Hearted Youtube comments on Count Dankula (@CountDankula) channel.

  1. Pedo-youtuber: "You wouldn't want to hurt someone you're sexually attracted to." Ted Bundy: "lol"
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  2. also, venngender requires a minimum of two genders, but could include anywhere from 2-7410000111 overlapping genders. You have more maths to do.
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  3. There was a young man named Dank The police thought his joke did stank He looks rather pensive cos he's grossly offensive Now he's in jail having a wank
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  4. Dank Simply BEAMING & To Those That Disliked This Video I Hope You Find Happiness One Day
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  5. Wow, Angry Aussie seems really woke on the SJW problem.
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  6. This boi litereally said dont let your memes be dreams at an actual press conference
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  7. 8:58 thank u dank
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  8. Awww, she has her father's £800 fine for edgy humour.
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  9. I told you it was worth it. Great video man, really impressive.
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  10. What a nice edge ucational video
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  11. Never has a YouTube title filled me with more fear than this one right now
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  12. HAHAHAHAHA!!! WHAT A BABY!!! A LITTLE TINY BABY BOY!!!!
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  13. "An administrational point of view." Elect this man.
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  14. A few things I know about him: * He doesn't write all his books. Many are written and then his name is put on it as the author. * Reason why he stopped bashing Jews and started praising them is this. He's one of those types of people who find a weak group to hate on, to get a group together around a common hate. But when he realized Jews are actually strong, he started praising them to be on their good side. To the point people thought he started being financed by them. That's why before he was arrested he kept on bashing atheists and evolution. Because he knew that in Turkey, atheist hate is profitable. * Just like these groups, he kept on bashing homosexuals also. To the point that when he got arrested, his people claimed it was the scheme of the "British Homosexual Deep State". I shit you not. They actually said this. * How he was finally arrested: He wasn't arrested for a very long time because he knew the game of flattering the people in power and oppressing the weak. I know the operation they had on him and how they started it. They started when he sued the son of an important government prosecutor. The police raided the son's house and collected his computers as evidence just like they had done to me. This angered the prosecutor and then they started an operation against him. They gathered evidence for around 3 years. They asked my statement also cause I was also one of his victims whom he used law to harass and silence. One of my viewers who had connections told me about this and helped me getting the statement. After he got caught, they even called me to the court for another statement, but I couldn't go for not being in İstanbul. * How the public didn't realize what he was doing behind the scenes: Because people are unbelievably dumb. When we were fighting in court against these guys, we knew exactly how evil they were. But the rest of the people have fish memories, they forget so easily. It was a massive cringe every time a douchebag would say "But he's funny bro". In the end he only got caught because he got cross with bigger fish in the sea. I always say this. Evil gets to run the world, because most people are incredibly stupid.
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  15. We finally have the question that matches the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything: How many tweets does it take to remove a condemned man's chances of redeeming himself? 42
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  16. He's right when he says, they are dust and he lives. But he will be dust someday and nothing he did helped or changed anything. We all die, some get remembered, he wont.
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  17. Amazing.
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  18. 1:39 someone at the comedy show complained that the death stranding baby didn't fit on the shelf, Dankula said he would put it upside down just to piss her off more and actually delivered haha
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  19. Dear Count Dankula, I know you were probably making a joke, but please don't abuse painkillers. If you died, it would break my heart. Please take care of yourself. Sincerely, a fan who wants the best for you.
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  20. "How did the National Scottishists gain control of Scotland and finally finish off what must have been millions of Scottish Jews, grandpa?" "It began with a YouTube comedian called Count Dankula..."
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  21. It's almost like they're...national...socialists....
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  22. I haven't played MTG for years but holy shit this video was entertaining. Keep it up m8 can't wait to meet you at the Kilroy event 👌🏻
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  23. There is a story I've heard about him. Apparently, after the war he worked for some company for a short time. Each day while riding the train home he would throw out his suitcase at a certain point. One time, another commuter asked him what that was about and he replied that he didn't feel like carrying his suitcase home from the train station every day, so he threw it into his garden everytime the train passed his house. I'm not sure where I've heard this or if it's true, but I believe it.
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  24. A true madlad comments on this video before the video even premieres.
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  25. Freedoms that impose duties aren't freedoms.
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  26. Dank is a very good speaker, too bad he doesn't speak English.
