Comments by "The Respected Lex" (@therespectedlex9794) on "Andrew Lawrence" channel.

  1. A character comedian, mainly playing himself, as a stand up.
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  2. ​@timothysmith160 Did a mean BNP rally too.
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  3.  @Beyond_Belief534  I wasn't sure you were being sarcastic. I was going to say what about geordies, brummies, or aristocrats, canal gypsies and Jews?
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  4. Don't be kind and considerate. Be selfish and covetous, never having enough, never buying enough. Be angry with the good natured. Scapegoat whoever you want to without thinking. Don't stand up to the powerful, even small time managers. Don't take risks. Believe yourself to be Godlike while obeying every petty rule.
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  5. Touring Liverpool soon Andrew?
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  6. Tell her don't alienate your family and friends. Ditch the cretins! Lots of people do. You don't devote your life to the self satisfied types who don't understand you, or themselves. Not if you can help it. It's probably continued narcissistic abuse otherwise.
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  7. That's... what was Farage doing pan banging in 2020?
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  8. Yes! Barry Pieface is back! Not sure what his message is, or how he affords the take aways...
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  9. And... everybody who is just a member of the public and a complete pain in the backside.
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  10. @gregmcfarnon1140  I'm not quite being literal. Try Southport Theatre in 2006.
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  11. Is he trying to get back on the Apollo? YT's a better bet, poor downtrodden rebellious lad that he is.
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  12. I'd like to think you're right, but I have my doubts. Do you get me? I mean how derelict did flats used to be? How nice were people in the past? But what you say is largely true and very well expressed.
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  13. You wait, it'll be fucking Bluepeace when them sea levels rise.
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  14. She's a good actor, but like countless actors that doesn't match their private, or less fictional life, off film set.
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  15. More like Blackladesh isn't it.
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  16. Your hipster phonemes are unmatched.
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  17.  @testudohorsfieldii7052  You mean hundreds of millions of debt?
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  18. Regardless of your social standing, all living in a dump? May sound snooty, but more like what status could have been, and on the verge of losing that not so bad dump.
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  19. What days were these?
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  20. Where's your northern doppelganger Barry?
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  21. Are they cheapo Aldi giant buttons? Tear and not share, obviously.
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  22. Well I suggest you take up a hobby or go to church dear. Find some other toxic lost cause. We men can speak up for ourselves and run our own movements, th-aankyuh
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  23.  @jane---489  Good! You have more of a sense of humour, (and sense), than the men who have replied. But I'll stick to my guns.
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  24. ​ @Slumbert We have a quirky one here. Why would you have cheap ornaments in January?
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  25.  @Kowalski_5  Ice creams?
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  26.  @Kowalski_5  Camelia ice cream
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  27.  @johnhorse5551  Well at least he wasn't one of those Walter Mitty types.
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  28.  @Kowalski_5  You have to cool camelia down. That looks like beer. Different beverage (ice cream) again.
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  29. He's cleverer than I thought, Joe Swash.
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  30. Brewer ain't a Mr.
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  31.  @22448824  So, even if that's true it's ambiguous. Give me some credit. Who is the 'He' being referred to?
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  32. @Hamish Banish Because they were friends of you jocks. Also, Haiti rose up against their 'white French' rulers, but then noone would trade with them. So it remains a shit hole, I think.
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  33.  @El-wc5hl  It was an appalling concert, even Queen.
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  34. The baby boomer generation were better off than us. But maybe they were sensible enough to save.
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  35. A joke is a joke. But not many politicians can tell them.
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  36. How does Barry Pieface keep cool?
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  37. You've been in the James Bond 'dream machine' yourself, Andrea.
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  38. You to cherish that Torah of yours Gideon.
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  39. ​ @RufusCapstick  Leeah, you mean
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  40. And keep bastard farty methane flowing too.
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  41. My old man said that. As soon as Harriet Harman said there was a Department for Women, he said should be the same for men. Back in 99ish. But he's a C word.
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  42. Are you a bad speller on purpose?
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  43. ​ @vitocorleone6023 They read your mind and batter you, Scousers.
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  44. True what you say about the nation deteriorating, and more oppressive. But we always were a f**cked little place. Let's face it.
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  45. Like Jo Brand, in his own words "that fat woman comedian".
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  46. Brownshirt?
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  47. ​ @mirvids5036 Almost drole
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  48. @testudohorsfieldii7052  I don't know what you're on about to be honest. My question was to gain some clarification, not a stand off.
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  49.  @jazztheglass6139  John Peel was one of the most humane seeming people who have ever been in broadcasting. Did a lot for modern musical art, and it's appreciation.
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  50.  @christopherwilliams1236  Remember Chris Evans and Billy Piper?
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  51.  @jazztheglass6139  Do underage girls have no agency? It's not like he said he forced himself on them. Actually, even though he said it doesn't mean it's true. I know I said I liked him, but they're all one big media club, who, like him, often went to boarding school. Their main agenda is to mislead the public. Knowledge is power and they don't like to part with power.
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  52.  @christopherwilliams1236  What question were you answering? My question was if underage girls have no choice or power, but I used the word agency instead. You seem to have replied as if somehow blame is not something you deal with very well. I could be wrong. Because I didn't even ask you, not personally. I was talking to someone else.
