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You probably get dumped.
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@alexajohnson2065 Thing is it wasn't even meant to be a joke, but matter-of-fact. It was good enough to give me a giggle though anyway after I read it, so mission accomplished.
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@darkphoenix3093 women without stretch marks do exist. It's called never getting pregnant or fat and taking care of yourself. Or at least they are mostly invisible if they do have them.
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@Walymie if shallow means high standards, then hell yeah. Everyone should be "shallow", the world would have fewer ugly people since the ugly ones would probably die virgins or at least no kids. Immature is debatable. I'm old enough to know better but still young enough to not care.
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@mordekaihenry7267 lol says the guy that prob has a gf so ugly that he's ashamed to be seen with her in public.
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@bohlalemtati5622 /shrug you're entitled to your opinion I guess. So if according to you no one is ugly does that mean you will sleep with everyone that asks? if so that is far more disgusting than me.
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@sfred8821 says the guy that will fvck just about anything apparently.
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@xoemilee99 lol, u mad or something? Some guys are actually picky, get over it.
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@xoemilee99 lol triggered much?
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@Obscure Anomaly mine too. I wasn't even trying to be a troll, but now I'm laughing my ass off at all the oversensitivity and insecurity. Hell if I was trying to be a troll, this would be a perfect time to practice , since apparently no one here has heard of "don't feed the trolls". This would be a smorgasbord for them lol.
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@emilie2667 /shrug quality over quantity is my motto. I know guys that have humped 500-1000 women. I'm not one of those and don't wanna be, that's gross. As far as half having a big inner labia, thats' prob true but that means the other half don't. And I'd say in the 18-24 demographic 20% are full-fledged innies (anecdotal evidence). As far as children, do 18-24's count? They didn't last I checked.
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@lindathibodeau3197 I know right? And then I simply replied with "you probably get dumped" and then half the internet went postal and then it just kept snowballing, lol. Some people are just easily triggered I guess.
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@leticiaferreiravaz If they are insecure then more often than not there's actual reasons. Sometimes the truth sucks, deal with it.
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@Jordan-dd8rp lol that's just it , I'm not mad at all. If you feel like wasting alot of time and reading 100+ replies you'd see it's just about everyeone else that are the mad ones. I actually find it hilarious that this bullshit avalanche was so easily triggered. Obviously it's important to alot of people, otherwise no one would care enough to bother typing a reply and we'd only have maybe 10 replies instead of 130+. Even funnier when the comment that triggered it all still has 85 likes.
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@Jade If anything it gives me more room to talk. If I don't want to see them on me bad enough to spend nearly $10k to remove them why would want to see them on someone else? Logic 101.
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@pneuma1387 umm, I dont l even know what to say to that...
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@Pink bro so if I don't wanna sleep with someone (whatever the reason) and am not worried about voicing my opinions on it that's a lack of respect? Alrighty then.
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@StellarCrackhead42 lol, I never planned to have kids anyway, and care about bloodlines about as much as Hugh Hefner did. You never know, maybe immortality will be discovered in a pill in the next few decades, how's that for an international disaster? lol.
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@13eautiful lol, triggered much?
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@SHANOYA GORDON correction: HAD stretch marks a long time ago. Had them laser removed as soon as I was 18.
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@bree789-x8c what future spouse? I'm smart enough to never get married.
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@alphamail8974 lol. The bullshit is actually kinda funny when I didn't even try to trigger an avalanche of bullshit like a wanna-be troll. I'm just glad I didn't say that on a stage during comedian night and have half the tables and chairs in the place thrown at me , lol.
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@SHANOYA GORDON It's obvious you've never heard of laser removal (yes, it's been a thing for quite awhile). While it doesn't actually remove them it reorients them to make them invisible = same result as no longer having any. And you call me the stupid one.
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@Walymie /shrug attractiveness is important and everything else is secondary. I'm not going to pretend otherwise just to make a few people (some of which these days are probably just chat bots) that I don't even know and in all liklihood will never meet happy.
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@alexandrarichard4026 So no one should brush and floss their teeth either because the issue just pops up again? Alrighty then... but I'm gonna take a hard pass on skipping maintenance just because it costs money and is a recurring issue.
