Comments by "rejvaik" (@rejvaik00) on "Unpacking the China-Russia alliance" video.

  1. Russia and China as a couple: Russia: "Hey China want to team up?" China: "Sure fuck the US right?" Russia: "Hell yeah!" Both sign a treaty 5 minutes later China: "So......now that we're a team you want to give me Vladivostok?" Russia: "WTF! NO! Your not taking ANY of my territory" China: "Well fine then be that way, I thought you were cool" 1 month later Russia: China? Why are you here in the artic? You're over 1000 miles from the Artic Circle stay out of my space. China: "haven't you heard I'm a near Artic nation now" Russia: WHAT?! You can't just make up labels and a classifications, that doesn't make any sense! You being a near Artic nation is as pointless and ridiculous as the concept of "gender fluid"! 2 months later Russia: "AGAIN CHINA?!? WHY ARE YOU HERE IN TAJIKISTAN?!?!" China: "I'm building a military base" Russia: "Yea FOR YOU not for the Tajik. these are my former Soviet nations in MY sphere of influence!!" China: (mumbled in breath) a tiny diminished sphere of influence Russia: "I heard that! THAT'S IT!!! No amount of hatred of the US can fix this we are through this alliance is over!!!" China: "Fine I never wanted you anyway I just wanted your natural gas, we kinda pissed off Australia and stopped buying coal and now we're freezing"
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  2. There WILL NEVER be an alliance with Russia and China Their geopolitical interests are too dissimilar and they put each respective nation in each others crosshairs ESPECIALLY in concern to the Artic
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