Comments by "cristo" (@cristo6007) on "The Russian Dude" channel.

  1. When WWI tactics meet modern weapons it's usually not good.
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  2. A referendum was completed in Belgorod and with 110% of the population voting for liberation the area will be appropriately renamed Zelenskygrad.😊
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  3. Russia always a step ahead in air defense technology. Who else could design a system that consists of elderly people on a roof with binoculars, BRILLIANT.😳🤭
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  4. In Russia they call it the "Victory Day Parade" in the US we call it "The Antique Road Show."😊
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  5. Putler "Congrats comrade Kadryov you're now the head of Wagner and I give you the same security guarantees." Kadryov "That's what I'm afraid of"
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  6. The peak of Russian ingenuity, a cardboard missile on a Lada 🤭🤣
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  7. Russia is the only country where the "airborne" troops initially deploy in tanks😂😳🤭
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  8. I'm usually not a fan of the jihad but I'll make an exception for Russia.😊
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  9. Russia "We've taken Bakhmut!!" 6 months later Ukraine "Good luck getting out."
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  10. Russia embodies the saying "Their military is a train wreck."😊
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  11. I think it's time for people to start throwing tomatoes at the Russian embassy. Just to keep them updated on the supply.😂
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  12. Russian commander "Hey Wagnerites where are you going Bakhmut is that way?" Wagnerites "And Moscow is this way!"😊
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  13. NASA confirmed that the light was actually the first Russian tank turret returning from orbit.😊
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  14. A Wiseman once said "those T55 can withstand the same amount of Javelin strikes as the T90s, one."😁
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  15. Putler's best quote "Mr. Prigozhin go to Belarus and I give you my word you're safety is guaranteed."😊
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  16. Kadryov's horse was stolen and his kidneys are failing,well that's just how Vlad says "your services are no longer needed."😁
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  17. It's possible the initial batch of Abrams is to allow more Ukrainians to be trained before sending a significant amount. Realistically the US will never fight another war that would lose 6k tanks.🤔
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  18. You know things are bad when your military leaders are in a "Twitter war".😊
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  19. I wouldn't put it past the troll farms to go after videos Russia doesn't want around.
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  20. I'm surprised Putler didn't take out the real masterminds behind Wagner, Bieber and Dolik 🤭
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  21. @rasheedh7043  any other stupid comments or does this get you 5 rubles/.oo1USD🐷
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  22. Lukashenko options 1. Pick up the phone 2. Pick a window
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  23. In all fairness it's going to be a long time before Russia needs educated people.
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  24. A nuclear capable Lada the ultimate wunderwaffe?😳🤭
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  25. Putler "My 3 day SMO is going according to plan so everyone in Russia needs to learn how to fight and defend our homeland."😳
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  26. The Chechens were on their way to Aloha Snackbar, no big deal😳🤭
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  27. Obviously those aren't real planes. They don't have cope tires on them, duh🤭
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  28. Prigozhin is definitely making a move. It remains to be seen whether or not his ambitions go "out the window" literally.🤭
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  29. Those are the voices of Shoigu and Gerasimov pleading for their life.😊
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  30. Said the same 👍🇺🇦
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  31.  @msavina9129  USA low on munitions🤭😆😅🤣 troll detected
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  32. 👍🤣
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  33. @MA-pm3em  it's perfect paper to use with all those stolen toilets 😁
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  34. ☝️triggered the Russian trolls 🤣🤣
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  35. In all fairness Minecraft is the only place where Vlad feels safe. He can't have kids threatening his "safe space."
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  36. He needs to make a statue of Putler and the head is a giant ck and balls😊
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  37. There's reports coming out with some video evidence from Russian mil-bloggers saying ATACMS were used last night for the first time which did some serious damage to an airfield mostly helicopters in Luhansk.🤞🇺🇦
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  38.  @stevenhall8966  put it on a ferry and they have finally have an aircraft carrier 😁
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  39. 177k sent to the Frontline 100k doa 70k to drunk to fight 5k running back to Russia 2k currently catching bullets w/ their airsoft vest All are estimates but should be close
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  40.  @LisaNH934  I also suggested people start dumping their old toilets in front of the embassies with a sign "Here you don't have to kill for these."😁
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  41. This morning during sunrise the sky was blue and yellow definitely a sign the universe is on Ukraine's side.
