Comments by "Gabor Rajnai" (@gaborrajnai6213) on "BBC News"
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I imagine that talk between von der Liar and Xi:
vdL: Mr President you must convince Putin to leave the Donetsk and Crimea immediately.
Xi: Ok then do you convince your american friends to leave Taiwan?
vdL: Well, no because Taiwan doesnt want to be Chinese
Xi: Does the Dontesk want to be Ukrainian?
vdL: It doesnt matter, we drawn the map.
Xi: You told us that Taiwan is part of China.
vdL: We have international laws, you dont understand? Taiwanese can choose not to be Chinese, Crimeans cant choose if they want to be Russians. Ahh Tony put it so nicely together, but I forget it. Never mind, USA wants it that way. Its international order!
Xi.: Lol thatswhy we want a new world order you know....
vdL: Ahh I remember Tony told me, that Ukraine is a fancy democracy, and China is a brutal dictatorship lead by a horrible tyrant.
Xi: Well Im leading China.
vdL: Oh sh.t wait a moment. But, but this war is unlawful, its international order!
Xi: Yeah I know that I was there when we voted on that in the UNSC, you werent.
vdL: You dont want war do you? Lots of people dying, horrible, just peace out. We need to humanists caring people!
Xi Why do you send weapons then?
vdL: Oh its different, you know Russians are orks they are not human. We have to kill them. An Asiatic horde.
Xi: We are asiatic...
vdL: Ohh sht I didn't mean it, I mean they send there their Asian ones not their white ones, you know the yellow pests.
Xi: Ursula please just stop for a moment and think it through.
vdL: Oh yeah thank you, wait a moment, I just read to you my secret memo from Tony: its Putin, he is a horrible tyrant we, the democrats have to stop him now to focus on Chin...
Xi: Ok bye bye.
vdL: We wont buy your gadgets you skunks, with the money we print.
Xi: Well we can print money too.
vdL: You cant even produce paper you barbarians.
Xi: We invented it...
vdL: You will be left out of our wonderful AI projects you losers.
Xi: Well next time send over your wonderful AI to bargain with maybe we can achieve some consensus...
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