Comments by "The Respected Lex" (@therespectedlex9794) on "Count Dankula" channel.

  1. Beautiful sea view from the Tarmacadam landing pad. Don't fall off!
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  2. You could kill someone by punching them. Or they could fall into the sea. They should be at home glued to the internet. Like we are 😅.
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  3. Tommy Ya mistake Scots fie Jews Tommy?
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  4. Trouble with Nazis is they alvays lose. It's been called Zimbabwe for years since.
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  5. @chucksfeedandseed Sure he wasn't a Djibouti?
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  6.  @TemplarTate  You were talking to me bless ya.
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  7.  @DIEGhostfish  What the fuck is PIA, and what the fuck are you on about about the secret service? What's Dankula selling, come to think of it?
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  8.  @DIEGhostfish  and the frig is VPN?
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  9. Off shore wind turbines. They won't stop climate change but they do kill whales. Well done greens.
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  10. Not many people who look like Dankula in any Parliament. Give it another ten years eh.
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  11. Aubergine Xplorer? You wee dobber, that's the rang veg. Should be a saveloy, so meat no veg.
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  12. Don't fall arf the wee edge piper bi. Don't do that bi, I'm a biphilic man bi.
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  13. What is a mad lad? I no ken what et ez.
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  14. Good luck Dank!
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  15. Well you UKIP lot want to turn the country purple.
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  16. Shoot commies? How are we going to get the Chinese investment? Unless you mean Antifa, I don't know how that's gonna work.
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  17. I do wonder who can bring themselves to shoot who. Like that's too much, men in skirts playing weird instruments. Can leave them be.
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  18. You want trees so you can have animals? I want more animals so we get more trees. That and forests can be great places to live.
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  19. I wondered if you meant the Isle of Bute.
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