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  42. RIP Shoigu it's been real but your career is going out the window.
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  43. Ukrainians are awesome, guy was joy riding in a plane over Russia giving everyone the finger.😅
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  44. I've seen a few things and there is truth to it but I think the Ukrainians don't say much about it for OPSEC
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  45. Usually espionage is a little more subtle not a giant balloon in plane sight.
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  46. There's a rumor that Putler is currently in Bakhmut riding his horse shirtless up and down the Frontline. In a show of solidarity the Russian troops pulled up their skirts and mooned the Ukrainians.😊
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  47.  @heffes1667  at that age 4 eyes equal 1 👁‍🗨 😁
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  48.  @heffes1667  more Russian cutting edge technology, recycling corpses into Ladas 😁
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  49. Russian election 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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  50. After seeing the performance of Russian weapons it's very likely they will nukes themselves by ACCIDENT 🤔
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  51. Kadryov is ready to lead the 1st Airborne Turret Brigade into space.😊
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  52. The only thing holding Bakhmut is Bieber and Dolik, show a little respect to Prigozhin's last goodwill gesture 😳
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  53. Pull out your mugs ladies and gentlemen the troll tears are flowing 😭🥛🤣
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  54. Russian subs are easy to track there's always a tug boat escorting them.
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  55. Just follow the tracks from the last group and when you get to the burned out vehicles start praying 🙏🏻 😁
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  56. Rumor is the FSB apprehended a large camel smoking menthols near the scene of the fire. They're currently searching for another tall person with a cowboy hat.😳🤭
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  57. Russia "We've taken Bakhmut!" Ukraine "Turn around we've taken Belgorod!" Russia 🤦‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏊‍♂️🚴‍♂️🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦽
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  58. Russian officials "Don't worry were not mobilizing." Russian citizens 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🚣🚣🚣🚣🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦽
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  59. Don't want to ruin the surprise for the Russians. The look on their face will be priceless.😁
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  60. It's about time the Swiss grow a set. 😊
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  61. If we can find a way I'm all for taking out Putler and installing you as president of Russia. 👍
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  62. That's the mythical T14 Armata😂
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  63. Rumor is there's been a sighting of Putler shirtless and on horseback charging up and down the Frontline rallying the troops for one last charge. In solidarity the Russian soldiers pulled up their skirts and mooned the Ukrainians.
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  64. ☝️Russian troll triggered. He must've missed the ruble crashing and trillions lost in oil and gas revenue 😂
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  65. Just wait it out, Putler's window of opportunity is opening.😊
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  66. When you look back and realize you're the last wave of meat no reason to go forward.😮
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  67.  @xoxo9970  they're being forced out of Africa too. Apparently nobody wants a bunch of butchers running around 🫡
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  68. That's actually a humble fact
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  69. Yesterday they said the parade was being canceled.
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  70.  @romazone101  👍I just saw some Russian with lips moving about the parade was canceled. Then there's still hope for a big surprise during the Antique Road Show 😂🫡
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  71. Yeah I'm sure the Ukrainian saboteurs went door to door for a meet and greet with the neighborhood.🤣
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  72. Do Russians really believe that cigarettes are responsible for the daily fires that have occurred for the last 736 days🤔
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  73. You know there's going to be a video in the near future of a Russian trying to peep around the corner with a PVC sht box and the Ukrainians will just blow the whole wall up.
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  74.  @jmdoza3938  now serving fried skirts with a side of smoked sandals 🤭
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  75. The T14 in use🤣
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  76. Shoigu gave him an update on Ardiivka 😊
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  77. Well that explains why they don't give the mobilized any weapons or supplies. Their sole task is to run across an open field and absorb Ukrainian fire hoping at some point the Ukrainians run out of ammo.
