Comments by "Widdekuu91" (@Widdekuu91) on "Russia's Worst Law - Foreign Agent Law" video.
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(Imagine some guitar music here, some intense staring into the camera and a slowmo moving of his head looking up.)
"I'm everywhere...
Everywhere in Russia... my home.
I am in the air, that I breathe
The soil that I walk on, that grows grains
(voice gets louder) The water I drink!
The trees that provided me with warmth in my fireplace...
And the sunlight that makes my skin look a little less dead...
But there is one thing
One thing
One thiiiiiiing!!!!!
....that I am not a part of yet..
The ultimate list, a place for your name,
The name that my father (echo in background) and moooother gaaaave to meeeee...
(violins, controlled my dramatic.)
And all of my purchases,
One by one
by one by one by one
by one, buy one get one freeeeee
Its. all. Theeeeeeeeeere.
Its AAaaaAAAAAALllllll theeeeere!
My vodka, balenciagas, my priesthairdresssession
Donations to church and my Putin-themed socks
My 7 euros for attending the one-year-anniversary that I spend (screams) SPEND ON SOME MARMELAAAAAAAAADE AND DISHSOAP.....
..It's aaaaallll on the list!
And it's ALL so relatable...
Because I am RUSSIAN
And therefore (music grows soft, high piano sounds) I.. am.. on... theeeEEEeee333eeEEE... HEeeeeEeee333eEEêéëèęėEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
.... theeeeee.... Liiiiiiiiiiiiiist.
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