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  1. She can teach a lot of TED Talk presenters to immediately get to the point.
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  2. Josh was killin' it. Give him a late night show on another network so he and Seth can have an old-fashioned Late Nite war.
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  3. Can't beat a PowerPoint presentation. Unless you're OK Go.
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  4. Thank god for the extroverted female. And this TED Talk.
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  5. Keke is a top tier intelligent, but hasn't surrendered her essence. VERY engaging.
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  6. This girl could single-handedly bring back variety shows.
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  7. Amber is really good. She should get her own show. W H A T ?
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  8. Look for it. So many times there's a moment after a rescue, the animal will look back. Maybe that's their 'thank you'. But the point is... they look.
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  9. Jerry giving us such a detailed analysis of his work almost feels like a magician letting us see behind the curtain.
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  10. If we still have a democracy in 10 years, it will be because of people like Griffin who won't flinch to point out the Emperor has no clothes.
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  11. He signed the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act. No, wait that was Obama. He had a female Secretary of State. No, wait that was Obama. He nominated two women to the Supreme Court. No, wait...
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  12. The writers. The graphics department. Even Wally. Seth spreads the success around. And every other show still wonders how they can be as good as Seth and Co.
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  13. Tiffany was fittin' to jump up.
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  14. Ya can't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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  15. So we still beep 'hole', but not 'ass'. Huh.
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  16. Someday we'll have the technology to put these clips IN ORDER.
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  17. "There is no true genius without a touch of madness." -Robin Williams
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  18. "The failing SNL..." said the one-term president that was impeached twice.
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  19. Meyers is the only one who could get away with such an extended pantomime.
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  20. Just let Michael Keaton do anything he wants. We'll all be glad he did.
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  21. "Two things, Potter; I have no idea what spell you are chanting. And two... That's not a wand."
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  22. 6 minutes in and this is already my favorite Vice story.
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  23. Amber, thanks for keeping me hip on the pop.
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  24. D'arcy is absolutely the complete package.
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  25. Only 1% of the natives remain from the most extreme genocide history has ever seen.
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  26. When the Pope talks about science and 'Mother Earth', you know we are in trouble.
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  27. 'black-ish' is fulfilling and good entertainment, but they are not using even a tenth of Tracee's capability.
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  28. If you watch TED Talks, you learn that EVERYONE can teach you something.
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  29. Tissues for Single's Day? I know there's a joke here somewhere...
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  30. Almost cried. I love "Kind of Story..." ever since 'Grandma strangles Bobcat' ( the very first "Kind...")
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  31. Incorporates all three aspects of the TED letters; Technology, Entertainment, and Design. Really good Talk.
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  32. How weird that we live in a time that 'hole' gets bleeped, but 'ass' does not.
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  33. Next Administration, appoint her Surgeon General. This 14-year-old is more qualified than any current Cabinet secretaries.
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  34. Wow. A charming, self-effacing award-winning actress who is also a renowned writer. The perfect guest. This is The Kind of Story We Need Right Now.
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  35. Didn't know how much I missed Seth interviewing engaging people.
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  36. Talking points to have handy; "I've never met an intelligent racist." "What language do you speak? English? Not Amurican?" "When you take a DNA test does it say you're native American?"
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  37. Holy cow. The Black-ish writers are really holding her back. She has SO much more range! C'mon! Let her cut loose in an episode.
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  38. This may have all been improvised. And you realize Kenan doesn't need SNL. SNL needs Kenan.
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  39. Devastating. Wanda makes me laugh out loud, and I'm a tough crowd. And is she getting younger? She hasn't visibly aged in 30 years.
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  40. 16 minutes. Based on substance from earlier that day. Once again, Seth's team sets the bar even higher.
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  41. Meyers has probably set the historical record for a 'tight ten' about having kids.
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  42. I applauded at home, Amber. You are single-handedly keeping television alive.
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  43. Teachers take note of this presentation style.
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  44. The midway free-for-all made this the best "... Can't Tell" ever. Was hoping to see Seth put his elbow in pickle juice.
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  45. This is why I subscribe. TED is a window to things we should know. Beautiful.
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  46. Really? I've seen plenty with 6 white males. Was that not enough for you?
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  47. We ALL got lucky you took on Jeff.
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  48. This shouldn't work. But it does.
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  49. Gets the point across in an undeniable fashion.
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  50. Profound. Powerful. If America could have a Architect Laureate, I know who would have my blessing. He should do a TED Talk every 5 years.
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  51. How fortunate intersex is to have Emily as a spokes... person. She is poised and matter-of-fact. Before this, I was unaware of the prevalence of intersex.
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  52. Every generation should have a Michael Keaton.
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  53. A young black female doctorate... I wonder how the 7-year-old trolls are going to react to this.
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  54. This comedian is next-generation comedy. I can't wait.
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  55. Daniel is a good interview. Al is zany, unpredictable and time flies by. The two are a historical moment. I haven't had the patience to watch a movie in years. But this is one of those moments.
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  56. Wanted to do some self-fin'.
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  57. The first half almost seems like dark humor drawing you in. Then you hit the brutal middle. This is a Talk that EVERYONE, man and woman, should see about the 'business' of life.
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  58. I could trust a CEO that speaks candidly about competitors.
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  59. It is hard to believe she is recreating some of the sounds she does. She encapsulates the "E" and "D" in the TED mission. And she gives us a part of the world we have never seen. Before it is gone.
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  60. I'm telling you, Scenes We'd Like To See is a public service.
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  61. Maybe one of the top ten Talks. And this by a history maker.
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  62. Okay, everybody clean up and be nice. Sandra Oh is alive in our timeline.
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  63. How are the Meyers as guests more engaging than a starlet?
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  64. T Technology E Entertainment D Design Checks all the blocks elegantly. A mesmerizing, yet painfully understated representation of an often misunderstood icon. Someday... I must go.
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  65. She is a great interview. And a devastating talent. How lucky for us she is young and has so many projects ahead.
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  66. I love that Meyers dares to plumb the depths beyond the vapid celebrities.
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  67. Lots of guts for Seth to give his writers so much airtime. But THIS is what makes it a great show. Dina does a really good Russian accent. Good sketch too.
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  68. For those whose ages aren't in the triple digits... Seth and Wally called back an old Johnny Carson/Ed McMahon bit at 1:40.
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  69. +Mulch Diggums Hey... I see you've never created content, funny or otherwise. Tell us more about your expertise in this field.
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  70. Heed the words of those who have suffered greatly. Perhaps they come back with a profound appreciation of what we take for granted. And in that moment we can be reborn.
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  71. "Facts have a well-known liberal bias..."
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  72. A TED Talk rarely happens that I want to see again, like this one. Either way, I won't be able to forget this.
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  73. '...and beach-body ready!'
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  74. Everything about this makes me see Paulson for the first time. Her range from Tripp to Karen is eerie. No one reaches anywhere near her capability.
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  75. The number of thumbs-down for this clearly shows there are people who are fine with Fake News.
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  76. Mrs. Wen raised a gutsy kid. Sometimes it only takes one person to make a difference. Sometimes you are that one person.
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  77. I'd like to see an actual show Ed proposes... that makes simple tasty food.
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  78. Amazing how many say they are 'Pro-life'... up until the second you are actually alive.
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  79. Why is the Sedaris family not a dynasty?
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  80. A passionate speaker lays bare a topic long glossed-over. I had forgotten until this video about the time I bought a dozen books for kids who were economically left out from a book fair. Later I was told they even took their books out to recess to read 'their own book'. Years later it destroys me to remember it. This video will be a periodic mandatory viewing for me, now a Parent-Teacher org. president. Where will you and your kid be years later?
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  81. I feel so lucky to be living in the era of Tina Fey, there is and has never been anyone like her.
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  82. Bryant is comfort that middle America can still be funny and engaging.
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  83. Kind of a new direction for TED Talks. I like it.
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  84. If you watch this at 1.6x speed, you're done in 5minutes and still don't miss a word.
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  85. The Star Trek joke was everything. I mean, EVERYTHING. And the callback made me laugh the hardest today. Make it so.
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  86. Unless you're rich. They don't pay taxes. Ask the president.
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  87. Any day now they will begin rounding up intellectuals and desecrating ancient art.
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  88. So many important points. And so well presented. And still the 7-year-old boys hate. But don't know why.
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  89. C'mon, Meyers. You broke the mold again. Aren't you tired of winning?
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  90. Not a Pete fan, but I don't think anyone can generate laughter as easily as him.
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  91. "Under Trump, American troops are still restricted from ground combat..." Trump doesn't want to get the blame for US boys and girls deaths downrange. And armament manufacturers welcome the stock turnover.
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  92. If you opted to 'thumbs-down', may I ask why you oppose a speaker who had three relatives killed by someone who baselessly feared killings?
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  93. Whether you hate Vice for no good reason or not, it is looking out for you.
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  94. Didn't realize we needed a Dr. Tyson of math... until now.
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  95. Chelsea has everything needed for this chair AND poise. Her analysis/interpretation is razor sharp. And we know she can sustain this for the long haul.
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  96. Fortunately you are flawless and without judgment?
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  97.  @SmallSpoonBrigade  "This channel doesn't have any content"
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  98. The audience wasn't miked here.
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  99. whoa I hope I remember this talk for a long time.
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  100. "Huh. Black Muslim female. Better downvote her without watching the video." (7-year-old troll)
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  101. Nah. Seth.
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  102. Always an amazing interview. Azaria is a tornado of talent.
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  103. How the hell does Paula not have her own show of some sort?
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  104. I love that Seth's writers say "It's never been done? Well, let's give it a try!"
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  105.  @JT-xj1pg  You didn't say he was wrong... komrad.
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  106. They didn't ask us to change their world.
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  107. I know it adds a lot of 'walking over' time, but thanks for including the clips.
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  108. I am accustomed to TED Talks providing a solution after presenting a dilemma.
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  109. Hooboy. You spelled 'progressive' wrong. In two different ways. This is the textbook definition of 'irony' if you're scoring at home.
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  110. Dara's laughing, Ed's laughing, the audience is laughing... what's your deal?
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  111. Let it go. I here they're doing some wonderful work at the Trump Foundation settling his lawsuits... Oh. Did you want to draw attention AWAY from that?
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  112. Beautiful thing about robots is they don't see color or gender when serving.
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  113. If your sensibility is anything like Phoebe's... write! Right now! Write!
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  114. If your conservative friends say that America is not a democracy, agree with them. Then ask them to look up the definition of plutocracy.
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  115. This. This is why I subscribe to TED Talks.
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  116. "If you know you are isolated, that means you are not isolated". True, but my brain is still grinding away on that.
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  117. Brilliant, Jenny. I love it when a flan comes together.
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  118. I like all the TED Talks, but it's nice to see it get back to its premise.
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  119. You forgot that dogs don't do poems.  Ease up, there, Rex Reed.
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  120. Wish Rachel was more famous so we could have that energy more often.
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  121. Can't wait to hear your anti-capitalist rant... from your iPhone.
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  122. Lily seems like the most centered, comfortable entity I've ever seen. Not even a close second. I need to try to emulate that a bit.
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  123. Amber makes me laugh while feeling bad about it.
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  124. "My touch, my feel"? Like your Trump University 'touch'? Your Stormy Daniels 'feel'?
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  125. I love a passionate speaker.
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  126. I need 'A Closer Look', but I love 'Back In My Day'.
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  127. Is Rebel not the perfect guest?
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  128. Hold still, I have to fit you for a Corrections coffin.
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  129. Where does Tiffany get this endless enthusiasm.
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  130. Hard to debate... that. Also, look up the definition of 'genocide'. God, you're an embarrassment.
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  131. Jenny has finally hit her stride. Make Seth post clips here after EVERY show.
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  132. What the hell was that. And how can I get a multi-pack.
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  133. Good sketch when even the extras are having a hard time keeping a straight face.
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  134. You'll never know how badly we needed new Scenes We'd Like To See.
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  135. I don't know anybody else that could have carried off the sweetness and gravity of this interview.
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  136. An inspiring and necessary talk... but I'm glad for YouTube's Speed control.
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  137. That 'non-sense' pulled children out of factories, gave you clean water, and is trying to keep the internet open, Russia-bot. SJWs complain. You are complaining. Ergo...
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  138. Nope. Universal health care works everywhere EXCEPT here. Funny...
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  139. "Great job, guys. Now go clean out your locker." Yeah, Syd looks thrilled here.
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  140. "All players will stand for the anthem when the anthem stands for all players." Woo. Who are you standing for, Jerry Jones?
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  141. Ask your conservative friends how eight islands in the Pacific disappeared last year; islands that didn't 'erode' away- they are still intact... under water.
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  142. About the 7:30 mark, I knew Amber would have to make an appearance.
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  143. Brian owes a lot to Stewart, Letterman, and Oliver, et al.
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  144. A million years of reproduction and we have to wait 'til 2018 to understand things like this.
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  145. The fact that Kim Kardashian is a household name and Ali Wentworth is not... is what is holding America back from being the greatest society ever.
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  146.  @davidwouldntyouliketoknow2166  One where people are allowed to have differing opinions. You?
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  147. I fell out of watching Sunday Morning a couple years. But it came and found me. Thank you.
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  148. Ed reminds it's more than just punchlines.
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  149. I commend her for making such a neurotic character so lovable. I just wanna hug he, protect her, and give her chocolate.
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  150. But we'll see you whining on the next video too, right?
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  151. Okay. I understand you now.
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  152. So you're saying he never promised to represent anyone?
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  153. Hey, kids, if you're wondering what Monty Python was like, it was a lot like this.
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  154. I've got an even better idea! Whine elsewhere.
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  155. Read a paragraph. Pause. Contemplate. Repeat.
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  156. I have no idea how this can work. But it ain't about me. They are happy. Clearly happy. But I'm happy about that too.
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  157. And let the hate of 7-year-old boys begiiiiin... NOW I've learned the haters haven't even seen the presentations.
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  158. Would have been okay with that going twice as long. Come back any time, Meyereses.
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  159. Answer; We knew we'd have the worst leader ever someday, so we decided to get it out of the way now.
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  160. Sometimes I have to get halfway through a TED Talk to understand why I need to see it.
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  161. ROTFLYSST.  Awright.  Here we go.
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  162. There are nearly 8 billion people on a planet suited to sustain 2 billion.  Abortion would not even be an issue if contraception were safe and widely available.  So you should be asking yourself... why isn't it?
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  163. All TED Talks should be like this; relatable and light-hearted. I wouldn't even mind if Mandë did them all.
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  164. Nah. Lots of great Meyers sketches. But these never seem to land.
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  165. I don't know another program that could do this. Thank you, Seth. And Company.
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  166. I'm not a sport guy. But I'm less than an hour from Seattle. Nice to see a prominent figure inspiring people. Pleased to meet you, Mr. Wilson.
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  167. Lots of shows are presenting good sketches. Seth and Co. are going the extra mile. And sometimes never coming back.
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  168. That's a fast 11 minutes. Love when Seth interviews friends.
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  169. Hollywood needs more real people like Leslie Jones and Jennifer Lawrence. Others?
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  170. Possibly the most appealing guest ever on Seth.
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  171. Thank you, Dina. Welcome aboard.
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  172. Has no one pointed out to them that their dad is a character in a Marvel film?
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  173. To quash the conspiracy, ask what the logical outcome is? 'Bill Gates is tracking you. Now... um... um..."
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  174. Yes. I miss the gadget videos. But if not for these, I never would have know the anguish of those suffering in silence. And knowing is the beginning of understanding, of action. I would put this among my top ten most-powerful TED videos.
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  175. If we didn't expand our mind first, we never would have left the cave.
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  176. Intro men; 3  Extro men; 5.5  Intro women 3  Extro women; 7.5 As I recall.
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  177. Your intellect would have to be in the upper three-digits to do something like this.
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  178. Quinta is the funniest understated guest I've seen.
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  179. Darn. Ya just can't find right-wing media anywhere? Right?
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  180. The Honorable Congressman invokes "I think..." a lot. I'm not so sure he does. But the most chilling utterance is "...I think he was Jewish..."
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  181. Seth is becoming to go-to for amazing interviews.
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  182. Wait a second... you mean we're NOT great again?!!
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  183. I figured it out. Cecily is hilarious, but always understated. I don't know anybody else that can do that.
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  184. I have never met an intelligent racist.
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  185. Wells Fargo? This really dilutes your credibility, TED. Had to take back my automatic thumbs up.
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  186. TED Talks never stops surprising me.
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  187. Seth Meyers attracts and showcases the best talent in television history.
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  188. Every... EVERY late night interview should carry on this way.
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  189. Very helpful. Stuff the channel should have linked to.
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  190. Thanks, Russia bot!
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  191. Not a legendary offering... but thank god a new one.
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  192. Hilarious. Talented. Gorgeous. It's dangerous for me to gaze directly upon Ellie.
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  193. Holy cow. This guy might stop recidivism in our lifetime.
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  194. Aww, were you triggered, snowflake? Is life REALLY hard for you?
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  195. If Theron is this funny off-hand, you should get her into sketches.
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  196. And yet here you are.
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  197. Dude. She shattered the lens.
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  198. Tiffany is America's Little Sister.
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  199. I joke with the next generation about using implants. Because it's coming; they better get ready. edit; resistance is futile.
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  200. Taylor! TAYLOR!!!
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  201. Aaron is the new style of storyteller over punchline machine. I think that is a better presentation.
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  202. Sykes. Handler. Silverman. I would be hard-pressed to decide among them. But Sarah's interview strengths are clear here.
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  203. Someday we'll have the technology to post interview segments in order.
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  204. 1st minute; 'who are these people?' 2nd; 'Huh, that's something you don't often see often'. 3rd; 'Whoa, better keep an eye on this group!'
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  205. Uh, you're the one that seems all pissed off.
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  206. You think there is no problem?
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  207. Jen has come so far with such grace. And we've been privileged to witness every step.
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  208. If you perceive it that way.
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  209. Wait. Graham Norton gets 16 minutes... and this news firework gets 8?! Come on.
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  210. "Here's your Emmy, Ms. Ruffin."
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  211. I love 'Indian' tacos, but I would be willing to try camas root (my region). Don't fear Critical Race 'Theory'. If we are teaching acceptance, it is for all. Nice Talk. Big scope, upbeat.
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  212. I want 'Get outta here' to become Seth's new catchphrase.
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  213. For dismissing Vice, you sure are fighting them a lot.
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  214. Three women on stage at the same time. That sound your hear is 7-year-old boy trolls heads exploding as they watch the end of this video.
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  215. Protecting his two while daughters undermining democracy for them.
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  216. No, you are a Russian bot account.
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  217. Do us all a favor and go back to Spongebob Squarepants.
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  218. Ed Byrne is the panelist you hate to love. But you do.
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  219. Rarely does something on YouTube make me laugh out loud. Good job, guys.
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  220. Not exactly in keeping with TED Talks mission statement. But I don't know where else I'm going to hear powerful first-person testimony like this.
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  221. I'll buy that for a dollar.
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  222.  @guillermon5152  whaaaaa...
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  223. ...new Scenes We'd Like To See content. This is the most welcome offer to my recommendations.
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  224. "Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist" is leaking out into the world.
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  225. 95% of everything they said was improvised. When she wraps with '...drugs', being an improviser, I understand.
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  226. I would have been okay with that going another 10 minutes.
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  227. The 7-year-old boy trolls are taking over. Girls don't like them and they don't know why.
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  228. Dylan Fairbairn If it was yours, that'd be hilarious.
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  229. How the hell can this be so understated and so hilarious. Seth's mastery of extemporaneous arrangement is unparalleled. It's like your smart group of friends were given a tv show.
