Comments by "Fixedguitar" (@fixedguitar47) on "ABC News" channel.

  1. Call your cable provider and be sure you have Showtime? Is that what your saying?
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  2. Told you we should have made “Logan’s Run” a reality!
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  3. When does the movie come out? Tell me Rachel McAdams is going to play her!
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  4. ABC is only telling HALF the story...
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  5. Just put him in general population for 20 minutes and get it over with.
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  6. Obesity killed 300,000+ last year! Driving killed 40,000+ YET there always seems to be a line in The McDonald’s drive through. Life’s a lottery! Be lucky!
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  7. Now where are the women with issues that want to marry him? Come on! I know your out there!
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  8. Let’s get this global nuclear war started already!
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  9. There only ONE solution... BAN OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!!
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  10. Where are the kidnappers parents saying that their son is an angel! That they can’t believe he would do this!! Come on! Let’s here it! I know the their gonna say it!
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  11. Again! The problem is not GUNS! It’s OPPOSABLE THUMBS! As long as humans have large brains and opposable thumbs they are a risk. Thumbs need to be banned!!!! It’s just to dangerous.
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  12. Media: Shotgun = AR-15 Revolver = AR-15 Pistol = AR-15 Rifle = AR-15 Thermonuclear warhead = AR-15 Musket = AR-15 BB Gun = AR-15 Airsoft = AR-15 Machine gun = AR-15 Colt = Armalite Winchester = Armalite Walther = Armalite Smith and Wesson = Armalite Remington = Armalite Springfield Armory = Armalite Beretta = Armalite
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  13. This country needs to focus intensely on the future. The man is gone, let’s get a stimulus passed and get the government where it belongs, in the background.
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  14. According to the “Media”! Always pushing the narrative! Always pushing their agenda! If the world fell to shit the media would be happy! Just remember that.
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  15. Blame the agent. They do the negotiations.
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  16. No, it’s just popular. I worked in medical from the time I was 18 till I was 31. There are far more, deadly, scary, horrible nasty ways to die. Not only that, but the numbers are hundreds of times greater then Corona will likely ever be. Don’t pay to much attention to the media. Their selling stuff.
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  17. My knife is a fully automatic muzzle loading belt fed bolt action breach loading smooth bore rifle knife. Has a 100 caliber barrel with a 7 inch bore and a compass and this thing that tells time.
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  18. BIG FREAKING DEAL! Don’t listen to this crap. Everyone’s gonna get it! Get it over with!
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  19. She survived the Holocaust! She survived being dropped in a vat of acid! She survived the Black Death! She’ll be fine!
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  20. Nero Onnyx - Already heard from one of his parents that “he can’t believe this!” “My son would never do anything like this.” There were no signs? Really? None?
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  21. Perfectly normal perfectly acceptable behavior. Two sides to this story. I got suspended in 2n grade for threatening to pull the fire alarm cause my teacher was out of line.
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  22. I noticed that! As a father if one of my kids did that…. Oh it would have been a bad day. But let’s not forget the media! They did even worse!
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  23. No such thing as “The Devil”, “prophets” or “god.” Religious shootings are caused by fairy tale beliefs. Please stop spreading nonsense.
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  24. Mr Z - Sorry, don’t do the whole “download torrent” shit. Way to old for that!
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  25. Ah feminism at its finest!
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  26. Wait till the Imaginary Invisible bearded man in the sky hears about this!!!
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  27. Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite? - Mr.Blonde
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  28. TAX STRIKE 2021!!! “What are they gonna do?”
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  29. I’m sure there’s a sympathetic inmate with a life sentence that will be a gentleman.
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  30. Sandlin22 - Hate to break it to you. But gunsmiths have been making custom firearms for decades..... in their basement. this guy just pointed out the obvious. I could go to Home Depot, a pool supply store and Walgreens and make something truly dangerous! It’s all out there. You just have to know where to look. As far as untraceable firearms go it’s common knowledge how to make a gun. As long as humans have thumbs and brains the world won’t be safe.
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  31. The problem is not knives. It’s OPPOSABLE THUMBS! Humans have used opposable thumbs for centuries to manufacture tools and weapons. No one is safe till be BAN OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!!
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  32. Oh good grief. People DIE! It’s what they do! They die every second of every DAY! This is not a NEW dilemma. If it wasn’t this it would be something else!
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  33. If I had a cop tell me to put down my camera I would be nervous as to why! These people want NO cameras anywhere near them! Why? Good people are not scared to go on the record. They have nothing to hide.
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  34. That guys lucky this is a civilized society. Cause there’s a lot of people that would get really creative on a way to end his life. It’s California, people have money and technology. They can make it last a long time. I’m curious to see how much pain a human body could endure before death as much as anybody. But a fair trial it is I guess. Stupid due process!
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  35. Mr Z - My shitty weed? What am I 16? School is over sir. I take hard core designer drugs that are prescribed. I don’t pay for them, my employer does. My local pharmacy will even deliver them. But I pick them up.
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  36. Carpet bomb the hell out of them!
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  37. DNA testing is going to solve a lot of problems. Not just crimes but racism and disease. Whenever there’s a new baby born they should just (with parental consent) do a DNA profile. Knowing that your DNA is on file would most likely prevent a lot of crimes. Just like knowing that your being recorded prevents a lot of escalation happening. And or course there is nothing better then someone finding out that they are not 100% ANYTHING!! No ones “pure” anymore.
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  38. If your gonna hunt something, make sure it can shoot back. Otherwise it’s no fun.
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  39. The imaginary invisible bearded man in the sky must be really upset about this!
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  40. I live in Indiana and work in Chicago Illinois. So if something happens “I crossed state lines” is going to be used? I also played COD a lot, that’s going to be used as well? Media should be banned in the USA
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  41. Someone tell that fairytale spreading asshole that the Spring equinox was on the 20th of March this year. Don’t like it? Stop taking celestial events and incorporating them into the church! As the church has done with ALL the holidays!
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  42. J Gillego - Religious people are not stupid, their dangerous. Challenge someone’s brainwashing and thought restriction and see how violent they can become. Religious people do backflips to have their delusions match up with reality. If you ever meet someone who is truly engrossed in their beliefs, tread lightly. When challenged the first emotion to surface is anger. Unless your me! I poke em with a stick!
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  43. Guy looks like a villain from Star Trek.
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  44. Focus RSN - I hope they agree that North Korea should be turned into a vapor cloud.
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  45. What’s a “person of color”?
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  46. All you need is flimsy allegations now in order to extort money from successful MEN! Doesn’t matter when it happened either. Could be some girl he made out with under the bleachers in grade school. She’s entitled to his cash cause .... reasons!
