillow. The King of the World is about losing himself in the geography of that area of the Holy Land. The Jordan River is supposed to be about just one Garden and what one could eat there. What is a human? Does the King think they deserve to live anywhere? The blond man and his hippies just want to die very quickly and be silent. That is just from an episode of Star Trek. No orange ribbons on any umbrella strollers in the Holy Land that had me in them. Lemony Snicket movie was about being unable to be myself because they said I couldn't have come into my own body at this time. Was I able to poop my own head out of my own butt? I was a tire fire on the Eastern Seaboard, which was Dudley Dursley's bathtub. When it was drained, there was a lake with a sinkhole under it. It was supposed to be full of Dudley's bath toys, I suppose. The Girdlestone thing, and now I can't really live anymore. When a stone is girdled, the stubborn and dead German with his own epitaph on his forehead who was buried standing up. That Last Man Standing is constantly hectored.
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  9. If it is Thomas "Elba" Edison, there is a Napoleon Dynamite place where he was able to do his thought and inventing before getting his patents. When the United States Patent and Trademark Office, where was the PT Cruiser that was able to be the way of changing evil ways. Slugbug, no slugbug back! Pokemon with sacrifice for magic adds or no sacrifice for magic adds. What are the rules allowed for the game among those players?
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  10. Archer asks "Texas A&M are stupid nothing people." If not Austin Longhorns to say Renee Zellweger never was born in Katy, Texas because Katy Perry never knows inside Renee Zellweger's mother for Renee? Really?
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  11. If it is a fjord, it was thinking that a Playboy centerfold Patricia Ford was the look of the one that was supposed to wrap Christendom away from its own visibility. Worf says, "Are we just supposed to sit here?" Yes, Worf, Alexander agrees with Lwaxana Troi. "The higher, the fewer." When each denomination has its own planet, it thinks it is their world to win. The planet Risa is about "My denomination is 7. Your denomination is 8." Obviously, your denomination just can't survive The Purge. Your practices are just too different from ours and cannot be tolerated. Really? Star Trek and short-fuse theater of the absurd, eliminating dissent and opposition with Hollywood violence.
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  12. The much less than 3% of Americans who really care when you find your way into your individual home. I know I don't know when you enter or leave. I think I care a bit about you, but there is so much I don't know how to learn about without seeming creepy and having you call me on a stalking charge.
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  13. I'm in San Francisco, but I am playing the cymbals, WITH ONLY ONE that looks right, but I don't know how many people think about it being the wrong one in my hand!
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  14. In the Tower of Terror elevator free fall, I think about what is the difference between Harris' New York cover coconut and the dead Coconut Kitty? I suppose I have to probe past a dead person in order to be able to be close to her counsel. I won't really want to introduce myself into her counsel as a result. Eww!
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  15. There is a way that Roswell, the TV series, was un danse macabre that had to do with The Game Plan, which is don't be accused of being alive by any football player on camera. Reno 911 was just a result of Branch Davidians that had nothing to do with Dr. Ravindran which was a cipher for a parking structure. Cars in a parking structure were imagining they were Slumdog Millionaire. The police were trying to find what car's computer would know the information that the boy did. Tell me about the RAV4.
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  16. The cricoid cartilages on either side of the thyroid are the backs of the warp nacelles of the Enterprise NX1701-D. There is hyperthyroid versus hypothyroid emotional states that complicate the physiologic effects based upon iodine precursors that make to T3 (triiodothyronine (cubic lime gelatin)) and T4 (thyroxine (She's got moxie!}). MTV's Ridiculousness, the Jackass movie franchise, and Best Western motels associated with people trying to ride off roofs in shopping carts into swimming pools. Yes, Deadpool job interviews are this demonstrative. The face of Children of a Lesser God on a Dorito. Done!
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  17. I am an oil painting that unproductively complains at passers-by in some hallway. All I know is I don't want to be the one behind the black veil in the Order of Phoenix house.
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  18. I went to a Lutheran college that had no Greek system. Therefore, there are some people who would consider me a secular priest kind of thing and not an ordered priest kind of thing. No fraternity, no friends, I suppose.
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  19. Pipe tobacco is North Farthing weed. Cigar is South Farthing weed. Cigarettes are Saruman and Grima putting Hobbitton to work, and the Shire has to be scoured. It was an important part of the movie that Jack Nicholson really had no time to really want to watch. How many times was that movie ending? Not anything close to Terms of Endearment or As Good As It Gets, is it?
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  20. Sqwilliam is trying to tell you where God was grown from a tree, the hidden Tree of Knowledge protected by flaming swords borne by Seraphim. If you were there on the wrong side, Occupied where? You stopped feeling earthbound and could live forever.
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  21. The Andromeda Strain was cured by hyperoxia. The bacteria involved in that was anaerobic. The red had a non-response by a sensor who had epilepsy and missed the relevant sample when the red light was flashing.
