Comments by "Timothy Thomas" (@timothythomas8082) on "Rumors of Trouble in Paradise Between Barack and Michelle Obama, with Maureen Callahan" video.
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If we could just transform into a fly and hang out on the living room wall and listen in on recent conversations, they'd probably sound a little something like this from a very frustrated Michael Obama, "I want out of the game, Barry! The entire society of worms has come together and elected Donald Dick yet again!"
'I know; I know, but what can I do, baby? I've had the people in place to take him out twice, and that's been a disaster!'
"Ever hear of three times a charm?
'No way, Chele. Ir was foolish to try a second time. The sign was Allah blowing the bullet aimed perfectly at the back of his f_ckin head, where it's clips his damn ear. That's divine intervention. I can't compete with that!"
"Well, you said, 16 years ago, back in 2009 at the White House New Years party that by 2025, America would be destroyed. I don't see it destroyed yet Barry!"
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