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  230. Malcolm's wife doesn't even have a Dutch accent anymore!
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  231. We need Mike 'Birbiggle' to show up every few weeks just to jab Seth.
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  232. Just as Carson appeared on Letterman and passed the torch, you just witnessed Letterman passing a richly deserved torch to Meyers.
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  233. Anybody who has hung in on improv knows it gives you powerful tools. Tools the rest of the court will lack.
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  234. So... Fred is making this up as he goes?
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  235. Thanks for the perspective from your one-week-old account.
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  236. The nice thing about Hugh's telling a joke is that I know I'll have time to pair my headphones while he stands there.
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  237. PITCH: Tracee just rants on Zoom. First episode; toilet paper, just toilet paper. I always look forward to Tracee interviews, I know she's going to be everywhere and spectacular.
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  238. Seems like including the clip would have been a GOOD idea.
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  239. Allison doing comedy is the reason this universe was created.
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  240. Welcome back, Jamie.
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  241. I don't understand the thumbs-down.  Did she lie about her opinions? And this on the same day John Oliver covers the ceaseless attack of women online by faceless juveniles.
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  242. How old are you?
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  243. Lots of TED VR presentations, but I think this will be the one to kick start the mainstream.
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  244. The unrelenting claim of the immature. Check up on real comics.
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  245. The Marines lost on technique; what was that hopping style?
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  246. I'm not gettin' the title, TED.
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  247. And... yet... here you are.
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  248. Thumbs up for John engaging an audient and getting EXACTLY the humorous response he expected.
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  249. His milkshake brings all the seamen to the 'Yar".
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  250. Yes, we do Russia bot.
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  251. My kid watches Taskmaster. I watch Mock the Week. Nailed it, Seth.
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  252. "...and everybody agreed, it was the best Christmas ever."
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  253. Thing is, the comedians were laughing. You should fixate on why women ignore you instead.
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  254. "Russia"? Really?
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  255. Thank you for the closed captioning.
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  256. I laughed at Fewer Panda more than the crew did.
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  257. Well, anyone who takes the effort to watch a video, then comment on it. Unless you are a Russian bot?
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  258. Then you are smarter than people who deny they are stupid.
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  259. Do a lot of stand-up yourself?
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  260. Awaiting your worldwide acclaim...
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  261. Huh. Shoes didn't show up at all in the description. Are you sure you subscribed for the right reason?
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  262. Huh. The prior generation resenting the current. How refreshing...
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  263. The best writers. No doubt.
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  264. Talented, visionary, funny, and beautiful.
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  265. Why?
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  266. That's right. I used to think Kerry was America's little sister. Glad she is back in the spotlight.
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  267. What other rules would you like to impose on others? Hopefully not your spelling and punctuation...
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  268. Saw her twice on Letterman with the "that's hot" voice and a brilliant intellectual voice. That range made me a believer.
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  269. Astonishingly simple. How has this not already been implemented...
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  270. Oh, Jesus Christ. That has already been said half-a-dozen times. Are you suffering as bad as them?
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  271. "Won't you come home, ol' Barry? Won't you come home..."
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  272. I'd tune in just to watch Seth fall apart for an entire minute. Well...
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  273. SUPER-talented, sharp, cute, and now with even longer hair. Yer killin' me Tina.
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  274. Seth must have broken a record for the number of impersonations here.
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  275. Covfefe.
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  276. But social injustice does?
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  277. I'm I supposed to have a big silly grin on my face the whole time Rachel's on screen?
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  278. I'd put Tim in my top ten of SNL performers.
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  279. You must not have watched the video. That was her exact point.
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  280. You would not be uploading your mind, you would be uploading data. Furthermore, that dataset would would be the version of you from that second. We'll never know if that data version of you can learn and interpret as you really would.
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  281. Forgot how engaging Lilly is. And now that the debut jitters have smoothed out, time to check her out again.
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  282. Hey, God says thanks for your judgment. Now go outside and play.
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  283. What percent of it was a joke?  What percent of it was subjugation?
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  284. Does your 'mainstream media' cover climate? Citizens United? Net neutrality? There is no mainstream media anymore. Tune in to freespeech.org
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  285. I have waited so long for an interview to be so exhilarating. Like only Tina could.
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  286. Was the spotlight operator having a stroke over words that were arbitrarily determined to be taboo?
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  287. For others who don't understand, it's the sense of accomplishment. Like a made bed or an empty kitchen sink. Thank you, Steph.
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  288. Everybody was enjoying this, Seth, the Audience and... LUTZ! Rightfully so.
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  289. Whether 'climate change' is real or not has nothing to do with this. Ask yourself, were there earthquakes before temperatures rose? A thinking person will say, yes, of course.
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  290. How many of your family was tortured, killed? Your account didn't exist until three months ago. You are a bot.
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  291. How come you Russian bots are using Latino names? Think that throws us off? Nyet.
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  292. U R a bot
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  293. Gabrielle may be the most beautiful woman in the world. We are lucky that she is also talented, smart, funny, and warm.
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  294. Still finding new ground in late night comedy.
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  295. A Goldblum interview is an adventure that is always just about to go off the rails. He is my favorite actor.
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  296. I know she's got a scandal or two, but still I have always leaned toward liking her.
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  297. @PsySwitch1983 Where in this presentation did you get that? 80% of prisoners are men. And how successful have male -controlled prisons fared?
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  298. Crazy hilarious. Time to audition their mom for Martha Stewart sketches.
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  299. r u serious Corden got...
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  300. Could someone pls explain Josh's 'Chang, 2:15, 2:45' joke?
    9
  301. ...OR you could expand your mind to include dry humor.
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  302. Huh. The obvious sequel to Schoolhouse Rock. You guys might be on to something here...
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  303. New... new episodes of Mock? I think we're going to be okay...
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  304. And yet here you are. Blame everyone else for your problems.
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  305. In full... dress... blues.
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  306. How does Late Night Social Media director not see the need to post these IN ORDER?!!
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  307. Senior White House Correspondent RETURNS!... and she really liked the saucy bits.
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  308. I think this may have been the most amazing footage ever to come from Top Gear. Poor James. For backseat beds, I'll keep my deVille. 6½' wide. It cradled me in the remote turn-offs of my trans-American trip.
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  309. See, there's a reason these need to be posted in order. Seth, are you having trouble hanging on to social media consultants?
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  310. This was very helpful. Sheryl Crow went through a phase where she sued everyone using her songs. Ya never hear her songs anymore now.
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  311. Dara stepped right on it.
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  312. I want this to be a recurring piece just for Meyer's ad libs and putting his writers on the spot. They better have some improv experience in their background.
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  313. A passionate speaker on an important subject; this is where TED is essential.
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  314. Finally feel like I've seen the real SamJax.
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  315. Then you missed the core message of TED and progression.
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  316. Okay, Seth. The time has come. Have your writers choose the one joke they collectively love that you kiboshed.
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  317. What a great engaging guest. I already liked Maddow, but to see her in unguarded moments...
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  318. Seth caught Scollins off-guard with an ad-lib at the end. The Emmy mention was probably not in the script.
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  319. Don't we just hate all intelligent women?
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  320. Everything's twice as expensive in Alaska.
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  321. It's like Christmas when I find a new SWLTS.
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  322. Sometimes she is too edgy for me. But I still adore her. She is one of a kind.
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  323. A clip show. But somehow still quality Seth programming.
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  324. Thanks for your input, Russiabot!
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  325. So you're fine with China helping African countries building infrastructure. And you think we have no obligation to Iraq after wiping out 100000 civilians? I'm sure Congress will be thrilled to hear you say don't protect Israel...
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  326. Jive Wire & TRAILER TRASH MESSIAH I'll take her radiant beauty over your divisive ugliness. At least one of you is a Russian bot anyhow.
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  327. U R a Russian bot.
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  328. Who else covered this angle? Was it hard to find what you wanted elsewhere?
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  329. Some of these women are incarcerated because they are trying to support families. Do you hate families?
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  330. But... what about... his... legacyah never mind.
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  331. That's my Seth; redefining talks shows. Cool segment.
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  332. More of that hard in-depth coverage we've come to expect from Seth & Co.
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  333. Might be the best thing on late night OR comedy altogether.
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  334. + regular_max Nobody? Yes, some did. You envy them?
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  335. Aubrey has always been fun to watch, but now her humor seems more developed and more grounded.
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  336. If you want to know how to get anything clean... ask a Marine.
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  337. Huh. A lot of people seem to disagree with you. Guess you better give up your job as a critic.
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  338. Thank you for posting the show clips in order.
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  339. Not uproarious material, but definitely relatable and likeable. Would like to see more.
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  340. Dennis would make a fearsome Bond villian.
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  341. I love Handel's Messiah, but I think Daria just made Handel my favorite composer.
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  342.  @TheWitchOvAgnesi  How 'bout now? 100000 dead, 36million unemployed...
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  343. If you don't have Theron in your action movie, well, I don't see the point.
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  344. Dot, does that mean if your mother comes in I should not screen her for sickle-cell anemia? Hypertension?
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  345. I have to keep reminding myself; the 'E' is for Entertainment, the 'E' is for Entertainment, the 'E' is for Entertainment. But I wish it stood for Education.
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  346. You are carrying a computer in your pocket that is more powerful than the computer that took man to the moon. Do you know anybody that has recently died from cancer? Cancer deaths are down substantially. People are getting Uber rides from autonomous cars. Private spacecraft are carrying out missions. You are already in the future.
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  347. Social sciences like psychology?  Like sociology?  As we progress what becomes science will progress as well.
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  348. Yeah, yeah.  Where's the full-length episode?
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  349. Nancy Giles is the only reason to own a television.
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  350. It has been a very long time since a TED Talk has made me sit rapt for its entirety. Well done, Ione. Number me among your army. I'm sure the seven-year-old boy trolls here will disagree.
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  351. Cool and effective use of TED. Just coincidentally a 13-year-old girl.
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  352. Furthermore, it helps to extrapolate medical history. Even in the case of a lesbian couple, a child might need a male perspective someday.
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  353. Keaton is always a great interview. We need a hundred more people like him now. A thousand.
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  354. Very gratifying to see Kerry nail it down here.
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  355. The non-overlapping cut was a classy touch. You are saying you are certain we are devoted watchers. You are right.
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  356. Glad the casting couch is going away. No way she'd put up with that.
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  357. In addition... Bradleys can create smoke screens by dumping fuel on the exhaust. BUT, it has a dozen smoke grenade launchers surrounding the vehicle that can hide the silhouette in as little as TWO seconds.
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  358. Thanks, Russian bot!
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  359. And where can we see some of your premium work?
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  360. For some WWE is art. Detractors, ask yourself what the E in TED stands for. And D.
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  361. EXCELLENT interview.
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  362. Wait... he drives a CAR?!!
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  363. Is it okay to say Rosie is adorable? I can't think of any other word that describes her as well. And to come from the disadvantage she had...
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  364. I'm starting to think this guy might be full of shit. Well... let's give him a chance.
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  365. Ah, would that it were. Emmys are for televised productions. Sadly, Corrections is strictly online.
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  366. How far back were your parents NOT American? Forget it, just tear down the Statue of Liberty, 'patriot'.
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  367. 12 minutes in before mentioning Hamas. So long as Hamas lives... how can you have peace?
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  368. Beautiful and funny. Alright, you lumps. Which joke here did Amy steal? Start thinking for yourself.
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  369. Your channel doesn't indicate a vast grasp of comedy.
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  370. I could watch all of these 'one-liner' sketches in order. Then start over again.
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  371. I don't always commit 12minutes to a TED Talk, but I do want to be a good storyteller. Kelly isn't just presenting... she is connecting.
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  372.  @evanjohnson7515  No. They marvel at his creativity and ingenuity. Improv; he is making it up on the spot based on the subject he didn't hear until just before he went onstage.
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  373. Jenny; gets a bony hand. Thinks, this could be a bit...
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  374. Billionaires aren't mainstream. Do you think THEY aren't affecting you also?
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  375. So good. And I can't put my finger on exactly how.
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  376. Absolutely the greatest Mock The Week clip ever.
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  377. Why are you here?
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  378. Huh. You don't like EVERYTHING? Huh.
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  379. Well, tell us everything you 'kinda' don't like. Must be an enormous list.
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  380. Got a feeling Jeff is gonna go full Leslie Jones at some point. Yeah, I said it. Swag. Pleased to meet you, Jeff.
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  381. Great to see the girls grow into such poise.
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  382. Facts have a well-known liberal bias.
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  383. Melissa got into a scandal her first SNL year so I was predisposed to not like her. She overcame that and went on to become my favorite performer. And her affirmations at the end... I felt it. I lost control of a single tear.
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  384. Jesus. I can't IMAGINE what it's like to please you fucking people.
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  385. The law was passed by 25 white men.
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  386. Huh. Dennis has range.
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  387. Nope. Don't pay for abortions. Just pay for the societal ills unwanted children create.
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  388. Never seen Seth tongue-tied before.
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  389. Cristin may be the incidental funniest actor I've ever seen. If she doesn't start writing her own films it will be a tragic loss to the world.
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  390. Waiting for class to start. A guy is seated at a table doing card tricks, he drops one in front of the table. I pick it up and say "is THIS your card"?
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  391. Wow. You have no idea what TED is for, do you?
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  392. How can it be that Tyler Perry is a millionaire, but we have never heard of Sarah Jones.  She is this generation's Robin Williams.
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  393. And here come the 7-year-old boy commenters...
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  394. Before you 'thumbs-down' this video... did you ever travel outside the US? Did you ever oppress someone else? Do you love America... but hate Americans?
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  395. Here's the deal... TED Talks shouldn't be something you 'kinda' want to hear. It should be something you NEED to hear. And if there are things here you close your mind against, then ALL of the Talks are wasted on you.
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  396. Rabbitrock Bush Does the world typically fail to meet your expectations?
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  397. And yet here you are.
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  398. Thank you for the sub-titles.
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  399. Gaffigan on Sunday Morning. Bravo.
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  400. Whew. You almost got enlightened. Close call!
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  401. You were doing great, important work. Until Oz. Then I bailed.
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  402. Golly. You must really think you are smarter than everyone.
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  403. What does that have to do with this video? Why are all of your made-up problems someone else's fault?
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  404. Ohhhh. THAT'S her name.
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  405. Amanpour - arguably the all-time greatest journalist, AND on the scene.
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  406. You can vote Union reps out. You can't do that for CEOs.
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  407. Strangely the Trumpettes are silent... one year too late.
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  408. I grew up in the '60 of Black Power and 'Black is Beautiful'. I still get a charge out of a big beautiful 'fro.
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  409. So. Tracee. You're single... 🖐
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  410. Thank you for posting in order and providing captions.
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  411. Waited 4½ years to see this. I'm almost as proud as John and Jenny.
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  412. Excellent use of TED. Love when I hear new things I couldn't hear anywhere else.
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  413. Welp, better go back to your children working 11 hours shifts 6 days a week in unsafe settings... RUSSIABOT.
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  414. This commenter's account is only a few hours old and probably a Russian provocateur.
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  415. How can such a gentle spirit be so inspirational.
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  416. Oh, I'm sure you're hilarious, right?
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  417. Great overview of the Portlandia era. But then I realize how distressing it is that it is wrapping up.
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  418. So if something doesn't solve all of our problems the first day... ? The Wright Bros. flew less than a 1000'. Useless, right? The byproduct of petroleum is flammable, better pour it in a ditch (we did). If you ask a girl out she might say no. Better stay in the cave...
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  419. Soul Plane was a good movie; humorous, but aslo meaningful. And how is Hart, a comedian, a better influence on children than the president?
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  420. Not blown away by Forte, but he has got to be the nicest SNL cast member ever.
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  421.  @ernestogarcia2522  They marvel at his creativity and ingenuity. We got that. Someday you might... if you don't suppress it.
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  422. A very engaged speaker. Loves her job. And I wonder why the tech was not immediately fielded for education's sake.
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  423. Only in the Northwest. Sheesh.
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  424. Uhhh... why would you ignore peaceful protesters being run down?
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  425.  @_Everyone__  "This channel has no videos." Please... tell us more about great videos, Russiabot.
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  426. Umm... did you watch the video?
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  427. (...somebody is auditioning to be on Seth's writing staff...)
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  428. We as a species need another 67 Tracee Ellis Rosses.
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  429. What's the problem, it'll be gone by AprilEasterMemorialDaySummerArmageddon.
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  430. This talk comes perilously close to being a stand-up routine, but like the best TEDtalks, it offers a startling simple and elegant solution.
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  431. How soon will we see Larry and Hilary as the Bidens?
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  432. "Part Three..." has an 'inaccuracy'.
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  433. Careful, Billy. Trump will tweet it as true.
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  434. Much better; a Talk that is part wonder, part humor... all fascination.
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  435.  @filaphill  OR... we could do like the rest of the world does and TAKE CARE of our constituency.
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  436. Four lights all directly over his head. Makes ya think... hopefully about moving after the second time you are hit with a light.
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  437. Oh, for gods sakes, PLEASE post them in order.
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  438. Someday the Southern states will re-discover dignity. Until then...
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  439. Hannah is the only person I know that is TOO MUCH woman. I am constantly distracted by how beautiful, how tall, how talented, how alive she is.
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  440. Margaret, I like the cut of your jib.
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  441. Love to meet the writers. Kudos to Seth for having such a big tent.
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  442. PLEASE... POST... THESE... IN... ORDER.
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  443. The 7-year-old troll commenters must love this.
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  444. "Welll... since a grrl didn't say it, I guess I like it." (7-year-old boy troll)
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  445. Yes, I was multi-tasking while this was playing and pausing often. Still it was mesmerizing, amazing, and eerily beautiful.
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  446. Either way, better oppress her just to be 'safe'.
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  447. Is there are speaker that would want this degree and duration of EXTREME CLOSE-UPS? Sheesh.
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  448. +mhtinla You are complaining about people complaining.
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  449. Cros Riiiiiiight.  I wonder if she's heard of you...
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  450. The Scandinavian countries disagree with you. See if we or they have lower recidivism rates.
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  451. Where's your stand-up?
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  452. I would love to hear your definition of 'intelligent'.
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  453. Why?
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  454. Finally... a video FOR the 7-year-old trolls.
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  455. And this is what they ALLOW us to know...
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  456. Uh... closed-captioning, guys? Please?
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  457. U R a bot.
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  458. For what? I'll bet the program is free.
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  459. Oh my God. Almost 5 minutes to get to the point. edit; and after 7-and-a-half minutes of analogies about traffic- instead of traffic, I'm out. C'mon, TED.
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  460. A simple presentation. But it has the potential to be one of the most powerful. I have a municipal interview tonight. Now I'm confident about ending with an anecdote.
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  461. Ooooh. You think you're edgy, don't you? Can't come up with ideas of your own?
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  462. You can tell Seth is good friends with Ike for how much he keeps ripping into him. And 'the Awesomes'.
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  463. This is incredible. I didn't even know where Bali was, but now I see it could be our Garden of Eden of the future.
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  464. Seems like we waited forever for this.
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  465. A bit I know I can give a 'thumbs-up' before I've even seen it.
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  466. And by 2050... we all better have a little Español in our hip pocket.
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  467. +Leather Pants Guy I'm a 56-year-old white dude that has been paid to make people laugh. After I wrote this I realized fittin' is actually fixin'. No only are you a fucking idiot, I can set you off easily. Sit down and shut up, Junior.
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  468. You assume they weren't. How old are you?
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  469. I looove how cons attack facts with raw emotion and assume they are making a compelling case.
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  470. You are a Chinese bot. Is your country so fragile that you need to attack other countries systems?
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  471. Sorry, Seth. It's pronounced 'fentanyl'. 🐺
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  472. Tina makes 6½ minutes just whip by.
