Comments by "Timothy Neumann" (@timothyneumann6586) on "Walz's Military Service in Spotlight, Harris Ignores Press, and Males Go For Gold, w/ Andrew Klavan" video.

  1. E Gas Sam, not Sem. There is an important thing for Sammy the Owl to know. The Owl doesn't know how to read, but he flies about at night to see the glowy things.
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  2. The Gangs of New York don't read their local newspapers. They think of being overly inflated and priggish Act Raisers against the welfare of their own communities to spread the proper Bizarro Blue Pills. If it is a cultural artifact grown from the New York Times, they say, "Wow, it rained today here. Is there any farmland that is important for any reason? I can't figure out how that works."
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  3. Northeastern Michigan made fun of Detroit's high crime rates that way. Jennifer Granholm was Michigan's Iron Maiden.
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  4. The horn honk society is about being D (Hebrew piel or Aramaic peal) as in C. L. Seow's Hebrew grammar.
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  5. The Voyage of Natty Gann versus the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT). The difference between El Gato (the cat) and le gateau (the cake). If it is a loaf of bread, it is eating cats on Melmac as an Alien Life Form (ALF).
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  6. One night I felt something would happen to me at midnight. I was a bit chicken too when I drove from Alpena, Michigan to Mackinaw City, Michigan. San Francisco, California has a Fremont Bank to reverse-engineer Alpena, which was named Fremont before it was Alpena. The Brown Trout Festival's helicopter rides to Middle Island to see the lighthouse there. What is the House of Cards a regular citizen/resident lives in under the police radar? Which brown trout is the one that is with the prize-winning tag? Tag Heuer: Knope, not that one. Parks and Recreation?
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  7. Little Bear on Sesame Street always sides with the woman of the house by emphasizing her right grave accent and the shwa pulse. The left boob is the acute accent that really doesn't pertain to things other than her preferences. This is the way of codifying the way she drives a yacht club with her parts.
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  8. Do not think of provender as the attempt to prove North Dakota has any ER volume when you have no business tracking such issues because you don't live there. S is the attempt to be there while T is the attempt to be every single ER victim in that state before we find Gaston able to pull himself together for the 80/20 split and the Angel in Kingpin ankle socks.
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  9. Nick Offerman is supposed to be unable to pay on your mortgage. Nick Nolte is needing to be living in a sock drawer to find the meaning of life. Nicholas Cage means "What do you mean Kegel exercises? Who watches those? From where?"
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  10. Mr. DEETs was about Deep Woods Off against the Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan (MWM Rath Air Force made completely of mosquitoes). Adam Sandler would say, "Say that out loud there, and they will never let you into a restaurant to dine anywhere in those states." Sandwich?
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  11. Jacob Marley whispering from the front of Scrooge's door knocker on his way in that one night. Whose boobs is the Rastafarian versus the Ghost device?
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