Comments by "Fixedguitar" (@fixedguitar47) on "Fox News" channel.

  1. In wholeheartedly agree with everything this women has said.
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  2. The problem is NOT GUNS! It’s opposable thumbs! Opposable thumbs have been used to manufacture tools and weapons for centuries. BAN OPPOSABLE THUMBS!
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  3. Anna Maria Calderon - Surely though the hotties (if any) should be allowed in. The guys will have to wait till the country clears out a bit. (Just like a nightclub)
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  4. I just spoke with the imaginary invisible bearded man in the sky. He said he couldn’t care less what we think.
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  5. Come on say what nationality he was! I got money riding on it! Was it the religion of peace?
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  6. But that’s why he shot up the school in the first place was to get media attention. If the media doesn’t blast his name over and over we might not have another mass shooting.
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  7. Senator Bobblehead!
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  8. This is what happens when you tell your kids that there is a supernatural bearded man in the sky. Stop lying to your kids people. It’s to dangerous.
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  9. “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” - Ellen Ripley
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  10. ThaBoiRon john -What do you mean? That’s how some women are. Some are fixers. Some are only attracted to men who are physically unavailable. Women have issues. Now one of them is sane. Grow up.
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  11. All the religions are getting put together as equally guilty. Doesn’t matter what cult you belong to, even atheists are getting thrown in. You will all be euthanized.
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  12. Your right, McDonalds has to be taken out!
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  13. I’d love to have someone try to get me to stay home! It wouldn’t go well.
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  14. I call Palestine a SHIT! HOLE!
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  15. Right? I’m calling bullshit!
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  16. ThaBoiRon john - Truth is they all are. If your with one long enough you’ll find out. I take it your not married. Give it time. They are nuts. In one way or another.
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  17. nathan guice - Sure, if they have a vagina stay 8 feet away at all times.
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  18. akram socisse - don’t tease with WW3. I’m hoping for it! I’m begging for it. I’m insisting on it. I’m doing my best to help it.
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  19. Well come on everyone! Let’s stop fucking around! Let’s start the ultimate mosh pit! Winner take all! I’m killing everyone! Fuck you people!
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  20. If you believe in an imaginary supernatural being in the sky, your a target!
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  21. Oh give me a break. Next it’s going to be women pissed about something that happened in kindergarten. Grow up.
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  22. Jim Acosta can EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
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  23. “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” - Ellen Ripley
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  24. I want to see his 2nd grade report card! Gimme gimme gimme gimme!
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  25. Does she float?
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  26. hi there would you please elaborate on that. Islam is responsible, all they know is hate. Islam wants a war. Only when the would is in chaos will they be satisfied. So how does this work? They hate the west, the west did what? It's childish to think who started it. But it's going to come to an end one way or another. And when it does it will be genocide. So please, elaborate.
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  27. Ok, I’ll guess I have to be the one to say it, but why do these guys BOTH have such crazy hair?
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  28. “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” - Ellen Ripley
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  29. They can’t move there. The whole area is being leveled to build a New theme park! It’s going to have a water park as well I’m told. The lazy river is going to go right where that stupid wailing wall is.
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  30. If you believe in an imaginary bearded man in the sky, you don’t get to make any kids. How’s that for a start? That will solve some problems!
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  31. I don’t think people who have imaging friends should breed. That’s my feelings on the subject.
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  32. Rick Wheeler - Will Roman candles be considered mortar rounds?
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  33. I have a degree from “Crazy Go Nuts University” This COVID thing is a joke! Where all the millions of dead babies I was promised? I wanna see millions of dead babies on the road! So I can drive over them on the way to work. Weakest pandemic EVER!!
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  34. Don’t worry! Just keep breeding! No money? No food? No shelter? NO PROBLEM!
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  35. Oh Trump, you came and gave me a turkey, on my day away from work e.
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  36. “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
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  37. Glue that murdered to the bike path and then go get a steam roller.
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  38. “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” - Ellen Ripley
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  39. “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” - Ellen Ripley
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  40. Where should I start looking???