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@Pink bro Dunno why a connection with my mother or lack there of matters anyway, I seriously doubt it would make a difference as far as my likes and dislikes. That's like saying some gay guy can turn straight or vice versa or change whether some guy prefers hairy or bald vag's just by connecting better with his mom = huh? That sounds like something Freud made up. Pretty sure what turns people on and what they find gross or repulsive are pretty much hardwired and if that's actually the case nothing (including familial ties or lack thereof) is ever going to change that.
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Lol someone removed my other-turnoffs comment that included the more serious things besides stretch marks (warts, moles, inner labias the size of some dude's nutsack, razor bumps, etc). There it is again for anyone that missed it for context.
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@Pink bro I see nothing wrong with being honest about it. If the situation is reversed I'm certainly not gonna give much of a crap about some-random-woman-on-the-internet-that-I-don't-even-know's opinion of what she thinks is gross or a turnoff about men, since everyone has preferences, some more extreme than others. Now, if I know her irl and have a crush on her or something (for the sake of argument pretend I still have schoolboy crushes) that's a different situation.
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@Pink bro I still don't see the big deal. If a girl on Tinder or wherever else advertises that she doesn't want less than 9" when I only have 7" I don't take it personally and start crying over it or getting angry and calling her a size queen (I guess that's the female version of an incel).
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@kurogikuzuzuki9790 what can I say, sometimes I'm easily amused.
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@absolutelynot6546 for what? Xmas?
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@goro_majima98 lol, if I'm incel then you're an ugly bridge troll. And I'm probably not far off the mark if just some random-guy-on-the-internet's standards hit a nerve that hard for such a cliche reply (to the point that apparently 90% of the internet are now incels, geez, be creative in your name calling at least).
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@UlexiteTVStoneLexite yes, quite incompetent /sarcasm. Generate a flame thread going on 200+ replies long without even trying to just from my honest opinions. I can only imagine how many FBI visits I'd get if I was actualy trying to be a 4-Chan-grade troll.
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@absolutelynot6546 oh the going gay thing, already replied like a day and 100 replies ago, you must have missed it.
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@UlexiteTVStoneLexite lol pedantic much? I was rounding up, hence the term "going on". At this rate it will be 200+ soon enough (probably in another day if more inadvertently triggered people join in).
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@UlexiteTVStoneLexite I've done it before on more than a few occassions. $34 is about an average tip on a $166 dinner for 2 = just keep the change on 2 Benjamins. But keep living up to your username, it makes you look like a moron.
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@Bekah_N14RNH Well, I guess it sucks to have that disease, like all other diseases. I obviously wouldn't hump a leper either.
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@Maysterious1 It wouldn't be the first time. Not that I want to sleep with my mother, but she knows my standards and preferences. She certainly doesn't agree with them, but gave up trying to change my mind long ago.
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@comfi_peach91 lol, you need to practice newer and better insults, penis size references went out of style a long time ago.
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@stfu1915 If it weren't for the maybe 5-10% worth remembering I'd be wishing that were true. And even if it were true and I could do it all again instead of give in to curiosity I'd rather just die a virgin than hump someone I'm not even attracted to (and save myself a whole shitload of drama in the process). Those that do that are just plain pathetic. Ok bye.
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@yciuj7888 lol good call. I'm starting to wonder how many strokes, brain bleeds, and broken phone screens I've induced this weekend.
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@themalihaariel Your genes don't look all that great to me. Just sayin.
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@yciuj7888 lol exactly. I don't get why so many people give a flying fat rat what some guy's preferences are that they don't even know and will probably never even meet.
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@sydneyomara5704 So having preferences = being hateful? Alrighty then. I don't consider girls that want a guy with a penis bigger than mine or more muscles or money than I have as "hateful", since literally no one is going to fit the requirements and preferences of everyone.
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@zizzy1262 And I want world peace and everyone to be equally rich. Instead there's plenty of disappointment for everybody. And lack of perfection sucks, and just accepting imperfection is the cheap and lazy way out. Also what's not ugly to you someone else might disagree.
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@nooneanonymous3340 That's what birth control and abortions are for, but thing is I got snipped long ago to avoid that drama and shoot blanks, so if she got knocked up it definitely isn't mine. And believe whatever you like, it's not like it matters to me.
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@alexandrarichard4026 maybe they do, doesn't mean they are stuck with them for life. There are laser treaments to make them invisible you know.
