Comments by "Fixedguitar" (@fixedguitar47) on "KCAL News" channel.

  1. Earthquakes? In California? OMG! Tornados? In tornado alley? OMG! Volcanos? In Hawaii? OMG! Hurricanes? In Florida? OMG! SNOW? In Canada? OMG! Shit on me!!!! I’m freaking out here man!!!! It keeps happening every YEAR!!! Natural things!!! They keep naturally occurring!
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  2. Died with his boots on! Went out like a man! Sorry for his family’s loss. Respect for a man with courage!
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  3. “Impressive, most impressive.” - Darth Vader
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  4. What do you call a hundred lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand!
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  5. So? No ones gonna say anything about the retro 50’s red microphone?
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  6. My 13 year old said it LAST WEEK! Ban “opposable thumbs”! Then you will solve everything!
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  7. Will someone just shove a bunch of bills in her straps? That’s all she wants! She ran out and now she needs more! Women need those green paper tickets called money given to them for no reason other then having big tits and a smile! Just remember, every man has his breaking point, every WOMAN has her price.
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  8. Foggy??? You felt his wallet.... and that’s when you realized you were assaulted.
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  9. Damn GTA!
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  10. So she ran out of cash already?
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  11. Uma Thurman is not credible. I have video evident of her overdosing on Heroine!
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  12. Putins Cat - But like a true blonde, she snorted it! Had to get an adrenaline shot directly to the heart. What a dumb ass.
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  13. As long as “opposable thumbs” are still not banned! Everyone is at risk!
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  14. Here’s a good option. https://youtu.be/e5oV1iumrUY Non lethal and a lot of fun! Yellow so you know it’s not a firearm. Easy to use and I would not want to be on the receiving end. Never had anyone say this is a bad idea.
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  15. .... What kind of “drugs”?
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  16. California.....shut the fuck up. Just shut up. Having an ocean next to you doesn’t make you special.
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  17. Harvey rapped me! Even though we never met. I demand financial compensation.
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  18. Brittany Michelle - I actually debate the “Pangea” theory all the time. I subscribe to the “Growing Earth” theory cause it fits so well. I’ve been in that since 1992!!! Haven’t had anyone come even close to proving otherwise. I’d welcome a debate that doesn’t involve a supernatural creator. Cause most people try to fall back on that for some reason. But I like Neil Adams animation on it if you ever looked at that.
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  19. The LionofJudah77U - unfortunately for you the Bible is a complete work of fiction. It’s completely man made and it shows. It has no relevance what so ever. It has no place here. Quoting it gives you no “points”..... no one cares. The Earth doesn’t care what some guy wrote down on paper years back and neither do I! So with that I wish you the best with wasting your time on believing in fiction. Check out Lord of the Rings though, that’s a good read.
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  20. Most Hated - What’s a “Scat” ? I honestly don’t know. I’m old.
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  21. The LionofJudah77U -.....Right.... your insane!
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  22. The LionofJudah77U - So once something is written in a book by a man it MUST happen? And your backing this up with what? Fairy dust? Because I said so? Magic? Astronomical signs? Entrails? Magic beans? What exactly are you using to prove this? Honestly I’d like to know yah nut bag! People like you are the reason we have wars in the first place!
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  23. What’s offensive about “Wanna make a baby?” Used to be acceptable when you tried to impregnate women. WTF?
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  24. Daylight savings time is bullshit! It needs to go! Change the clocks this Sunday for the last time!
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  25. This is it! This is the last time I’m doing this bullshit!
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