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  27. Okay , a Scottish nationalist who hates the SNP who is also the UK's first court appointed anti- semite ..and has a commie tatoo , receiving Shekels for joining UKIP while Rule Britannia plays in the background . NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE !!
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  28. "Surprised SJWs don't declare Gravity as a Straight White Male, since it keeps all of us down." - Sargon Of Akkad Notice me Alt-Right Nazi Pug Man-Senpai Gets noticed: Love you Daddy Dankula 😘 (no homo)
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  29. >3x as large as a hoose cat >and 10x as aggressive Aye, its Scottish then
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  30. She needs to prove she lost 150K from Sargon's post to ask for that kind of money, for ex. showing that Sargon made that amount from his post. Never gonna happen.
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  31. The way your hairline is going, I can see why the media thinks you're a neo-nazi
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  32. You can always trust the guy who's covered in tattoos and has a shitload of piercings.
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  33. By far this is the best channel I've started watching in 2018.
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  34. We need Mel Gibson now more than ever.
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  35. Clever Girl
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  36. The UK needs a written constitution. I’m pretty sure the concepts and phrases of the USA Constitution are considered Fair Use. Feel free to borrow as many of the concepts you like but I strongly recommend including the 1st and 2nd Amendments.
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  37. I think you look rather dashing. ignore the haters. you look like an animated potato with scurvy. it's cute.
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  38. "Exercising helps depression" This is 100% true. Anyone feeling depressed out there, try to push yourself to do even just a 10 minute Youtube workout video everyday.... not only will the exercise release endorphins, over time you will begin to notice changes in the way you look, AND it helps to increase your confidence so much!
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  39. “The so-called ‘psychotically depressed’ person who tries to kill herself doesn’t do so out of quote ‘hopelessness’ or any abstract conviction that life’s assets and debits do not square. And surely not because death seems suddenly appealing. The person in whom Its invisible agony reaches a certain unendurable level will kill herself the same way a trapped person will eventually jump from the window of a burning high-rise. Make no mistake about people who leap from burning windows. Their terror of falling from a great height is still just as great as it would be for you or me standing speculatively at the same window just checking out the view; i.e. the fear of falling remains a constant. The variable here is the other terror, the fire’s flames: when the flames get close enough, falling to death becomes the slightly less terrible of two terrors. It’s not desiring the fall; it’s terror of the flames. And yet nobody down on the sidewalk, looking up and yelling ‘Don’t!’ and ‘Hang on!’, can understand the jump. Not really. You’d have to have personally been trapped and felt flames to really understand a terror way beyond falling.” ― David Foster Wallace
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  40. If we're truly in the best timeline, this comedic genius will not be removed from society.
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  41. That prosecutor is making an extreme stretch by claiming someone who calls himself "Count Dankula" could even pretend to be a machiavellian mastermind.
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  42. Yes, I can confirm with my expert analysis, that is indeed not a sword. Cheers mate.
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  43. Gee Dank! Your Mom Lets You Make Two Videos?
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  44. Prosecutor: "THIS MAN IS ARTICULATE, HE IS INTELLIGENT, AND ABOVE ALL HE IS MANIPULATIVE. DON'T LET HIM FOOL YOU, HE IS A NAZI MADTERMIND!" Me: checks Snapchat to find a snap from Dankula with a fidget spinner resting delicately on his giant scrotum.
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  45. A house party in Scotland with no one overdosing in the corner? What fantasy world is this shit from?
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  46. 00:10 Hey guys, it's Scarce resources here.
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  47. Congrats on 100k subs my dude Looking forward to your plaque unboxing in about a year's time
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  48. Count dankula is a super gay
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  49. It's not fair what's happening to you, mate. I hope the judge is reasonable and understands that (a) there was no intent to cause offence, (b) offence is taken, not given (and you can't do a thing about people taking offence), (c) the only reason you'd train your girlfriend's pug to give a Nazi salute for a joke is if you thought Nazis were a fucking joke (so why would that make you a Nazi?), and (d) this is obviously a witch-hunt, because calling people Nazis to get them in trouble is the new tactic to attack free speech, and you should be fully compensated for the damages. Honestly, I'm amazed it's gotten this far, and - regardless of the outcome - the fact this even happened makes this a loss for us all. Wish you all the best. Shadilay, brother!
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  50. h e y g u y s I t s s c a r c e h e r e w i t h a d o u b l e u p l o a d
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