Comments by "FvckYoutube\x27sCensorshipAndTheirAdBuyers UseAdblock" (@fvckyoutubescensorshipandt2718) on "Biographics" channel.

  1. "My final wish is to be cremated and my ashes tossed into Uri Gellar's eyes." What a legend.
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  2. Yay new bio, I'm stoked.
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  3. Brought to you by $1 Shave Club since even Satan needs to keep his goatee groomed.
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  4. 20 years for a long laundry list of crimes. Extortion was just one of them. Also keep in mind in the 1970's and 1980's there were few "tough on crime" policies so automatic death penalty or life without parole for murder was rare. With 15 years it was probably downgraded to manslaughter as a plea deal or something.
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  5. When you are so damned rich a personal retail therapy trip triggers hyperinflation (because you have a significant % of all printed money so the Fed prints more so others can have some, which backfires after the tidal wave of cash you've held back is released), causes a global recession, and makes the Federal Reserve reduce interest rates to 0% for the next 10 years as a result. Probably a multi-trillionaire could do it if they wanted to play an expensive practical joke on the world and had a sick sense of humor (likely, you have to be a psychopath to be CEO).
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  6. The key to being a successful con man is to quit while you are ahead and disappear before you get caught. Same for a career as a gambler. The day I get $34M is the day I retire and get a new identity and some cosmetic surgery and go live on my own yacht complete with floating artificial island in tow in international waters after giving up my citizenship. What Bernard Madoff should have done when he hit $50B and the end was in sight (ie when he couldn't pay anyone without checks bouncing or even a few months before that when he couldn't get any new investors on board).
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  7. They should have put that guy in Red Dead Redemption 2 as part of Arthur Morgan's gang.
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  8. 20:26 Those must have been some good horror movies to make him puke in his garden. I bet the plants didn't appreciate it, all that extra acidity.
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  9. For some things best to never find out. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. With all my former family and friends I just assume they all died of covid and carry on. They probably assume the same.
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  10. I'm sure there were other presidents even more corrupt, but they were also smarter so never got caught.
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  11. 17:30 Sounds like suppertime with my demented grandparents when I was a kid.
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  12. 7:20 Grow your own beans. Patience is a virtue, and once made ricin never expires so can be stockpiled for years or even decades.
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  13. Sounds like just about any billionaire today, the difference is the ones today simply seldom get caught (with the few that do thanking those responsible for getting them caught with car bombs), so legality of tactics doesn't matter.
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  14. Hell I'm 48 and still wanna be a pirate. Imagine getting $3 billion worth of loot from a container ship or oil tanker and holding it for $30M worth of bitcoin ransom.
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  15. Umm no, the reverse, he named the cereal after himself.
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  16. force-fed molten gold, I bet that was some indigestion even Pepto couldn't fix.
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  17. Well, that's why, it's not the 1980's anymore. These days if it's not CGI superheroes then it's not a money maker = no one wants to risk losing money or bother breaking even.
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  18. Meh, I was going to set up a Ponzi scheme on Squarespace until Simon told me not to. He just cut the number of potential Squarespace customers in half, since just about everyone is a con man.
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  19. It's probably mostly bald anyway. He just shaves what's left off to keep it from looking like a cat with the mange. Probably what Trump should do.
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  20. 13:50 I still have all my bones, so it wasn't made from me.
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  21. I was wondering how they were going to explore the life of Rack the Jipper considering he was never identified, his identity only guessed at.
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  22. Dante is most definitely fiction.
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  23. 2:35 Alexander could carry a horse? Damn, no wonder he was a badass that took over the whole known world and called Great.
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  24. I don't really need Ground News. I simply quit watching the news altogether long ago, it depresses me. Rather just hide out in my own reality and ignore everyone else's while it rots, burns and drowns.
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  25.  @BTheBlindRef  Most voters don't care about the details why, most of them are a simple lot and can't get their head around the details of DC anyway. To most of them all they know is that a promise was broken within 4 years.
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  26. 7:20 I thought that was the guy that started a furniture store.
