Comments by "Aden Wellsmith" (@adenwellsmith6908) on "Phillip Schofield, back on TV..." video.

  1. Shortly after becoming PM I slipped on a glace cherry and fell into a hospitality box at Arsenal. It was at that point all my clothes fell off and a kind gentleman offered to by me new gear ...
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  2.  @BrianMartin-ox2ru  We then moved on to a sausage party where I was introduced to Frank Furter.
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  3.  @BrianMartin-ox2ru  I'm getting worried about Larry the Cat.
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  4. Cast him away. Alexander Selkirk, who was the inspiration for Robinson Cruso, was dumped on Juan Fernández Islands Over four years Selkirk kept count of the five hundred goats he slaughtered. Others were captured only for “sport” and released after he carved a notch in their ear. This was his method of indicating the speed and physical aspects of the goat. I think we can guess what sport was involved, and he obviously liked fresh meat. I'm sure Scofield would be at home on the island.
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