Comments by "The Respected Lex" (@therespectedlex9794) on "The Onion" channel.

  1.  @animepolly5549  No, they just don't know your uncle's actual name.
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  2.  @mitchellfox3130  If your son got the joke, then maybe he has more empathy than the autistic man portrayed in this film.
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  3. He looks like Alf, a Skeksi and Podesta. The dinosaur also looked like that.
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  4. Actually line up and be counted. Luckily he didn't use the figure of speech stand up and be counted.
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