Comments by "Widdekuu91" (@Widdekuu91) on "Why are the Dutch so tall? BBC News" video.

  1. Let me continue that for you. Sweden: Land of the blonde people with jolly accents Norway: Land of the other blonde people that are chilly (cold) Finland: Land of the Loituma-leeks and the language that consists only of 'iiii' Belgium: The land that we percieve as our stupid little brother...like family and lovable, but dim Austria: Heidi and the mountains Germany: ex-arch nemesis, that has great beer, but is still a bit too cold (personality-wise) for our liking Azerbaijan: "AAAAAAAAaaaaazerbaijaaaaaaaaaan! Douze Points!" (songfestival) Bulgaria: Viktor Krum and harsh languages Denmark: The little mermaid and friendly but very sticky cookies and cakes France: Bunch of arrogant, selfish snail-eating people, that happen to be more romantic and better in bed Greece: Yes, we love your food, yes we love your culture, yes we love your clothes, no we will not lend you money. Hungary: Same as Bulgaria, just with an H and without the A at the end. And with more companies and better economy. Iceland: Iceland is the clever, glass-wearing secretary that looks distant and perfectionistic, but as soon as she notices you need help, she'll be there to fix everything. Ireland: Europe's drunk uncle that's only funny if he isn't being violent. Italy: The passionate, music-making, culture-creating, art-making scooterdrivers that make love in a bathtub filled with tomatosauce. Luxembourg: The Limburg that is a little lower than Limburg. And a little more luxurious. Monaco: The French version of a "springbreak of America" that is a bit more classy and very expensive. Poland: Lots of snow, freezing hookers along the side of the road that sell curious-tasting instant-beef-and-potatoe-meals to pay for their old mothers foot-operation. Spain: Passionate like the Italians, but more agressive and lazy. Agressive to bulls, agressive in bed, agressive. Switzerland: With Heidi, but not quite. Is some sortof compromise between Austria and Denmark. Ukraine: Slightly the same as Poland, but with poorer prostitutes and a bit more culture. Turkey: Camels, desert sand, round buildings and nasal singing. Feel free to continue the list, I've left most of Eastern europe out.
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