Comments by "Michael Lenczewski" (@kayakMike1000) on "LastWeekTonight" channel.

  1. Live in fear, the future is uncertain and the end is always near. You're likely to die of heart disease, which is a way of saying, you'll die if a broken heart. Alone. And unloved. Because you were too cowardly to actually live your life and do something important. Oh how I pity you, stupid fools.
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  2.  @fantomas4935  um, are you eating paint chips? Do you practice being a moron, it does it come naturally? I didn't mention unicorns, dragons, or fairy tales.
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  3. You full of horse manure, no on here believes it when you say bullshit like "as a PhD in Chemistry"... I would avoid every saying that ever again.
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  4.  @spacelemur7955  A fairly intelligent child from grade 9 could write more eloquently. You're fairly gullible.
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  5.  @rexf5152  woke stormtroopers of the empire 😆. I might borrow that. Seriously, these zombies would laugh at a potato if they were told it was comedy. You give them too much credit.
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  6.  @XxThunderflamexX  wow dude a wall of text later and you finally call him a conspiracy theorist. That's what all libtards do these days. They just call their reasonable opponents conspiracy theorists.
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  7.  @fredmdbud  sure thing Shakespeare.
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  8. Seeing as Oliver does his sorry excuse for comedy on current events, why are you surprised that his episode is "timely". What does Trump have to do with this? Are you sure you're not drinking the dum dum juice?
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  9.  @fantomas4935  real creative, bigot.
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  10. Only garbage claim around here is that you hold a PhD. Piled high and Deep
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  11.  @timbookedtwo2375  she doesn't really have a PhD. She hasn't debunked anything. Though I suspect you think this too.
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  12.  @XxThunderflamexX  that a conspiracy theory. I could be a hyper intelligent troll AI.
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  13.  @casedistorted  I love gullible people that believe random people in the internet who claim they have a PhD. Did I mention that I am an astronaut?
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  14.  @XxThunderflamexX  a few things... It took you this long to realize that? And what makes you think YOU are reasonable? Last I checked that required a few more brain cells than you collectively have on hand. Finally, what positions do you think I have?
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  15.  @phatmatt623  real comedians get blacklisted... Dave Chappelle. Groupthink... Liberal hivemind. Virtue signaling, every democrat in Washington. Oliver isn't comedy. He isn't funny. You know that you're only laughing because the laugh track says it's appropriate.
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  16.  @theBear89451  yah. I saw Starwars. They chose that word for their fictional soldiers because of the Sturmtruppen, German shock troops in WWI that served the German imperium.
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  17.  @xSonicspeedx  on the contrary, I am extremely biased. I love personal freedom and liberty, I would rather be free and face danger bravely than be secure and be a slave. I don't think we should kill people who commit heinous crimes, nor do I think killing unborn children is a healthy thing for society. I think we should all clean our rooms before we try to save the world. We need to stand up straight and be proud of who we are, or at least, take responsibility for it. You folks are kinda cowardly, you can't handle other viewpoints because it's "misinformation" and are selling out all you personal freedoms like a bunch of lemmings. All I am is that one random guy on the internet that's saying... Uh... This is a bad path we're on. Let's not do this. Oh and trolling you is kinda fun too. Thanks for being a good sport. You're at least conversing with me, and that's good enough. Time will tell who is right and who is wrong. I might be wrong, and I kinda hope I am. But I am willing to risk being wrong to stand up for the freedom of speech.
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  18. Not even remotely funny.
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  19. Man... This Oliver dude's laugh track is awful.
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  20.  @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou  um, He isn't remotely funny.
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  21.  @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou  A room full of people that think Oliver is funny is actually the same thing as a room full of zombies. Only thing that's organic there is their rotting brains.
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  22.  @maryrosekent8223  Sounds like you're a fan of Mad Magazine and Three Stooges. Are they your "speed"? Babylon Bee is sometimes pretty funny, but that has so much nuance that it was fact checked by some libtards just like you.
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