Comments by "TheSuperappelflap" (@TheSuperappelflap) on "Better Bachelor" channel.

  1. 0% men being rated most attractive proves that the good ole "husband store" joke is objectively correct. Also explains why even Tom Brady and Brad Pitt get divorced eventually. Theyre all looking for the mythical non existent 8 foot tall octillionaire Gigachad with 20-pack abs and a johnson so long he has to carry it around on a spool.
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  2. spot on on the 5-7 years avg marriage duration. this isnt talked about enough. women will marry to pop out 1-2 kids, secure maximum alimony, and then go see ya later and take the house and half your savings and make sure you see your kids as little as possible. they plan this stuff. it doesnt accidentily happen like this all the time.
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  3.  @xMrjamjam  dont move to europe, its just as bad here. try south america or asia.
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  4. handsome and shy = "awkward". Handsome and shy and rich = "Mysterious"
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  5. certified hood classic
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  6. basement chad lmao.
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  7. at least with half rotten fruit, you can brew alcohol
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  8. When men do go to those speed dating events, all of them get turned down by everyone there. So, men stopped going.
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  9. eh my grandma was pretty awful but i have to admit they were married for over 50 years. funny what surviving ww2 will do to people.
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  10. Somehow for thousands of years we have known that having ladies on a ship brings bad luck, but of course thats just old world superstitions, we are living in the modern age now and tradition is useless.
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  11.  @isabelward7783  Its a win if you dont want to be emotionally abused for on average 6 years, and then divorced, by modern western women.
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  12. If women genuinely wanted to fix this situation they need to start holding each other accountable for toxic behaviour in the workplace and cancel other women for false accusations and campaign for fair laws.
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  13. You mean he's goodlooking? That really doesnt make a lot of difference. You get looked at more. They still act the same. Its not like women will suddenly be polite and respectful because of that.
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  14. You can still "date" attractive ones if you have money. At an hourly rate negotiated up front. Its a better deal than actually living with them.
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  15. you can see the pain in their eyes, and i dont care
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  16. @i-Brobot the ideal height is 6'2 now and it goes up about an inch every year, according to statistics from the apps
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  17. was at a bus stop recently. some girl managed to trip on the edge of the sidewalk and fall in the bus lane. she just lay there crying for a couple seconds. not a single man took a step in her direction. after a while two other girls came up and tried to help her up. i just laughed.
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  18.  @SPIDERMANFF2.0  I remember a time when people did. Lets hope we can get it back.
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  19. Its honestly pretty hilarious, this woman thought, well im hot, and this guy is fat, so he may be rich, but he will let me walk all over him, and then when he doesnt, and after they go to therapy together, she thinks its okay to post private conversations on the internet? Thats a nice lawsuit waiting to happen.
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  20. when women say "men" are equally to blame, they dont mean all men. they dont mean average men. they mean the men theyre attracted to. the other men dont even exist in their worldview.
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  21. the way to do this is to say "lets just be friends" first when its not working out and then never talk to them again. dont be an orbiter. let them hit the wall. dont block them. they'll come back in a few years to hit you up and then you can say "we're just friends" or "i dont date women over 30". revenge is a dish best served very very cold.
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  22. Its pretty clear her clock is ticking and she wants to have kids, so go out and find a guy that doesnt have kids, doesnt have severe emotional trauma from past failed relationships and marriages, and make a bunch of babies. Its not rocket science, lady. The only hard part will be the part where you have to maybe lower your standards an inch or two, unless you get very lucky. But I can tell you from personal experience, theres a lot of tall dark and handsome well-to-do guys out there who have no relationship trauma because they cant even get a date if their life depended on it. Cheers.
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  23.  @5ofspades427  i agree, if you cant even have a private conversation with your girlfriend, and have that privacy be respected, what was the point again?
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  24. If you flip the genders around you could write a romance novel like that. Mid looking chick starts working as a cook, meets prince charming server, of course he has to be secretly rich or something, there ya go, easy money.
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  25. These communities wanted to defund the police. Let them police themselves.
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  26. the whole point is to get well established in your early 30s and date 20yo women. theyll still have body counts in the double digits at least but not as damaged as older women. if 20yo in your country dont want you, remember, there are 20yo women in every country. college is a bad example. you dont want to date college girls, or college educated women, in the first place. not only because the body count will be in the triple digits, but also because of how awful they are in general.
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  27. Ted Bundy would be pulling triple digit numbers every month in the current social environment.
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  28.  @travelingadler  They destroy each others marriages because misery loves company. It has nothing to do with men.
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  29. one of the greatest lies they told was to convince people that expecting the obvious negative outcome is bad. "oh youre so negative" etc. dont feel bad about it. dont apologize. your gut feeling is usually right. other ppl have it too but they suppress it.
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  30.  @сырпошехонский  A lot of rich people have drinking problems, and there are expensive clinics they can go to to kick that habit. Not really a great reason to end a marriage, unless he is not willing to do anything about it, then I guess it would be a reason. But Angelina Jolie isnt an angel either. That chicks got issues, too. So its a bit hypocritical of her even in that case. But thats me trying to rationally analyze a situation and we know that isnt how things work.