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  22. Ba-ba-ba-bike: Robin Cook's Coma. Pick one of those from Red Robin's Gourmet Burgers and wish the riffraff organs out of your future one part at a time! Sure, you ritzy people with your expensive and more house than we could even want in order to feel comfortable and cozy with our little stuff you think we could stuff in a yert somewhere in the Himalayas as you find it much too difficult to even like coming into our less affluent backwater area.
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  23. Celebrities on talk shows hides the secret world of Captain Underpants, who is the principal thing that takes over the entire weirdness of the school. Actual "educational and informational" (not informative) is just a metacognition process that has nothing but getting perception itself lost in a process of observing nothing but a parade of things needing to happen in the correct order in order to be according to the Clockwork Orange, as seen on TV for correct quality causation.
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  24. You can't have the internal dimensions of my left ventricle. Mr. Belvedere never moved in there either.
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  25. Bastian needs to say her name when the wind is blowing while he is reading the Neverending Story. Who is she, Bastian?
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  26. Here in San Francisco, we are ashamed of the fact that we displaced the local tribal people, built over their lands, converted them to Spanish Catholicism, and held on to the area despite the victimization of the native peoples. We support the Nature Conservancy, which is in league with Greenpeace and is against the use of natural resources for the support of agriculture, ranching, and housing. The thing that is wrong with us is us, and we want to reverse-engineer our presence into nothing modern here at all. The resultant thing is a total nativist Luddite vibe.
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  27. Baier versus Bexar County, Texas. They are pronounced kind of the same, but they are not the same word referring to the same noun. The Grizzly of California's flag. Two weeks' notice for the smell of the bear's hidden food at Bear Country Jamboree at Disneyland in Anaheim. The union set of these is very small. It's not worth me investigating because I don't really have the need for learning that kind of stuff. EVER!
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  28. When Catholic devotion is building the glory of God by iterations in countless places and reiterations in other places, there is just a hollow echo God really enjoys from his Sonic Pudding Club called the cast of Sister Act. They don't really like Nutra-Sweet because they needed to put a medical hurt on an organic structure to insist on some kind of dis-ease that got in God's light. Then God fed that stuff to the cat because it was needlessly focused on biology and medicine. The cat jars that know to keep some mummy resting in pieces or it's hell to pay! with the leather of neo-Nazi bald guys or you do not see the point got was supposed to have made. Don't think you know unless the great bald monkey shows you with that shiny dome. The Half Dome and not Half Dome at the same time, but El Capitan is too difficult to move to care about that. He really doesn't learn how to care much to be roused from his inertial resting place. That's some Stone Temple Pilot for you. In a hurry to do nothing to intervene in any human affair at all.
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  29. How tall is the female "buck" in Michigan's pleasant peninsula flag hanging on the college athlete girl's locker room? The 4 Non Blondes based on Virginia Tech TWICE! This is Cassie Bernall from Columbine too! No wonder we have boys trying to imitate the Michigan flag in those locker rooms today. Growing Sheldon Cooper's vexillology podcast's product, right?
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  30. Food industry sponsored dietary guidelines distributed by the children in schools. There is a lot of scandalous stuff with the dairy industry. Kirk Kardashian's "Milk Money." I don't know how sensationalistic that was. There is a floor below which the dairy farmer won't sell his milk. Rather than take the unprofitable price, spill their milk on the ground, refuse to sell it up the supply chain, and then cause the prices to rise to more profitable levels before they sell it. There are political pressures to subsidize as a quick way to throw money at the problem just to make it go away. Tons of systemic dystopia is there, and a lot of people just don't really care to fix it. The Beltway fixes from far away are supposedly better than those of people that could be more accurate and more targeted if they were tighter on the actual issues of supply and demand for the milk. This is just one food item! The different things about all those other food crops, which all have different issues with respect to areas grown, weather, economics, and a great monster of details. Too many things the Blue Pills would call nitpicking scatological analysis.
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  31. The Veep with Julia Louis Dreyfus was telling Charlie Bucket to get back behind the brown suits of South American thuggery.
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  32. That tag on the mattress is only supposed to remain there for selling to the customer. After it is home and you don't intend to resell it, then it is not expected to stay there. You can't treat this as a thing that is as important as gun crime or other violence.
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  33. The Germanic firm handshake is viewed as offensive and commandeering to some people who don't think about the firm handshake. Two hands firmly grasping each other from two people. You think of the snake with a robot hand if it is not your own preferred way of doing that. Gary Larson and The Far Side.
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  34. The Hebrew Bible's disjunctive accents make Daniel Jackson incredibly allergic to dust and pollens, even in the Egyptian desert. The kind of facial tissue is the conjunctive accent to tide him over between disjunctive accents until the soph pasuq and silluq at the end of the verse. A little Kleenex is the Kethiv variants while a little Puffs is the Q're variants, I suppose.