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  41. David Weigel - I just spoke with the imaginary invisible bearded man in the sky! He said not to listen to you!? That your trying to sell me something. Thanks but no thanks.
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  42. im a big boy now - What belief?
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  43. ohjee cash - Simply put I don’t believe in god cause there IS NO GOD.
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  44. ohjee cash - Look kid, I’m 40! Back in college I had to read The Bible old and new, the Torah, the Quran and MOST of the Greek myths and blah blah blah. So now what?
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  45. You destroyed their tunnel. How about the actual fighters!!!! Here’s what yah do, find them....and......fucking kill them!!!! Drown them, burn them, strangle them!!! Cut off their limbs! Stab them! Shoot them in the head! You get zero points for destroying a ..... FUCKING TUNNEL!!
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  46. ThaBoiRon john - I got married, but the only reason I could is cause I knew her BEFORE my five minutes of fame and married her before I made my fortune. It’s all in the timing. Now, if a women asked. “So what do you like in a girl?” YOU RUN!!!! Into the woods! Somewhere she can’t fallow. Never talk to her or any of her friends again. Never ever answer that question for any reason! Ever! Trust me!
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  47. Get rid of the government and throw away that stupid religion while your at it.
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  48. PIE is exactly 3!!!! Quick BAN ME!!!! Hahahahahja
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  49. If any Muslim with ostrich syndrome can pull their head out of the sand, take a moment to acknowledge the problem and give a suggestion I’d appreciate it.
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  50. Be sure to shoot in three second bursts! Don’t want to overheat the barrel.
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  51. NPC DEPLORABLE32 - NOPE! Humans have opposable thumbs and a large brain. They have been using the two to manufacture tools and weapons for centuries. THUMBS must be banned! Till they are no one is safe.
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  52. Hillary reminds me of a grade school teacher that thinks her opinions matter. Always talking down to us “children” like she’s smarter then everybody. Someone put her on a desert island and forget about her. She wouldn’t last a week on her own.
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  53. Why is Ben not in office yet?
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  54. Hurry it up, I need a drink! And a beach in witch to drink it on.
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  55. Now watch the media make sure everyone knows this murderers name. I want to know the name of the person at McDonalds that tipped off the police. That persons name needs to be known. Not this guy. But the media will make him famous!
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  56. Roger Pean - I don’t shoot people. I use a can of green beans and a pillow case.
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  57. Breed brainwash repeat, breed brainwash repeat, breed brainwash repeat, breed brainwash repeat, breed brainwash repeat!
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  58. You people voted her in. She’s anti EVERYTHING.
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  59. Crawl back under your “Golden Plates” and wait for your fucking prom!!!
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  60. What’s sad is that it’s all guys! Where are all the poverty stricken hot girls? The ones that are impresses with simple things… like bread? I got a whole loaf over at my house!
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  61. GOOD! That cold air coming from Canada needs to STOP! Build that wall TALL!!
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  62. “The View” is a bunch of cackling hens bitching that the world isn’t perfect.
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  63. Pray to your imaginary supernatural friend in the sky. See if that will help.
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  64. Remember the movie “War Games”? Kinda funny yah think?
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  65. We’re all going to end up trying to live on another planet. Literally, the way things are going with this shit. Another planet is not going to work. We’re to adapted to this one. So just get rid of that option. It’s Bullshit.
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  66. Wow, Iran condemns something!? Stop the press! Iran is protesting something!!!
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  67. STOP TALKING OVER THE MAN! LET HIM TALK!
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  68. Good! Now let’s get stated building that “Death Star” he wanted! I don’t know why we need the ability to destroy a planet but I like that spherical shape concept.
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  69. So by beef up does he wants more then one?
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  70. Pancho Villa - Sure he is. I’m not going to be losing any sleep.
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  71. Oh dear! No more tobacco, herbs and spices!
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  72. BIG! FUCKING! DEAL!
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  73. Everyone and everything is fair game for criticism. Welcome to thunderdome bitch!
