Comments by "" (@A86) on "Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck" video.

  1. He claimed ACORN was going to receive billions of dollars and they weren't. They've made a whopping $23 million since 1994. Less than the Salvation Army. Don't let that EEEVIL Acorn Illuminati get you! He claims the SEIU is behind just about everything but never offers evidence. Ironically most of his fans had never even heard of either of these organizations prior to 2008. Glenn Beck should be an embarrassment for conservatives.
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  2. Lol, "Onionheads". Is that what they're calling us Onion viewers now? Rofl.
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  3. WHY OH WHY couldn't Glenn Beck have been on that planet that crashed today and killed Ted Stevens?
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  4. It is ridiculous isn't it? I'm 23 and I'm always a bit baffled by how grown-ass adults who are 2 to 3 times older than me can actually fall for this crap. Anyone with at least a brain stem can see the logical holes in his "airtight theories". His "theories" are like a bad spoof of Stephen Colbert's "The DaColbert Code" except Beck appears to be serious. But his audience isn't rational. Their world is coming apart and they want to blame anyone but themselves.
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  5. If only it had been Glenn Beck that died yesterday instead of Amy Winehouse. I wish Glenn Beck would take Justin Bieber along with him!
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  6. Exactly. Even though I don't care for his ideology I'd have more respect for him if he weren't so dishonest. Most of what he says is nonsensical conspiracy theories that he makes up on the spot. Like accusing NBC of being Communists because they're in a building with a piece of artwork made by an artist who was a communist because it was put there by Rockefeller (who he then accused of being a communist). Seriously. The world's biggest capitalist is a communist for owning a piece of art? WTF?
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  7. Such as what?
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  8. Seriously. If it's okay for Glenn Beck to joke about poisoning and killing Nancy Pelosi and poking and prodding people to enact violence against Pres. Obama and/or Obama voters why is it not okay to joke about Glenn Beck not dying? Conservatives are the main people who complain about political correctness but when their own idols and sacred cows are attacked they become PC just like most everyone else.
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  9. This is The Onion. They make fun of everything. I'm pretty sure you don't care about them making fun of Obama. Get over it. Beck talks shit about everyone else so we can talk shit about him.
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  10. Lol @ the Glenn Beck fans getting their panties in a bunch. I bet these same people laughed at The Onion videos that made fun of Pres. Obama. Lighten the fuck up. It's The Onion. They take the piss out of everyone. Eventually they're going to take your idol(s) and sacred cow(s) to the slaughterhouse too.
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  11. Even sadder is that 30% of Americans take this crap seriously. I don't even think Beck seriously believes what he says. He says it because he knows there's a niche market for crazy right-wing tin foil hat theories to explain away why they keep losing elections. This is why people don't take our country seriously any more. In other countries people like this are either taken as trolls or admitted into mental clinics, not seen as prophets.
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  12. Most of what Glenn Beck said has been proven false. I would respect him if what he said was actually true and not just a regurgitation of Bush Republican ideology. Who even gets their information from a self-admitted "entertainer"? I also don't think it's cool when Glenn Beck jokes about killing certain people or almost blatantly pokes and nudges disgruntled Americans to become violent by trying to scare them into thinking they're in eminent danger and encouraging them to take up violence.
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  13. @spiinn76 - Yeah, all the people who had jobs in 2008 who found themselves unemployed in this recession: totally just because they're lazy. They just up and left their jobs and let their houses be foreclosed because they felt like it. (sarcasm) Christ. No wonder liberal and progressive voters tend to have higher income. A lot of Glenn Beck's listeners never finished or just barely finished high school.
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  14. I mean, this humor is kind of dark but that's not unusual for The Onion. They made a video about women making excuses for domestic abuse (that's pretty dark too). I guess the reason I don't really feel bad for Beck is because he's openly joked about killing people many times and has poked and prodded at disgruntled Americans to possibly take up armed violence. If Beck was a nicer person I might be more sympathetic.
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  15. I love how Glenn Beck fans, who claim to not like political correctness, become very politically correct when their own idol becomes the subject of ridicule. Glenn Beck talks shit about everyone else, so it's time someone makes fun of him.
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  16. 1) The election in the states recently were about local politics. Not about Obama or the public option. But it is a fact most polls show 57-70% of the public supports the public option. The Republicans won two governorships but lost two seats in the House to the Democrats. Both sides lost and gained something. 2) Why the hell are you people arguing politics over this video? Be quiet and enjoy the video.
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  17. And now Whitney Houston, not Glenn Beck, dies of a possible mixture of alcohol and Xanax. Why couldn't it have been Beck??!! :'(
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