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  35. Cripple Schitt's Creek is under the ground in the sewage pipes. Nutella has nothing about Anne Hathaway's hair down there. Don't think The Devil Wears Prada is about anything above ground. The boss lady played by Meryl Streep was wrapping the employee there. No one likes to think Anne Hathaway has any classic beauty, unless it's just head on. She looks to the side, and then Whoa!
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  36. The seasick crocodile that ate Captain Hook in the movie. When Tinkerbell was a brunette in that movie, there are so many things we just part with. The learning to do without the things that remind us of when our last traumatic event was is a thing that should come to us for free. The love we need to show is never honored or given respect in the world. The numb state says there is no one at home to care for or about. No one is ever home. Seven of Nine says it's all just politicians at work. If they are not currently in a news bite, there are no people possible. Look like a politician's clone, and you have some cachet. However, there are no abilities to exist other than that, according to many points of view. It's all the impossible things that happen.
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  37. Voyage to the Center of the Earth: Who plays the guitar while being bitten by a tiger mosquito and yawning at the loss of blood?
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  38. Brake job (Dogmatism in Morse code tap pits) and Muffler (Doubt in constant ignorance of the Dogmatism of Brake Tap Dancing.
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  39. Kentucky for 'Tucky-eyed chicken. Out of the mouths of children. When you have to put that hemorrhoid cream on your eyes to stop that irritating gray raccoon's eye around the eyes. The witch hazel will get those bags down.
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  40. The Man who Had Two Brains is about Steve Martin who knows this Crystal Geyser in which is the brain trust that only he can understand. Oxygen with 6 in its outermost energy shell and two hydrogen with 1 each on their outside. Those two hydrogen atoms just would either be an item without the oxygen or they get oxygen in on it too. If you do get the Oxygen TV network in between one person and another, you obviously won't be able to be two hydrogens with each other on your own terms. There are a lot of naturally occurring H2 molecules. When there are H2 blockers like Nexium, you were already saying you never needed or wanted anything I could ever like to provide anyone for any reason. You called me persona non grata and a universal pariah.
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  41. The movie Constantine is about the collective making imaginary the population of Nebraska, thinking they get to eliminate that many people from Los Angeles County so that the celebrity sees the good result of their Lawn Men!
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  42. 008 is a Rumpole of the Bailey tag. 100 is Leo McKern. 110 is a corporate pastiche of those who made Rumpole of the Bailey. 130 is a uniform title tag. Rumpole of the Bailey does not have permission to have a uniform title.
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  43. The Jeremiah O'Brien is Sasquatch in Broadway (the center of Alcatraz). The big foot of Big Lots!
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  44. The crotch rivet before they had the fabric reinforcement. The Stuart Anderson's Black Angus cowboy device. When did he jump away from the fire because of the hot rivet?
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  45. Trying to be in every county at once is trying to trust Egypt, the bruised reed that wounds the hand that leans on it. The USS Jeremiah O'Brien is moored here in San Francisco. If I am not as big as that, I can't tell the traffic to get off my walls. The people there are trying to say my mind is Trainspotting those people who took the tour. Another Boogie Bass visiting the boat, right?
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  46. There is no way to reduce that red tape with the Feds involved. The way to pop that zit does not involve unfunded mandates from the Shepherd of Hermas, who is the third base umpire! Reagan does not use the Early Christian Fathers of the Loeb Classical Library to be against unfunded mandates. Eli Whitney, says Jackie Mason, never got a dinner for saying, "Get your cotton-picking hands off of my gin!" My Mental Floss collection is just nothing but the wrong flavor of cheesy Christmas popcorn from the one third of the tin at the wrong time of the year! "Metric tons of popcorn threatening the USS Apple Pies!"
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  47. The splash of You Go Me on the Cookie by Dana Newman has nothing to do with you and Dave Rubin. Those V8 Splash moments that have nothing to do with a lot of reality at the moment.
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  48. Northeastern Michigan made fun of Detroit's high crime rates that way. Jennifer Granholm was Michigan's Iron Maiden.
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  49. Is rice pudding what bread pudding tries to think?
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  50. Ebel watches, chromium picolinate, Teuscher Swiss Chocolates (German Tschocolad). If she is a Black woman, the train wreck on the border of Switzerland is really not worth a watching of The Stepford Wives. My third grade teacher, whom I never thought had a home life or needs of body and life. The Rio Hondo Rams: Don't do the Levitical Priestly ways on a campus you cannot currently be on ... physically. David Chytraeus is a stickler about why there were people there, if they had died out thousands of years ago. Kind of. Lionel Messi and 10 versus Jo Dee Messina. Soccer and dancing.
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