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  473. Even if you're not a Pythonite, still a great guest.
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  474. The money is always paid out to goods and services. Unlike the rich that ship the money offshore.
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  475. CORRECTION; Help us out here, Seth. It's 'daylight saving time'. Not 'savings'.
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  476. Cheetos. Fritos. Doritos... Tostitos. Yeah. You got it.
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  477. Gutsy. Could have fixed it in post. But Seth isn't that self-obsessed.
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  478. Tell me... is the world a better place because of you? Or in spite of you, because nobody gives a damned.
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  479. Long haul. But worth every second. Kudos to the show for expanding talk shows a little more.
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  480. Somehow the beard makes him look... younger.
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  481. Doesn't Amber Ruffin fill in on Friday nights? There's room for both.
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  482. I refer to her as the Senior White House Correspondent.
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  483. Gutsy. I wondered if a show would ever be able to pull this off in context. And it was well over a minute.
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  484. First time I've seen Tyler Perry in action. Now I understand why he has an empire.
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  485. Thumbs down if you didn't watch the video!
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  486. Haven't caught Kroll on any programs, but it is clear why he is producing. The guy is a non-stop comedy generator.
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  487. PLEASE post them in order.
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  488. louie wallenberg Are you being sarcastic? Factory deaths have always been significant. And, yes, Frazier will have to represent them. It's obvious you won't.
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  489. +Cros I've heard of her several times... Your channel has no content.
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  490. The first color is not exactly random.  Notice he has her read 'Cobalt'.  Then tells her to color the horse.
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  491. Bases in Korea I get; they are still technically at war, Kim would love to invade S.Korea. China is always in a skirmish with Japan. But Germany? Why so much presence there?
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  492. What is this agenda you perceive?
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  493. Mike Tython So you are a liberal that mocks a black figure. Hmm... something doesn't wash here.
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  494. Reddit; the first website by kids- for kids!
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  495. 7-year-old boy trolls want TED to improve lives. Just not other's lives.
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  496. BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OVERDOSES?!! (...when are we gonna stop carrying water for pharmaceutical lobbyists and billionaires?)
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  497. Yes. '...to bad'.
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  498. Expected this to be a dull subject.  But thanks, Your Honor.
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  499.  @sugarnads  Bet they come up with wittier video titles than you have.
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  500. Lots of awesome facts presented in a relatable way.
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  501. They marvel at his creativity and ingenuity. Improv; he is making it up on the spot based on the subject he didn't hear until just before he went onstage.
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  502. Note; don't get stitches, then watch Seth. I know this now.
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  503. Ohhhhh. Truth about tragedy is now a political bias. Ohhhhh. How hard life must be for you.
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  504. I can't believe we had to wait well into the 21st Century to even ask the question.
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  505. There are very few TEDtalks I wish were longer. This is one.
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  506. Seth showing every other talk show how it should be done.
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  507. You should ask yourself... are you always angry?
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  508. I am entranced by her smooth voice. No surprise this 'female' would have a record premiere. Then I had to step outside of myself and realize this was accomplished by a black female. Dare we hope...
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  509. Did they have guest ghost the show and rip Brooks out of the writer's room?
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  510. Bias by asking questions? Are you at all familiar with 'journalism'?
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  511. -Scollins wore a tank top because he is actively pushing for a divorce. -Scollins wore a tank top because his mullet hasn't come in yet. -Scollins wore a tank top because he's afraid to smack his mother. Wild bit! Hilarious.
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  512. In my perfect universe, every woman would be like Tina.
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  513. How long have you lived here? They've been here thousands of years. They didn't change the environment. Your family did.
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  514. Got a feeling we're going to see this comedy combo again. Hope so.
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  515. Adored her since before 'The Jerk'. Graceful, talented, beautiful.
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  516. I have no interest in dancing at all. Except with her.
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  517. The willingness to try edgy material places Seth and Co. into the same lofty stratosphere as Letterman.
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  518. The question arises... is this a problem in states that have legalized marijuana?
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  519. I was not impressed with a dry Seth Meyers back on Weekend Update. But now with his extended rants, defiling talk show convention, and killer writing crew... Seth has saved us all.
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  520. The slides are random. The 'content' is made up on the spot once the improviser\'presenter' learns the subject.
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  521. And now it's time to give JEFF his own show.
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  522. We have no problem using a word for a bit of skin for the nose. For the elbow. But an essential reproductive organ? Nope. Doesn't exist.
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  523. "What are you wiring for, 220?" "Yeah, 220, 221."
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  524. 81 years of age. But this is the most scintillating interview I've ever seen.
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  525. I'm sure the Indians agree.
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  526. Mr Meyers, allow me to submit that you incorrectly 'tipped your hat'. Tugging at the brim can scarcely be considered a gentlemanly thing to do. Consider, if you will, the portrait of Babe Ruth (or Lou Gehrig) where he holds his cap aloft over his head. Hit a home run, Seth.
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  527. +CROUTONZZ Yeah, I got a feeling we can save the world without you.
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  528. Everybody else is laughing. What's your problem? Why don't you get some content, Russiabot, then come back.
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  529. Maybe it would help if Benedict Donald talked to the 'president of Puerto Rico' again.
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  530. Stick around. Your whining is hilarious.
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  531. If you want an American equivalent of a moment in history, see "1776". A musical, but drawn from the Congressional Record, personal letters and writings, family accounts, etc. Then read the book of the play, so many remarkable coincidences. You may know that Jefferson and Adams died on July 4th, 1826, fifty years to the day of independence. But in the play, Adams says about slavery "mark my words, if we give in on this, history will not forgive us". In real life, Adams said "mark my words, if we give in on this, history will not forgive us 100 years hence". Almost 100 years later the Civil War occurred.
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  532. What did she lie about, brand new Russian bot?
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  533. We have waited a long time for such a dynamic speaker with such an urgent message. Women are born managers, genetically pre-disposed to raise families. They are the brains to men's brawn. Is it any wonder why men repress them?
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  534. Gadzooks, a female! Better hate her just to be safe...
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  535. Wow. The Russian bots aren't even trying to hide anymore.
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  536.  @klop4228  Really? Then there are the rest of us...
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  537. Dunno, Seth. A little too Fallony.
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  538. Climate change doesn't care if you believe it or not.
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  539. What if... what if America were the model for women going forward.
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  540. Kiah! I've never come closer to wanting to nominate someone for a humanitarian award. I feel a lot better about donating my old prescriptions now.
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  541. The voice of the millenials. And funny.
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  542. A lot of SNL actors drift away. But Ana always seems to have work. You can see why.
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  543. Says the guy who has had this channel for 7 years... no videos.
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  544. Still lookin' for that gray area, huh, Seth? Well... I did laugh.
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  545. Love the directions that TED is taking.
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  546. That. Was... AMAZING
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  547. Show us your science degree, Russian bot.
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  548. Can we please get past the fad of side angle cuts?
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  549. I am an old guy. I might still get a tattoo. They remind to always carry the message.
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  550. "Make America Great Again!!!"... while the rest of the world laughs at your gullibility.
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  551. Or your ego-centrism.
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  552. Wish I could just subscribe to these.
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  553. Your life finally has meaning.
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  554. Wish the camera was locked down. Otherwise... this was a beautiful video.
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  555. It's as simple as this; I like girl-shaped girls.
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  556. Riiight. That'll solve ALL the problems. How 'bout you take your Teutonic seal back to the Motherland?
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  557. Uh... Alex, your lawyer admits you are a 'performance artist' 'playing a character'. One that divides America. How is that patriotic?
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  558. Have always liked Kathy. Hopefully we don't look back at her as the canary in the coal mine.
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  559. I REALLY shouldn't be watching this just before I go to sleep.
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  560. Not quite getting the hang of humor, Russiabot?
    4
  561. Or you can hop off the bandwagon.
    4
  562. Seth is comfortable with E V E R Y O N E.
    4
  563. A great story, and a great production.
    4
  564. Then why has he blessed the killing of 25 million?
    4
  565. Thank you for making it engaging and simple, Molly.
    4
  566. Purple. Purple freaking velvet blazer.
    4
  567. You assume they score themselves? What else do you falsely assume?
    4
  568. Fart jokes? FART jokes?!!
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  569. Darn, if only there were other channels you could take your daddy revenge out on.
    4
  570. Beautiful and funny. Alright, you lumps. Which joke here did Amy steal? Start thinking for yourself.
    4
  571. Oh, sure, they've got a sense of humor. Every time Trump says something super-offensive, he parries with 'I was joking, I was being sarcastic, I'll keep you in suspense', etc.
    4
  572. Heard of Zoë, never saw her work. But she is a precious, delightful person. Glad I will catch her in Party Down.
    4
  573. Ah. Every Meyers family segment will end with a bit. Even better.
    4
  574. The studio audience was eating out of Amber's hand. And I had a couple hints that her intellect is, like, off the charts. Stop holding it back, Amber!
    4
  575. Thumbs-down by Romanian hackers.
    3
  576. So many kids have one parent. What if a child could have three?
    3
  577. No idea who Brie Larson is. But she is quite poised and charming.
    3
  578. I think this is one of the most important TED Talks, maybe even top five. Suffering needn't be pointless. Let us share and learn.
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  579. Not Technology, not Design, and we certainly don't need Entertainment. But this is valuable Education.
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  580. C'mon. Get the timing down... 'guys'...
    3
  581. Hooboy... look at 5:08.  Then guess which color a girl normally picks, etc. Then ask yourself why he tells her what to color instead of just letting her color in the order she wishes?
    3
  582. Smooth and simple.  As an high functioning autistic, her findings and presentations could change the way I finally get study and work assigned to me and, therefore, allow me full field to succeed.
    3
  583. What's with the popping audio?
    3
  584. Can you guys upload the clips in order? Often the talent will reference something that doesn't happen until the next clip (...which is the prior clip?)
    3
  585. +Amadeus190890 ...said the bot that didn't have the guts to use his real name.
    3
  586. I still remember the most recent talk by Sarah and was astonished at her commitment to such a variety of characters.  Now to use it in this perspective makes a potentially tedious examination palatable.
    3
  587. "They're alive, dammit!"
    3
  588. See, Seth Meyer's social media expert, the Compton joke doesn't work if you show the clips out of order. You are carelessly diminishing the Seth Meyers approach.
    3
  589. "Smoking kills"? "Seat belts save lives"? Those warnings? Put a foot in the future.
    3
  590. +Eyesolato ...or Jackson Pollack?
    3
  591. "We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives." -Plan 9 from Outer Space Congrats on alternate views, TED.
    3
  592. This speaker's name is not in the title today. What will you do tomoro?
    3
  593. I hate hearing these stories.  But when they are told, I will listen. And wonder how we can stop genocides happening now.
    3
  594. How manly are you commenting in anonymity knowing you will never have an audience?
    3
  595. Rich, golden, effortless.
    3
  596. It is a parody of the Administration and conservative's perception that they can say anything they want, even if they know it is outlandish, and keep a straight face.
    3
  597. Something important easily explained. I need dis!
    3
  598. Allen... Carson... Letterman... Meyers.
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  599. Yes. Yes yes yes.
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  600. TWO problems solved.
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  601. Design. Design is the D in TED. Art is not randomly slapping colors around. If you feel something and can evoke something in others... THAT... is art.
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  602. Seems like we're having to wait longer between really great TED Talks.  But this one was worth it. I know there are advances that will change our lives.  I'd love to hear about them here.
    3
  603. And here come the 7-year-old trollboys. Emotionally secure men are not threatened by treating women equally. Do you dare ask yourself what you have done that you fear women?
    3
  604. Duplication. Delete.
    3
  605. I miss the Whoopi that did stand-up.
    3
  606. You wouldn't understand. So why leave the cave?
    3
  607. (...c'mon, c'mon, where's the companion piece to this...)
    3
  608. Love when Seth goes off on a memory tangent. Or two.
    3
  609. Gotcha. You stay in the cave and we'll improve the world without you. Social Justice Warriors complain. You are complaining. Ergo...
    3
  610. The first talk show bordering on slapstick. And, as the kids say, I'm here for it.
    3
  611. Seth... PLEASE... ask your social editor to post the YouTube videos in order. Please.
    3
  612. I think Whoopi is secretly Guinan. Not the other way around.
    3
  613. If not for Seth and crew, maybe John Oliver and Colbert, I think I would be outside now shrieking at the sky.
    3
  614. The comedian that came up with this should have been given credit. His voice is familiar...
    3
  615. Connelly may be the most beautiful woman on film, if not of all. The most beautiful thing... is that she doesn't know it.
    3
  616. And yet you are here.
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  617. Wow. I didn't know I needed that. Thank you, Representative McGovern.
    3
  618. ...and SIX times Commander Bond's death is announced in the film's London Times. Wouldn't ya get suspicious around the 3rd announcement?
    3
  619. Uh... lots of women are. But this one is funny.
    3
  620. Looking at your account, you certainly know 'fake'.
    3
  621. Weird bit. But Seth saves it. (weird...)
    3
  622. 20-to-1 odds you are a white male.
    3
  623. What is the partition at their feet for?
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  624. Leave him alone!!!
    3
  625. Why? Because someone told you to?
    3
  626. Tough times. Now add tough stories. I've never been as close to wanting to cry as I have listening to Leslie here.
    3
  627. Thanks! Buh-bye!
    3
  628. "Passenger or crew". Yes. I will be using that.
    3
  629. I love when a speaker gets emotionally invested in their presentation. They know they will make a difference.
    3
  630. Whoa, Sarah with the callback!
    3
  631. Aw, boo. Tell me where the progress touched you inappropriately.
    3
  632. Alex may be the perfect news anchor. Her energetic approach indicates she understands the story and the stakes.
    3
  633. Humor is truth reflected.
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  634. ( sigh ) Post clips in order, please.
    3
  635. You know what the "T" in TED stands for, right?
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  636. Not even Jeff's best stuff. But still time well spent.
    3
  637. Do any depth of research and you can see they are largely Russian bots. And 7-year-old boys that women will never even notice.
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  638.  @DoYouHaveCRPS  Yes. Because she didn't treat the patient like a specimen.
    3
  639. In the "Show more" it says Nov11.
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  640. If they are named after what they carry... "Mikey the Shoe"?
    3
  641. You are the arbiter of funny, huh? Where are YOUR videos, genius?
    3
  642. The Fearsome Threesome. Just give these guys a dashboard hula girl and a beer pong table.
    3
  643. "Ten seconds to air, Seth." "Oh. I'm gonna walk into the audience at some point."
    3
  644. Mr. Haas seems quite emotional about this topic. Is this the first time Haiti's rebuilding has been covered by TED? Thx to TED for putting cmcls after and striving for new ones.
    3
  645. Shame on her for caring about your well-being, Vladdie.
    3
  646. #youknowme
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  647. Tell me what other show are you gonna get this inside glimpse.
    3
  648. Thank you for posting the clips in order.
    3
  649. Pretty edgy for a Russiabot...
    3
  650. How amazing, how far ahead would America be if The Lincoln Project team were running the GOP.
    3
  651. At last, your life has meaning!
    3
  652. Life is sooo HARD for you. I wonder who allowed to to be so jaded... Oh. You're a bot.
    3
  653. Umm... so why was Emily there?
    3
  654. This is TED. And this is why everyone should subscribe.
    3
  655. Guess what? Nobody got shot at or ran down by a car.
    3
  656. Love you, Leslie. But you can go beyond Billy On The Street.
    3
  657. So... why are you here?
    3
  658. it's not it's not an authentic Dennis Miller impersonation unless it ends with "cha cha cha". But if you do, I'll let "A Closer Look" run in the background.
    3
  659. Prices go up and petro is seeing the highest profits ever, double the highest record ever profits. But, yeah. Blame the guy who has NO control over it.
    3
  660.  @seldonwright4345  How about men stop wearing a penis analogue dangling from their face?
    3
  661. Sure. And spend the money to prevent bed bugs. And drought. And earthquakes. And Santa Ana winds. And mountain lions. And...
    3
  662. Have you ever made an omelette without eggs?
    3
  663. This is an excellent example... of a video that is highly over-edited. TED Talks are not Michael Bay productions, for God's sake.
    3
  664. Thank you for suspending the use of that damned flutey music at the end.
    3
  665. This feels like just the beginning.
    3
  666. What behavior labels her as 'wacky'? Asking questions?
    3
  667. Like your first draft?
    3
  668. At 13:27 I ask, 'is he gonna wear that for the next two minutes?' Spoiler alert... he gonna. #HatOnAHat
    3
  669. Again, another Russiabot channel without background or content. Sheesh.
    3
  670. first date; him; "I own an import/export business and a boat." her; "I rehab sharks by cramming my hand down their throat." him; (dammit)
    3
  671. They said the same thing about cars. And television. And...
    3
  672. She follows in English. As do most mixed language videos.
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  673. She is MANIC. But maybe that's what it took to broach this subject.
    3
  674. They said the same thing about all artists in their day. Back to the cave with you.
    3
  675. Aaaaand the rookie wins coming right out of the gate.
    3
  676. Packed a lot of questions into that. Is MaFarlane not coming around again for a while?
    3
  677. Howard... I am sorry. It shouldn't be like this. But in this generation, it will be almost gone. I've seen it.
    3
  678. Put a lot of thought into it, didja?
    3
  679. "Well, the sky crane cost us $15000, we better make the best use of it."
    3
  680. And us of your hate.
    3
  681. Know a lot about video with your massive contribution, do ya?
    3
  682. Do yourself a favor and see Ana's People of Earth.
    3
  683. If you need something to make the war on Ukraine real... "40 Photos That Carry With Them The Most Heartbreaking Stories From The War In Ukraine"
    3
  684. And yet here you are.
    3
  685. Why does someone gives a thumbs-down to the recitation of facts?
    3
  686. Cha, cha, cha.
    3
  687. What, like the rest of the world enjoys?
    3
  688. Jenny FTW!
    3
  689. Look at this guy's subscriptions...
    3
  690. If I become a regular on MTW, can I tell a joke, then stand in front of the mic awaiting adulation?
    3
  691. It is found in most stores now, near rice.
    3
  692. Let's get past the blind hatred you seven-year-old trolls have. The state wants to run a highway right through where your house now stands. Get out.
    3
  693. This is not just what empowered women sound like... this is how ALL women should feel comfortable sounding like.
    3
  694. Think of her as having a dry humor and it changes the look.
    3
  695. Ya feel like some of Seth's insider interviews are a glimpse into a 5-year fraternity reunion.
    3
  696. Or meteorologists start catching meteors. See what I'm saying?
    3
  697. Cats, NatGeo... and the Hamster. How is this not the most watched video on the internet?
    3
  698. Did you watch? He said that. Many crops have to be rotated.
    3
  699. Damn. Took a republican effort for me to feel a glimmer of hope.
    3
  700. Acceptance is approval. Why don't you stop getting vaccines? Why don't you send you kid back to factories? Why don't you get your surgery done at the barber? Why don't you spit on veterans returning from Vietnam?
    3
  701. Please... PLEASE post them in order.
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  702. Wanted to give it Thumbs-Up. But I already had (Amber and all...)
    3
  703. ...said the zombie account
    3
  704. Such poise for a young person.
    3
  705. (...tell me you didn't watch the video without telling me...)
    3
  706. Suuure. 'Cause processed meats have NO side effect at all. Or Overcooked meat. Or...
    3
  707. "This channel doesn't have any content"
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  708. FOUR run-ups to the joke?! No, Seth! RULE OF THREES!
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  709. "This channel has no videos."
    3
  710. And your life will never achieve anything greater?
    3
  711. "Lairs"? What are you, a Bond villain?