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@jesusistruth.sthazel-adaug3279 apparently even if he did exist he picks and chooses who to bless and curse.
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@rebekahwebster3104 It does. I'm not picky when it comes to race in itself, but more melanin = more visibility for stretch marks, since the scar tissue tends to be lighter than the surrounding skin and gives more contrast. I suppose now that I think about it that's an indirect reason why I prefer pale skin over tans. While some sunlight is necessary for vitamin D (a few mins a day at most) tanning is actually bad for you anyway (I think of it as an under-skin scab). It increases chances of skin cancer and makes you get wrinkles and in need of a plastic surgeon far earlier than you should be.
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@lindathibodeau3197 LOL welcome to the internet, the YT version. Sometimes shit happens and there's legit trolls, but most of the time shit doesn't hit the fan this hard so don't worry about it too much.
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@Naruto200041 lol exactly. I even paraphrased that myself a few times already. I mean hell I've been called insane a few times but gee wiz I'm definitely losing the insanity contest, everyone needs to take a step back and get some perspective. They are all acting like their own family members publicly disowned them or something on Facebook or a live stream here on YT on Thanksgiving Day right at the dinner table because of their stretch marks (but I guess reasons wouldn't matter much in that scenario). I wonder how stupid they'd all feel if it was revealed that I was actually a really sophisticated chatbot (for the sake of argument pretend I am) coded and turned loose on YT and every other social site by an epic troll that's rotflhao at their creation.
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@yciuj7888 Eh it's been a slow week (thanks Covid, thanks silicon shortage). But other than that sometimes I enjoy getting my mind boggled. It's like I'm the POTUS that just signed an EO declaring stretch marks a public eyesore and giving everyone 6 months to have them laser treated at their own expense before being daily fined for it, lol.
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@yciuj7888 Yeah Twitter's for oversensitive twits that let words on a screen get to them, never bothered with even making an account there and quit the voluntary surveillance system that's Fakebook in 2015. But I guess if I have a sudden urge to do a Trump and strir up an angry mob to the point it's a real life riot that I want to send to one of my enemies I know where to go...
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@emperorpalpatine1223 2 words: laser treatments.
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@Maya-yt just because they get them doesn't mean they are stuck with them. Lasers ftw. Gotta love modern cosmetic technology.
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@Ultamami I guess most can't. Sucks to be them. By most standards I'm not at all "rich". It's all about priorities (pro tip: don't have kids or families, those are expensive for multiple reasons).
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 @sydneyomara5704 /shrug I wasn't trying to be at first, but now I'm just laughing my ass off at pretty much this whole damned thread and everyone's overreaction to it.
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@RubeeRoja I've seen quite a few naked, though in hindsight the majority of them I wish I hadn't (mostly from my high school era).
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@reginathebean eh I prefer fuzzy ones over razor bumps. Last I heard children don't have that trait yet.
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@jonirose8067 I'm never marrying anybody, but if I can pump and dump models-only like Adam Levine then mission accomplished.
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@RubeeRoja Nope, just your mom, and I wish I could unsee that.
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@RubeeRoja why yes, yes I did.
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@gink_ie What's normal to you isn't to me, for the simple reason I have higher standards than you, which should be obvious. And the key word is "nearly" since not all do, whether naturally from due to not growing too fast or getting laser treatments. And you call me the ignorant one. About equal to the rest of the triggered oversensitive weirdos in this thread that just assume everyone has them, without having actually seen every girl on earth naked and confirming that. There's plenty of 4k porn videos where they are absent. I seriously doubt they went to the trouble of CGI to "airbrush" everyone.
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@emilygriffith6702 I got rid of mine long ago, I had them lasered.
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@stfu1915 /shrug I guess it must suck to be them. That's just one of the perks of priviledge, it makes some people better than others, no matter what the plebians of the world want to believe. I can hardly wait for genetic enhancement to be a thing, I'll be at the front of the line for that too. But really at the end of the day it's all about priorities. If most people choose dumb shit like kids and families (over $10k per year per kid) to where they can't afford laser treatments too but choose the former that's on them.
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@datguy9408 perfectly fine, though still wondering why people are necroing a week-old thread that's 340+ replies long. Most people are too lazy to scroll that far to read their posts.
