Comments by "Gilad Barlev" (@GSBarlev) on "Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat" video.

  1. Your crustacean-friend is lucky. I work with several cetaceans who signed on during the pandemic who are now being told to "towel off" and "return to office." Luckily they had no trouble retaining council for an employment discrimination filing—it's gonna be a whale of a lawsuit.
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  2. Like the parent warning of the dangers of the riptide at Cocoa Beach. Gotta admire The Onion for writing two full articles for a three-second freeze frame.
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