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If you don't have time to watch the whole video, here's the debate in a nutshell.
Dave: Evolution is consistent beyond reasonable doubt.
Kent: but muh book
Dave: Ok, since the bible is your only evidence for creationism, let's talk about the bible.
Kent: but thats not the point of the debate
Dave: Polyploidy is an example of instant speciation.
Kent: but no new information
Dave: Do you know how meiosis works?
Kent: why rabbit no have wing
Dave: Every mutation is new information.
Kent: proceeds to use bad analogy
Dave: Explain your analogy.
Kent: proceeds to not explain analogy
Kent: strawberry taste terrible
Dave: All strawberries are octoploid.
Kent: but still strawberry
Dave: You are a con man who lies to simple minded people.
Kent: dog dont produce non dog
Kent: insert bad analogy about common design
Dave: Cars are not biological organisms.
Dave: Do you know what a paternity test is?
Kent: how protist become human
Dave: No one says that.
Kent: but the chart
Dave: We're not getting anywhere with this, so let's talk about paternity tests.
Kent: but protist cant become human
Dave: Let's talk about fossils.
Kent: you cant prove fossil had children
Dave: That fossilized organism doesn't have to have reproduced.
Kent: sure but you cant prove fossil had children
Dave: Are you deaf?
Kent: protist cant become human
Kent: im trying to help you understand
Dave: No, you're lying to people to make money.
Kent: ad hominem alert
Kent: 2 + 2 = 4 therefore evolution is a religion
Dave: What? Let's just talk about fossils.
Kent: ok lets talk about how protist cant become human
Dave: Let's talk about how you keep repeating the same talking points over and over.
Kent: lets talk about your ad hominem attacks
Kent: why bacteria no have wing
Dave: Bacteria are not multicellular organisms.
Kent: hits spongebob with hammer why are you so dumb
Kent: i taught biology for 15 years
Dave: No, you lied to children in a church.
Kent: im not lying you are
Dave: Fossils are organized in a pretty particular way.
Kent: you have been brainwashed (even though clearly im the one whos lying to people to make money)
Kent: this coffee cup is designed therefore everything is designed
Dave: Can you stop saying that?
Kent: con man does what con man must to survive
Dave: The rocks got rained on which produced organic molecules which organize themselves into what we call life.
Kent: so you come from rock
Dave: Actually, you believe that you came from dust.
Kent: you dare use my own spell against me
Dave: Craig Venter made synthetic life.
Kent: haha see intelligent designer
Dave: Sorry, that doesn't disprove abiogenesis at all.
Kent: so youre saying craig is dumb
Kent: wait he copied it into another cell
Dave: Well, he made a new organism.
Kent: but he didnt create life
Dave: That's what life is, dingus.
Kent: you cant observe abiogenesis
Dave: Can you see atoms?
Kent: can you see gravity? get rekt
Dave: You just proved my point. Thanks for playing.
Kent: fuck
Kent: you want me to pay to brainwash people (even though im clearly the one brainwashing people)
Dave: You're gonna pay for that?
Kent: yes i pay every tax i owe (even though im clearly a convicted felon)
Kent: whales swim in water therefore fish
Dave: I swim in the water too, therefore I am a fish.
Kent: what
James: You guys are very good debaters, even though Kent is clearly the one dodging direct questions, but I wasn't paying attention so yeah.
Kent: here is the theory of evolution proceeds to explain the big bang, earth formation and abiogenesis
Dave: You have no idea what you're talking about.
Kent: but protist cant become human
Kent: you admit that you come from rock
Dave: No, you did.
Kent: but it rained on the rock therefore you are rock
Dave: Your mother ate pizza while she was pregnant, therefore you are a pizza.
Kent: strawman alert
Dave: Not a strawman, dingus.
Kent: i have studied science my whole life (i mean if i actually studied science i would know that evolution is true but i have to pretend i love science so gullible people fall for con men like me) and i know that dog dont produce non dog
Dave: Why do I care what you say? You're not a biologist. You haven't provided any evidence for a designer. Your only evidence is "some book says a thing", if by "some book" you mean a book that contains slavery, incest, and rape, then yes, the bible is evidence of immorality. Try again, slick.
Kent: but coffee cup
Dave: There's no hope for you.
Kent: hits spongebob with hammer stop being dumb
Kent: majority opinion is wrong
Dave: Science is not an "opinion". Try again.
Kent: but dog dont produce non dog
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