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@IamCree I'm not the one with the problem, most of everyone else has the problem. It's called being ugly but not having the funds to fix it and instead brainwashing themselves that that's just fine. And life isn't THAT much more difficult. I just avoid ugly people the same way most avoid landfills, paper mills, sewage treatment plants, EPA superfund sites, etc. As far as calling some one else revolting, I call things as I see them. Unlike most I tend to be brutally honest. And I usually don't even give my honest opinion when it's not asked for and in this instance I would have just moved on to the next video/comment thread after the initial dumped comment, but then whiners that shouldn't have given that much of a shit of about stupid words on a screen decided to make a big deal about it when in fact it isn't a big deal (pro tip: if a sentence on the internet annoys you, assume it was typed/posted by a chat bot, half the time that's a safe assumption and it's stupid to get mad at a disembodied AI).
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@IamCree yup, responsibility is for those too dumb to figure out a way to pass the buck so are stuck with it.
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@wonhosthigh265 Key word is "sometimes, but still gross, whatever the cause. If it weren't laser treatments for it wouldn't exist. Besides that, you're late to the party, 50 others before you already said that.
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@tianamcfarlane8485 everyone is racist, the only difference is how much and how open they are about it, get over it. I don't mind dark meat, as long as they are not ugly (rarer for black women).
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@meiyou-ren As long as people like you keep necroing this thread so will I with responses to it when I see it in my notifications. And the key word is almost. Not everybody has stretch marks, that's a fact because I've been with a few that didn't. I honestly could barely care less about stupid words on a screen THAT much, so I find the "bullshit" rather funny. People have preferences, that's never gonna change. If someone out there doesn't like tailbones then I'm not gonna argue with them or get all pissed off over it. Scratch my head and wonder for a minute maybe but then shrug and move on. As far as touching grass, seems to me you should follow your own advice, considering how much time you wasted just scrolling through 360+ comments.
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@tianamcfarlane8485 it's not putting my issues onto other people. It's logic 101. If I don't want to see them on me why would I want to see them on someone else? That also applies with fat, moles, warts, or anything else people generally find unattractive.
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@tianamcfarlane8485 oh ok, you're one of those superstitious nuts that have been saying that for thousands of years. Well, still waiting for it so where is it? If it does ever happen it will be after I'm long dead anyway and it will probably be human-caused (most likely Earth turning into gradually Venus over a few thousand years or similar catastrophe), not from some angry gods. Those aren't real and only exist in people's heads, and afterlives are probably only wishful thinking as well, so no such thing as judgement day either.
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@SEIKE /shrug you get used to it (current stretch is 15 years single, fine with remaining so for the next 50 or even 100, being a dirty old man that does models only like Hugh Hefner is actually one of my life goals). Besides that I'd rather be occasionally lonely than perpetually annoyed because I'm stuck with someone I'm not attracted to if I had to pick between those 2 choices, that's how abusive and toxic relationships happen (been there, done that = too much drama for my liking).
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@SEIKE /shrug not everyone needs or even wants a permamnent gf/bf, believe it or not. Not everyone prioritizes that as a life goal. Not everyone even believes in monogamy or that humans were meant to be monogamous. Not everyone likes watching their own back and someone else's too. And you already know this, you've admitted that. And I probably am a psychopath, so what, I consider that a strength rather than a weakness. It's a practically a required trait of most corporate CEO's, otherwise they don't attain that position or if they do don't keep it for long.
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@meiyou-ren Here's the thing: I agree with eugenics 100%. The world is overcrowded and getting worse. I say breed out (the most humane/politically acceptable way to do it) ugly people as a first order reduction and see who's next until 1B are left worldwide after stupid people are gone after the 2nd round, then require licences to reproduce, handed out in limited numbers annually to maintain that 1B. If only I were world dictator, but I've never had a nack for politics (I'm a terrible liar). Maybe a UN politician with those views will take charge at some point.
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@SEIKE Probably, if the universe just turns out to be a simulation.
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@cc_namaste I actually wasn't trolling in the beginning, but the oversensitive, limp-wristed social workers in the crowd make it too easy and really should just go back to twitter with the rest of the snowflakes.
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@kurogikuzuzuki9790 oh well, I still find it amusing. If they want to hate me they can go right ahead, I honestly couldn't care less about of bunch of people I will probably never even meet in real life anyway and that could possibly just be chat bots (pro tip: it's stupid to get pissed at chat bots).