    3
  712. I give $21 bucks to Wikipedia every year (can't remember why that amount). I have a 'triviality' list on Twitter with 9 sources. Yup. I'm that too.
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  713. "This channel doesn't have any content" No wonder you had to edit your comment.
    3
  714. I know that productions like these involved more complexity. But they are so much more compelling.
    3
  715. You might be right. But maybe there's good news. This 'odd' Talk is rating at just over 10%.
    2
  716. I knew it. The 7-year-old troll boys hate, but don't know why. If girlz don't like you, y'know... maybe it's not them that have the problem.
    2
  717. Once again, white males here insist 'why can't you just conform, stop complaining, and allow the status quo; everything is fine for me, so everything is fine'.
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  718. Easier to do that without ambush grandstanding.
    2
  719. Why is this exciting?  Why is this cool? Because it is what television is supposed to be; a direct reflection of our own experience.
    2
  720. Wow. Your crew has gotten top-flight, Seth.
    2
  721. Unless you get sarcoma. Y'know, what; some people do.
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  722. Proving my point.  Thanks.
    2
  723. It ain't political unless you decree it to be so.
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  724. ...whuh...
    2
  725. You mean judging others?
    2
  726. She mentions design at the beginning, so I'd say it found all three elements.
    2
  727. The E doesn't stand for Education. Still, how have no other TED Talks been about the future?
    2
  728. And here come the 7-year-old trolls!
    2
  729. And get old enough to go to grammar school?
    2
  730. "Deadlines and commitments..." I wonder if he intentionally was quoting Bob Seger.
    2
  731. Beautiful. Amazing. Informative. Good run of TED Talks lately.
    2
  732. Please post them IN ORDER.
    2
  733. Man, I hope this is a sign of things to come for TED. Sadly, I know that reactionary influences will hold back development as they have always done... without really knowing why.
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  734. So... you would have forbid your past self from entering?  Or relatives suffering hardship? Would you also dismantle the Statue of Liberty; 'give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breath free...'? Sounds very un-American.
    2
  735. A good run of Talks lately.
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  736. Ah. Yes. MUCH better than the liberation of half the planet.
    2
  737. The only thing you need to hear about this proposal is 'roll back regulations'.
    2
  738. Astonishing how many are here asking that. How do you steal jokes about appearing on a game show?
    2
  739. Where are the nanobots? We have seen devices assemble themselves for various uses already. Why wasn't that referenced and expanded upon?
    2
  740. This presentation will haunt me for a very long time.
    2
  741. What about stubble?
    2
  742. Couldn't get a direct audio feed... C-SPAN?
    2
  743. Kansas cut back on all aspects of government supervision. One employee said they have never seen a state inspector at the park.
    2
  744. I'll bet the extras don't know the jokes that are coming.
    2
  745. Seth and others are giving this Administration plenty of rope to hang themselves. And the gal to his side was really getting into it. Hope we see her in this bit again.
    2
  746. Proving my point...
    2
  747. nuh-UH. YORE a poopeehed.
    2
  748. And here you are on YouTube.
    2
  749. Well, you won't listen to Norway, the happiest country on earth.
    2
  750. I am subscribed. I watch every video. I am open to learning something new. Again, you are projecting superiority on others. Very telling. Proceed, lonely boi.
    2
  751. I love when videos like this rile up the seven-year-old internet boys. I guess those would be 'beautiful interruptions'.
    2
  752. A crushing presentation. Hopefully a few more now acknowledge white privilege.
    2
  753. Huh. That is every letter of the TED concept.
    2
  754. There may be a hundred reasons to see this. But for me there is only one; the cast.
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  755. 'Cause men have made the world such an amazing place otherwise...
    2
  756. TEDitors, remember to give their ages, so we can hold up these success stories to our children.
    2
  757. "...I'm going to need you to..." "...stop worrying what other people think..." Ya see the irony here?  Are you 7?
    2
  758. Stewart supposedly kept his suitcase packed for a couple months, until this Star Trek thing took off.
    2
  759. I understand sometimes we need to focus the spotlight on under-served causes. But I'm glad TED Talks is finally getting back to its basics.
    2
  760. The moment Seth shows the picture of him looking up, I finally felt like 'Letterman may be gone, but finally I have a great replacement'. Honestly, Seth, I wasn't impressed with Weekend Update, but I'm glad to be wrong (as I often am about things like this), it ushered in a great offering of you for late night television. Congratulations on it all.
    2
  761. ...black and bitter.
    2
  762. Dang. Karen couldn't be more charming. Definitely!
    2
  763. What does that have to do with this? Or anything? If you don't answer, it proves you are a bot.
    2
  764. I'll bet the 7-year-old trolls that frequent this channel love it.
    2
  765. Just a great package. Demonstration, behind the scenes, in-person interviews, and a crackerjack cutting-edge story.
    2
  766. More close-ups of his ear!
    2
  767. Seth, you are a mean drunk. :P
    2
  768. Lutz!
    2
  769. This could revitalize malls. Imagine the visual assault as you walk through one.
    2
  770. One of the most powerful TED Talks. Let's find ways to adopt principles that honor the land and the people, cvpon.
    2
  771. That may well have been the greatest Top Gear footage ever.
    2
  772. You better look over the latest stats, 'doctor'.
    2
  773. 15 people liked the commercial. How is that advancing your dream?
    2
  774. +Hazza Proof that Neanderthals survived.
    2
  775. Seth... SETH! You realize how money money you would make if you produced their show?
    2
  776. "Earth? Yeah. Your grandfather grew up there. But we can't go back now..."
    2
  777. Lots more like this Seth & Co. Also... LEAVE HER ALONE!
    2
  778. Good reading of the con talking point, 'patriot'!
    2
  779. The more I see of Newton, the more I learn her range is unlimited.
    2
  780. TED speakers are allocated 18 minutes. Doesn't it seem that they spend 17 airing out their credentials, then think they can cram their point into the last one?
    2
  781. Ben Warheit looks nothing like you. Oh. Wait. That's the joke...
    2
  782. It is so riveting to see a nerd stiffly begin their talk, and warm up as they relate a tech that will revolutionize and save mankind.
    2
  783. '...and nine to' what?
    2
  784. Uh... they covered both sides here. And It's still not good enough for you. How do you benefit from a divided America with your one-week old account?
    2
  785. Tell me, Josh Myers, is there a limited amount of money? Or unlimited? If they have more, doesn't that mean you have less?
    2
  786. Woo. She is a whole thing!
    2
  787. Wait a second, I thought Vice was a mouthpiece for truth, I mean, the left?
    2
  788. And kudos to the company for endorsing community-building practices.
    2
  789. Excellent! The Russiabots are going to hate this.
    2
  790. Oh, Amber. I've missed you. (What did she sing at 2:09?)
    2
  791. Brutal stories that must be told.
    2
  792. The weirdest TED talk I've ever seen. But it has given me an appreciation for artists, women, India, and "cancer conquerers". Namaste.
    2
  793. Senior White House Correspondent!
    2
  794. Three-and-a-half years later... Trump doesn't have a plan. The Republicans don't have a plan. If you have something better, customers will vote with their feet.
    2
  795. Hawking. Tyson. Kaku. Nye. Nutrition for us intellectuals.
    2
  796. Alright. Dara gets to call for one 'victory lap' per Scene We'd Like To See.
    2
  797. So why are no other comedians complaining? And why are you, really?
    2
  798. You were doing great until the end.
    2
  799. It should be said more often that Abby is entertainment royalty. Her father is Chris Elliott from Letterman, and her grandfather is Bob Elliott of Bob and Ray, radio and television shows that ran from the '40s up to the '80s.
    2
  800. I'll watch a clip just because it has Steve Hartman's name on it.
    2
  801. Fukking Russian bot.
    2
  802. "...here's what will..." I still don't know what will?
    2
  803. Oh thank god. Two words, Seth, Amber and Jenny; pod... cast... And another word; 'LIVE'.
    2
  804. How much you making?
    2
  805. Thanks, divisive Russian bot!
    2
  806. +LokkerG And your opinion is so important?
    2
  807. You don't even have any content and you don't have one damned subscriber! Cram it, Russiabot.
    2
  808. You ever have to get up in the night to go to the bathroom? A lot of people snore. Or have night terrors. And forget ever choosing your own time to go to sleep or wake up...
    2
  809. Notice how old their accounts are. They are bots.
    2
  810. Tina needs to do twice as many interviews. At least.
    2
  811. 1000000 of US dead. Democracy attacked. 7trillion in tax cuts for billionaires. That was Act I.
    2
  812. Are you serious?
    2
  813. Sometimes the threat of a lifelong smudge on your record can be a deterrent. I've hammered it into my kid. But... if conditions create that smudge... then damned sure make a path for an inspired citizen.
    2
  814. This... will... change... EVERYTHING.
    2
  815. Some say there are no such thing as ghosts. But we don't know everything we are ever going to know.
    2
  816. How have we not eradicated malaria? We wiped out small pox. We stopped the guinea worm. We have killed off entire masses of mosquitoes through sterilized males. Malaria seems like t would be easy compared to these.
    2
  817. "Filibustering".
    2
  818. Good to check in with Trevor. He's really grown into the role. Yes, good writing is essential there as well.
    2
  819. IF YOU WATCHED THE VIDEO... you would have seen how long they have been traveling!
    2
  820. Much better to live in your world?
    2
  821. Amber suffers. So you don't have to.
    2
  822. +zomge Yeah, get rid of all those uninformed judgmental people, right?
    2
  823. Now your life has meaning.
    2
  824. Good presentation. Good production.
    2
  825. TEN minutes? Aww, Seth.
    2
  826. Huh. Okay.
    2
  827. Or you lying about being a Russian bot.
    2
  828. I try to make time for every TED Talk. But for 5 minutes, I can do that now.
    2
  829. And Meyers changes late night again
    2
  830. 10
    2
  831. What is the opposite of 'woke'?
    2
  832. Got right to the point. Thank you, Cordae. Maybe we gotta do Community Service to kids... regardless of crime.
    2
  833.  @cla99009  "This channel doesn't have any content." Pretty sad attempt, Vladdie. We could say the same thing about YOUR propaganda campaign.
    2
  834. These Irish lasses like Saoirse and Aisling Bea are endlessly charming and bright. Also, if a clip is referenced so much you need to include it the posting.
    2
  835. Ahhh. Smells fresh.
    2
  836. Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's larnin' goin' on in Texas? Is that even legal?
    2
  837. If that's all you know about Africa, then no.
    2
  838. No Senior White House Correspondent?! Fake news!
    2
  839. Nah. We're gonna try to save you.
    2
  840. Not hearing Mulaney expressing remorse. Everyone laughing is not helping. He seems sufficiently introspective, but it would be a waste if he were to Spalding Gray himself.
    2
  841. You didn't watched the video... didja?
    2
  842. Scollins!
    2
  843. First Amber Ruffin gets her own show... now, Jeff...
    2
  844. We don't often see the 'D' of TED. But it was well-represented today.
    2
  845. Seth and I said "No" at the same time. I'm sure we weren't the only ones.
    2
  846. Hugh Dennis is a reliable talent. Until he's not. His name is the only one left out of the description.
    2
  847. About halfway through, do you realize, 'why the hell am I so wrapped up in this'?
    2
  848. All in one take. Seth Tha God.
    2
  849. Shakespeare, 007, and Scenes We'd Like to See.
    2
  850. This is the first time I'm going to watch it again. IMMEDIATELY.
    2
  851. By you?
    2
  852. "A tragic ending for our colleague, James May. Anyway..."
    2
  853. I'd subscribe to an all-Steve Hartman YouTube channel.
    2
  854. I don't know what 'defenestrate' means. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
    2
  855. Couldn't be arsed to list the performer's names, huh?
    2
  856. It has been 1095 days since Biden was sworn in. But I'm sure the GOP will find something... by October, surprise!
    2
  857. Spit on ME, Jen!
    2
  858. Well, one thing you can say about Scollins. He may not be good...
    2
  859. Definitely dizzying.
    2
  860. Everything you say is straight from the NRA talking points. What happens when you see a child's body torn apart by a bullet?
    2
  861. Wish they had included his intro. I really miss Dave. This helped a lot.
    2
  862. This is a package I may have to refer to at City Council meetings in the future.
    2
  863. Hey. You. Running Seth's captioning, and probably all the rest of his social media... thanks.
    2
  864. There are no more Communist nations. If you want death, look at Vegas.
    2
  865. Forgot how funny Amy is. That is quite an accomplishment here considering she stole everything from everybody even though they never complained. Huh. Not a foodie, but I'm looking forward to this show.
    2
  866. Gasheads are intentionally wrecking them.
    2
  867. A very engaging interview of a whipsmart individual.
    2
  868. I'm guessing you're not in the industry...
    2
  869. Amber, if I could do anything to fix, this I would. But every day I'm doing what I can.
    2
  870. Unless it's lupus.
    2
  871. Dave... can you please do once a week on Seth. No one makes me laugh more than you. When you wrapped up with "That's why you need an animal guy", I applauded. No one carries the late night torch as well as Seth. And I wouldn't be watching if Dave hadn't started the legacy.
    2
  872. Cool. A real comfort with the camera.
    2
  873. Another Team Seth feature that could become legend. Reminiscent of the Meyers/Poehler 'Really?' SNL segment.
    2
  874. Or, try this, "Thank You".
    2
  875. Girls in STEM... and black entrepreneurs! We need you to be successful. I want to work for you.
    2
  876. Post them in order. the 'Holla' joke was screwed up in the last video.
    2
  877. And there's the Colin Farrell cursefest. But I have no problem imaging this lot sittin' about at the pub with pints of Guinness in front of 'em. Zero, of course.
    2
  878. The Starfleet communicator never incorporated Universal Translator. This exceeds that.
    2
  879. Thank you, brother.
    2
  880. Love, love, love Cecily. Enormously talented and gorgeous. AND funny. Guess I have to get Apple tv now.
    2
  881. It's beginning to look a lot like snowflakes... Except this comment, which is clearly a Russian bot.
    2
  882. THIS is how we find out Amber was... cancelled?
    2
  883. Relax. 600000 guns were stolen last year. Now everybody has guns!
    2
  884. bot
    2
  885. The camera cuts make it a little clunky. But everything else- the writing, the acting... gold.
    2
  886. Wow. She knew something we didn't.
    2
  887. Not sure what is more of a Russiabot giveaway; your rant or your username.
    2
  888. Amazing how you keep the show fresh. But fellas... please find a way to make it easier to link to Part 2.
    2
  889. Can you imagine an artificially intelligent Donald Trump?
    2
  890.  @BilboGandalfhogan  "This channel has no videos." Why don't you put your channel first.
    2
  891. A national global treasure.
    2
  892. Or, y'know, think they defended all Americans. Do you?
    2
  893. It feels like Neil is holding off an immense sadness, but has found a tangible lifeline that is in desperate need by many.
    2
  894. Last line of the sketch; 'This Is Not Normal'. Sez that on my mask. (Was that a shout out to me?)
    2
  895. I know that I have an underlying race imbalance. But I know that no other country integrates and benefits form that integration more.
    2
  896. A good series of talks lately. I hope TED can keep up this momentum.
    2
  897. Not enough "uh's". This guy makes a living speaking for nations?
    2
  898. What was the 'sweet' part of the bittersweet sensation of not having the band? 🤔
    2
  899. Wait... the genitalia is not pixellated out at 4:00, but the pubes are? Makes sense. Sex organs are still just organs or flesh. Why not fuzz out elbows? Chins?
    2
  900. The captioning is as well.
    2
  901. He covered scalability in the video. And getting sun ain't a problem these days.
    2
  902. Steve Allen regularly had Bob Hope. Carson had Sinatra. Letterman had Bill Murray. Seth should have Amy.
    2
  903. This is the kind of story we... uhh...
    2
  904. Gee. I wonder who might be saying 'thumbs down' to truth.
    2
  905. Captioning would have been helpful.
    2
  906. Ain't gonna lie, Seth. I love this sketch for the press corps reactions. I'm Club President of Senior White House Correspondent. But... The, um... guy on your left... seemed uncomfortable about the chicken question...
    2
  907. "Lutz!"
    2
  908. What's sad is that you didn't even bother to read the title, let alone the description.
    2
  909. Yeah, you and your handlers are really bad at misdirection.
    2
  910. Were she not on SNL, I would think... man, she'd be great on SNL.
    2
  911. I can see what you were going for. And I love the bit. However... At first you don't seem to take harassment seriously. Then you take the opposite extreme of backlash. Hmmm...
    2
  912. "If you're stupid or something"? Nah. Movin' on to the next video.
    2
  913. Huh. Fox News hasn't advertised "Fair and Balanced" in a long time, have they?
    2
  914. There's two ways to fix the world. Ai Weiwei has one. What is yours?
    2
  915. It's a stick!
    2
  916. The Santa story makes sense if these were posted in order.
    2
  917. "... when I became a man, I put away childish things..." Or does that only apply to you?
    2
  918. I was Chair of a Public Safety Advisory Committee for two years. Any medium or large city has these resident cmtes. And they also have distinct Neighborhood Associations. Find them on your city's official home page.
    2
  919. "Reading slowly increases human understanding of ideas and meanings."
    2
  920. bot account
    2
  921. One was Cloris Leachman...
    2
  922. And yet here you are.
    2
  923. Smoooth. And does everything great. But I wish she would sing more. She has a unique style found nowhere else.
    2
  924. Holding my breath when she talks about the stunt... 'did she survive?!!'
    2
  925. Wow. Scarlet... Jost... is really accessible. I would not have guessed that.
    2
  926. Still breakin' the mold, huh, Meyers? Git 'em.
    2
  927. Meyers and crew; re-inventing late... every night.
    2
  928. Hence your comment.
    2
  929. Come on, guys. How hard is it to post them in order...
    2
  930. The profusion, how people engage with it. We still think movies are the primary entertainment expenditure. It ain't. It's games.
    2
  931. Nan, this was a gift before I even opened it. Hartman ain't the only one can speak Americana.
    2
  932. Might be a bad movie. I'll still want to see it.
    2
  933. No ads. Didn't watch. Unsubscribed.
    2
  934.  @robertcuttell928  Oi!
    2
  935. Thanks, for you propaganda, komrad. Biden agreed to bringing our boys and girls back, instead of throwing bodies on Bush's vengeance for daddy.
    2
  936. So you missed the lifehack about complete sentences. Also... 'subbed'.
    2
  937. All of us do.
    2
  938. I wanna hear a spokesman from the GOP that's NOT rich.
    2
  939. I believe you. We can do it. And you have the longest evil cackle ever.
    2
  940. Show me one on Wikipedia.
    2
  941. The mouth doesn't need to open so far to 'speak'. In fact, until the armature response speeds up, it's revealing a shortcoming.
    2
  942. I don't know why MSNBC's caption feed is always lagging. But Windows 11 users can use "Windows" key + Ctrl + L.
    2
  943. We, as a corporeal dimension, do not deserve Amber.
    2
  944. Hartman, again. For the win.
    2
  945. ( damned strike ) Please have a Jokes Seth Can't Tell in the barrel when it's over. Please.
