Comments by "Dr Gamma D" (@DrDeuteron) on "Ryan Long" channel.

  1. but not looking is hate.
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  2.  @RyanLongcomedy  pretty sure she was in your pimpin only fans stable, tho.
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  3. J. V boys squad
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  4. well, I'll say one thing: Scott fought for Laci's right to an abortion to the very end. Brave.
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  5. I was watching a band-of-brothers interview, and the GI said he got to Amsterdam, and it was the dutch girls with their German boyfriends....I thought, "dayum: that's ice cold". ....but yeah, loyal genes don't propagate.,
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  6. that was creepy and dumb, but "Guyana, land of the free!" was dumber.
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  7. the holey trinity.
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  8. Luigi is not Joe chill. He's Ted Kazinsky Lite
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  9. In LA, we call those "Tuberculosis Stands"
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  10. make it rain: US Dept of Treasury to only print one dollar bills from now on.
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  11. don't forget the military and nuclear triad.
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  12. she's just got to not put out until 2028. [omg, imma go rinse my mouth out with soap]
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  13. I was on the 20 year all you can eat plan. Only cost me a house.
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  14. I thought this was supposed to a comedy show, not straight up based commentary.
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  15.  @_Stormfather  dangerous mis information bro. or maybe it's hazardous disinformation?
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  16. and then she chews you out for waking her up.
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  17. Ryan was one line away from wax-on wax-off.
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  18. "swat sticker"
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  19. do you mean PJ dubs two five?
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  20. Ryan was my ex's therapist, obviously.
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  21. with that math, he could get in finance, tho.
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  22.  @JackInABeanstalk98  call your therapist.
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  23. 2 Smoove spittin fax.
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  24. Her ankle was prime to slip out.
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  25. we need to ban simulated meat. Is an "impossible-burger" made from mushrooms any more ethical than an "impossible human rib" made from a pig?
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  26. they're awesome until you need them to feel normal.
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  27. when he says prison OG, he means: co-skipper of the Moose Jaw coed curling team.
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  28. coming soon: black check mark, aka: snuff tweets.
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  29. A rando Netflix special is way better than this.
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  30. Fooyah, Nephew Ryan accent suck more than my ex-wife.
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  31. All a low t guy wants is a cage for his 🪱, and a plug 🔌 for his 🍑. And for his wife to share the 🍆
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  32. I am having far less sex than my wife.
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  33. more than his heart grew three times its size when he gazed on that who-coochi.
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  34. Every one of those Goggins F bombs was deserved.
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  35. Turing test annihilated.
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  36. I think "he's gonna have my crap on his wang" is a bit gayer.
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  37. I was just watching "Nympho Apple market researcher takes hung focus group in all h****"
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  38. conspiracy to racketeer to tweet (now X) to overturn and election that can't be overturned because it hasn't been certified yet is pretty serious, tho.
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  39. Did The Matrix repo your orange Bugatti?
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  40. If this doesn't win a Pulitzer, I want Kanye to take the mic and say "Ryan Long made one of the best video of all time, of All time!"
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  41.  @goodnerarts1206  the company is called "Clone-a-Willy". They have a new product for the ladies, so when travel you can bring your better 1/2's best qualities along with you.
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  42. it goes all the way up to "Papa" John.
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  43.  @MrLegendra  Look, even the least manly of all men: those who take drugs to make them like women, smash the best females in the world. Clown world, that is.
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