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  47. Mr Z Hey! Money is for weed and hookers! That’s what the founding fathers would have wanted! It’s made to be spent with little to no regard and then regenerated. I’m part of the solution here. Meaning I tip my strippers REAL well. 32?! As soon as you hit the big 40 it all falls to shit like the Blues Mobile! Hate to burst your bubble.
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  48. Mr Z - Yeah no thanks. I don’t even like the meetings at work.
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  49. Mr Z - That’s why I’m so outspoken. I dropped out of high school my second day, ditched the first right. I laugh my ass off every Friday when I get paid. I’d give anything to go back and laugh in the faces of a lot of people. I was just thinking about that this morning while I was in my hot tub watching the sun come up with my dog listing to the radio. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go take some designer drugs and polish the pipes on my many motorcycles.
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  50. Tin Tizzy - I already had the virus. I’m ready to go back to work
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  51. Right now Anthony Jeselnik is in a good mood.
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  52. Don’t like the pay? Get a real job!
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  53. Well done, hope them the best.
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  54. Oh man, the imaginary invisible bearded man in the sky must be PISSED!!
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  55. Stupid blonde goes to stupid Uganda. Gets kidnapped! Am I shocked? Not really.
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  56. It’s an act of god!? So pray to him? Let me explain something here kids. Now is not the time to be believing in fairy tales. The virus is very real and the overcompensating response is even more so. But sure, let’s get the imaginary invisible bearded man in the sky involved. Cause that will help?!? GROW UP!
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  57. Anthony - How about “Rhinovirus”?
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  58. “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
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  59. Oh come on! Finish each other off. Till the last baby girl!
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  60. Tectonic plates spread. That’s what they do. Why are people acting surprised by this?
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  61. So he was working at McDonalds the whole time he was committing these murders. Not sure if anyone noticed that McDonalds has a CLOWN for an icon???
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  62. This is just to make it so the Taliban is the one wanting war. I give it two weeks before they start doing what they do best. Chopping off heads and killing anyone who disagrees with them. Then the States will say they violated the peace agreement and can obliterate them at any cost.
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  63. AssemblyBandit - If found guilty by a jury of his peers, he should be tortured. That’s not what’s going to happen. But that’s what should happen.
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  64. Oh boo hoo! What’s next? You feel violated cause someone felt your breast’s for lumps? Grow up!
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  65. In 1994 I had completely consensual sex with a girl. Now I’m extremely well off and she’s a bartender at a hole in the wall! I think I’m going to change my name and leave the country!!!
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  66. Well then Alexei Leonov should be known for the first MALE spacewalk!!!
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  67. Roy Gonzalez - I remember when they asked how he feels being the ONLY MALE in space. Cause him not having a vagina was somehow a big deal.
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  68. It begins! I take back every time I said the Pledge of Allegiance! Screw this “country”
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  69. That’s been done before!
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  70. Reruns will live on forever
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  71. 95 down another 5,800,000,000 to go. Just let all the religious people kill each other then the rest of the population who don’t believe in fairy tails can get on with living in reality.
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  72. Bangtan feeds us well - Well the way I look at it, you got these people constantly arguing over their beliefs. I say shoot them in the head and while they are laying on the ground ask them, is there a god? I wonder what answer they’ll give me? It’s a pointless debate. Yet, they constantly have to draw attention to the question. A question that can’t be answered. So, screw em. The Earth is a life raft floating in space. 85% of the population wants to believe in fairy tails. They are pulling the 15% down. When will they learn? At what point do you intervene? Imagine two people in front of you arguing over a preference. How long before you just smash their heads into each other?
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  73. “The Devil” is an imaginary fairy tale bull shit story some one told you. Just like all the other fairy tale shit
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  74. bob tom - BAN OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!!!
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  75. I don’t think the mainstream media realizes that the trial was broadcast. Most people know more then the jury does. Yet the media TRY to put their own spin on it? Why?
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  76. pat poole - I’m 40, I take Cosentyx and a bunch of other garbage, had it already! I’m FINE!
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  77. Would have been impressed if he had a trial.
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  78. USA going in wrong direction? WELL GOLLY GEE WIZ YAH THINK SO? DERP
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  79. THE TRACKCAR - THUMBS MUST GO!! We are not safe till thumbs are gone!
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  80. Aussie_lover - Man has been using opposable thumbs to make tools for thousands of years. From the bow and arrow to the modern assault rifle. It’s obvious that thumbs are the problem. Only solution is to BAN OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!! Without the ability to grip or make fine tools mankind will be essentially handicapped. We won’t even have to worry about knives anymore. Sure we will probably all stave but that’s the choice we have to make! THUMBS MUST GO. So we can all be safe. Cause safety is important. We all must be safe at all times. No matter what. In all situations at all times. Nothing bad can ever happen. Sure most crimes happen with blunt objects laying around the house BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT!
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  81. JZ INVESTIGATIONS - From the first cave man that used a tool! To the modern man using a gun THUMBS have been the issue. THEY MUST ALL BE REMOVED FOR SAFETY!
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  82. Well I already had it and I wanna go back to work!
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  83. Darwin Award runner up!
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  84. Iran wants to have nuclear weapons! So.... Drop some nuclear weapons on then!
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  85. “God” was not involved. How do I know? CAUSE HE’S IMAGINARY! Stop giving credit to god for things you don’t understand.
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  86. Lamont Cranston INC. - I personally can’t stand people who talk out of their ass. All you know is what you’ve been told. It’s been reinforced by the people around you. You do NOT have any special knowledge.
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  87. I’m confused, you can have Albinism, witch is no melanin, or you can have Melanism, witch is over production of melanin. Resulting in either very light (albino) or very dark (melanin) skin. Now there are cases of Vitiligo. Where does that fall? Why the obsession with skin tone? Everyone has a skin tone. What’s the issue? Can someone please explain this to me?
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  88. I have a drawer full of crayons, colored pencils and markers. I’ve been sorting them by type. Should I sort them by color??? I’m confused?
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  89. I just got done cleaning out the fridge. Should I keep the potatoes and the white onions separated? I’m confused! I mean, I kicked the red ketchup out of the way to make room! Now there’s plenty of space? But what about the brown rice? I don’t know what the fuck to do with that! I’m not sure if it should even go in the fridge! I’ll have to check it’s instructions/papers!
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  90. F. Molina Castillo - Yah think??? Men PAY for sex no matter what! These girls got drunk and horny, had sex then realized they gave it away for free. They have no problem with destroying a mans life. Women get off on playing the victim!
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  91. jodi houts - I never said all men are victimized. I said all women like playing the victim.
