Comments by "Sam Brockmann" (@SamBrockmann) on "Sorry Miss Alabama, Obesity Is Nothing to Celebrate." video.

  1. She ate the actual winner. The pageant runners were scared, so they offered the troll a sacrifice: the pageant crown. 😂
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  2. She ate the real winner. They gave her the crown in fear.
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  3. She even ate the real Miss Alabama!
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  4. Well, when you eat the real Miss Alabama, then you scare everyone. And they ask, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?". Her answer was, "THE MISS AL CROWN!"
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  5.  @kaliyuga2758  , I think he realized.
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  6. The "winner" ate the other blonde, that's why.
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