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@BrownieCaikes and I suggest you learn about stretch mark laser treatments.
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@girl-fromthemoon I was actually referring to his personality similarities to mine (he's the guy that "doesn't give autographs to ugly chicks" and only dates models, I wouldn't either if I was a famous celebrity). He probably covered his stretch marks with tatoos, if he had any. Only reason I brought him up at all besides that was because people act like I'm the only picky guy in existence and he is just another example, probably among a few million others worldwide. As far as only you getting to see his stretch marks, that's just what you hope. Statistics says that's a foolish and false hope, especially as time goes on after 5 years. Another similar trait between me and Adam Levine: we both think that humans were never meant to be monogamous, at least in the long term.
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@ineffablemars lol apparently not that bad of a troll, if I was even trolling. 420+ replies. If I was that horrible people would just ignore me after the first comment (as they should have if they didn't have more issues than me and Rolling Stone both and got triggered) and this thread would have ended 2 weeks ago at 10 replies. Trust me, if I was in full-on troll mode I'd be getting FBI vists due to all the suicides I caused and hanging out mostly on 4-Chan.
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Regular Gamer Keep telling yourself that delusional shit if it makes you feel better I guess.
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@hansikarautela9839 I know right? This is more durable than that the lovechild of Timex and the Energizer Bunny. 2 weeks later and still tickin'.
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@hansikarautela9839 Eh I seldom get bored anymore. I had my fill of bored when I was a kid and the internet was mostly just USENET and meant for hardcore nerds only.
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@autumnstory7856 someone doesn't know how to set up a laser treatment appointment.
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@smallfurball or just hate themselves. That's what I did before I had them removed. As far as student debt, college is a waste of money these days. You will literally lose more than you gain in increased wages. Most jobs will be automated by the time you graduate anyway (particularly for 6 or 8-year degrees) with the rest 100 applicants for every position, but that's a whole other can of worms.
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@nyc9721 lol made you scroll for 20 minutes, so mission accomplished. And it's not about announcing my preferences over and over. It's about pointing out how stupidly oversensitive the majority of everyone is. Get over it. Seriously, no one should give even half a shit about what amounts to just a bunch words on a screen or what someone's or an AI/chatbot's opinion is. All over what was initially a semi-joke (that also just happens to be my preference).
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@michellebyrom6551 yup, if only everyone were drops of chlorine.
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@valentinacane8533 Where's the "pressure" coming from? No one is holding a gun to your head telling you that you have to fit my (or anyone else's) list of preferences. You're still free just to stay single and eventually just be a crazy old cat lady, or just find one of a billion guys so desperate that they have no standards and will even Netflix and chill with a fat alcoholic prostitute with a list of STD's along with a flesh-eating disease (I'd recommend the cats).
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@LAST WILL BE THE FIRST it's just subdermal ink, not some spell. This isn't 1692 anymore.
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@yurimessiah /shrug When people get salty over things that shouldn't matter to them (like some random guy they don't even know's opinions about what he finds attractive and doesn't) I throw the salt right back at them.
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@70sman That means 30% don't. 1 in 3, sounds about right.
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@b.w.98 It's ugly to me. Everything is ugly to somebody, get over it.
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@lexie5571 I guess you're into zebras. Have at it.
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@lexie5571 30% don't (I thought that was anecdotal but I guess that's also a scientific figure). I wouldn't exactly call 70% "almost everyone".
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@89visionartistry89 Don't worry, I shoot blanks since I never want to have kids. As one above me said before how do you know everyone has stretch marks? Did you see everyone naked and confirmed that? I can confirm that not everyone does. For the rest there's laser treatments. Or, you know, simply settling for one that has lower standards like some do. As far as humor, it's not my fault you lack a sense of one (or gave so much of a shit about what other people think of you that you gave yourself mental issues/ED's). It seems over 300 others disagree with you, otherwise why would they leave a like? Finally, after a week of silence I thought this thread could finally be allowed to rest in peace, then you come along and necro it. Good job.
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Now please do a video on how lasers remove tattoos. And stretch marks. Since apparently most of the the internet still thinks that everyone is still stuck with those in 2021 and needs to be informed.
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