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  92. I bet the “videos” show women having orgasms and having a good time. It’s hard to admit that women like getting shit faced and laid but that’s a fact. I don’t think that the good doctor needed to put a gun to the girls head in order for them to take drugs and get wasted. Not with that body and lifestyle. “Hey baby check out my abs! Now take these drugs or I’ll kill you????” Wanna go out on my huge boat? Check out my thick wallet? No no no my wife’s cool!!! Yeah...... I don’t think so!!!!
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  93. generalista mil - When they sobered up they realized his worth! Then decided to cash his ass in! Women have no issue destroying a mans life for money. They can do it and feel perfectly fine about themselves. They can do some mental gymnastics and feel justified? Doesn’t matter! They feel entitled to his earnings! And guess what! Vagina is NOT free no matter the circumstances.
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  94. This is why we need under the skin trackers.
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  95. Everyone wants to be a victim. They need someone to blame for their short comings.
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  96. Those pool supply stores didn’t know what hit them!
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  97. We use radio metric dating to determine the decay of isotopes within the fossil. You get a very precise date when you consider how old it is.
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  98. You make one observation and then this happens! 770 likes! Do I get a shirt or something?
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  99. Down the - My Rheumatologist and Infectious Disease doctors said otherwise. It felt like the worse cold I ever had. That basically sums it up. And you do realize the Rhinovirus is in the same family....
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  100.  Dre Thomas  - Not an “Atheist” I’m an ANTI-THEIST. There’s a difference.
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  101. Testing positive means NOTHING! Do you have symptoms? Are you sick? Oh, your fine? WHAT A SHOCK! (Don’t tell me about your relative that died, I’m glad their dead, I don’t care!)
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  102. Clau - As soon as he gets locked up the women with the proposals will come flooding in.
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  103. Carlos A.N - I’ve never heard about this? Canton dating is good but it has its drawbacks. For paleontology radiometric dating is used, cause we get a actual result. I don’t see any university “banning” the use of any dating technique. It sounds to me like it’s more of a creationist vs evolutionist argument. Even though evolution is not in debate. I study geology by the way.
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  104.  @cisco8237  oh I’m to old for that nonsense. I’ve been looking forward to the world Being turned into a post apocalyptic nightmare for the past 45 years. Hopefully someone will finally launch and we can get things straightened out.
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  105. This is FUCKED! Don’t listen to ANYTHING the media or the government is saying.
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  106. Welcome to the PARTY PAL!
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  107. His name is “Emmanuel Deshawn Aranda” He’s 24 and had two previous trespass violations at the mall of America. Why? I can only imagine. The kid is still alive as far as I can tell. But Emmanuel, the guy who tossed the child is a DEAD MAN! He will be going to jail, when he does I have no sympathy for what’s going to happen to him there. For the man that kills him I offer my sincere gratitude.
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  108. Death rates in 2018 AIDS 770,00 HPV 311,000 Ebola 2,196 Influenza 34,000 Brain EATING ameba 145 Varicella 6,400 Tuberculosis 1,500,000 Cancer 9,600,000 Now, there were only 147 cases of the brain eating ameba. But you are alive as it eats your brain... causing insanity as you die!
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  109. Remember, when a women kills a man it’s self defense. When a man kills a women it’s premeditated murder.
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  110. Psycho Path - when a man destroys a women’s life it’s cause he’s sick in the head. When a women destroys a mans life it’s for sport. Just to see if she can pull it off. To impress her friends. To see how fast she can push him to commit suicide. Etc. after she’ll be just fine with herself. Proud of her accomplishment. Now that’s fucked up. Destroying men should not be a trophy system. But to women it is.
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  111. Andrew Callaway - And don’t forget .... Soothsayers, Wishing Wells, Psychics,Palm readers, Conjurers, Wizards, Prophets, Fortune tellers, Priests, Rabbis, Imams, Goblins, Souls, Zombies, Nuns, Mediums, Elves, Genies, Santa, Mind readers, Apostles, Angels, Trolls, Poltergeists, Devils, Goblins, Demons, Gods, Bigfoots, Ghosts, Oman’s, Unicorns, Dragons, Healing crystals, Gnomes, Warlocks, Horoscopes, Leprechauns, Werewolves, Vampires, Fairy’s, Dowsing rods, Mermaids, Witches AND FLYING MONKEYS
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  112. “We’re reporting deaths in the hundreds of billions and even acts of cannibalism.”
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  113. Let’s see what he gets for a sentence though! Two weeks community service? Life in prison? Public shaming? Fined? Deported??? Anger management?
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  114. No no no, here’s a video describing EXACTLY what will happen! https://youtu.be/_lu5_5Od7WY
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  115.  @crforfreedom7407  - The government can ban whatever they like, but until they BAN OPPOSABLE THUMBS no one is safe. I can go to Walgreens, Home Depot and a pool supply store and with THUMBS make something that could kill hundreds. It’s all “LEGAL” but with OPPOSABLE THUMBS it’s potentially lethal! BAN OPPOSABLE THUMBS! Humans have the right to be 100% safe 100% of the time.
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  116.  @crforfreedom7407  - I’ll have you know MY gun is a breach fed muzzle loading single action fully automatic flip down telescopic iron sight gas powered pump action with a belt fed clip! Fires Full metal undepleted uranium composite armor piercing slug ballistic bolts! I crafted it using.... OPPOSABLE THUMBS! You can’t stop a human. With Opposable thumbs and a large frontal lobe they can do just about anything given enough time. Don’t trust them!
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  117. “God” is an imaginary man made fictional character. Same with Leprechauns and the Tooth Fairy. The man responsible should be tortured to death.
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  118. Like the CDC and the media are an authority over peoples lives? When did the special needs kids start calling the shots?
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  119. Saacha Hill - Yeah! Especially if before they didn’t have money and now they do!
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  120. John Smith - I have “daddy” issues! Can I join the “Pound Me Too” movement as well?
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  121. demon1864 - Men MUST pay for sex no matter the circumstances. No such thing as free pussy. These men became wealthy and now they must pay out.
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  122.  @TheChrismsanchez1  Screw it, I have nothing left to lose. 0 x 0 = ZERO!
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  123. This is what happens when cops don’t take NO for an answer.
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  124. Fair is fair China! That’s right China! ALL THE TEA!!!!!
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  125. You know how guys on the corner will clean your window for spare change? Well Stormy will let you spew baby batter all over her face for a price. She will let you place your man yogurt wherever you like if you pay her a predetermined cost. That’s what we call a “woman” where I come from.
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  126. Brie View -Why? Cause Trump hosed her down with his man yogurt! There was pussy sauce all over the hotel room! It had to be renovated. It was a complete disaster. See what happened was it hit the ceiling fan, and you can only imagine what a mess that made. Stormy’s cock canyon could not hold in the deluge and it was like a damn bursting. Three maids were injured in the clean up alone.
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  127.  @thestones8022  Wonder how’s he doing? I’m sure if he’s alive he’s still in prison.