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  27. 23:35 Talk about a conditioned response. I heard that music and was expecting that pic of Pavlov to start puking everywhere like LA Beast.
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  28.  @m.e.5482  maybe he got tired or wasn't making enough money to cover expenses? History isn't as popular as cat videos.
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  29. Well, as long as her 2 sons were also sterilized at birth then all is good. Really should sterilize females too, with just males no wonder it was ultimately ineffective, since just 1 male can fertilize multiple females. Really they need to do it genetically via aerosol the way mosquito populations are reduced now to reduce malaria cases. A bit less barbaric and a bit more efficient than physically detaching their balls one person at a time.
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  30. 9:14 only immortal due to the congressmen in Disney's pockets; when a law gets inconvenient, change it, and to hell with what the common peasants think or the effects on them.
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  31. It's been going on since time began and will continue to do so as long as humans exist and like sex. Might as well just give up and legalize it since people will forever just do it anyway, only in shady underworlds where someone can disappear and never be seen again.
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  32. Disliked with the 110 others. Simon is great but the topic is disgusting.
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  33. It's not that hard if you watch nothing else 16h a day 7 days a week.
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  34. 17:00 Eh even if surviving originals were discovered Bill Gates would just buy them and put them in one of his desk drawers.
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  35. Humans and their stupid sports fan subgroup... smdh.
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  36. People have already asked and he's already said NO.
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  37. 13:16 that so-called beauty looks like a dude dressed in drag, and a bad attempt at that.
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  38. With all the guesswork and speculation involved it makes me wonder how many holes are gonna be in present human history by 7021AD (with the colossal assumption that humans aren't extinct by then). I imagine a lot more since instead of clay tablets and stone mountains and heiroglyphics we use digital magnets the size of 100,000 atoms that decay to unreadable after less than 100 years and need specific equipment to read and the right amount and type of electricity to run that.
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  39.  @ilarious5729  Yes, every Fortune 500 CEO is in fact a psychopath. It's a required trait, because if you are not then someone that is will do whatever is necessary, morals and ethics (and even the law if it can't be proven) be damned, and take the position in your place if all other skills are equal. Such is life at the top of the pyramid. Others have to be a ruthless psycho for the simple reason they are the ones that started the company and wouldn't stay in business long enough to be in the Fortune 500 if they weren't, the more money involved the more competitive it is.
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  40. $10 for a box of cereal = I'll pass. For $10 it better taste like ambrosia or Miss America's pvssy.
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  41. 17:30 Damn, I 've heard of art evoking emotional responses but making a beholder flying into a rage and attack it with a knife, really? WTF?
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  42. If no one wanted to bury him why not just toss him in a wood chipper and feed some stray dogs?
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  43. it repeats regardless sooner or later, might as well not even try to stop it repeating. It would be easier to stop the Earth spinning.
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  44. 13:20 LOL first time I've seen Simon crack up while pitching the sponsor.
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  45. Would have been more interesting to do that with gulag inmates instead of dogs. I bet plenty would have volunteered to take a break from starvation and being worked to death, even if they did have to get a 2nd and 3rd head sewn onto their necks, head kept alive without a body, etc.
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  46. 15:50 Why is farting at a funeral bad? There's more room out than in as my grandma used to say.
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  47.  @Mitche23  That just sped up the inevitable. Everyone needed to cash out all at once when their other investments tanked and he couldn't pay what they were promised. Even w/o the crash he was headed for dire straits anyway, it would have just been a few years later. Personally I would have took the money and ran after a month of no new money invested because it quickly goes down hill from there. Though actually running with even $10B would probably be difficult (110 tons of $100 bills), best to quietly convert it all into mobile property (ie floating island or my own aircraft carrier) and hire my own mercenary army to defend it.
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  48. My hero, an uncommon one that actually got away with it.
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  49. Lol nice sponsor Simon, thought not the best appropriate fit. Apparently the channel's marketing dept can sell ice to Eskimos.
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  50. so 1844 was like Y2K or 2012 or when Apophis was last predicted to miss instead of hit in 2036, one link in a long chain of disappointments.
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