Comments by "N Marbletoe" (@nmarbletoe8210) on "Corey Gil-Shuster"
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Me Craig yay, i deduced! and you're pretty smart, so i'll let the saber-tooth out of the shopping bag. Here's what i really think: everything in the bible is true, but in different ways. 7 days isn't literal, but Genesis gets the order of creation amazingly correct, considering the ancients had little technology and weren't really trying to explain the history of the universe so much as show our place in the big picture.
And then when we come to the New Testament, it couldn't be more correct. Rabbi Yeshua is a teacher for all the ages.
btw i'm half Jewish... i think the reason lots of Jews don't accept the messiah, even though he himself was Jewish (ok, Israelite), is that 1) he challenged their faults, and 2) his "followers" later tried to kill them.
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Me Craig there is something to the KJV that i don't get from any other version, something about the language that seems to be grander, deeper than modern or cleaned up versions. i just found the lolcat bible this summer and it's a hoot, the message comes across very strongly... maybe bcs it's so child like...
Matthew 25:
35) 4 i wuz hungry an u openz canz and not drai fuds, i wuz thirsty an u gaev me some bowlz, i wuz strangr an yu were liek, "o hai,"
36) i had dirty furz an yu gaev me licks, i wuz sick an u rap pillz in ham, i scratch bathrum door an yu openz.
37) den teh riteshus will say, Jebus, when did we c u hungry an gaev yu gushy fud, or thirsty an gaev yu milks?
38) when did we see yu strangr an says "o hai," or durty furz and lick yu?"
39) when did we know yu sick or stuck in bathroom and help yu?
40) "teh king will says, srsly, whatevr yu did teh other kittehs, evn lame kittehs, yu liek did to me.
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Gunter Raffel you got me thinking... what was my point? oh yeah: the lolcat bible rocks! Second, we need to be like children to enter the kingdom of heaven... thus, the lolcat bible rocks! Then when it came to the religion of dogs, it seemed natural to point out that how one thinks of religion depends largely on how it is presented... thus, the lolcat bible rocks.
I just couldn't help but link it up to evolution, which made the dogz and kittehs and peepl... thus, evolution also rocks! Haha, poor dog doesn't realize he can believe in Ceiling Cat and evolution, lol. He can even translate God as Roof Dog if he wants, Ceiling Cat doesn't mind!
Thx, Ceiling Cat, for making teh unevers, teh adoms, evolushun, and sendin ur kitteh to tell us to b good to eech othar :}
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Me Craig for example, in the KJV:
John 1:38
Then Jesus turned, and saw them following, and saith unto them, What seek ye? They said unto him, Rabbi, (which is to say, being interpreted, Master,) where dwellest thou?
John 1:49
Nathanael answered and saith unto him, Rabbi, thou art the Son of God; thou art the King of Israel.
John 3:2
The same came to Jesus by night, and said unto him, Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God: for no man can do these miracles that thou doest, except God be with him.
So here's Nathanael, and crowds of people impressed by his work. I reckon those who knew him during his ministry called him that, especially his followers.
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