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  128. 2:20 in… I could smack that guy! It was NOT an AR-15!!! Not every black rifle is an Armalite!!!’ It was a Smith and Wesson Sport II Here’s the media! Shotgun = AR-15 Revolver = AR-15 Pistol = AR-15 Rifle = AR-15 Thermonuclear warhead = AR-15 Musket = AR-15 BB Gun = AR-15 Airsoft = AR-15 Machine gun = AR-15 Colt = Armalite Winchester = Armalite Walther = Armalite Smith and Wesson = Armalite Remington = Armalite Springfield Armory = Armalite Beretta = Armalite
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  129. Shoes and purses are NOT cheap.
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  130. OH NO WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!! Better stock up at the local grocery store!!!! LETS ALL PANIC AND FREAK OUT OVER SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS .....EVERY .... FREAKIN ..... YEAR!!!!
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  131. Oh boo fucking hoo.
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  132. Cause it’s hilarious?
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  133. Let me guess: Milk Cheese Yogurt Grapes Bananas Hot dogs Pop corn You get the idea
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  134. I don’t get it? It’s always the second in command that’s the worse one. Have we learned nothing from Lord of the Rings?
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  135. Completely normal woman!? What’s with the long story?
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  136. I declare North Korea of harboring hot Asian chicks! They need to be rescued!
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  137. Here’s the way to deal with it! https://youtu.be/Oo9buo9Mtos
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  138. Wait till the imaginary invisible bearded man in the sky hears about this!
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  139. What can I do to push the two over the edge into a global war?
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  140. BAN OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!!
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  141. Darwin Award 2019 runner up!
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  142.  @properlyhealing1124  - Alright, we got seven canisters of CN-20. I say we roll them in there and nerve gas the entire nest.
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  143. Come on feminists! Defend this shit! Sit in a half circle and laugh about it. Talk about how she was the victim cause she has a vagina. Come on. Let’s go. Hahahah killing a man is hilarious. Ha ha ha.
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  144. That’s not a police vehicle! Or police car! That is a FORD Police Utility Explorer! Built with pride on the south side of Chicago at Ford’s longest still operational assembly plant! My advice! Don’t jump out in front of them! Dumb ass protesters!
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  146. BAN OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!!!!!
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  147. I was paid to keep my mouth shut on more then one occasion.
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  148. This is entertainment at its finest! I’m hoping for a high death count! For a counter attack that leads to a full on global war. I have student loans that have to be paid off.
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  149. ALL SEX IS RAPE!!!
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  150. “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
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  151. The imaginary invisible bearded man in the sky is gonna be pissed!
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  152. Parents, if your kids HATE school! Just pull them out. They’ll find their way I assure you.
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  153. I already got over the stupid virus. It was two solid days ago in bed. I’m glad I don’t have to worry about it anymore. There wasn’t much anyone could do. I hit the nebulizer and my inhaler a lot, I ate some soup and watched 80’s movies. IT SUCKED!
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  154. Travis Gardner - You can’t avoid death by not living!
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  155. Travis Gardner - I don’t go back to work till the 30th!
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  156. Damn “Hall Monitors”!
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  157. Welcome to THUNDERDOME!! Good thing I work on the South side of Chicago!
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  158. I hate “hall monitors”! Grown ass adults that go around telling people to get off their phone while driving and not to park in handicap spots. Those people are ASSHOLES! What ever happened to “mind your own fucking business?”
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  159. There are alternatives to traditional firearms that will stop a suspect in their tracks. I don’t understand why they are not used?
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  160. Lamont Cranston INC. - Sure why not. Grow up kid.
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  161. Legend Z - Have you not seen Ronald McDonald? That fuckers evil! And has a gang to back him up!
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  162. Why doesn’t someone go visit the family of the guy who stabbed her? Don’t bother with any paperwork! Just “blackout” when you get there! Then just say nothing? What? Why not? Oops?
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  163. get lost - I know. I said years ago that the States should have just used nuclear weapons on all the major cities. Hopefully now they will be able to.
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  164. FINALLY! WW3!!!
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  165. NEXT TIME GO TO A FREAKIN ZOO YAH DUMB ASS!
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  166. AssemblyBandit - Ok maybe not “tortured”. But strapped to a table and made to feel pain as long as possible till his body gives out.
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  167. LunaticDizzy - OH FINE! Have it your way. Sedate him, strap him to that table and slide him in. When he wakes up and realizes he’s in a crematorium FIRE IT UP! Be that way!
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  168. dolofonos - Cook him! Fry him up in a skillet! Boil him! Bake him! Stick him in a pie! Chop him into little bits and then make him into an omelette then feed him to the homeless!
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  169. Aaron Greenfield - That’s all well and good but he’s an arsonist allegedly. It’s more fun if involves fire. Give the man what he wants. He loves fire and he made a lot of people homeless. So I think it’s only fitting if we combine the two. California has plenty of homeless, and I say cook the guy.
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  170. Constitutional crisis? I remember 1987…
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  171. Oh why don’t Trump and Comey just screw and get it over with.
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  172. Just how inbred and stupid are the police in Alabama?
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  173. Gotta love religion! GOT TO LOVE RELIGION! LOVE RELIGION OR ELSE!
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  174. Oh boo boo no free tax payers money for your organization.
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  175. You have to pay the prostitute. They typically have a pimp and it’s not someone you’d like to meet. Should have gave her a bigger tip is all.
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  176. Joann P - Now there’s a bunch of women that want to marry him! I figured that was coming! Women love guys like this! I guess?
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  177. Kim WAW Keefer - Dads alive and visited every Saturday while she was under his bed! I know, how romantic!
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  178. Joann P - No, normal women. Women like to be chocked, slapped, tied up etc. basically lightly tortured. If a guy likes doing those things he’s a monster. If a girl likes it she’s normal.
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  179. Joann P - Women don’t like their hair pulled? They don’t like to be “ravaged”? Really? You sure about that? Women have some pretty twisted fantasy’s!
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  180. Lawyer got him a suit but not a haircut?
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  181. Weakest pandemic EVER! Someone with access please show humanity what a real virus is!
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  182.  @brianpoole7581  - See, this is what I was afraid of. Red VS Blue. I just want to go back to living in the United States. It’s not very United anymore.
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  183. Undocumented? Illegal!!! How many VOLTS just got added to the wall?
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  184. What about “BLUE PRIVILEGE”? I’ve seen THOUSANDS of law enforcement officers across the country wipe their rear with the law. And don’t say they just need training. The government has gone nuts.
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  185. Melanin is NOT a factor!