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  31.  @WillDunn-p5k  Depends on what you want to accomplish. If your sense of having a "better" life is sleeping with lots of people, you can do that on a modest budget if you just pay for it a couple times a month.
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  32. Women: "All men are pigs! Stop harassing me!" Also women: "Why are men ignoring me waaaaaahhhh"
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  33. emigration is the solution
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  34. she put extraordinary effort into being a heaux
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  35. Women that say they want an equal relationship are coping. They want a man that is smarter, has a higher education, works more hours than them, is taller, in better physical shape, a couple years older (differs per country how many) and has better social skills and connections than them. If youre not an upgrade in every single aspect, youre out. Thats why theyre single. If they wanted an equal relationship, they would have one. Even if I try to date down I still get rejected because I am not an upgrade in one of these areas, or funny enough, sometimes because the gap is too big. They do want to be able to win arguments.
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  36. yup, you can learn the same in 1/4 of the time for 1% of the cost by buying some books and going to the local library for a couple hours a day to do the exercises.
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  37.  @68buicks  nah, theyll just vote for political parties that enact laws that give them free money out of your paycheck, and make it illegal for working men to emigrate. get out while you can.
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  38. They always go back to the ex eventually. Matter of time. Only way to win that game is to be the guy who takes their V-card. Then you get to be the ex. Bad idea to take them back though.
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  39. They want the lots of friends and the life of the party, but only pay attention to MEEEEEEEEEEE at the same time. Which is impossible. You want a guys full attention, youre gonna have to date someone a bit more introverted. In my (limited) experience, looking at myself and dudes I know, the chicks that are always on an emotional rollercoaster and acting hyper energetic and super extraverted, they benefit a lot from having a calm and steady guy, and it works well when they do. But they generally try to go for guys that are just as unstable as themselves and then of course its all his fault when it massively backfires on them. And they get bored with the steady guy because he doesnt cause or tolerate their drama, so they leave anyway. The common thread here is that their relationships always end because they cant keep a steady relationship.
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  40.  @AnthonySforza  Nah, theyre actually just that stupid.
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  41. If theyre doing something like that, its just pandering. I know there are chicks that like motor cycles, or whatever. But its a small minority.
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  42. When I go out to a bar with some friends there'll be these chicks there just staring at me for like 15 minutes until i give up and go talk to them, and then after talking for like an hour, decent conversation, they pay for their own drinks, theyll turn me down. Theyre literally just there for entertainment and to try to humiliate guys at the end of the evening when they want to go home. Sick people.
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  43. @Max Larson oh dont worry, the current generation of engineers under 30 are wising up. im nearly 30 and i reject golddiggers when i come across them. its a simple flowchart. if they ask me what i do for a living on the first date, exit. if they ask how much i have in my savings account, exit. if theyre too dumb to understand from the way i dress and how i behave that im loaded, theyre not for me. consequently, yes, im chronically single, but it beats being in a relationship with someone who wants me only for my money.
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  44. oh dont worry, it will all be over soon. at the current rate of inflation all these women wont be able to afford treating men like disposable. i hope youll find love again, being widowed with 2 kids in the current dating market must suck.
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  45.  @DJ-jq5rh  its about control. always has been. post ww2 there was a huge wealth increase for the middle class. our governments have spent the past 50 years trying to correct that and move back to a wealth distribution similar to 1880, where the wealthy factory owners had full control and all the peasants had to work 14 hour days while paying rent to those same factory owners who also owned all the real estate. this isnt hard to figure out, if you just read a couple books on economics and think critically about the news you hear.
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  46. and they rationalize this behaviour as "getting it out of their system" before getting married because after you get married youre not allowed to screw around anymore. As if that will stop them. If someone cheats on you before you get married, theyre gonna keep cheating after youre married.
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  47. hey, at least you had a fun childhood and college years. more than i will ever have. consider yourself lucky. my childhood and college sucked.
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  48. It will now that men are entering their soft guy era. Drizzle drizzle.
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  49. Im fine with paying for normal dates. You know, go to the beach, get some ice cream, or get a plate at a normal italian restaurant for 20 bucks. Im not paying to fly anyone to Costa Rica or Bali. I dont even want to go there myself. Dont like the hot climate. I'd take them on a canoe camping trip in Sweden for a week but somehow I surmise that would be too much work and not enough flair for this kind of person. They dont like camping, they like expensive hotels. Which is fine, they can pay for their own trip to Costa Rica and have a nice time with Juan Pedro and Enrique and I can go camping in Sweden without another living soul around for miles.
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  50. How about no alimony or child support in no fault divorce? If you did nothing wrong, why should you have to pay a woman that wants to leave you? The rules about these payments were set up when no fault divorce was not a thing. Then no fault divorce became a thing but the payments were never revisited.
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