    2
  946. These guys together are lightning.
    2
  947. Poultry in motion. Thank you, Nick Park.
    2
  948. Yeah, it is.
    2
  949. The second shitpost from this account. Why don't you admit why you need someone to change your diaper.
    2
  950. Finally, something that deserves a thumbs-up.
    2
  951. MSNBC, please address the long lag in your captioning.
    2
  952. Debating if this should be reported as spam.
    2
  953. Is it legal for them to have that much fun?
    2
  954. Just skip why this society can't create contributors.
    2
  955. They don't have to make it better every time. But they do.
    2
  956. And called out the hypocrisy of the real 'snowflakes'.
    2
  957. Have always liked Sarah, but she seems like she's really matured here.
    2
  958. Ponce de Leon thought the Fountain of Youth was in Florida. Now it's under a parking lot.
    2
  959. No more WWE for you, Mr. Cena, you were way to good in Trainwreck and you are clearly too intelligent.
    2
  960. I have been working with still and moving images for decades. This is still like drinking out of a firehose.
    2
  961. So are your comments. Sigh.
    2
  962. Writers can return from strike tomoro. Any chance Seth, Amber, and Jenny can give us a desperately crucial "Jokes Seth Can't Tell"?
    2
  963. But... but... The Don said it's failing!
    2
  964. Uhhh... what's the connection to this Talk?
    2
  965. Not a lot of laughs at the end. But damned sure bet I watched it all the way through.
    2
  966. Twist ending; NRA doesn't even allow guns in their offices.
    2
  967. "This channel doesn't have any content"
    2
  968. Breathless. And I know this only scratches the surface. Times Critical Race Theory is mentioned on Faux Nois; 4707 times. Schools CRT is taught in... 0.
    2
  969.  @tomshea8382  And if I knew their name I would include them. But why are you diminishing the final product?
    2
  970. Hey, Josh. I'm going to start dictating what you can do with your body. Okay?
    2
  971. I think hallucinated that whole sequence. Damn you Clorox chasers!
    2
  972. Seth, these features are important. Thank you for making them available and entertaining.
    2
  973. Why is it bad?
    1
  974. Young black female innovator addressing a viable issue; better down-vote her. Never mind that my sole claim to fame is endless bullshit comments...
    1
  975. The first wildlife program to be narrated by a Hamster?
    1
  976. Oh, Aidy. If 'Oh, Aidy' isn't a song, it should be.
    1
  977. Meyers and Co's. willingness to break out of the talk show format indicates they will be around a long time and could set the bar for future talk shows. Hopefully.
    1
  978. I feel sorry for everyone who gave up before 4:10.
    1
  979. You seem very unhappy. Why isn't the rest of the world?
    1
  980. A good run of TED presentations. I wasn't sure I would be comfortable sitting through this one but glad I did. Let's change the world.
    1
  981. I'm not a beatboxing fan (within the context of TED), however I know what the 'E' in TED stands for. Further, TED doesn't have to be dry 'death-by-PowerPoint' presentations angled at eggheads only. If you want to engage the next generation, the best way to do it is to engage the next generation.
    1
  982. Not just a perfect combination of Entertainment and Education, but a compelling look into the human condition.  I have never teared up for a TED Talk or ever looked forward to a musical.  Until now.
    1
  983. Way overdue.
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  984. Easy to say and I follow all of those precepts.  But it's not easy to discard the hive-mind influence.  Take the first step; everyone wade in a little, maintain decorum and "kill 'em with kindness".
    1
  985. Nope. Even when conservative options come around to consciousness, it's way too little way too late. Get the Koch Brothers to divest their entire fossil fuels portfolio, THEN we'll get around to 60 years of GOP corporate water-carrying.
    1
  986. The exact location is determined by a full-body scan. Just knowing there is a tumor is the alarm bell.
    1
  987. ...pure TED At last. Startling the emcee proved the impact of the technology as well.
    1
  988. Really, Seth?
    1
  989. Not TED's core intent, but a compelling talk nonetheless; it took me eleven minutes to notice she was wearing a microphone. 
    1
  990. I'm trying to predict the reaction to this by the 7-year-old trolls if this had been by a woman.
    1
  991. A Møøse once bit my sister...
    1
  992. Not sure ya do.
    1
  993. Looks like it might be for assigning points. Although the best jokes seem to go without. Hmmm.
    1
  994. I had no way of knowing I could so easily give up an hour of my time. I didn't realize who Aaron was for a couple minutes. But what a great way to do an interview.
    1
  995. The 'T' in TED stands for Technology (and the danger it can present as well). Are you sure you aren't enraged by her second X chromosome, whereas you only have one?
    1
  996. pyrotheevilplatypus Can your premise be sustained without judgment?  Have you ever tried that?
    1
  997. Umm... It took you two weeks to reply to this, you misspelled "you're", you used 'advice' wrong... You better stay inside and study.
    1
  998. Hmm. Well, enough of that.
    1
  999. What a solid killer comic premise. And so many edgy issues addressed. I had to back up more than once to be sure I saw what I saw or heard.
    1
  1000. I learn something from almost every TED Talk. And every once in a while- they are astonishing.
    1
  1001. And you...
    1
  1002. Damn... Good job, TED.
    1
  1003. Way to bury the lead, Jimmy.
    1
  1004. Why do you little boys fear women? Did you do something wrong?
    1
  1005. Not a good reader, but once she got into the bit...
    1
  1006. A different style of presentation. I could get used to it.
    1
  1007. Okay.  Sorry.  Don't hurt anybody.
    1
  1008. Goodbye, Michael.
    1
  1009. By the time legislation is invoked, it is always way overdue.
    1
  1010. A riveting presentation and a perfect example of why the E in TED needs to stand for Education.
    1
  1011. Ahhh. Back to basics, TED.
    1
  1012. Why are the celebrity presenters so damned good? Future speakers take note.
    1
  1013. Wakarimashta? One of the few Japanese phrases I know which translates roughly to "do you understand?" Come on, TED editor.  Please to pull honorable head from hindquarters.
    1
  1014. Hmm. Male speaker. Better upvote this.
    1
  1015. That veteran reporter should have her place restored in the front row.
    1
  1016. The first words in your title are 'Jon Stewart'.  Your thumbnail has Stewart, Cenk.  Neither were in this clip.  Do you want to be taken seriously?
    1
  1017. And it would be cheaper and more effective too.
    1
  1018. A few years ago Seattle cut back its Parks budget.  Then a year later announced a second stadium. It almost built a third.
    1
  1019. Seems like a narrow application. But if it leads to a scientific advance...
    1
  1020. What have we learned by this?
    1
  1021. Laverne talks fast. But as a spokesperson I imagine that would be helpful.
    1
  1022. TED, were there options for this presentation other than juicy gossip tabloid?
    1
  1023. So... they are offensive and you are cogent?
    1
  1024. A great presentation that is pertinent to me. But... three weeks, TED?
    1
  1025. Dennis sold out to the billionaires cha cha cha.
    1
  1026. TEDx, maybe.
    1
  1027. Amber Ruffin WILL have her own show someday.
    1
  1028. "Literally".  You keep using that word...
    1
  1029. Thank you VERY MUCH for the closed captioning!
    1
  1030. Ahhh. Finally.
    1
  1031. Hate much?
    1
  1032. Do science novelists become bestsellers? Have you gone to a business museum? Go you go watch movies about engineering? If Liberal Arts degrees were worthless nobody would offer them.
    1
  1033. If Liberal Arts degrees were worthless nobody would offer them. Why are you pushing this agenda?
    1
  1034. And only you know the real truth.
    1
  1035. These comments seem to be saying that the way to handle things like this is to not talk about them at all.
    1
  1036. So replied not understanding the reference. I can tell which half you are
    1
  1037. Making this required viewing for my kid.
    1
  1038. I found her understated insidious message making her the most compelling TED speaker I can remember.
    1
  1039. A-haa. Seth is positioning himself to become the next Lorne Michaels.
    1
  1040. So 140 are burning themselves alive just for kicks?
    1
  1041. Ahhh.  Finally getting back to where TED excels. Now I understand the complaint against the War on Drugs.
    1
  1042. I've taken the MENSA and passed it. Have you even graduated? Why comment about things that are NOT this?
    1
  1043. So sad...
    1
  1044. Silver Side So sad that your philosophy will be forgotten... or whatever you call it.
    1
  1045. Mine will be.
    1
  1046. Are you, like, really lonely?
    1
  1047. Why didn't you just tell us you are a child?
    1
  1048. Sheesh.Does any of this work for you?
    1
  1049. Fine.  Remember I tried to treat you with respect.  But now let me speak your language. "nuh-UH. YORE a poopeehed."
    1
  1050. "nuh-UH. YORE a poopeehed."
    1
  1051. "nuh-UH. YORE a poopeehed."
    1
  1052. wabdih "Duh"?  How old are you?
    1
  1053. "2 Months In, Trump May Already Own A First: Most Corrupt POTUS. Ever..."
    1
  1054. just a boi Except for the time spent to write a snotty, judgmental comment.
    1
  1055. Huh. Gender identification is pretty important to you... 'boi'?
    1
  1056. I've never even looked at Tumbler. Tell me all about it, boi.
    1
  1057. Don't want to answer the question? I understand.
    1
  1058. Whoa! Almost a coherent emotion-free rebuttal. Tell us, boi, what comediennes do you think ARE good?
    1
  1059. just a boi I got a feeling that is as level-headed as you're going to get.  So, thanks.
    1
  1060. You seem to have done a lot of research about whatever that is. Why don't you tell me about it. I favor the Socratic method. You will have to grow up considerably before you are capable of it. By the way, any perception of superiority is yours solely. I wouldn't bother with you if I didn't think that somewhere you might have worth.
    1
  1061. Huh.  Non-stop attacks on corporations, John... except... Well, golly, then HBO must be swell.
    1
  1062. He lost me for the first minute... proving his point precisely
    1
  1063. What does the 'E' stand for?
    1
  1064. Alvin Tossler Somebody who helps.  Somebody who makes a difference.
    1
  1065. It's the other way around.
    1
  1066. Holy crap, absolutely the best writing team in talk shows, maybe ever.
    1
  1067. Does Pamela Anderson have any right to protest against choking chickens...
    1
  1068. For those of us in 'the colonies', thank you.
    1
  1069. The term 'natural' is less descriptive than 'random'; "Sorry, Jimmy. You are a random. You were not enhanced." That said, there was a time when lifespans were half what they are now. Medical advances and vaccines have improved and prolonged life. Would you want to go back?
    1
  1070. Not if you don't watch Walking Dead.
    1
  1071. Thank you for posting the videos in order.
    1
  1072.  @hanslee475  Frank's not funny. He's just crude.
    1
  1073. Seldom do I see a TED Talk in my subscription that I wish was longer.  Like this.
    1
  1074. Some speakers do not benefit from close-ups...
    1
  1075. rly
    1
  1076. That's exactly what the robots want us to think. I for one welcome our silicon overlords.
    1
  1077. No other set of videos makes me laugh harder.
    1
  1078. Golly. Things must really be bad in the country right now.
    1
  1079. "qué?"
    1
  1080. Brian, new viewer. Ask your editor not to go from a medium shot to a medium- why, right? Maybe the second cam could go over your shoulder or a wide shot of your studio.
    1
  1081. Top Gear may well be producing the most engaging televison ever. And does not seem to rely upon murders to do so. Well, seldom.
    1
  1082.  @7khalili  Okay. Yeah. Now it makes sense.
    1
  1083. Oh. my. God. I used to think of BBC as so dry. This is... legendary.
    1
  1084. You were right up until a few years ago. I'm no high roller, but I get things slightly cheaper by using certain cards. Since I buy on Amazon I get 5% back on points I buy there, and 1% or 2% elsewhere.
    1
  1085. SCOLLINS!
    1
  1086. Next time your Trump apologist uncle bitches about welfare, tell them they pay less than $40 a year toward welfare. But over $4000 for corporate subsidies.
    1
  1087. Must have taken her a long time to create this. Hopefully it doesn't become content for an ad, then forgotten.
    1
  1088. Oh. My god. These were posted in order... And all the angels exulted.
    1
  1089. How the hell can this be so good. Watching a guy sitting and talking about, well, nothing in particular.
    1
  1090. . . why does the captioning lag so far behind the video
    1
  1091. Uh-oh. Cat joke incoming. What are the odds they'll slam it...
    1
  1092. When we get immortality, can Seth be the first recipient?
    1
  1093. I loves me some TopGear, but... Hasn't this one been on the subscription distribution before?
    1
  1094. Guess I'll have to peek at the duration more often. Worth every minute... second.
    1
  1095. See? Seth? THIS is why you can't take time off. Where else are we gonna get this?
    1
  1096. Andrew, my man... we've already had a Pete Davidson. Can ya maybe bump it up a little bit?
    1
  1097. If we go 'extint', this will have nothing to do with it.
    1
  1098. Oh. Inside Edition is now useful?
    1
  1099. I have never heard Meyers wrap up with a call to action. I guess 'give him a chance' hasn't worked out for Trump.
    1
  1100. Sooo, your solution is 'killing minor offenders will Make America Great Again®'?
    1
  1101. This is important. It needs to do well. Why did we have to wait 'til now to tell stories like this and Alaska Daily...
    1
  1102. EXCELLENT inclusion to the show and the feed.
    1
  1103. Might be time to discuss an intervention for Wes.
    1
  1104. A movie... about movies?
    1
  1105. First... did you watch the Talk?
    1
  1106. "Face" is bleeped now?
    1
  1107. I never watch Fallon. To see him mature and serious is a surprise.
    1
  1108. I miss tuning in Sunday mornings. I see you've skewed a little more contempo. I'm in.
    1
  1109. This. This is where the newsmakers come.
    1
  1110. Account made today and is a Russian bot.
    1
  1111. Omigod. So juvenile. But I will watch every second.
    1
  1112. Absolutely the best thing to ever grace late night.
    1
  1113. Woo. I feel like they saved the best for last.
    1
  1114. I have not been this excited for the Daily Show, since (and maybe including), JStew. There have been a lot of great guest anchors, but... if Chelsea wants it... we want her.
    1
  1115. You want every TED Talk to be monotonous and dull? Why don't you tell us where she is wrong? They gave her a standing ovation. Are you smarter than a room full of TED guests?
    1
  1116. @ClaritySWE Only women? Why do you make this distinction?
    1
  1117. 1
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  1118.  @fl00d69  How do you feel about people who trash other people?
    1
  1119. Sit through an ad to get an incomplete video.
    1
  1120. I know that I have an underlying race imbalance. But I know that no other country integrates and benefits from that integration more.
    1
  1121. I'll assume the writer's draft Seth's dialogue, but then he polishes it. His style is consistent. Nice bit, Dina. Hope to see more. You're a new face to me, but welcome.
    1
  1122. Here's yer Peabody, Mr. Meyers. Sign here.
    1
  1123. he had 38 dislikes cuse he didn't look up and scream like a pussy
    1
  1124. What does it say that you're better off NOT seeing a candidate? And how does that translate into his representing his constituency?
    1
  1125. It's heartbreaking to hear their party let them down. It will be more tragic when Trump is gone and his staff admits his juvenile delinquency and his petty vengeance, almost certainly under oath.
    1
  1126. Absolutely an improvement in my day. And the last five months. But I'm still gonna rib you about taking lots of vacations.
    1
  1127. Very nervous at first, Al-Mutawa turns out to give what will become a very important talk. Having deployed to OIF, it is my hope that something as simple as a comic book can change the world for everyone's children. And thanks to the sponsor for a nice new ad.
    1
  1128. You wish.
    1
  1129. ( why cant these be posted in order )
    1
  1130. Katherine... let's talk about your laugh...
    1
  1131. Every generation decries the 'art' of the following generation. However... It does seem that TED has lost its' ability to bring tangible breakthroughs to a world that desperately needs them.
    1
  1132. Dammit. Didn't get 'Beantown' until Jenny followed up.
    1
  1133. I feel like this story had more to tell.
    1
  1134. You wonder what percentage is Seth making stuff up on the fly.
    1
  1135. 'The plumber...' THAT'S why you post them in order, LN.
    1
  1136. In a just world, David and Victoria would be the #1 Power Couple.
    1
  1137. Oh, now we're bleeped the word 'hard'? Seriously?
    1
  1138. I've been around a while. Yes, it is.
    1
  1139. Farrell is your favorite? Have you forgotten when he cussed his way through Letterman's interview just for the publicity?
    1
  1140. What if your family were being slaughtered at your house? What then?
    1
  1141. Seth does his show exactly like I'd like to do mine.
    1
  1142. You've had a channel since 2006. Singh has had one since 2010. She has almost 15MILLION subscribers. You have...
    1
  1143. I, too, felt some uplifting joy to the moment.
    1
  1144. TED, hard to follow her talk, the mic brushing her coat probably didn't help.
    1
  1145. Killer cast in a killer comedy.
    1
  1146. I'm still trying to identify what makes this such a great recurring segment.
    1
  1147. Weeks in the making. And all for you, dear viewer.
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  1148. @Ramsez Read the description.
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  1149. ...groovy...
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  1150. Captioning is WAY off.
    1
  1151. PLEASE... POST... THESE... IN... ORDER.
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  1152. Does 'the whitest lie' need a correction?
    1
  1153. And everybody lived happily ever after. Except...
    1
  1154. ...the kids in cages.
    1
  1155. ...the families of military that had to go to the border.
    1
  1156. ...the Constitution.
    1
  1157. Wow. You guys are saving the good stuff up, huh?
    1
  1158. That was said before the tax rates were devastated. Now billionaires can buy that third yacht.
    1
  1159. Love when Meyers ad-libs behind-the-scenes perspective.
    1
  1160. (Geez... does that talent camera have any other settings beside extreme close-up?)
    1
  1161. ew
    1
  1162. ...Lutz...
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  1163. Wasn't keen on Kendrick when she suddenly showed up in a Clooney movie. But she is a great interview and has earned her place in the spotlight.
    1
  1164. Not a David Blaine fan, but how amazing is it that his pursuit contributes to medicine versus medicine advancing human pursuits.
    1
  1165. Even if this weren't the best TED talk, it certainly could be the most important. Mike effortlessly, entertainingly give us the TED core message; "shake up the norm" and look ahead. No slides, no split attention, just a simple tale told well.
    1
  1166. 3-minute presentation. 3-minute advertisement. For a non-TED talk. Seriously?
    1
  1167. Absolutely the best thing on television. Maybe all media.
    1
  1168. And everybody would be better off saying, nah, let's be alone?
    1
  1169. In fact all the women were in back. Happy International Women's Day!
    1
  1170. Thanks, Rafael. When I refer to you in the second person, it'll be 'kiss my ass'. Really didn't think that one through.
    1
  1171. Thanks for giving the 'Press Corps' some stage business.
    1
  1172. Great presi, had me 30 seconds in.
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  1173. Used to watch CBS Sunday Morning. Didn't think they would be so poignant on this. I finally feel like I have Jeannie's story. That's good. I lost my mom a year ago. Her name was Jeannie.
    1
  1174. No ads. Didn't watch.
    1
  1175. Quick, distract from the 34-count convict! Remind me- did 1000000 of US die under O? Or 1?
    1
  1176. Some laws say women can't walk alone. That law is outdated. Some laws say you can't shoot a whale while you are on a camel. That law is stupid.
    1
  1177. "...epic..."? Your videos toss that word around a lot.
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  1178. Accurate portrayal if Trump is re-elected.
    1
  1179. No, Lincoln Project. You don't get a pass on Republicans mistreating women with a minute-and-a-half video.
    1
  1180. Like every great TED talk, it builds slowly to a devastating premise. 27 million...
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  1181. The bit is hilarious. Seth, knowing that, blew it over the top. Waterfowl slaughter has never been funnier!
    1
  1182. "This channel has no videos."
    1
  1183. 10:18 how cufusing is it to use a key labled "chamber key" and there was a place called "the chamber"
    1
  1184. Haven't seen Jokes of the Week. But, aside from normalizing bestiality... this is good.
    1
  1185. I'm a simple man, Amber and Jenny... clicky-click
    1
  1186. Woo. I don't even think of her as Black. But then I have that privilege.
    1
  1187. Always worth waiting for.
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  1188. GQP; the Party of Job Creators... if you live in 'Ghina'.