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  186. Incase anyone is wondering what the problem the public has with the police I’ll explain it. In this day and age. In this current climate. It doesn’t work that way. I have every right. I’m the law! I’m giving you a lawful order! Can I pat you down? We got a call. Help me help you. Here’s the deal. Anything illegal on you? Anything in your car I should know about? Anything in your pockets that will poke me? Anything you’d like to tell me? This is a sobriety checkpoint! This is a immigration checkpoint! This is a drivers license checkpoint! This is a seatbelt checkpoint! This is a produce checkpoint! I heard screaming! I heard arguing! I heard noises! I heard voices! I heard whispering! I smell marijuana! I smell alcohol! I smell meth! I smell crack! Why are your eyes glassy? Why are your eyes dialated? Why are your eyes pinpoint? Why are your eyes shaking? Why are your eves watery? Why are your eyes bloodshot? Why are you sweating? Why are you so nervous? Why are you shaking? Why are you so calm? Why are you breathing so heavy? Why are you breathing so shallow? Why are you breathing so fast? Why are you breathing so slow? Do you have a weapon? Do you have a gun? Do you have a knife? Do you have a sharp object? Do you have a I.D.? Do you have a warrant? Do you have a felony? Do you have a license? I’d like to know who I’m dealing with. I’d like to know your name. I’d like to know your intentions. I’d like to know what your doing. I’d like to know what your up to. Do you have any documents? Do you have any fruit? Do you have any vegetables? Do you have any money? Where are you coming from? Where are you going? Don’t tense up on me! Don’t flex up on me! Don’t square up to me! Don’t act tough on me! You match the description! You match the tell tale signs! You match the demographic! Are you on probation? Are you sober? Are you on drugs? Are you on medications? Are you under the influence? How much have you had to drink? What are you hiding? I’m not searching I’m inspecting! You look suspicious! You’re acting suspicious! You sound suspicious! Why won’t you let us search you? Why are you so uncooperative? The K-9 hit on your car! The K-9 hit on your person! The K-9 hit on your passenger! The K-9 hit on your rectum! If you don’t answer my questions you go to jail! If you don’t talk to me you go to jail! If you don’t listen to me you go to jail! STEP OUT OF THE CAR!!! I DON’T HAVE TO GIVE YOU MY NAME!!! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!! I AM THE LAW!!! I DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU!!! DON’T YOU DARE DISRESPECT ME!!! TURN OFF THAT PHONE!!! DON’T PLAY GAMES! PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE HOOD!!! PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!!! STOP RESISTING!!! STOP GOING FOR MY GUN!!! TAZER TAZER TAZER!!! SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED!!! We KNOW you did it! We HAVE evidence! We HAVE a witness! We KNOW you were there! We HAVE you on camera! We HAVE your fingerprints! We can place you at the scene. We can put you in the timeline. We wanna hear your side! Just confess and you’ll feel better. Just tell us and this can be over with. Just man up and let it out. Just give us your side of the story. All attorneys do it slow things down. All attorneys do is take your money. All attorneys do is screw your over. All attorneys do is prolong the inevitable. What the theme? It’s ALL SUBJECTIVE! They come up with ANYTHING and the courts allow it! The chief apologizes and then it’s buried!! If the cop does get fired he’s already hired at another department.
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  187. Till now I thought humans were immortal….. humans die? When we get OLD? Why did no one tell me?
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  188. Golly gee wiz, wonder if any are Muslims?
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  189. We may come up with a more accurate reading in the future. Have to realize that radiometric dating has to “match up” with other knows fossils and rocks. It may change, but not much, and only to be more accurate. The decay of isotopes is a fascinating study. It’s a nice find. Don’t know why everyone’s bent out of shape over the date though. 65,000,000, +/- a few.
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  190. Send in the CAP
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  191. “RAGING” pandemic? No! Not so much. Weak ass pathetic virus. Will someone with access please unleash a PROPER virus.
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  192. Welcome to Thunder Donne Bitch!
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  193. Give credit where credit is due!
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  194. They are staring with incentives for you to get their vaccine. Soon that will turn into threats to get their vaccine. Then those threats will turn into actions.
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  195. This lady is out of her mind! She’s nuts! Fear mongering! Who’s buying her story?
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  196. MEAN WORLD SYNDROME: A bias where people perceive the world to be more dangerous than it actually is due to exposure to violence related content on mass media. MASS HYSTERIA: A condition affecting a group of persons, characterized by excitement or anxiety, irrational behavior or beliefs, or inexplicable symptoms of illness. FEAR MONGERING: The action of deliberately arousing public fear or alarm about a particular issue. FREE COUNTRY: A country that protects the civil liberties of its citizens; a country whose government is not tyrannical. CIVIL LIBERTY: Being subject only to laws established for the good of the community, especially with regard to freedom of action and speech. OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANT DISORDER:A display pattern of negative, hostile, and defiant behavior that includes lose of temper, arguing with family or coworkers and the capability to comply with rules or laws. DEPRIVATION OF RIGHTS: A federal crime that is used against the police when they use their power to violate a person's rights under the United States Constitution. LIBERTY: The state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life, behavior, or political views. JURY NULLIFICATION- Generally occurs when members of a criminal trial jury believe that a defendant is guilty, but choose to acquit the defendant anyway. AUTHORITARIAN: A “human” that favors or enforces strict obedience to authority, especially that of the government, at the expense of personal freedom. BUZZWORD: A word or phrase, often an item of jargon, that is fashionable at a particular time or in a particular context.
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  197. I get racially profiled all the time. What’s the issue?
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  198. The imaginary invisible bearded man in the sky must be PISSED!
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  199. We just hired an 18 year old kid cause he said college is a waste of time. In four years he will be earning close to 100k a year. Smartest kid we ever met.
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  200. ... ... ... Shark party???
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  201. I’m a cold hearted son of a bitch when it comes to religion. I’d drown a litter of puppies to eradicate religion from the earth.
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  202. Bangtan feeds us well - Yep, as far as I’m concerned it is my opinion that people who choose to believe in fairy tails of an imaginary friend in the sky should no longer be part of the human race. Welcome to thunder dome!
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  203. Bangtan feeds us well - Cause religions are still causing untimely deaths?!!!! I would think that would be obvious. Simply stating that your an atheist is the same as “thoughts and prayers” it’s fucking useless. It’s time, they wanna blow shit up, come to your door and tell you the way you’re living is wrong. Say evolution is just a theory, say the Earth is 6,000 years old? Oh no, those fuckers have to be prevented from breeding! Cause they brainwash their kids this shit! Fuck em, they want to keep stating that their is a god and presume to act on his behalf, I say go hang out with him and leave the rest of us alone. By shooting them in the FUCKING HEAD TWICE! Needless to say I have clear warnings on my house!
