Comments by "clray123" (@clray123) on "Daily Dose Of Internet" channel.

  1. At the very least they knew they were on camera.
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  2.  @jesuscazares3201  now repeat after me: MONKEEES
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  3. "Kthxbye, I'm a river boat now." -- Puerto Rican bridge, 2022
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  4. I didn't realize my shlong ran on liquid nitrogen.
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  5. - Jeff, aya? - Mreow.
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  6. Mask climbing must be the next level of idiocy.
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  7.  @Dynamight_01  You are confusing phobia with knowledge.
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  8. It will be over just like the flu is over... So what you probably meant "when stupid people stop passing idiotic covid laws", which might take a while given how many make money off it.
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  9. The ski lift experience brings a new meaning to the saying "freezing my balls off".
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  10. Look at it another way - he became one with pizza he loved so much.
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  11. How to set your dog on fire / make a hot dog.
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  12. They reminded me of a bunch of covidians in a small space.
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  13. How about a squeaky dog toy? Would that please you?
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  14.  @AxolotlQueen  that's what she said hurr hurr
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  15. The starch (sweetened) water is called "kissel" and is a cheap dessert you can buy in powdered form in Europe. But probably someone is making good money with it by selling it as "thick water" to stupid people.
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  16.  @notrecyborg5492  Yes, generally speaking different people have different priorities in life and it's a mistake to try to convert other people into model citizens. Outcasts have their reasons for disapproving organized society, and one of those reasons is probably the society trying to forcibly remove some of their "freedoms", "for their own good". After two years of the "pandemic" it should be really quite relatable.
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  17.  @notrecyborg5492  I don't think many are choosing that lifestyle in the first place, but once it is obtained they do make a conscious choice in favor of it and against the alternative (which actually requires more effort and sacrifice than continuing to be a bum).
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  18. It also emphasized the importance of fake and gay.
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  19. The elephant behaved like Panda from the Panda cheese commercial.
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  20. I think the arsonist already had known before he did it.
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  21. They should have done DNA analysis on the "milk" to determine the true owner.
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  22. She is both stronger and yellower than most people.
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  23. It's either that or maybe you are just dumber than the cat, choose which one is more likely.
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  24. "Bear with me while I bear a bear," said the bear bearing bear.
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  25.  @pewneko  You mean the snowflake writer.
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  26. Except that it also makes a hell lot of a noise.
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  27.  @AlphaQHard Unemployed, yes. Like me, hardly.
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  28.  @cheesetomeetyou  because being a humorless dick is not the best way to keep a job in any context
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