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  78. Once the fence is done it's rumored that it'll be the world's largest pig pen.🤭
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  79. Who can blame them every Russian on the Frontline is anxiously waiting for their turn to retreat 😊
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  80. Ukraine knows what it is doing. Bakhmut is a distraction we'll see the real plan in the near future
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  81. So the question is between Putler, the Chef, and Kadryov whose ambitions go out the window first?🤔😁
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  82. It wasn't just a siren there was audible instructions basically imitating a nuclear strike. I'm thinking it created more of a Ukraine isn't worth it type attitude.
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  83. Let's all take a moment to realize we just witnessed a historical event, the first successful launch of SARMAT.🫡🤣
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  84. For every 10k troops Shoigu loses he gets a medal 😊
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  85. I hate when I plug in the kettle only to realize it's a bomb😳
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  86.  @ptonpc  and he'll get the usual 24hr guarantee 😁
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  87. The secret weapon to destroy Russians was developed years ago it's called the "vodka bottle".🤔🤭
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  88. Prigozhin better stay away from windows and stairs for the foreseeable future.🤭
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  89. Only Russia would give a medal for flying under the influence.
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  90. It's with a heavy heart I tell you that Bieber and Dolik were KIA while leading the battalion. They took 50+ sniper rounds, 2 Javelins, 1 Excalibur, and 12 artillery shells before falling. But don't not worry they died with a bottle in hand and will receive the HOR medal posthumous 😢😊
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  91. Not as crass as you posting click bait blah blah blah everyday. Get a life and watch something else
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  92. So you live in Russia 😁
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  93.  @simonebest6013  true Patriot must be Gherkin 🤣
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  94.  @lorenzoblum868  thanks for handling that👍
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  95. Republicans are a disgrace. At a time when Ukraine could make significant gains they decide to side with the orange messiah and Putler.🤔
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  96. I know he should've just painted a giant ck and balls😊
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  97. Russia has evolved from cope cages to cope tires, which are 💯 ineffective 😊
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  98. Special sausage for lunch today at the troll farm 🐷🥔
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  99. ☝️Russian trolls triggered 🤣
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  100. Keep it up bro, it's becoming harder and harder for people not to see all Russians as evil. You put the human element back in for your subscribers
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  101. Speak again OH toothless wonder
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  102. And there's well over 32k Wagnerites still in Ukraine decomposing.😊
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  103. Republicans are a disgrace. At this crucial time when Ukraine could make significant gains the GQP literally bowed to Trump/Putler
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  104. I'll just say that I've been vaccinated and no HIMARS have struck my house yet.😳
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  105. Any other stupid comments for today or does that earn you the sack of potatoes 🐷🥔
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  106. The Chechens just went to find new boyfriends. They were tired of the Bakhmut meat😊
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  107. That's probably the smartest thing the Tik Tok brigade can do. It seems they're a magnet for HIMARS as soon as they get close to the front.
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  108. Special sausage for lunch today at the troll farm 🐷🥔
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  109. Details- Russian tank does turret toss and numerous orcs get "liberated"😊
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  110. Let me find out the Moskva was taken out by a guy in a kayak 🛶 🤣
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  111. Those friendly fire incidents are going to keep increasing until they get Prigozhin.😅
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  112.  @Lucifer-qt9gh  they're my favorite Tik Tok videos. The Chechens stumbling around a pile of ash chanting their favorite slogan
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  113. The media playing into the Zaluzhny drama is exactly what Russia wants. If he does go it's not uncommon especially after several years of war. That takes a toll on people. His competence is not in question.🫡🇺🇦
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  114. Can't wait to see Steven Seagal single handily take out the entire Ukrainian military w/o using a single weapon except his 300lb self.😊
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  115. Send the fcking ATACMS, the US has a huge stockpile and they're already being replaced with a newer version
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  116. Those lights are promoting the used Lada sale😆
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  117. You were young and didn't have a choice. What's important is your views now after you matured.🫡
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  118. You can't even say "Taliban" that's fcking stupid.