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  53. I'm a bit fed up of Gareth Cannanate not singing the praises of his grandparents' heritage. Synagogues aren't bad places, you know Gareth.
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  54. Beside the point usually are we?
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  55. @pa5287  But the case they make is that it's a very tough job. Hard work, with stretched resources, like is always the case for the NHS. Perhaps, as non-Marxists, we should see it as fair enough that there is a benign middle class to stick up for.
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  56. We Brits have a history of thinking and acting like could be worse, so so what. Not having the patience about improving rights and way of life. Nothing matters unless it's to obey some daft rule we've just been told.
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  57. If you don't want to eat at Christmas, then when do you? If you don't want to meet your relatives, then don't.
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  58. ​ @doommonger7784 Crosby had Shirley Williams SDP and Liberal Democrats.
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  59. ​ @Evemeister12 Even if that was true only since the seventies, it's 50 plus years. It has a long history of being more renegade. The Irish have been there more than a century before that.
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  60. The only people who play it are from pissed up white places, who aren't too proud. So you've got England, Canada the Dutch... and that's about it.
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  61. Have you ever thought that perhaps they were just not nice people? You were seriously abused. Did you ever leave?
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  62. Too bad no BAFTA for you Andrew. So near, yet so far.
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  63. Canada, belly of the nuclear oil beast. I thought they had forests and bears.
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  64. The teachers liked him.
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  65. Dorn't worry, no meat tax, there wasn't eve gonna be one!
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  66. There used to be a comedy character who was an annoying 'cycle warrior'. But, remember that most cyclists are just cycling. It can be a very vulnerable position. How do you feel if a car clips you or your handle bar? You don't assume malicious intent on the part of the driver? I do.
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  67. Oh-ohh! I hate these ruddy invertebrates in charge.
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  68. He's more Jew than we are
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  69. He'd have his no hands version too wouldn't he 😅.
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  70. You guilter, bad as them snowflakes now.
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  71. Good hipster accent. Keep eating the mung beans.
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  72.  @ominum188  I mean we of the group, of which members of my sex are comprised. You feel free to have as many women hold your hand as you like. Try not to miss the point next time.
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  73.  @nonoyorbusness  You're a moron.
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  74. I didn't think you'd be against the doctors, like I am.
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  75. Is Emily Maitliss her brother?
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  76. ​ @Rc19977 You're definitely from some illiterate S hole.
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  77. ​@Rc19977 Newton Le Willows, you stupid git.
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  78. I could have done with you in Morrisons last night, with the aggressive lesbian security guard.
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  79. How many women died playing sports anyway?
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  80. Are the Portuguese 2nd class trains a Hell hole?
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  81. Lovely day you bastards!
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  82. They're not decimating us, the immigrants. They are just cramming themsleves in, right up to us.
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  83. Do you know him? Bet you met him on the circuit. Argy bargy? Can he buy them at M and S?
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  84.  @InArcadiaSum  Petrol's alright but they can't have had much milk can they. Can't abide that.
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  85.  @johnhorse5551  Cracking mate 👍 but wtf's all that fulsom gap and can't spell sorry about? I think I know what copped means. 😁
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  86.  @maverickhistorian6488  I've been chased by cows near Chorley.
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  87. Which song?
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  88. Can't fault your history. Yeah America was in the stone age, before and after the war of independence from er... Britain.
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  89. Scots Sinn P Trotskyist but funny as fuck.
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  90. I reckon even the darts is rigged to be honest. Like all celebrity, even yours is somewhat weird Andrew.
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  91. Alright yer b****ards! Ilk-leh mooh-er!
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  92. You don't have the right label on it, so I can't collect it innit. Me don't care if you waited all day for me to arrive.
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  93. We may be inbred, but we're very clever Andrew.
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  94.  @russell.s4771  If they use our library for cooking, on hot days, then I hope they stop it smelling like the worst shitty pants BO first. Might smell better with fried garlic eh.
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  95.  @russell.s4771  Oh well make your mind up in the same breath. Besides, it's Friday, have a drink.
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  96. Awright! 'Ow is Barry these days, the bastard?
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  97. I suppose lots of people who watch you find you, by comparison, palatable. But you were in 'the club' too. It is very hard for anyone to get near the Live at the Apollo level of show business. But you did.
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  98. I preferred it when thr presenters were a bunch of aloof toffs. At least they were pale complected Caucasians, with a long connection to Britain.
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  99. Where was Chris Packham?
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  100. That was much harder on Depp than most have been. An emotional ship wreck? Maybe, but he's decent for an actor. Isn't he?
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  101. ​@Hickalum Expensive beggar though. Straight to the PDSA, and all that so called charity to demean you.
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  102. You poor thing. This is a more brutal vid than usual for Johnny Smugface.
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  103. Too much f'ing and fucking jeffing. I'll have squirddels and cans of pop.
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  104. It's ok to be nearly all white.
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  105. bye hipster fans
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  106. That's good Andrew. All except secretly for anyone who will be even remotely famous. As in your case, when you were a little girl, obviously.
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  107. But what's Andrew Lawrence's race? He can't just be Irish can he.
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  108.  @matoko123  We used to object to that, largely.
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  109. You're a good girl Andrew.
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