Comments by "Widdekuu91" (@Widdekuu91) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers"
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+Katie Stolalltheunicorns
I agree with you. And you can have all of those unicorns if you want.
Personally, I like Family Guy, but every now and then, there's a joke that has people laughing for the wrong reasons, as you suggested.
I remember sitting with guys that laughed their asses of when Glenn was trapped in the 'Hold-her-down-2000' and made comments about how those'd be good to use on their unwilling girlfriends (I wonder why they were unwilling..)
I mean, that joke was not making the world a better place. There's some of those jokes that do the complete opposite of what they're trying to achieve.
Instead of showing how weird/stupid some actions are, they've become 'goals' for people.
Me and my sister know most of the episodes and once we hear a joke coming up that we hate, we automatically skip to another channel, then look at each other and say; 'That'll be bout 10 seconds, right?'
Then we skip back after 10 seconds and enjoy the rest of the show.
Some people think it's 'childish' or 'weird' but we watch Family Guy to relax and enjoy, we are not obligated to watch each sketch, especially not if it involves rape or violence. That, in combination with the doubtfull motivation (bullying-theme) would just ruin our evening. We'd rather enjoy the actual jokes that are left in the show.
TLDR: I agree with you
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This had asked for a public statement, with a personal visit to the Queen of Great Brittain (who had admitted herself that she'd been distraught by the thought of Daniel changing his nationality to 'American.") 'It's just going to be for a couple of years. They need me there.
And I'll be helping the entire world to get back on their feet..not just America..", he'd promised her.
"And believe me, I'm going to need a lot of help from you. Advice, words of wisdom once in a while...I can't do it without you."
To his greatest surprise, the Queen had answered;
'It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. I accept your choice Daniel. Please, go and do the right thing.'
After this had gone viral, it had almost immediately been clear that Daniel was going to win the elections. Together with the queen and using the old and unpublished plans of Obama, he'd set up a new plan for America, the Healthcare and the immigration-situations.
Due to the small amount of time left before the real elections, the American people had actually invited the Queen herself over, to be able to support Daniel trough the final stages of his campaign.
And, Daniel didn't mind. Despite the grumpy and slightly arrogant expression on her face, the Queen turned out to be quite friendly in person.
There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other and knocking out a 6-foot troll is one of them.
"Sir, breakfast is ready!"
Daniel quickly put on his socks and when his stomach groaned, he decided to take his bathrobe and dress up later.
He walked down the stairs, greeted everyone he met and sat down and ate from his beans, eggs and sausages.
"Goodmorning. There's something urgent, Mister Trump tweeted about you..", an assistant began, but Daniel took another bite and shook his head.
"That's not urgent. As long as he's not choking on something, I'm not going to respond." '
But..", the assistant persisted.
"And even then, I'm sure he can pat himself on the back. He's been doing that all year..", Daniel added and scooped up some more of the beans.
"He's talking about percentages and claims that the election is being rigged..", the mumbled silently, but Daniel turned around.
"Listen, the election hasn't even started. He has accused everyone so far, none of it has been true. Next to that, even íf those percentages are real, so what? If I was holding out for universal popularity, I’m afraid I'd be waiting in my room for a very long time.."
'That's from Hagrid..", the assistant giggled.
"Yup..", Daniel nodded, while chewing on the last few beans.
That noon, he stood behind the desk again and after his speech was done, he knew everything would be alright. He didn't even have to use the phrase with the happiness and the darkest of times.
People had been convinced from the start either way.
And everything they'd hoped for, had been confirmed.
While Trump kept adding to his own speech, about the British would probably bring crime and demand more dental-care for their bad teeth, Daniel walked to the back and was directed to their temporary waitingrooms.
"Here is where your team will be sitting..", the man politely gestured. '
That room over there, is for Trump." "Do you mind if I go into my teamroom already?", Daniel asked.
'Just to check if Donald hasn't bugged the place", he added with a laugh, after the guy had frowned.
'Well, sure, ofcourse. Good luck with the election..” The guy winked.
Right after Daniel came in, he sat down on the couch and imitated the beginning of Swiss Army man.
He'd been adding too many beans on his plate and the badge 'Potter stinks' had definitely been appropriate at that moment.
"No, no, no NO!", he heard outside, but before he could even begin to wave his hands around to disguise the smell, the door opened and an angry Trump stared at the room.
"You bugged my teamroom!", he shouted. "I saw you looking at it! The Queen just walked in, 'by accident' she said. Like that old hag isn't in on your mischiefs! I demand thís room!"
"No problem..", Daniel said, immediately jumped up and to his greatest joy, he noticed that even Trump's sniffing-tic had started again, causing him to deeply inhale the fumes around the couch.
That evening, Daniel didn't even watch the elections on the screen.
There were just going to be little clips of Trump downtalking his teammate or the supporters anyway.
So he talked to the Queen about her life and about her plans after this election. They set up another plan for extra healthcare, in case it was needed. And they started a temporary plan, that might be needed in the future, with subjects such as the cooperations between England and America.
Halfway through the night and during a very funny anecdote about Alan Rickman's left ear, the door burst open and the same assistant came running into the room.
"Did it happen?", the Queen asked shakily and happy. "After all this time?"
The assistant gleamed and nodded.
"Yes. You're a president, Harry"
The Queen bursted into tears and the three of them hugged, excited, tired and overall extremely relieved. All was well.
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