Hearted Youtube comments on Count Dankula (@CountDankula) channel.

  1. Technically you didn’t even offend anyone. The prosecutors literally had to go find someone to be offended by it.
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  2. Welp, you're definitely going to jail now.
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  3. Sounds like he'd already done his community service.
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  4. “So for my first joke have u guys heard of raid shadow legends?”
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  5. After the part where you took your shirt off, the label was sticking out on the back of your neck for the rest of the video and it triggered me.
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  6. Interesting trivia: there is no such thing as a Scottish language. In 1823 the Scots held the council of Aberdeen in which it was unanimously agreed that they would make up words when in the presence of Englishmen in order to confuse and disorient them.
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  7. His eyes say Count Dankula, but his double chin says Count Chocula.
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  8. My dog freaks out every time he sees a dog on my screen. Dank's dog is so ugly that mine doesn't even recognize that it's a dog and ignores it entirely
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  9. His career began and ended trying to get into smaller pants.
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  10. That guy opened a lawsuit to me in Turkey for insulting him. And then his lawyers opened many more lawsuits which lasted for years in order to get me in jail. They ended up in jail themselves lol.
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  11. I, too, am oppressed by delicious food.
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  12. Great job mate. By the end of this we will have them saying you did nothing wrong.
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  13. I'm only here for the Raid: Shadow legends advert
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  14. Your spaghetti Autism piece really shows great depth of thought, and clarity of vision. The simple coupling of pasta with the cheap. somewhat tacky backdrop of fake wood effect flooring really highlights the need for support among the autism community. After all, if not for the floor to catch it, the pasta would simply fall into the abyss. Bravo.
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  15. CONGRATULATIONS COUNT AND COUNTESS DANKULA!
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  16. Thank you Dankula now I am free to roam this earth
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  17. First beardless video, first dislike. This is what you get for abandoning the neckbeard master race.
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  18. "I have a lot of women in my infamous list, I just havent done them yet" Mad
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  19. Why'd Dank throw all of his life savings onto the ground?
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  20. So what she(?) is saying is that I need to rape my steak before I eat it next time to get the full heterosexual experience?
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  21. fun fact: I am actually Jewish you can tell by the amount of shekels and bibles behind me.
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  22. You Forgot To Mention How Humble You Are Too
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  23. You know it's bad when Dank openly admits it's disturbing to him.
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  24. "We shall fight on the Beech's" - Winston Birchill.
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  25. THE THOT PATROL DID NOTHING WRONG
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  26. Dank is the only guy I've seen who gets a throat infection, and becomes easier to understand
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  27. You wont be going to prison. You will get out of this. And we will be standing by your side.
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  28. I love how Scotland invents the absolute worst sounding musical instrument of all time and then insists on playing it everywhere with pride.
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  29. Vote Dank for a brighter future, Scotland! Also, I can't believe a sport as streamlined as "fox tossing" would have complications.
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  30. Well isn't this a grand idea.
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  31. Dankula: makes a video addressing and debunking the most common arguments against free speech Free speech denier: makes the exact same arguments mentioned in the video Dankula: links said video to avoid having to repeat himself Free speech denier: "I'm not gonna watch a shitty 40 min video on your shitty channel." I guarantee that this will be the way it goes down.
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  32. I'm sorry you had a problem with your balls, Dank.
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  33. Count Dankula is in a castle because he was meant to be King
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  34. WHILE BOMBS EXPLODED, HE CONTINUED TO PLAY THE BAGPIPES
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  35. LADIES! Do your part! Socialise the means of reproduction and prevent the next Elliot Rodger!
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  36. Watch out ladies, Jeremy is an edgyboi online. Be warned!
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  37. He took the violence out of drug distribution, he's a hero in my book.
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  38. "The hardest part of being a Pedo is fitting in." - Sargon Of Akkad
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  39. I don't know why, but I never thought for a second that being a mad lad was restricted to being human.
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  40. I recommend also watching Sam O'Nella's animated adaptation of this mad lad's story
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  41. That fish finger needs some sauce
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  42. It's time to find out if it really was a shame how he carried on.
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  43. So if thots are like companies we're going to have to worry about multiple thots merging and a mega thot emerging and stifling out all the other competition.
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  44. brah, your beard is as long as your hair... we could turn your head upside down and noone would notice...
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  45. Damn dude. Thank you so much for shedding some light on the madness. Now get on episode 002 of the Joy Of Dankening please.
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  46. Count Dankula is basically the most wholesome, straight up person on YouTube and he's also the one who least deserves this type of shit. Glad you can own it though and laugh about it, my dude. Mad props to you!
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  47. Watching again coz i was pished watching this the other night! Just to let you know it was 99 i started not 95 :)
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  48. GENERATION X WILL RISE AGAIN!
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  49. Dank is 5'2", pass it on.
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  50. It's people like this that make me want to abolish affirmative action in favour of universal rights, to truly treat people by their merits and their character rather than the colour of their skin. Which probably makes me a nazi.
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