Comments by "Widdekuu91" (@Widdekuu91) on "Why are the Dutch so tall? BBC News" video.
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Let me continue that for you.
Sweden: Land of the blonde people with jolly accents
Norway: Land of the other blonde people that are chilly (cold)
Finland: Land of the Loituma-leeks and the language that consists only of 'iiii'
Belgium: The land that we percieve as our stupid little brother...like family and lovable, but dim
Austria: Heidi and the mountains
Germany: ex-arch nemesis, that has great beer, but is still a bit too cold (personality-wise) for our liking
Azerbaijan: "AAAAAAAAaaaaazerbaijaaaaaaaaaan! Douze Points!" (songfestival)
Bulgaria: Viktor Krum and harsh languages
Denmark: The little mermaid and friendly but very sticky cookies and cakes
France: Bunch of arrogant, selfish snail-eating people, that happen to be more romantic and better in bed
Greece: Yes, we love your food, yes we love your culture, yes we love your clothes, no we will not lend you money.
Hungary: Same as Bulgaria, just with an H and without the A at the end. And with more companies and better economy.
Iceland: Iceland is the clever, glass-wearing secretary that looks distant and perfectionistic, but as soon as she notices you need help, she'll be there to fix everything.
Ireland: Europe's drunk uncle that's only funny if he isn't being violent.
Italy: The passionate, music-making, culture-creating, art-making scooterdrivers that make love in a bathtub filled with tomatosauce.
Luxembourg: The Limburg that is a little lower than Limburg. And a little more luxurious.
Monaco: The French version of a "springbreak of America" that is a bit more classy and very expensive.
Poland: Lots of snow, freezing hookers along the side of the road that sell curious-tasting instant-beef-and-potatoe-meals to pay for their old mothers foot-operation.
Spain: Passionate like the Italians, but more agressive and lazy. Agressive to bulls, agressive in bed, agressive.
Switzerland: With Heidi, but not quite. Is some sortof compromise between Austria and Denmark.
Ukraine: Slightly the same as Poland, but with poorer prostitutes and a bit more culture.
Turkey: Camels, desert sand, round buildings and nasal singing.
Feel free to continue the list, I've left most of Eastern europe out.
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