    1
  1189. The NRA doesn't have its hand down Congress' pocket. Have have their hand up Congress' ass.
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  1190. Put "Biden isn't doing" anything into the conservative translator and you get "Distract from Trump" & "we're doing a good job of sitting on our ass".
    1
  1191. If she is a good driver she was looking for merging traffic. What would you do?
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  1192. Oh... my... God... of course.
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  1193. Yeah, not as funny your way.
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  1194. Really sucked me in here. When she said the percent of accidents caused by humans, I nodded. In an otherwise empty room.
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  1195. A person who has expanded beyond their borders will be a better world citizen and make a more significant contribution to history.
    1
  1196. Astonishing how many douchey comments here are from people who aren't old enough to get into comedy clubs.
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  1197. Great story. Of course.
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  1198. In my life I have sent but 2 or 3 messages to my elected officials. I sent one earlier in today... THEN saw Ahmad's talk. Monthly, huh? Alright. I'll consider it.
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  1199. Thanks, gang.
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  1200. Geez, Ed. How was YOUR day?
    1
  1201. I need a channel that is just Steve Hartman stories.
    1
  1202. ...for the record, Shawn is a Russiabot.
    1
  1203. Just a banger. AND a showstopper.
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  1204. Had to slow the YouTube speed down to .85 I guess is the prez is snorting Adderall...
    1
  1205. The calls are robocalls from fake numbers. The best way to fight them is to report everyone and then block them. DON'T PICK UP A NUMBER YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE! https://complaints.donotcall.gov/complaint/complaintcheck.aspx
    1
  1206. And yet here you are. Show us YOUR show.
    1
  1207. If you saw the video, you would have heard about asteroid strike. Stop wasting our time.
    1
  1208. Elaborate. Yet... not.
    1
  1209. You have to ask yourself why someone picks a church...
    1
  1210. Your account is one day old. It's obvious what you've come to.
    1
  1211. Joseph Paul (...and this guy knows what he's spewing about)
    1
  1212. Is there any video that can't benefit from a Nick Offerman cameo?
    1
  1213. "Black supremacists..."? Not very effective then, are they?
    1
  1214. The last two segments would have made sense if POSTED IN ORDER.
    1
  1215. We are ALREADY doing an enormous unfettered experiment on the planet heedless of consequences. We may already be past the point of no return. If not us, who? If not now... well, there won't be any other time.
    1
  1216. I'm glad I'm a guy. But I wonder what it would be like to have the creativity and bravado of Amber for one day.
    1
  1217. At last! That wait seemed forever.
    1
  1218. Hey. We're getting the band back together.
    1
  1219. The Sneakers Whistler comment is out of context. PLEASE post these in order.
    1
  1220. No ads. Didn't watch.
    1
  1221. Good use of TED. More views of this type are needed... if conservatives will allow it.
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  1222. No ads. And sure as hell no damed politcial ads. Didn't watch.
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  1223. Stop the goddamned political ads. Didn't watch video.
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  1224. Criticism. Negativity. Overthinking to some degree. Yeah. Maybe I need to work on those.
    1
  1225. And watch it a second time to count the movie tributes.
    1
  1226. Seth... when the staff is reaching for punchlines, at least let us have the extras reactions. #SENIORWHITEHOUSECORRESPONDENTFOREVER!
    1
  1227. Wait. Amy was actually there.
    1
  1228. TED Troll; 'Well... he has a penis, so this must be true'.
    1
  1229. I might go with #HaveASeat. But the same emphasis.
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  1230. No ads. Didn't watch. And sure as hell no goddamned political ads.
    1
  1231. Perhaps if she was wearing a pretty sun dress and had two inches more hair, it would appeal to the esthetically-oriented viewer. But if she bowed to that, then I'm guessing she wouldn't have won a Nobel.
    1
  1232. "...you can't evade the Grappler"? So many great punchlines available...
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  1233. It ain't "Grandma strangles a bobcat with her bare hands"... but we do need it right now.
    1
  1234. £1200. Easy on the gesturing Tom. Thought you were gonna take off.
    1
  1235. My... God. It's all so clear now.
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  1236. Super. Then you'll have no problem providing evidence. And Trump has never done anything wrong.
    1
  1237. Love Wanda, but I'm torn between Sarah and Chelsea. Both have funny pointed material. Sarah has historically relied on body humor, but her enunciation stands apart.
    1
  1238. Then why the hell are you here at all?
    1
  1239. We can't agree on everything. But, this...
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  1240. Um, actually... Sulu was the first Asian captainwhatever... Yeoh a Trekkie. Maybe this dimension ain't that bad.
    1
  1241. According to TED Talks, why does 'female presenter' = 'extreme close-up'?
    1
  1242. Prager? Seriously?
    1
  1243. Hilarious. And I'm sure they intended to be.
    1
  1244. Unlike... yourself?
    1
  1245. She is gonna be a handful for some nice boy. And he is still gonna adore her.
    1
  1246. They were inspired by Fox News.
    1
  1247. @TheRealBlackPuma "Support The Corporatiions!" You are complaining about complaining.
    1
  1248. So?
    1
  1249. Only took you five minutes to... GET... TO... THE... POINT.
    1
  1250. How dare you end with Superman. And destroy me.
    1
  1251. BUZZ!
    1
  1252. Your connecting links at the end need to go WAY off to the sides. Unless you are telling us the story we're currently watching is not important.
    1
  1253. Great presi, Millie. Had me 30 seconds in.
    1
  1254. Ohhhhh. 'Tina'.
    1
  1255. My favorite was the one by the white guy.
    1
  1256. Australian? Or Tom Brokaw?
    1
  1257. No pronouns, but John Donne in a spelling bee... Also, Emmys are for televised programs, not internet content. Illegitimi non carborundum.
    1
  1258. No ads. Didn't watch. And sure as hell no damned politcial ads.
    1
  1259. I love all TED Talks. But this is Ted at its best.
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  1260. GOP tell; accuse Dems of what you are actively doing.
    1
  1261. Well... killer cast anyhow. And, I mean, Kenya Barris, c'mon.
    1
  1262. Came here for Angela. And she destroys. In seconds.
    1
  1263. Talks like this remind me how glad I am I first subscribed.
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  1264. Notes I took during this; Do you want all buildings the same shape and size? Why would anyone want ocean view homes? Should women all wear the same uniform? Should we deny expressions of love? You work to make a living. But what are you living FOR? You can’t make a sandcastle with dry sand.
    1
  1265. If I were Grizzled Editor actor, this would be the only thing on my resume. And the whole on my sizzle reel. The only thing.
    1
  1266. Lots of wannabes with downvotes.
    1
  1267. One take.
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  1268. It's like an Abbott & Costello routine; Hunter's on the laptop? No, Kushner's on the laptop. Was the laptop stolen? No you're thinking of the election! Can thinking declassify paperwork? Whose classified paperwork? First Base!
    1
  1269. Top Gear USA isn't as good as truffle omelettes.
    1
  1270. Funny, but hard to assimilate. Still, thank you for taking risks in the late night landscape.
    1
  1271. As they zoomed into the cell, was I the only one that expected to see teeth?
    1
  1272. I was expecting a bunch of juveniles to whine about this. Then ask them if they knew what the "E" in TED stands for.
    1
  1273. Versus the contribution on your channel...
    1
  1274. Wasn't Axel just down in the lobby?!
    1
  1275. You Trump supporters better get busy making up fake news.
    1
  1276. 165 words about Now This. NOTHING about the artist. That seem right to you?
    1
  1277. Non-Americans doing American accents have always been a source of amusement to me. And Clarkson, no less!
    1
  1278. "Can I volunteer for KP?" "Wish I did boot camp at Parris Island." "Darn. we don't have to do field day this week."
    1
  1279. Steph... are you part Italian?
    1
  1280. The talk... I disagree with his assessment. But... good ad, Blackberry.
    1
  1281. 50 seconds. But still worth it.
    1
  1282. Say what you will about HBO (and Oliver has)... providing the main story is a public good.
    1
  1283. I his voice is familiar it is because has provided the instruction for many of the Khan Academy videos.
    1
  1284. 200 dislikes? Seriously? Hope I'm not paying for your kid's hospital visit and physical therapy. She's not demanding YOU wear a helmet. She's not even demanding her own kid wear a helmet.
    1
  1285. Funny? Yes. But, why? Dunno. It just... is
    1
  1286. Definitely benefited by being posted in order.
    1
  1287. Wow. Could you have had a better satire of the situation than this? I submit that you can not!
    1
  1288. in order please
    1
  1289. I know we haven't seen the fourth season yet. But I'm telling you... it won't be enough.
    1
  1290. @bentothetenthpower Check Snopes. He hasn't.
    1
  1291. Definitely fulfills the 'T' and 'E'.
    1
  1292. Trump created 'fake news'. And now we have it the rest of civilization.
    1
  1293. That last 45 seconds needs to be spun-off to a new Three's Company.
    1
  1294. "...an agrarian society of farmers" is repetitiveand while I got ya here... How have we not had a sketch of Jim & John yet. edit; ...a la Letterman's 'Pat and Kenny'.
    1
  1295. Nope. When you got to MTG, I punched out. I was looking for the exits about then anyhow.
    1
  1296. At 60... I don't have to worry about 'knocking up' someone? Sounds like it could still be a 1-in-16million shot.
    1
  1297. "Meyers", eh? I wonder if we'll see more of this prodigy in the future...
    1
  1298. This gets 8 minutes, guys?
    1
  1299. You would have missed a pretty good video.
    1
  1300. Ask why you hate.
    1
  1301. Christians put on a pike of their own making is my opiate for the masses.
    1
  1302. I have ONE Litecoin and saw it's value double in two months. But stable since. This report helped me understand digital cash a little better. But to really succeed, it will have to go by a name other than 'cryptocurrency' and show how is can be safe.
    1
  1303. "How about that geographically co-located professional athletic franchise, huh?"
    1
  1304. Because she wasn't bought by corporations, like who signs your checks.
    1
  1305. TED talks regularly earn 5 stars. Why is Jamie Oliver earning 3 stars... ...for telling the truth?
    1
  1306. The bit with the kids at the end was gold. Hope to see that way more often.
    1
  1307. Well... I'm going to have a hard time oppressing your rights... to kill cutely!
    1
  1308. Denial. Downplay. Deflect. Every American should be saying this.
    1
  1309. I have never seen a TED Talk that had as much real-time provable data as this one. Amazing. And surely to be a springboard for future works.
    1
  1310. The Gates don't have to help save the world. But I'm glad they do.
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  1311. No ads. Didn't watch.
    1
  1312. When someone says 'that was more than a second' I say 'not that second'.
    1
  1313. Nice. Thanks for getting some of these in there too.
    1
  1314. Like his lawyer says, 'he is a performance artist playing a character'. Doesn't make make you feel better about your country getting torn apart?
    1
  1315. Why are ingrates diluting the value of something as innovative as TED? Let me guess... then they'll complain the 'net is a wasteland and they don't understand why the world is going to hell.
    1
  1316. It ain't "Grandma Strangles Bobcat".
    1
  1317. Right. THIS is. Not sitting at a table for an eating bet.
    1
  1318. God help me if I catch someone throwing away an animal. I've rehabbed a dozen, to include a yearling cat dropped in the middle of I-5. Recovery was... interesting.
    1
  1319. It finally got there. But still... Get the writers in the sketches and raise the stakes.
    1
  1320. One hundred AND five?
    1
  1321. Never heard of Hunters 'til here. Saw the trailer. Oh, yeah. I'm in. FINALLY something worth rooting for.
    1
  1322. I think we'll see more of this guy.
    1
  1323. A gutsy top-flight TED talk. How sad that Judy Bonds' life proves the need for her cause. Our cause.
    1
  1324. Thanks?
    1
  1325. 2/3 of the way through and I'm choking with laughter.
    1
  1326. WILHELM SCREAM at 0:22
    1
  1327. Seth, eh? Meyers, eh? So this is the new kid, eh?
    1
  1328. Not a big Poehler fan... but turned it all the way up for this.
    1
  1329. Josh, you've been writing since Noah?!
    1
  1330. Vice is dipping a toe into humor... there's plenty of material.
    1
  1331. 'At this point in the familycast...'
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  1332. 'Cause God knows, blacks are renowned voters?
    1
  1333. There are a spare few videos that should be a time capsule of this epoch. This should be one.
    1
  1334. "This channel doesn't have any content"
    1
  1335. Way to rep the Colonies, Proops.
    1
  1336. Huh. 'Bullshit' got past the censor.
    1
  1337. What are you, like 75 lbs?
    1
  1338. There needs to be an award created. Give it to this show. Then no other ever again.
    1
  1339. Someday, in a simpler time, Frisbee will stunt double for Rusty.
    1
  1340. Gutsy, Seth. But necessary. thx
    1
  1341. Hi, Karen. Hope we see you more. I'm guilty of a couple of those things, but I worry that we all are losing our identities. I have no idea what my origins are, what health predilections I need to be aware of, et cetera.
    1
  1342. Thumbs up, Seth. Maybe we'll see you again on YouTube in a couple months...
    1
  1343. When Seth & Co. come up with a new recurring, odds are 99% it's a winner. It's a winner.
    1
  1344. Correction; you. like a lot of people, say 'nictating membrane'. It should be 'nictitating membrane' (as seen on the captioning). Yeowch.
    1
  1345. Lacks the TED edge. This topic has been covered, but could benefit from a more passionate presenter.
    1
  1346. How the hell does this get better and better every time.
    1
  1347. Thank you, Seth. Bet your mom offers you a drink now.
    1
  1348. I like the 'slightly moderated' triumph.
    1
  1349. Is that sports car... purple? 5:45 and 7:22
    1
  1350. The conservatives have shown their hand. Everytime they accuse Dems of something, they are CLEARLY misdirecting from their own same crimes. The term is 'gaslighting'.
    1
  1351. New angles. Meeting the crew. I like that.
    1
  1352. Maya reminds me of every girlfriend I've ever had. And I still value all of them.
    1
  1353. No ads! Yay!
    1
  1354. Love to see the inside aspect of SNL, etc. But... sometimes it's TOO inside.
    1
  1355. Wow. This guy filled the theater, huh?
    1
  1356. And now a Spanish-speaking ad. Who the hell is deciding which ones precede? And why do we have to sit through them for Top Gear videos that have already run here before?
    1
  1357. Somebody should edit all the times James May is hit from behind. Thumbs up for subduing ads, Top Gear. I will patronize the advertisers; Google Apps, Force.com, and even, ugh... BP
    1
  1358. Here come da judge! And about time.
    1
  1359. Wait... things are WORSE than other things?!!
    1
  1360. Seth... you were the chosen one!
    1
  1361. And someday LWT will cover the number of banana republics we smashed to benefit US corporations. Good times, good times.
    1
  1362. Is that why you're here?
    1
  1363. Someone like you HAS to vote, huh?
    1
  1364. No ad. Thank you Tiffany.
    1
  1365. You didn't say she was wrong.
    1
  1366. Hilarious! I feel like we finally met Ally.
    1
  1367. Great Talk. Misleading title.
    1
  1368. I don't know why, but it destroys me when Amber looks right into the camera. Or is it eternity?
    1
  1369. If you don't watch the captioning, after '...drank that Kool-aid', it says 'Still better than the Peppermint Patty joke'.
    1
  1370. Whoa, whoa, tried to sneak in the 'two-week hiatus' throwaway comment? Hope this gets fixed in Corrections.
    1
  1371. I HATE long lead times. 29 days... okay.
    1
  1372. This is brutal. Can't we, 'the greatest nation', do better than this?
    1
  1373. Log in. Log out. Log in. For this? The 'vuvuzela button' came in handy for this talk.
    1
  1374. I heard Nick Caudle is gonna fight Barry Nickson out at the flagpole after school!
    1
  1375. War is bad. Okay. But 15 minutes to get to the point... and no concrete solution is offered here.
    1
  1376. "...she quit the bench." One person bucking the trend is a crazy person. Two... is a trend.
    1
  1377.  @Goatcha_M  That boring piano player that has won an Oscar and a handful of Grammys...
    1
  1378. This. This is repartee.
    1
  1379. It's Talks like this that make me think the 'E' in TED should be Education.
    1
  1380. Old white guy here. All I know about Rihanna is that she was in Battleship. But she was really good. She's really nice here and put up with a lot. Pleased to meet you Rihanna.
    1
  1381. Time to take a vacation, Seth?
    1
  1382. If Lincoln Project starts a comedy news review... so much for John, Noah, Sam, and the rest.
    1
  1383. Settle down, Alex. Here's a check from your billionaire masters.
    1
  1384. ...which made it funny. Did you need him to be a double agent, Mr. de Mille?
    1
  1385. Seth is not doing well post-Letterman.
    1
  1386. @grudg3y Technology Entertainment Design. Tech is only one-third of TED.
    1
  1387. I didn't know such a thing existed. But... Lizzo is the most delightful person. Cheers.
    1
  1388. An important message in a palatable approach.
    1
  1389. God. I wanna hate this. But how could you? And nice they gave props to the department of... props...
    1
  1390. Baby Teeth! Baby teeth! That was me! Well, I mean it was all of us at some point. Not Wally, but...
    1
  1391. bakinmiday
    1
  1392. Time for you to take a vacation yet?
    1
  1393. Alvin Tossler - but your judgment disproves his finding?
    1
  1394. The extent of my sports interest is two Storm shirts. But lucky for the cause that you went to this.
    1
  1395. Thank you for subduing the ad.
    1
  1396. I think Jenny's last line was an ad-lib. Caught Seth by surprise, but it was even funnier.
    1
  1397. Millie will shave off her hair and kick the $#!† out of that monster. And when I saw Robin Wright, I physically got chills. And then Angela Bassett! This will be a classic.
    1
  1398. I love the lighter pieces. But you might want to spread them out to not tease credibility. Or assign one journo for it, like Jeanne Moos, Bill Geist...
    1
  1399. Stefanik. Lawmaker? Or Law breaker?
    1
  1400. I wish every community had a bonded Phillipsian carpenter.
    1
  1401. GOP doesn't believe in Universal Healthcare. Like the rest of the world has. But they do believe in... ghost buses?
    1
  1402. 7:38 Raquel WELCH. Not Raquel Welsh. (sigh) 😋
    1
  1403. You always hurt the one you love.
    1
  1404. Hey, Russian bots gotta make a living too.
    1
  1405. So you complain when they poke politicians? Cats? Blue whales? Might wanna unclench and ease up on the carnivorous attacks.
    1
  1406. I recall a Mike Douglas show decades ago where a specialist in a demonstration merely mentioned he was going to cut a leaf and the plant's EKG spiked. Do they speak English? Can they see the future? Pick up on hostility? Sorry. No more funding for science...
    1
  1407. Perfect choice for kicking open the door to the boy's club.
    1
  1408. This show is getting better and better.
    1
  1409. A Shoe story? What next, Wally?
    1
  1410. The Sean Connery/Nicholas Cage movie 'The Rock' shed light on how Special Forces are Killed in Action and we had to deny their activity and, in fact, blame them for their own loss. A cowboy country like us should be able to say they died in service.
    1
  1411. Sheryl seemed to... have a... buffering problem...
    1
  1412. The Sneakers Whistler comment is out of context. PLEASE post these in order.
    1
  1413. I especially enjoyed 'This One Right Here'.
    1
  1414. Only host to work the crowd.
    1
  1415. Top Gear USA isn't as good as The Wizard Of Oz.
    1
  1416. Nice. Good for you, Seth. Good for your crew.
    1
  1417. Okay. Imma need an affidavit about what happened before this sketch.
    1
  1418. Attended a gun show once. Somebody fired off a round. Everybody shook their heads, then rolled over to get hotdogs.