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  204. I’m completely willing to back up my position. That’s the difference! I drew a line in the sand 20 years back, as of yet, no one has been willing to cross it in my presence. My position on religion is out in the open for those I come in contact with. I’m not asking anyone to do anything. It’s a personal position that I myself hold. Religion is bad! I can’t make it more simple then that.
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  205. Their just running out the clock and hoping he doesn’t get re-elected.
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  206. My gun is a breach fed muzzle loading single action fully automatic flip down telescopic iron sight gas powered pump action with a belt fed clip! Fires Full metal undepleted uranium composite armor piercing slug ballistic bolts! It’s a ghost psychic palm reader anti aircraft rail gun! Come take it!
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  207. If you are running a fever, have a cough that is SEVERE and are short of breath.... guess what! Common sense kids!!! I had the virus last week, it was two solid days in bed. Shivering and unable to get up. I take immunosuppressive drugs and I’m 40. I don’t smoke and don’t drink. I do take opioids though. It was like am extremely bad cold.
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  208. I’ll give you good odds it’s going to land in an ocean.
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  209. Copy these down as they WILL be on the test! MEAN WORLD SYNDROME: A bias where people perceive the world to be more dangerous than it actually is due to exposure to violence related content on mass media. MASS HYSTERIA: A condition affecting a group of persons, characterized by excitement or anxiety, irrational behavior or beliefs, or inexplicable symptoms of illness. FEAR MONGERING: The action of deliberately arousing public fear or alarm about a particular issue. FREE COUNTRY: A country that protects the civil liberties of its citizens; a country whose government is not tyrannical. CIVIL LIBERTY: Being subject only to laws established for the good of the community, especially with regard to freedom of action and speech. OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANT DISORDER: A display pattern of negative, hostile, and defiant behavior that includes lose of temper, arguing with family or coworkers and the capability to comply with rules or laws. DEPRIVATION OF RIGHTS: A federal crime that is used against the police when they use their power to violate a person's rights under the United States Constitution. LIBERTY: The state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life, behavior, or political views. JURY NULLIFICATION: Generally occurs when members of a criminal trial jury believe that a defendant is guilty, but choose to acquit the defendant anyway. AUTHORITARIAN: A “human” that favors or enforces strict obedience to authority, especially that of the government, at the expense of personal freedom. BUZZWORD: A word or phrase, often an item of jargon, that is fashionable at a particular time or in a particular context. POWER TRIP: A sustained and often aggressive exercise by a human of power over other humans in order to boost one's stature or feelings of self worth. VIRTUE SIGNALING: The action or practice of publicly expressing opinions or sentiments intended to demonstrate one's “good” character or the moral correctness of one's position on a particular issue.
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  210. pat poole - How old are you and how healthy are you?
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  211. It puts the lotion in the basket!
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  212. - I’ll tell you why! The worlds going to end!!! Stay tuned after these words from our sponsors.
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  213. Where are your facts? Please present them!
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  214. Look and Kim’s squishy cheeks! I just wanna squish them! I just wanna squish them!!!!! Now do the truffle shuffle you fat fuck!!!!
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  215. Fake news, nursing homes are ALWAYS a hot spot. MRSA and SEPSIS all over the damn place!
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  216. Another case of coulda shoulda woulda! But NOOOOOOOO! We have to be gentle and polite to everyone! Let’s put flowers in their hair and run their shoulders. Mean while a MAN IS DEAD!!! Who’s ever responsible for allowing him into the country in the first place should be guilty by association!
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  217. Too her to Go pray to her cave dwelling, albino, mouth breathing, shit smelling, pedophile, schizophrenic, rapist, inbred, delusional, murdering, magic carpet riding,epileptic,illiterate, imaginary friend.
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  218. I could do it! I’d roast marshmallows and then piss on the ashes.
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  219. Come on media! Say TARMAC!!! Say it!!!!
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  220. Wan Hazman - Let’s cut the for-play and just nuke them. Make a nice example for the rest of them world.
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  221. Wan Hazman - Ah fuck it. Let it all go up. I want an apocalypse! I want a global waste land. The human race had it chance. Let it all go up! Fuck it!
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  222. Da,Taper - NO! Full on global nuclear apocalypse! Extinction is the natural order. I really do hope this all ends. I’m tired of hearing people whine all the time.
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  223. Throyisyoutube - Well someone needs to launch so the world can be sterilized. I’ve had it with the bullshit. It’s time for some kind of apocalyptic shit to happen. I want my dream to come true. I want to see the end. No peace talks please!
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  224. It’s not pre 2002! You can’t have fun anymore! The world will judge! You have been found guilty by the camera police!
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  225. There a BIG BLUE WALL in the way.
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  226. Cops made their own bed.
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  227. If anyone should have their guns taken away it’s the police.
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  228. Just go home!!! If you want in! Find someone to marry!
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  229. rocko p - Go look in the mirror. That’s god.
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  230. Just so you know, every time you say “people of color” I’m thinking of “Rainbow Bright”? Just what the hell are you talking about?
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  231. abarronboy - Well I went through the fridge, I put the white stuff all together, the milk, mayo and cream cheese. I put the dark stuff on a separate shelf, the potatoes, the wheat bread and of course the chocolate on a completely separate shelf. I’m not sure this makes ANY difference at all. But I guess this is the way to do things? I dunno? I also sorted out my crayons, colored pencils and markers by color and not by type. I guess I’ve been doing that wrong my entire life. I didn’t realize that color mattered so much. Apparently it does. No ones gave me a valid reason why but I don’t want to not fit in. I’m scared and confused.
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  232. abarronboy - I stared with this post. I guess this is the way to do things. I guess you’re suppose to organize everything by color! Even people!!!! I know I know! It’s insane! But I don’t want to be the weird one. I’m having all my kids sort out their LEGO’s by color not by type right now. They are PISSED!
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  233. I’m thinking about it, but I think the reason why Archetype doesn’t see videos like this for “People of Color” (whatever that means) is cause he/she is a hardcore brainwashed racist that’s obsessed with skin tone.
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  234. Copy these down cause they will be on this Friday’s exam!!! MEAN WORLD SYNDROME: A bias where people perceive the world to be more dangerous than it actually is due to exposure to violence related content on mass media. MASS HYSTERIA: A condition affecting a group of persons, characterized by excitement or anxiety, irrational behavior or beliefs, or inexplicable symptoms of illness. FEAR MONGERING: The action of deliberately arousing public fear or alarm about a particular issue. FREE COUNTRY: A country that protects the civil liberties of its citizens; a country whose government is not tyrannical. CIVIL LIBERTY: Being subject only to laws established for the good of the community, especially with regard to freedom of action and speech. OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANT DISORDER: A display pattern of negative, hostile, and defiant behavior that includes lose of temper, arguing with family or coworkers and the capability to comply with rules or laws. DEPRIVATION OF RIGHTS: A federal crime that is used against the police when they use their power to violate a person's rights under the United States Constitution. LIBERTY: The state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life, behavior, or political views. JURY NULLIFICATION: Generally occurs when members of a criminal trial jury believe that a defendant is guilty, but choose to acquit the defendant anyway. AUTHORITARIAN: A “human” that favors or enforces strict obedience to authority, especially that of the government, at the expense of personal freedom. BUZZWORD: A word or phrase, often an item of jargon, that is fashionable at a particular time or in a particular context. POWER TRIP: A sustained and often aggressive exercise by a human of power over other humans in order to boost one's stature or feelings of self worth. VIRTUE SIGNALING: The action or practice of publicly expressing opinions or sentiments intended to demonstrate one's “good” character or the moral correctness of one's position on a particular issue.