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  74. Wait wait wait wait a second. This is at U of C? They don’t allow “safe spaces” there from what my understand is. I say we straighten these silver spoon fucks out properly. PUT THEM TO WORK! That will do it! They obviously have been in Cloud Cuckoo Land their entire lives! I WORK in Chicago. A real job, all labor! None of these fucks would last an hour.
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  75. Is the PLAN-DEMIC not going according to plan?
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  76. When will this start to be enforced is what I need to know.
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  77. That’s what she gets for going to school. Dumbass!
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  78. See!!! I knew it! I called this weeks ago!
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  79. Why is this women speaking? She holds NO office! Her opinion is worthless!
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  80. ISIS = Islam. Last I checked Islam was doing just fine with membership. They say that their “extremists” are everyone else’s problem though. Well, that’s not going to end well. Damn cults and their bullshit never do.
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  81. Let’s get this war going already!
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  82. White = American Black = AFRICAN American Brown = MEXICAN American (Regardless of what country of ancestry)
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  83. World2154 - Then I wanna see his FIRST grade report card!!!
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  84. World2154 - I want all his documents! His immunization records! His growth chart! His Attendence in school! I wanna know if he got a gold star for keeping his hands to himself in kindergarten. I want his second cousins next door neighbors dogs veterinarians name!
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  85. ..... High five?
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  86. Anyone who has an electric gate blocking their driveway can shut the fuck up on this shit!
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  87. Hopefully the plan will be to evacuate all American personnel, then sterilize the entire Middle East. Then bulldoze all evidence of human existence from the region and return it to a natural state.
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  88. Seems like cops no matter what say “stop resisting”.
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  89. Can business still require masks? Yes! Why? Legalities! Freakin lawyers destroying this country.
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  90. Here’s how, any adult who believes in an imaginary being should be shot in the back of the head....twice. Anyone who gets their morals out of a book. Should be shot in the head.... three times. Any person who believes that they speak on behalf of an imaginary being. Should be shot in the head till ammunition is spent.
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  91. Stay at home? Yeah no! I do whatever I want whenever I want. No one tells me what to do.
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  92. In Islam, Taqiya or taqiyya ‎is a precautionary dissimulation or denial of religious belief and practice in the face of persecution.
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  93. Did Adam ever get to build the addition above his garage?
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  94. “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure” - Ellen Ripley
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  95. “Fuckin A” - Hudson
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  96. Damn beat me to it on the burning books! That’s what I wanted to say! SOB!
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  97. Yeah the USA pulled this off back in 1961! You suck North Korea. What’s next? You gonna have a disco era?
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  98. “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” - Ellen Ripley
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  99. “Well, there are those who believe that we should attack first. Settle everything in one moment.” The W.O.P.R. Recommends a full scale nuclear strike! I see no alternative.
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  100. NO NO NO AND MORE NO! Anyone but this guy! I don’t want to have to fight someone every time I go grocery shopping!
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  101. “We have seven canisters of CN-20. I say we roll them in there and nerve gas the entire fucking nest” - Pvt.Vasquez
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  102. Teachers should have PEPPER BALL GUNS Behind glass that’s alarmed. While essentially non lethal it can blind and buy enough time to remove yourself out of the situation. You don’t have to shoot your actually target. Just near enough to engulf the cloud of O.C. Crystals in the lungs. $350 a unit and made in the USA!
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  103. WTF DOOD? - it’s going to have to come a long way to reach my back yard! 6,341 miles!!! So yeah, nuke the entire site.
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  104. Rad Derry here you go kid! https://youtu.be/aCbfMkh940Q
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  105. This is nothing!!! I got video evidence of Nickolas Cage violating a flight attendant!! Here’s the link! https://youtu.be/gnhu73ETzW8. Can’t argue with video!
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  106. “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” - Ellen Ripley
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  107. puneet alag - “I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.” - Vizzini
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  108. What were these troops doing anyway? .... a whole lot of JACK SHIT!
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