    1
  1419. I LOVE an admission of when things don't go right.
    1
  1420. Tell your children. Tell them to tell their children.
    1
  1421. When are you going to stop giving these terrorists airtime and legitimacy?
    1
  1422. The people who hate TED Women wish they could beat their wives.
    1
  1423. Had it succeeded, Trump could have taken credit for doing one good thing.
    1
  1424. no
    1
  1425. This is gonna screw up my recommendations, but... thumbs up.
    1
  1426. An 'aunt' infestation. Oh.
    1
  1427. "Grrr. I hateses wimmenfolk. Oh. This ain't TED Women? Never mind."
    1
  1428. Clearly a Day Drinking opportunity.
    1
  1429. Ohhhh. THAT'S how you get laid.
    1
  1430. What I never hear mentioned ts that Watson was losing at the show's halfway point.
    1
  1431. There is no reason this should exist. Or be so satisfying. And yet...
    1
  1432. Patricia, there is an additional insidious aspect. Plastics leach a synthetic hormone that mimics estrogen. Trolls gripe about effeminate men while continuing plastic use.
    1
  1433. Jimmi Simpson in a tour-de-force.
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  1434. Are you kidding me? The future of computers, and for nearly a minute, the video editor is fixated on the goddamned POWER POINT! I love TEDtalks- I am a daily subscriber. But I suspect one of the reasons it is not yet mainstream is that the editors (or real-time directors) haven't a friggin' clue or care about what they're doing! TED is amazing. It needs video coverage (and by extension, proponency and archiving) that conveys its impact. Bottom line? When in doubt, go to the wide shot. Please.
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  1435. My favorite one is by the white guy.
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  1436. You two should compare Oscar, Emmy and Golden Globe awards.
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  1437. Irvo Otieno Darryl Williams Tyre Nichols... Keenan Anderson... Robert Adams... Jayland Walker... Ronald Greene... Kevin Desir... Derrick Kittling... Eric Garner... Tamir Rice... Oscar Grant... Eric Harris... Freddie Gray... Sandra Bland... Philando Castile... Elijah McClain... Charles Roundtree... Stephon Clark... Aaron Bailey... Alfred Olango... Samuel DuBose... Phillip White... Botham Jean... Breonna Taylor... George Floyd... Daunte Wright... Jason Walker... Patrick Lyoya... Donovan Lewis... Trayvon Martin... Leonard Thomas... Said Joquin... THIS is why we are divided.
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  1438. Listed as mini-series. Beth Grant, Michael Chernus, Bridget Everett, Martha Kelly, Lawrence Pressman, Mel Rodriguez, Kimberly Hebert Gregory, Delbert Hunt.
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  1439. Ask why you hate.
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  1440. If this is a tourist picnic... what happens when they hold a riot?
    1
  1441. God damn. I had forgotten that feeling. There was a time when America had hope... had stature...
    1
  1442. How the heck can we get a feed of just Steve Hartman stories.
    1
  1443. Uh... thanks?
    1
  1444. Silly sketch. And I will buy the shilled product.
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  1445. This is really quite exceptional. I think only Seth could have done it.
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  1446.  Boredasfuc  No, he can't. Not intelligently or maturely... "Boredasfuc".
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  1447.  @JStorkey6  I have made a living entertaining. And how old are YOU, Jr?
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  1448. Riiiiight. This story is how old?
    1
  1449. Thanks for subduing ads, Top Gear.
    1
  1450. He was henceforth 'the Viral Vicar'.
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  1451. Not hilarious, but original and a cautionary tale for our time. Hope they used a padded shirt, but his back did look pretty red.
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  1452. How gutsy to use an exclusively Ameslan movie clip.
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  1453. "...one a' them paradigm-shiftin' moments, playa." I'm going to try to slip this into a conversation today.
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  1454. This may be a little too inaccessible to those of us in the Y-chromosome category.
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  1455. As of last month my rent exceeds my military pension.
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  1456. Couldn't hide Senior White House correspondent any more effectively, Seth?
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  1457. Uhhh... wrong captioning.
    1
  1458. Trump's actions are triggering this violence. Call it what it is; TERRORISM. If we do not fight it, we are just as at fault.
    1
  1459. Umm... Nancy Giles is a voiceover artist...
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  1460. " . . . purse . . . " ?
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  1461. I will come back to this story every few months. 'Cause this is The Kind of Story We Need Right Now.
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  1462.  @SaHayes-it2uw  Saw all four seasons.
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  1463. What dies the 'E' in TED stand for?
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  1464. Keiko O'Brien! Not even mentioned!
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  1465. ton-NEE! ton-NEE! ton-NEE! I've known this was the right thing to do all along. Now to just get women to insist on being treated properly.
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  1466. Thanks?
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  1467. iiiiinnnnn oooorrrrddddeeeerrrrr
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  1468. Neither T nor E nor D, but I think this is the most important talk ever from TED. We strive to be forward-looking yet fear to look back. I will watch this talk again sometime... when I can take it.
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  1469. sense makes not order posted out of
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  1470. Golly, thanks for your refreshing original thought, Russia-bot!
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  1471. Looking forward to seeing your full-assed movie.
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  1472. Oh, yeah, you're the Sinclair channel...
    1
  1473. "Pickle? PICKLE?!!"
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  1474. Hey, Jeremy! Your wife is funny too! Good job, mate!
    1
  1475. These two clips are WAAAY out of order. Political statement, Late Night Social Media editor?
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  1476. Hard to believe we can laugh about this. It'll be easier to do once Trump leaves the White House... if he ever does.
    1
  1477. Ask why you hate
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  1478. Hey, Seth. I've been to Japan. 'Course, I had to join the Marine Corps...
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  1479. ( why is the audio in your clips so weeeeak... )
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  1480. But I'll admit... I'm starting to think about the design for my first tattoo.
    1
  1481. I think Cleese will be back for more of that.
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  1482. Um, actually...you can't vote 'no' on Lorde. You can only vote for Seth. You can...
    1
  1483. @TheRealBlackPuma Let me try to de-code your argument. Despite my alternatives, you see no alternatives. You are not corporal saying 'YOUR complaining'. But relax. I'm sure if you do nothing, corporations will always do what's best for you. Thanks for your input. Just as I did.
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  1484. The More You Know... In Britain you don't call 911, you call 999.
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  1485. How did none of them come up with the punchline; "did a black man organ donate his bits to you?"
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  1486. I'm well into Season 5 of her program. It unbearably warms my heart to hear Sierra starting vet college. Big fan of the original All Creatures Great and Small, saw all of the books. I cannot imagine how Michelle could be more of a television personality, perfect animal advocate, guide and veterinarian.
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  1487. I'll always be an enormous Letterman fan. But... Seth and Co. have substantially changed the late night format for the better in a way that is long overdue.
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  1488. In that case... how many pedos does she have in her family?
    1
  1489. Man, that suspension looked TOO firm.
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  1490. Why?
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  1491. I'd post this to my Facebook if it didn't have that giant billboard down in the corner the whole time.
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  1492. You make no mention of how EVERY cop wears a flak vest and 25# of equip. Maybe YouTube should have standards for commenters.
    1
  1493. A guy was dissing Chee in her tweets, so I defended her. She blocked both of us. Flip her off, you say...
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  1494. Kudos to the captioning artist. Lots of crosstalk there.
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  1495. PLEASE. POST. THESE. IN. ORDER.
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  1496. Are supposed to thank you for your hack pouting?
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  1497. Clip?
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  1498. Humorous. And so depressing.
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  1499. I don't know that it'll be better when the audience returns. Right now it feels like we were all allowed into the boy's club.
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  1500. Not a fan of body counts, but this appears to subdue them. And the sporadic humor is compelling.
    1
  1501. The sooner we develop clean alternative energy sources, the sooner sheiks will be sitting on vast reserves of mud.
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  1502. This is pointless until we vote to break pharma's lobbyist stranglehold on Congress.
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  1503. Statham is a great action hero. So long as they attack one at a time, politely.
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  1504. I will bookmark this talk, then show the end animation to my son just before his 12th birthday. Then show him the rest of it.
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  1505. omg...
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  1506. Wow. Easily one of the most important TED Talks.
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  1507. 13:27 HOW IDEOTIC ARE YOU you can even use a key labled "exit key" on the exit
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  1508. Huh. Boyle made an "Hatche-I-V" joke. What are the odds?
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  1509. Uh-oh. I got called out for my Herzog jibe. Got me, Seth.
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  1510. First saw Naomi a couple months ago. Wish there was a lot more of her.
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  1511. If it's an internet-only offering... why the annoying beeps?
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  1512. Ah. Summer.
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  1513. Killer cast. But... what is the redeeming value?
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  1514. Yes, Seth. I enjoyed aaaaat.
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  1515. Every program had a chance. Only Seth and Co. came up with 'The Kind of Story We Need Right Now'.
    1
  1516. Wow. SNL cast can ONLY do bits on Seth. Only.
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  1517. Great talk. TED should think about adding an "S" and making it TEDS. For Sociology.
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  1518. Nazadrovya, komrad. Is another glorious day in Trumpistan.
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  1519. I lost track of the number of tech advances after half-a-dozen... edit; 'track', not 'rack'.
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  1520. "This channel doesn't have any content"
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  1521. Dude... we all get there way too soon. And we are gonna spend a lonnnng time there.
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  1522. Very enthusiastic. Hope they are using her for recruiting as well.
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  1523. No ads. Didn't watch.
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  1524. You think they got elected on tips?
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  1525. Are you applying the same criteria to white males like Trump? Elon Musk?
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  1526. Things like THIS are why I subscribe.
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  1527. You have used the common pronunciation of 'asterik', but the proper pronunciation should be 'a·str·uhsk'. 😋
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  1528. Seth wants two cameras. What do we do?!! "Give him... three..."
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  1529. Monty Python and Don Rickles had a kid.
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  1530. Even human babies lack object permanence, so this is quite remarkable.
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  1531. Jeremy's gone all Python on us. (Thanks for putting the ad at the end.)
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  1532. Dratch in a dress and heels. I'm concerned that Seth didn't offer a steadying hand. He usually does for that.
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  1533. Turns out all of Trump's pelt robes were fake fur anyhow.
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  1534. Wow! They even got Raphael Chestang!
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  1535. What?! Do you ask your doctor not to wash his hands before surgery? Do you throw your shit into the street? Call weather forecasting satanic?  Protest against penicillin mold being injected into your children?  Let your children play with mercury?  Do you still believe the sun revolves around a flat earth and that smoking is therapeutic? Do your children look you in the eye?
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  1536. In the history of mankind... there will never be another Robin Williams.
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  1537. Ronny is a bit much. But we need a new Don Rickles.
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  1538. Paul is sad about Seth's mustache. Sad!
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  1539. I have just been introduced to Jen. Her and Alex Wagner are helping fill Maddow's absence. Quite nicely.
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  1540. This is The Kind of Story We Need Right Now.
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  1541. Somewhere a publicist is saying 'that's not what I tild her to do. Sexy, Scar, mysterious.' But Scarlett will be Scarlett. And even cooler.
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  1542. Never leave us again Seth. Never...
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  1543. This is a study. TED is about development. There are a thousand places we can get lectures.
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  1544. What the hell does Benedict Donald know about the Mayor of Puerto Rico? He said he was going to call the "President of Puerto Rico".
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  1545. In 'the colonies' we spell it 'Whitney'. I'm guessing it's an English name as well.
    1
  1546. Four years later, Ti became the highest paid sports agent alive. She retired to Fiji to become a beach bum... at the age of 12.
    1
  1547. Smell that? That is 1K of jealous 7-year-old trolls that won't do anything with their own lives.
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  1548. Oh, Trump did. He put the candy ON TOP of somebody's costume.
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  1549. Jeff might be the best comedy writer that ever was.
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  1550. Senior White House Correspondent for the win!
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  1551. See here, young Mister Meyers... Malkovich would never fumfer as you portrayed him doing in the middle of a sentence... (seriously... how could something so semi-scripted evoke such hilarity. And the cards...)
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  1552. Yes, all Mr. Dishman says is true. Sadly, medical corporations will not field innovation until they can see what's in it for them or another corporation does it and they fear falling behind.
    1
  1553. No ads. Didn't watch.
    1
  1554. Gosh, thanks for your predictable boy-troll garbage!
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  1555. Wait, wait, wait... May is slower than his mother?!!
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  1556. Seems to appeal to people like you that have rudimentary communication skills.
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  1557. @TheRealBlackPuma You are wrong. You don't use ads, I don't use ads, Top Gear doesn't always use ads. TED Talks puts selected quality ads at the end. We are subjected to thousands of ads everyday and they largely waste the only commodity we cannot re-new, our time. Complaining does work. Look at rallies, emigration, lawsuits... Unless you just want to give in to them. Tell me more about your opinion while I am not entitled to.
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  1558. Tape nose? Tina? Lettuce? Are these out of order again?
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  1559. Be suspicious of any elaborate explanation. And all conservative explanations are elaborate.
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  1560. Run away!
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  1561. Such Anglo-centric comments from TED viewers. Do not mistake people's confidence with our arrogance. They are respectful to everyone, not just our leaders. We eat cattle, but they revere animals. We turn away from spirituality but they can prove their prophets are re-incarnated. Who are we to say only our way is right? Look up the definition of 'fascism'. People who leave comments are thinkers. Everyone else can barely be bothered with a thumbs-down.
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  1562. It's like a community television production with a huge budget. And still the classiest thing on tv. Thanks Seth and Co. Thank you VERY much.
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  1563. Pretty dry and nothing new. Talkers need to get away from 'big picture' and lecturing us and get down to telling us what they've done and what we can do.
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  1564. And it was the best ChristmasCORRECTIONS. It was the best Corrections ever. Now to take some time off. You have haven't had a day off in, what, a day and a half?
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  1565. A cheesy premise... that becomes an amazing presentation. From now on the "E" in TED will stand for Extraordinary.
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  1566. Interesting TED twist. And, as always, something to think about.
    1
  1567. I see Josh, I thumbs up.
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  1568. A lot of time for ANYTHING. That's the joke. Now add a short sound effect. Short.
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  1569. Amber, thank you for making this list. I'm tweeting it far and wide.
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  1570. When Letterman retired I gave up. Meyers brought the light back.
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  1571. Wow. No other show has this kind of guts. Karen is charming and really took a chance here. We are the richer for it.
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  1572. Tell me where your 'solutions' are working. In red states? They take up to 3x more than they pay in.
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  1573. @TheRealBlackPuma Please identify my 'disrespect' versus yours. And count the number of comments about ads and people trying to circumvent them. You're gonna be busy.
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  1574. So many do DeNiro impersonations. I'd love to see what impersonations DeNiro does.
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  1575. Seth brushing up his improv skills at 11:15
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  1576. So who won?!!
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  1577. Yup. Meyers is close to spinning off Ruffin. Now to figure out how.
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  1578. Mr. Hemmert, I do not see this profoundly advancing human interface to technology. Good luck, but back to the drawing board.
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  1579. Every, every, EVERY conference should have a four-minute "Huff Stuff" perspective block. But for now... Off to 'sleep my way to the top'.
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  1580. "He only had one choice!!!" (spoiler alert; pliers)
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  1581. Not a fan of Farrell's since his cursefest on Letterman. But here he reveals himself to be a lifelong student of acting. It makes me wonder if his Letterman hijinks was a begrudging act.
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  1582. Jen, I love smart, confident girls. There is a period after your middle name. What is "8" short for?
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  1583. I'd put up there that she was banned from ALL NINE of the Indian/Native American reservations in her state.
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  1584. PLEASE work on your captioning.
    1
  1585. out of order
    1
  1586. Ah. Way back when the end music didn't knock you on your ass...
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  1587. Eee. Still wasn't enough to keep the band.
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  1588. Ooh. Oh. Yup. Seth trusts his crew to deliver. And it pays off.
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  1589. Oh, Amber. Just in the nick of time.
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  1590. NowThis, careful about the editing. Consider a short slide up front instead of so much interstitial correction.
    1
  1591. Thanks for YOUR help.
    1
  1592. You guys realize you are making history. Right?
    1
  1593. Seth says Wait, What?
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  1594. The 7-year-old trolls who spam comments can finally put their pacifier back in.
    1
  1595. It IS possible to be twins and different colors, though.
    1
  1596. Let's see... Get reliable updated info on Covid-19 from Last Week Tonight or... from the White HAWHAWHAWHAW... Nah. I just could say it with a straight face.
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  1597. Jokes Seth Can't Tell AND Back in My Day? Finally, America is great again!
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  1598. You didn't watched the video... didja?
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  1599. I seldom invest 15minutes into a TED Talk. This was time well-spent front to back and top to bottom. I only follow one person on Twitter; Neil deGrasse Tyson. But I'll bet he's a fan on Emily's.
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  1600. So are tomatoes and avocadoes. Are you giving those up? As demand rises, western farmers will adapt.
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  1601. If... IF... we save this species, this planet... it may have all come down to this one Swedish 16-year-old girl.
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  1602. Don't ask questions if you ain't gonna like the answers.
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  1603. Are you kidding me? A presentation 100% about audio and his presentation was 100% visual until halfway through. TED needs an advisor for guys like this. You may feel strongly about your subject, but are you giving it the best shot? TED can change the world, but it wouldn't hurt to ask how these presentations could be improved. Come to think of it, that's good advice for schools.
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  1604. One word; 'clip'.
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  1605. She's gonna a handful for Hollywood. Good. I knew I'd adore her.
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  1606. bot
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  1607. Peace in the Middle East? One step closer. Take a TED Walk today.
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  1608. Jesus and Trump, yeah, so much alike. Jesus overturned moneychangers tables. Trump is a moneychanger. Jesus is King. Trump almost became a king. Jesus had a resurrection. Trump will be sworn in... aaaannnnyy day now...
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  1609. Perhaps my dogma is a little too concrete. But... Normally TED is about accurately expressing problems and identifying solutions. I'm not seeing a framework for solutions to this. Otherwise, this is just a drive-by seminar.
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  1610. Charles Schulz was allergic to "Peanuts". He didn't like the name created by King Features Syndicate. He preferred "Charlie Brown and Snoopy".
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  1611. Us white folk know that can get out of hand. You will have to start the conversation. And, yes, I know how that looks.
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  1612. I wondered how you save a house. In a way, I guess you don't.
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  1613. You're welcome, Seth.
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  1614. Mad Man Meyers...
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  1615. Did Seth have a catch in his voice at 1:30?
    1
  1616. THIS is my kink, now.
    1
  1617. Well, just ignore it and it will cease to be true.
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  1618. Strange to see Hill this serious.
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  1619. Mr. Ahmad, please consider having your staff create a Wikipedia page for you. Only one Omar Ahmad appears there and his activities are most disturbing.
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  1620. Powerful. One of the few TED Talks I wish was a little longer. We are one of the few species that does not allow an alpha male. And as we age, the proportion of women to men means many risk going without companionship entirely.
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  1621. Amber doesn't even have to try this hard. But I'm glad she does.
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  1622. Better and better.
    1
  1623. Are you trying to say Alex "Performance Artist" Jones is?
    1
  1624. THAT END MUSIC IS WAY TOO LOUD.
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  1625. Notice how Trump waited 'til AFTER Letterman retired to announce his candidacy...
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  1626. Breaks my heart we had to live through all of this. But... soon...
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  1627. Click your profile picture. Dark mode is halfway down. And start out in Default View.
    1
  1628. ...and donations are going to Lincoln's conservative Board.
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  1629. Not a great bit, but the growl in the name helps sell it.