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  119. Looks like the Russian trolls need to install some "cope cages" . They seem to be shell shocked 😊
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  120. WTF are you trying to say? Sober up before commenting Vlad even your comments are slurred 🥔🐷
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  121. That's just a blind to hunt those weaponized NATO ducks 🦆 🤭
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  122. No this guy isn't Trump. Lay off the crack pipe
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  123. That's like naming your kid Hugh G Rection 🤔
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  124. Malfunctioning bot alert ⚠
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  125. I'll be honest I'm really looking forward to videos of Russians attacking tanks with shovels.😊
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  126. Shoigu definitely had sausage for breakfast just ask Putler 😉
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  127. Kadryov actually got the award for his troops Tik Tok videos. 😁
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  128. Wasn't that guy at the capital on Jan. 6th.🤔😳🤣
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  129. Congratulations on attracting the attention of trolls. You must be doing something right.👍
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  130. Every time Shoigu leaves Putler's office alive it's like surviving D-day😅
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  131. Russia will send it's elite "drinking" brigade to counter the Ukrainians. Nothing will stop a Russian after a gallon of vodka armed with a shovel 😳🤭
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  132. It was said the pictures were actually from Syria if I remember correctly
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  133. Preliminary testing was done by perfecting the turret toss. Now alls Russia has to do is tape on a nuke and Bam a nuclear bomb that stays in orbit 💫 🤔🤭
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  134. ​ @MrPeanut656565  luckily for me you're so intelligent. Some day I hope to be as arrogant as you
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  135. Imagine two guys just tanning their testicles and someone takes a picture.😁
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  136. He could've saved some ink and just got a giant ck and balls tattooed on his face🤭
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  137. Just think of all the equipment Russia would have left if they installed breathalyzers.😊
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  138. Wipe Putler's cream from your face that's embarrassing
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  139. ​ @everTriumph the US would never occupy China or vice versa. The only war they'll fight is economics
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  140.  @donaldmackerer9032  they better get the "Hero of Russia" award after all they've done 😂
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  141. Special sausage for lunch today at the troll farm 😉
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  142. I saw some on ebay 😂
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  143. Special sausage for lunch today at the troll farm 🤡😉
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  144. Elana is a real POS. He's made a ton of money of EV credits but aligns himself with a political party that denies climate change. It's all about money and power. Why is he directly talking to the Kremlin while he has security clearance 🤔
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  145. ​ @sueyourself5413  you might want to get a new job. Russian trolls will be unemployed in the near future
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  146. Imagine the look on the Russians faces when they see those unload?👍😁
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  147. You would be an expert on crackheads. Enjoy Prigozhin's "special sausage" lunch on the troll farm.😉
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  148. Trump is an incompetent fool who will do whatever his boss Putin tells him to. Just look at his record in Afghanistan
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  149. Not sure what the bombs were but pretty sure they're illegal. Something about raining white hot particles onto civilians doesn't seem like a military objective.
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  150. Mr. Shoigu how many wooden HIMARS systems have you destroyed 🤔🤭
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  151. I think we all know why Putler picked the magic number "420"k😉
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  152. Aren't you supposed to be marrying your sister right now?🤔🤭
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  153. And Russia is China if you go that route🤡
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  154. MacGregor is a stooge. Shilling Russian propaganda on Tucker Carlson
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  155. We've seen the videos I'm pretty sure most Russians drive w/o a license anyways.😊
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  156. Happy Birthday and don't consume anything from Russia 😊
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  157. You mean you didn't freeze to death? Must've been all that hot air Putler was blowing that kept you warm 😁
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  158. A not so Wiseman once said "everything is going according to plan".
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  159. How can I put this nicely 🖕YouTube. They're turning into a complete racket.
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  160. Slow day at the spamming call center 🐷🥔
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  161. Elana Musk is a real POS. He's made a fortune off of EV credits but alligns himself with a political party that denies climate change. It's all about money and power. Not to mention he has security clearance and should not be talking directly to the Kremlin but does. I guarantee he is getting something from Russia for his "concern"
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