Comments by "Gabor Rajnai" (@gaborrajnai6213) on "BBC News" channel.

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  3. I imagine that talk between von der Liar and Xi: vdL: Mr President you must convince Putin to leave the Donetsk and Crimea immediately. Xi: Ok then do you convince your american friends to leave Taiwan? vdL: Well, no because Taiwan doesnt want to be Chinese Xi: Does the Dontesk want to be Ukrainian? vdL: It doesnt matter, we drawn the map. Xi: You told us that Taiwan is part of China. vdL: We have international laws, you dont understand? Taiwanese can choose not to be Chinese, Crimeans cant choose if they want to be Russians. Ahh Tony put it so nicely together, but I forget it. Never mind, USA wants it that way. Its international order! Xi.: Lol thatswhy we want a new world order you know.... vdL: Ahh I remember Tony told me, that Ukraine is a fancy democracy, and China is a brutal dictatorship lead by a horrible tyrant. Xi: Well Im leading China. vdL: Oh sh.t wait a moment. But, but this war is unlawful, its international order! Xi: Yeah I know that I was there when we voted on that in the UNSC, you werent. vdL: You dont want war do you? Lots of people dying, horrible, just peace out. We need to humanists caring people! Xi Why do you send weapons then? vdL: Oh its different, you know Russians are orks they are not human. We have to kill them. An Asiatic horde. Xi: We are asiatic... vdL: Ohh sht I didn't mean it, I mean they send there their Asian ones not their white ones, you know the yellow pests. Xi: Ursula please just stop for a moment and think it through. vdL: Oh yeah thank you, wait a moment, I just read to you my secret memo from Tony: its Putin, he is a horrible tyrant we, the democrats have to stop him now to focus on Chin... Xi: Ok bye bye. vdL: We wont buy your gadgets you skunks, with the money we print. Xi: Well we can print money too. vdL: You cant even produce paper you barbarians. Xi: We invented it... vdL: You will be left out of our wonderful AI projects you losers. Xi: Well next time send over your wonderful AI to bargain with maybe we can achieve some consensus...
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