Comments by "Fixedguitar" (@fixedguitar47) on "Nuclear 'Doomsday Clock' Is The Closest To Midnight It's Been Since The Cold War | TIME" video.

  1. Come on already! Let’s get this nuclear war started!!!
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  2. I just can’t stand people who believe in fairy tails. If they all dropped dead I think the planet would be better off. It’s childish to believe in childish things. And I fold all the laundry. When the kids do it, they do it half assed and then I can’t tell the difference between what’s cleans and dirty.
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  3. Now children, let me explain. The Earth is essentially a life raft. Wonderful Little Rock going around a nice little star. BUT! 85% of the human beings on the planet don’t want to grow up. They want to live in the past. Now some of us have evolved and accepted the way things are. However the 85% are attempting to drag this life raft under cause of their delusional beliefs. I honestly believe that a quick fiery nuclear war may straighten the priorities of the people inhabiting this planet. Do we really need people who believe in unicorns Leprechauns the easter bunny Jesus Zeus Mohammad? No! We don’t! They refuse to grow up. So simply euthanize them. Vaporizing then sounds pretty painless.
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  4. Adolf Hitler - Well “Adolf” you don’t exactly have a great track record. BUT, what I would like you to do is simply dispose of anyone who has an imaginary friend in the sky.
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  5. Noj Malakili - I know Rick, bastard stole $300 from me. Said he gave it to the land lady for the rent. Turned out he was just spending it on weed. But that was 20 years ago. I let it go, damn rockstars. But I don’t know Morty?
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