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  235. Has nothing to do with trump. They need something to report one way or another.
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  236. Northman - Depends on the network, could be fear or hate. Trump being a albino shapeshifting mutant lizard. Doesn’t matter. It’s all opinion piece! Is Trump using tax payer dollars for alien weed and hookers? Probably not, but let’s investigate the idea anyway.
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  237. jodi houts - Every women is a “victim” if the man has money.
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  238. tk o obviously you don’t know anything about women.
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  239. Carlos A - All men have their breaking point, all women have their price. All this women is doing is pushing this man to his breaking point so she can get her price.
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  240. Karma Baby - Hole? Do you know why women get their period? CAUSE THEY FUCKING DESERVE IT!!!!
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  241. I did watch the whole video. I just don’t buy it. I see a lot of women who are easy to get into bed when you have the means. When doctors go to strip clubs they NEVER tell the girls they are doctors for good reasons!!! Women USE men! That’s what they do, that’s what there good at! Women always try to put their hair into pigtails and play innocent but that’s all bullshit.
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  242. generalista mil - With most women when you show them a six pack abs and a boat they usually have the decency to take off their panties as a courtesy.
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  243. Sabrina Portillo - I have the phone tracker on my kids phones. But that only tells me where the phone is while it’s on. I want to be able to have a hidden tracker on them under the skin that can’t be removed or shut off.
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  244. Awesomeness Dom - Generation X and already had the virus. Bunch of Pussys!
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  245. Dave H - LET THEM DIE!
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  246. Well nice to see the war on drugs is going well.
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  247. A tiger? A wild tiger? Attacked? I’m not exactly shocked. These animals belong in the wild left alone. Not In a cage.
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  248. Sorry Iran, you can’t have plutonium.
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  249. moishe Richter - Oh boy here we go. Just tell me if your serious, or are you fucking around for attention?
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  250. I thought do to Fords policy that employees are not allowed to have a public opinion?
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  251. Damn hippies! Damn cops!
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  252. They want Pence in charge so this can happen.... https://youtu.be/Zlyzkw1we_g
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  253. A whole 20% increase on average, 99% having other illnesses. Yeah, sucks but what yah gonna do? Oh right take all the healthy people without preexisting conditions and lock us down. Yay! Who the hell came up with that idea?
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  254. Please tell me their not back to eating cats dogs and spiders?
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  255. I’m so glad ISIS is gone.... oh wait.... it’s not.
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  256.  @itschewsday5252  -Last I checked there was still plenty of people who believe in the imaginary invisible bearded man in the sky, and are willing to die to show how much they believe.
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  257. Kevin Hernandez - I hope things fall apart.
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  258. Uganda: Come for the wildlife, stay cause you got kidnapped by the wildlife.
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  259. Here is a video describing EXACTLY what will happen if Trump gets impeached. https://youtu.be/Zlyzkw1we_g
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  260. cough pillbox - Am I real?
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  261. Tom Underwood - ? Do whatever you like sir. It was a joke? I don’t care!
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  262. Mr Z - Kid, I’m 40! They print money every day. I’m not taking it with me when I go. When I want something I just buy it with no regard....AT ALL. Maybe one day you’ll be as awesome as me.....
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  263. Braden Haggart - Fuck that. Just pay for it! It’s money! They print it every day. You can’t take it with you when you die. Go earn a living. It’s petty cash. What goes around comes around.
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  264. +1,500 likes! It was just a passing thought.... ?
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  265. Trust me. If you get it you’ll know. I had it last week. It’s like breaking a bone. You don’t need an X-ray to tell you it’s broken. You KNOW it is. IT SUCKED!
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  266. Michael Timely - If you get it and you experience anything near what I went through you won’t need a test.
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  267. Down the - The video is removed? But HERE! This is what I think your in for. https://youtu.be/O90s-IcTu5E ENJOY!
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  268. Build the wall! I’m tired of their damn maple syrup! Their stupid nickels getting mixed in with mine! Their stupid “provinces”! No one drives to Alaska anyway! Who cares? Build the damn wall!
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  269. Ah religion, so wonderful. Makes you do such wonderful acts. Remember that imaginary bearded man in the sky AGREED with this mans actions. He always does conveniently.
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  270. I wholeheartedly support this man for doing what he did for being told what to wear.
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  271. Hey wait! Women can’t be held accountable anymore! They can do no wrong! It’s all the fathers fault! He has to now pay the mom $1,000,000 in child support for purses and shoes!!!
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  272. I’m worried! I made out with a girl when I was 14. I was broke then, but now I’m pretty well off!!! What if she finds out and goes to the media? She might name me in the “Pound Me Too” movement as well!!! I’m losing sleep over this. Someone please help.
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  273. Make Racists Afraid Again - A polar bear, a grizzly bear and a black bear walk into a bar......
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  274. Kingston few - I KNOW!!’ This one girl I “pounded” in 1996 was really hot back then, now she’s a bartender and hasn’t aged that well. If she finds out I own a suit and make six figures I’m screwed!
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  275. It's me, Joolz - You know why women get their Period? CAUSE THEY FUCKING DESERVE IT!!!!!!!
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  276. It's me, Joolz - It is of my personal opinion that the “Pound Me Too” moment is just looking to extort and destroy men. That’s my take on it.
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  277. Sex with any women isn’t free! One way or another men pay for it! Women always have a motive! Sometimes they are just after a man’s baby batter, his man yogurt, his seed. This is how they TRAP a man and extort money from him using the courts and the child as leverage! Men must be cautious! This “Pound Me Too” moment is BACK PAY!!!! For vagina that off on credit. Having a vagina doesn’t grant extra rights!!!!!
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  278. vinny Cool - NASA = 12 Space X = 0
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  279. Probably just a post it note!
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  280. It’s obvious that this guy with all his money and success has to drug women in order to get them into bed. Especially with those abs! Women HATE six pack abs and guys with stacks of cash!!! They defiantly don’t like guys like those to fertilize their eggs!!!! Their gross!