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  1630. Comedy on the fly. I keep waiting for this segment to get tired, and the opposite is happening.
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  1631. Love Seth and the crew. But this is the first time I've ever tweeted a sketch.
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  1632. We need a lot more videos of Tyson like this. If al teachers were at least half as good as him...
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  1633. Nope. Never get a school named after him. No coin, no aircraft carrier. We won't be able to forget him fast enough.
    1
  1634. Top Gear USA isn't as good as visiting Hawaii.
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  1635. That's okay. You grow out of it.
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  1636. Why can't a commentator be engaged?
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  1637. That clip will be the most hilarious thing I will see today.
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  1638. Somebody gripes about unions, tell them then they better send their children back to work at dangerous factories.
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  1639. @TheRealBlackPuma You decide what is due and not due? This really seems to bother you.
    1
  1640. Sooo... is HBO done screwing around with LWT's YouTube feed?
    1
  1641. Seth has a sidekick! (...or does he...)
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  1642. Woo! Yeah! YEAH!!!
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  1643. Trying to imagine Kenan ever excited.
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  1644. Important videos. Bad sponsors.
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  1645. Did the graphics department get the live band funding?
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  1646. YES! YES! YES!!!
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  1647. Huh. No smart-ass comments from Russian bots. Dare we hope?
    1
  1648. Somebody put a LOT of work into that 'trip'. Seth and Co. don't have to work this hard to fill 60minutes. But I think history and the entertainment yardstick says 'thank you'.
    1
  1649. I wondered what the story was behind that truck pinned up in the middle of the studio. And thanks for not making us sit thru an ad.
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  1650.  @scottd2063  "Lefties" ain't criticizing the withdrawal. It's the only thing the cons have.
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  1651. I have three subscriptions. Some may say the Washington Post is liberal. Some may say the New York Times is liberal. Although how factual reportage is considered liberal... But my The Guardian subscription is proof that the world is concerned about the specter of an aberrant self-absorbed dictator-in-waiting getting mind-boggling support.
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  1652. This observation is way overdue. When TV news was first mandated, it used to be a money-loser for networks. But, hey, now turn it over to corporate ownership and now only the most profit-making stories are told; i.e., "if it bleeds, it leads". So no more graphic news for me. I'll be perfectly content to watch CBS Sunday Morning and see what we are doing *right*.
    1
  1653. This account is a few hours old.
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  1654. If you're tired of hearing this stories... just remember... Amber lived through ALL of them. And more. Times millions of blacks. Even Neil deGrasse Tyson. Check out his Twitter for yesterday.
    1
  1655. Thank you for putting the ad at the end.
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  1656. Wow. That was the fastest "Jokes..." ever. But the most Jokes Per Minute rate.
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  1657. Jokes Seth Can't Tell, Back In My Day, Leave 'Em Alone, Amber Says What. Add 'At This Point'.
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  1658. This journalism should be winning awards and making the corporate-owned media ashamed.
    1
  1659. She's not married to him anymore, right?
    1
  1660. Compared to your hilarious content? Oh. Wait. You don't have ANY!
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  1661. Okay, TED. You set the pace. Teach us about a new field every day.
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  1662. "Sept 2010"? TEDtalks from the future?!! Wow, these guys ARE good good.
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  1663. Stellar set.
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  1664. Seth on the zeitgeist. Sure. I can see that.
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  1665. Button. Smashed.
    1
  1666. Very engaging speaker making a complex study relatable.
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  1667. Seth & Co. still breaking comedy conventions. Lutz for Best Supporting Actor!
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  1668. Seth & Co giving 200%... all the time
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  1669. How is this guy not more excited about his presentation? This is that rare trifecta of Technology, Education AND Design. This is an awesome and inspiring project.
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  1670. Sorry it ain't Marilyn Monroe, Al. Nice to add these accents to the drier TED talks.
    1
  1671. Ooohh, the junior White House reporter looked right into the camera. The Senior White House reporter would not have made that mistake.
    1
  1672. "Incision", Seth. Like a scalpel. Not "cut", like scissors.
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  1673. Farther and farther from reality. And better and better.
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  1674. I can just hear the whiners now... "Why should I care about women's breast cancer?" as they are standing in line for their HMO-covered Viagra.
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  1675. I have dated three women that each had two children; an older daughter and a younger son. Each mother doted on the son and spurned the daughter. Women- men will continue to oppress you as long as you oppress each other.
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  1676. CORRECTION; Donald Trump, Jr., can't be a junior if his middle name is different. 🦊
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  1677. Are you kidding me? Poet Laureates are fine, but every school district should have a Ze Frank. This ain't a T, but it is an E and a D put together.
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  1678. "Steve"? At least you're qualified to be president, Seth.
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  1679. It will evaporate by Easter. Um, which Easter?
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  1680. Okeee. Twiki was in Buck Rogers. You're thinking of Muffit the Daggit (there actually was a chimpanzee in the costume). Twiki was voiced by Mel Blanc ("I'm freezing my ball bearings off"). Twiki also carried Dr. Theopolus on his chest like a pendant. It also had Erin Gray. Now let's all consider Erin Gray...
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  1681. Whoa. The new guy's voice sounds just like Meyers.
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  1682. I'm torn between laughing out loud. And weeping for American integrity. And by extension, world history.
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  1683. Really great selection of talks lately.
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  1684. Seem to have chased the losers away. Now to clean up the Russian bots...
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  1685. Cisco, thanks for sponsoring TED. Do you only have one ad?
    1
  1686. Forgive me if I don't rely upon you for logistical reference. It's 35% (18boats), not 35. That still leaves 30 silently patrolling. If you wanna have every boat out to sea, go to Russia. They had; K-8, K-219, K-278, K-429, K-141, K-159... which all sunk. Almost 300 men.
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  1687. Oh, goody. The quintuple twist.
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  1688. I'm an old white boy running for office. But I would love to see a lot more representation of people like her as well.
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  1689. Oh. Thought this was a Colbert cold open.
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  1690. Hear me out on this. Have Wally guest host one night. NO MORE. The Wally episode. Build up to it like a challenge or a last-minute crisis. Not the hero we want. But the hero we need.
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  1691. Acaster weirds me out, but Seth and I have something in common. We both value those talents that appear on QI, Mock the Week, etc. And my kid watches Taskmaster, same people.
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  1692. Will we. Will we ever go one day without Republican treachery.
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  1693. Seth is not just a legendary talk show host. He is a comedy curator.
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  1694. I have to keep pointing this out... YOU ARE COMPLAINING!
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  1695. There was a time we thought the earth was flat. There was a time we thought smoking was therapeutic. We don't know everything we're ever going to know.
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  1696. Sooo... do I speak Spanish to youI'm so confused...
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  1697. "...basis of merit"?!! Your false idol appointed a frat boy and a zealot sycophant, Cucker.
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  1698. These never... NEVER... get old. I still remember the first; 'Grandma Strangles Bobcat to Death'; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwpHSKHyEWQ
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  1699. If you're not a white male, yes. Tell me, what are you?
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  1700. Hey! That corner bug is too distracting. Punched out before one minute. Thanks!
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  1701. Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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  1702. God. When I see some of the thumbnails, I STILL don't want to hear even the jokes.
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  1703. The rules say that all Dennis Miller impressions must be preceded by 'now I don't wanna go on a rant here' and followed by 'cha-cha-cha'.
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  1704. I don't know why. But I'm out of breath.
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  1705. 1000000 of US dead. Democracy attacked. 7trillion for billionaire tax cuts. That was just Act I.
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  1706. Historians will tear this era of ours apart for our indulgence of this party of traitors. Unless Trump gets re-elected. Then historians will be the first shot.
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  1707. Symptoms of Republicanism; cannot sustain eye contact.
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  1708. Who was the silver-haired gal in the white sweater?
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  1709. After 9/11, we had Dave to pick US back up. After Nov 5, I gave up all news. But, with Amber...
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  1710. Uhhh... thanks?
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  1711. Thumbs up for the Wally.
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  1712. NOW we're living in the future.
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  1713. 'Baze' is the current equivalent to 'Lutz!'
    1
  1714. Terry... Terrrrrry... you are black. You chose a stark white background. We would rather see you than glare.
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  1715. Nope. No fundamentalists can complain. This is our faith's belief. What are you gonna go to war over Skyfather?
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  1716. No TED Talk has affected me more. If corporations are taking subsidies and you are eligible... why aren't you?
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  1717. Wow. That COMPLETELY debunks his premise, huh?
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  1718. Thumbs up before the video even started. Glad this will be a regular feature.
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  1719. "Uh, Seth? Our eyes are right here."
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  1720. She is super-smart. The dress distracts from that.
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  1721. Seth Rule #1; anything goes.
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  1722. The breadth of offbeat movies these days is refreshing.
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  1723. I love that Seth and crew leave room for banter/interp. And it always pay off.
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  1724. Never see emotion on Faux Nois. Almost as if nothing is real.
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  1725. Only a seven-minute video but half spent telling us what we already knew.
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  1726. Wonderful. Tell that to corporations that foul your air and water. They'll never see the inside of a cell. Simple as that. Right?
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  1727. Wait a minute. You mean Trump is unpredictable?! Well, I'm sure his presidency will be just fine. 🤭
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  1728. Posted in order? Closed captioning? I want to ask your dad if I can marry you.
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  1729. Anybody else have to slow down the speed on these bits? Seth is doing his damnedest to keep these under 45 minutes.
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  1730. Oy, oy, oy!
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  1731. Trying to imagine if this would hit me as hard if weren't a dad. Yeah. I bet it would.
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  1732. I pointed it out also. But... who was first?
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  1733. But you're a billionaire, right, Donny? Go fer it, dewwwwd.
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  1734. No ads. Didn't watch.
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  1735. Thumbs down if you fear the emergence of woman.
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  1736. Nope. No front load ads.
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  1737. Thank you for telling the story, Mat. Your one liberal vet fan, L/Cpl Ames, Hotel 3/11 USMC, '86-'90.
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  1738. Nice. Simple, good-looking and well-produced.
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  1739. And you're paying for the care of every one of them, about $60000 a year.
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  1740. Realized I was holding my breath during this.
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  1741. Josh will be running that whole thing someday. As he should.
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  1742. Thanks for the ad skip option, Top Gear. I'm looking forward to watching every future video offering.
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  1743. "dree"? Or "drie"?
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  1744. Oh, YOU'RE hilarious.
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  1745. No ads. Didn't watch.
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  1746. [TED moderator- audio is muffled.] The enthusiasm on the children's faces is beautiful.
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  1747. Hey, guys. You are getting a thumbs-up just on continuity alone.
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  1748. Add a power balled and it's a '70s buddy cop theme opening.
    1
  1749. No. Please don't stoop to Fallon.
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  1750. Return of the Senior White House Correspondent!
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  1751. There is something electric about Corrections...
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  1752. Ohhh, the REAL News. Well, then. The Left hates the left. Democrats hate Democrats. Here's your Pulitzer for all your hard work...
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  1753. Okay. Seriously. When does the TED talk start?
    1
  1754. Or.. wacky notion... lead the world.
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  1755. You're welcome.
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  1756. Hyperbolic... but not inaccurate.
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  1757. bot account
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  1758. If people are spinning 'their' version of the Bible, how will you know unless you have read the Bible? Same goes for the Koran. Thomas Jefferson kept one in his library (which later became the Library of Congress). Are you superior to the author of the Declaration of Independence? Did you know the 72 virgins is not mentioned in the Koran?
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  1759. Still no respect for Senior White House correspondent.
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  1760. My favorite was the one by the white guy.
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  1761. Why bleeping when this sketch doesn't air?
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  1762. Jane... Much less time on what games mean to kids, and more time to problem-solving games, what simple 'games' are already online, what's in development, what the world needs, etc.
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  1763. Thought Seth would say after LCD display that he would go buy one once he remembered his PIN Number for the ATM Machine.
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  1764. Seth is not doing this package for HIS benefit...
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  1765. News has become revenue-generating vs. public service as mandated by the fairness doctrine of the FCC, since abolished under Reagan.
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  1766. Wie gehts. Pliss to be including Werner Herzog/Christoph Waltz, hein?
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  1767. NO ONE connects with the audience as much and as well as Seth Meyers. No one.
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  1768. Wiiiiillld.
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  1769. Ah. Before America lived in constantly mis-directed fear and shame.
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  1770. I'm not sure this is the best use of time of the world's greatest minds. Ah, well. 3 minutes.
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  1771. In. One. Take. Live.
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  1772. Wow. You make the decisions for them. Your own life didn't work out so well?
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  1773. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You mean half the population has this skin extension?!! Well, we better contrive some outrage for this organ chosen at random.
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  1774. Our long national nightmare is over. Almost.
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  1775. Oh you scientists and your 'displacement'...
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  1776. Exactly. Suppress it all. Deny the problem. That'll fix it!
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  1777. Why is the captioning so far off?
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  1778. Allen. Carson. Letterman. Meyers.
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  1779. How can the Senior White House Correspondent be in the last row? I think you guys are just judging our reactions now.
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  1780. This is not just a failed state under Trump. It is a failed state because of Trump.
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  1781. Said the failed comedian with 1 subscriber.
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  1782. Steve Hartman; "...three national Emmy awards and nine RTNDA/Edward R. Murrow awards..."
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  1783. I will die a Letterman fan. But no one has audience interaction like Seth.
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  1784. Why has no one, until now, explained why we need Taiwan and must protect it.
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  1785. Well, if lightning is far enough away...
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  1786. Not a Family Guy fan. But a big Charlie Brown and Snoopy fan (Schulz didn't like the publisher-imposed term 'Peanuts'). I still feel like Seth let them off lightly.
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  1787. It's like... a sloooow motion train wreck...
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  1788. Geographically co-located professional athletic franchises... But Leslie's commentary makes me want to watch them anyhow.
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  1789. How will explain to my grandchildren that we allowed this?
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  1790. Seth and the crew... you understand you are fixing television, no?
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  1791. Good point. Better send it off to the Cayman Islands.
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  1792. "Let's not argue about who killed who..." Is this a Monty Python tribute? (Thumbs up, 'eights')
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  1793.  Message Me Now ±⑤③⓪②③⓪③③④①  Well, golly, gee, it's swell. Do you take a check?
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  1794. God, I hope there are Republicans that are still Americans, first.
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  1795. Unlike the president.
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  1796. New short ad anyhow.
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  1797. Tell me why that is so important to you.
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  1798. We know who the Pope is, TED. How about Colombe Cahen-Salvador? If you want us to heed a speaker, you have to attribute. "Colombe is the co-founder and co-Executive Director of NOW!" "She previously co-founded Volt Europa - Europe's first pan-European movement." "Colombe worked in various human rights and humanitarian organizations, including Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights, the NRC, and the OHCHR. She holds a Masters of Law from Duke School of Law, as well as a law degree from Warwick University."
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  1799. Is it too much to ask if a feature is either a movie or a series?
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  1800. I miss Jon Stewart. I have a lot of respect for Noah. And Daily Show articles are still a punch to the gut.
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  1801. Yay! Senior Fashion Reporter is back! (Sorry, don't know what else to call her.) Jeez, Meyers. You looked at everybody EXCEPT her. Is she a threat to you?
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  1802. A rapid-fire 25minutes. DeSantis should start bitching about rigged elections now. Because gays, blacks, women, and 'woke' (people who aren't asleep) are going to vote him out.
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  1803. I subscribe to TED, but I'm here because of Elle's algorithm.
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  1804. Yep. I'm halfway there myself.
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  1805. The 'Tolkeen' correction was sent anonymously by Colbert.
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  1806. Sorry I got my fellow Jackals Rick-rolled.
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  1807. I still miss Dave... but at least we have Seth.
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  1808. Okay. Give me a good reason you'd downvote this... that isn't fear-based.
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  1809. This video project pushes me to 51% of making a contribution to Vox.
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  1810. Is there any sketch that cannot be improved with a Werner Herzog impersonation? I zink naught.
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  1811. I'm not getting the varying stool heights...
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  1812. Anybody giving you television shows and awards? Take a seat, junior.
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  1813. WEIRD editing on this.
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  1814. My favorite one was by that white guy.
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  1815. Dear Underappreciated Video Intern... could you please present these individually? There's a good minion. Thank you.
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  1816. "The Kind Of Story We Need Right Now"... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymLY_kgf75o
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  1817. Hooah, Captain. Thank you for your service.
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  1818. Easily the biggest laugh of my week. Easily.
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  1819. I could really use this if there were a transcription of it somewhere.
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  1820. I'm 63. Somebody finally explained car sickness.
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  1821. Ken deserves WAY better audio than this.
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  1822. Yup. You made me that guy. "Timbre" is pronounced 'tambre'. Had a classically-trained pianist girlfriend.
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  1823. Dammit. The captioning is off again. Account for the opening, TED.
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  1824. Point taken and I'm sure everyone agrees... but I don't see a revolutionary solution. Math can tell us anything. Except how to appreciate it.
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  1825. Pinko. Freedom fries. Obamacare. Red, White, and Blueland. Does the GOP ever use focus groups?
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  1826. Prime Minister, please see the distinction. Americans love our northern cousins. 66% of US disagree with Trump's actions. But we will bear the disgrace the rest of our history.
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  1827. What is the exchange rate of Wangfests to sausagefests?
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  1828. What's with the audio? (Again...)
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  1829. Who's a good boy... This cat.
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  1830. Pop quiz time, patriot. What country is the most diverse? Bonus question; what country is the most powerful? Yeah.
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  1831. Seth? Seth. I need this.
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  1832. Let us tell Dolby how to appreciate Billie Holiday, an innovator herself. Purists hated Mozart in his day.
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  1833. Always welcome. Maybe even necessary.
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  1834. At least there was no ad anywhere within kilometers of it... Cool video. Hard to believe Jeremy let Richard drive him.
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  1835. And in order! You guys could teach Colbert a lesson.
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  1836. Elle will have to remain objective if she is to be taken seriously by both sides.
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  1837. "...there is nobody like her"
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  1838. Fox News: "Santa was white, like Jesus!"
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  1839. How hard... can it be... to post clips in order...
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  1840. I adore Ferrera. Now even moreso. I could never inspire Yousafzai.
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  1841. Scarborough, a conservative, outraged. It takes something like this to shake you and wake you.
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  1842. Wow. My favorite Dodo video so far.
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  1843. Dakota Johnson had 32 baby teeth?! People typically have 20 baby teeth.
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  1844. Thanks for the closed captioning attribution. Now I can tell if "CA" is talking or "CA"...
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  1845. Molly Lewis is a John Green reference. I miss her.
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  1846. R.I.P. RIP... if you can.
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  1847. Ooh, tell us more about what you hate. It must be an enormous list. Thank your mom!
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  1848. Thumbs up for placing the ad at the end.
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  1849.  @tomshea8382  My goodness. Who taught you to hate?
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  1850. Brilliant. Of course.
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  1851. I would love it if TED Talks could get to the topic, not wait 'til 2/3 of the way through.
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  1852. I liked it. I think it needs a chance to settle in.
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  1853. I envy you.
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  1854. What is the 'to the Time Machine' reference?
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  1855. What a ride.
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  1856. (notes I've recently added) - said he was 'very pro choice' in '99 - asked Ivana Trump to get an abortion.
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  1857. If Seth had been THIS animated during his SNL gig...
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  1858. What are they doing wrong? Do you need them to ask softball questions? Start making incomplete sentences, like you do?
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  1859. And Amber.
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  1860. TED, something to consider... the ads are now longer than the talk. How is TED different than television?
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  1861. Really expected them to sing Falling Slowly.
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  1862. Oh. This links to Faux Nois? No, thank you.
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  1863. THAT... is the smell of Justice, citizen!
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