Comments by "Sean" (@sean2015) on "Top 10 Chuck Norris Moments" video.

  1.  @Darthjarjarr  Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. He took it back the next day for a refund.
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  2. Chuck Norris can take Colombian coffee beans and make you the best iced tea you've ever had
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  3. and a voicemail which said ”Alex this is Chuck, I’ve called you three times already, I’ll call you again in 20 minutes and this time you better answer”
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  4. Chuck Norris can safely make a left turn at a red light, and a U-turn on the 401 freeway.
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  5.  @trapjack46  when someone dies, we say ”Rest in Peace” . When someone dies at the hands of Chuck Norris, we say ”Rest in Pieces” . ⚰️⚰️⚰️
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  6. It couldn’t be Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn’t knock. He lightly pushes the door with his pinky finger until it falls off its hinges. 🚪
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