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  281. The imaginary invisible bearded man in the sky is worried about this. Personally if they got rid of all churches, mosques and synagogues the world would be a better place as far as I’m concerned. BUT HEY! Got to have a place to worship their imaginary friend right? They could just go look in the mirror. Cause that’s their god anyway.
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  282. Mr. Wonderful - Golly gee wiz yah think so? Isn’t the “Easter Bunny” coming soon? Convenient that Easter lands on the Spring Equinox. THATS KINDA ODD???? It’s like religion is trying to incorporate natural celestial events! Just like Christmas lands on the Winter Solstice! How amazing!!!!!
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  283. Only ONE solution, BAN OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!!
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  284.  @thomasbailey921  - NO! Soothsayers Wishing Wells Psychics Palm readers Conjurers Wizards Prophets Fortune tellers Priests Rabbis Imams Goblins Prophecies Souls Zombies Hexes Boogie man Nuns Mediums Elves Curses Genies Santa Mind readers Apostles Angels Trolls Poltergeists Devils Goblins Demons Gods Bigfoots Djinns Ghosts Oman’s Spells Unicorns Dragons Healing crystals Gnomes Warlocks Horoscopes Leprechauns Werewolves Vampires Fairy’s Dowsing rods Mermaids Witches Prophets Saints AND FLYING MONKEYS ARE Fictional Man made Fairytale nonsense Delusions Fantasy’s Take the total amount of evidence for a god: ZERO! Then take the total amount of rational thought that a god might exist: ZERO! Put them together! What do you get? ZERO! 0x0 = 0 Why are we here? No one knows! How did we get here? No one knows! What’s the point? No one knows! What’s the meaning of life? No one knows! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something!!!
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  285.  @thomasbailey921  - I’m not Moral and not anyone’s friend
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  286. I’m sure he has a family. Someone should pay them a visit. Perhaps “blackout” while there! Don’t bother with any paperwork though. See how he feels about that idea!
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  287. All men pay for sex. Either with cash or with some other form. But either way you look at it. We’re paying for it!
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  288. ALL men pay for sex! All he did was pay her to SHUT up! Something women typically have an issue with. Go up to a women and ask how much would you want for you to just not talk for an hour? You’ll get smacked in the face!
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  289. “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure”
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  290. You mutant mouth breathers really DON’T have any humor do you? COME ON! Let’s all carousel at 30!
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  291. DylanDrawZ - Said by the professionally offended snowflake! Grow some balls kid
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  292. Commander Fruitloops - Logan’s Run... we’re suppose to be talking about Logan’s Run.. Not Trump... Logan’s ..... Run.
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  293. Commander Fruitloops - Ok then. Who was hotter? Jenny Agutter or Farrah Faucet? TRICK QUESTION! It was Michael York!
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  294. A subjective report given by a human with an authority complex. Happens ALL THE TIME! Police do it EVERY DAY. Why is everyone so surprised?
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  295. Presidents live in president land. When they live in president land to long they get all goofy. Perhaps someone should put him in a home.
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  296. She’s still gorgeous!
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  297. Wanna talk about radiometric dating? No it’s NOT like Tinder!
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  298. Carlos A.N - Hidden agenda? How does paleontology have a hidden agenda?
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  299. “Spirits above me, give me a sign. Shall I be joyous, or shall I be dammed?” - Gomez Adams
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  300. Newton’s third law! The more these politicians tighten their grip, the more backlash they can expect.
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  301.  @melaniecotterell8263  - The odds are against them, however, it was planned. She was an insider. She knows more then most.
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  302.  @cisco8237  Let’s hope! I’m doing everything I can to help it happen. The world would get real fair real quick!
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  303. We’ll keep praying to the imaginary invisible bearded man in the sky. This is what that guy likes!
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  304. Well, start a religion I guess?
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  305. The more money you have the more “accusations” you get to look forward to. Yay women!
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  306. jodi houts - You know why women get their period? CAUSE THEY FUCKING DESERVE IT!!!
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  307. Piatequila - I worked a little over one year in the USA’s second worse ER. (Gary Indiana) as a medic. You didn’t see his CT-Scan. This whole thing is screwed up. I’ve had kids come back from some serious shit. My first day I worked on a six year old that came out of a fire. 9 months later he came back into the ER for something else. He bounces back pretty good. Yah never know with kids.
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  308. Damn Fruit Loop pussy sticks!
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  309. A cop killing someone? Golly gee wiz I never heard of such a thing!
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  310. Save the women, save the children! Fuck the men!
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  311. Lil Hoss - I know! Skinny jeans! They have to be eradicated.
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  312. How so?
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  313. Paul Denet - Oh sure, yeah, whatever.
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  314. Bobby Long - Well she was in The Notebook. A story about a bitch who keeps treating a guy like shit and keeps wanting her.
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  315. That MAN sexually harassed me! Even though we never met I DEMAND financial compensation!!!
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  316. Is it racist to hate everyone? Cause I hate everyone!
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  317. a b - “Prayers won’t help”? As opposed to when they do? Hint hint they NEVER help. People get the same reaction to talking to a Brick wall.
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  318. Doctor Desty Nova - Turning the dead into Soylent Green is the ONLY SOLUTION!
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  319. https://youtu.be/WSD3brpn2nE
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  320. Better stock up on duck tape?
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  321. See what happens when you pray for Jesus to pay off your student loans. And it doesn’t happen! Please go bat shit
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  322.  @ahazy2060  - There is only ONE way we can all be “SAFE”. ..... BAN OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!! Opposable thumbs have been used to craft tools and weapons for centuries. In that time everything from a pointy stick to the A bomb have been made using OPPOSABLE THUMBS! They MUST GO. We must all be 100% safe 100% of the time.
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  323.  @ahazy2060  - If a human had thumbs you can’t stop em from building tools and weapons. BAN OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!!
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  324.  @hcho7776  - FROM NOW ON YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME! THE SUPREME LEDER OF YOU! SEND ME A DOLLAR!!! EVERYONE SEND ME A DOLLAR!!! The word of the lord.
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  325. Elly Lima - Do you have any evidence to support that claim?
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  326. There’s no such thing as a prophet!
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  327. They are already going after the guy for child support!
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  328. Wonder what the imaginary invisible bearded man in the sky has to say though?
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  329. Achilles of Volos - Have luck living forever moron
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  330. When a police officer says: drop the _______! It’s NOT optional!
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  331. Oh boo hoo.
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  332. Sure? Do you realize how bat shit crazy you sound? God is imaginary! He lives in your head! GROW UP!
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  333. Trump grabbed my ass!!!! I demand financial compensation!!!!!! I’ll settle out of court right now for $20,000
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  334. Typical Mormon!
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