Hearted Youtube comments on The Critical Drinker (@TheCriticalDrinker) channel.

  1. “From penis to vaginaaaa” will be remembered, while the rest of this movie will be forgotten lmao
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  2. I have to say it’s a relief to see a movie that isn’t 99% unfunny jokes and takes itself seriously. I mean, you’d expect an Oppenheimer movie to be dark but these days you honestly can’t tell
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  3. Fun correction, YOUTUBE themselves turned off the comments on Santa Inc's trailer. They needed to protect that small creator, HBO Max.
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  4. "How do you kill a man who is already dead?" -Given them a remake in the 21st century.
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  5. You’d swear this show was literally made to punish Star Wars fans
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  6. Superman needs to be handled like the first Captain America movie, and that character. No angst, no anger, no snark, just solid, principled heroics.
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  7. Kennedy's incompetence is absolutely shocking, and the only thing more shocking is the fact that she wasn't replaced years ago.
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  8. The most unrealistic part of this movie is how clean San Francisco is.
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  9. I had trouble relating to this new story line without a random Russian civilian family tossed in the middle of it.
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  10. How to become a millionaire: Have a franchise worth billions and put Kathleen Kennedy in charge of it.
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  11. The bar is so low that they accidentally tripped over it
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  12. I think it's hilarious how most SJW's miss that Wakanda was an ethnostate that wanted to preserve it's national identity and keep it's borders closed to neighbouring nations....
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  13. Someone needs to tell Ryan Reynolds that this dimension already has a Will Smith.
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  14. (100 years from now) “my grandma said, “I don’t care what they tell you in school, the Critical Drinker was black”
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  15. I love how Hollywood is so unaware of people's disdain. We don't care anymore
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  16. It’s as if there’s a conspiracy to destroy all good franchises. Star Wars, Star Trek, Marvel, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who…
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  17. Refuses to kill the guy actually responsible for the deaths of the king and queen, but perfectly happy to slaughter her way off the ship, with the majority of her kills being people that in no way were complicit. Yep, sounds about right.
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  18. "The Drinker has jurisdiction wherever the Drinker finds himself to be" just has to become another classic line you use every few videos or so
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  19. Disney is all about strong, independent women… until she has opinions that they don’t like.
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  20. SPOILERS! The final moments with our protagonist perfectly demonstrates Hollywood's (any many viewers') warped idea of what a good character is when said character is a woman. After being pushed to her limit, losing her brother, and watching a sizeable portion of her tribe's hunters and warriors die, she is named War Cheif and has a big smile on her face whilst everyone cheers for her. In Predator, after being pushed to his limit, losing his entire team, and a good friend of his outside of said team, Dutch's final moments on screen are him sitting there physically exhausted, mentally scarred by how many friends of his were killed right in front of him, and probably already riddled with survivor's guilt. I honestly do not understand why so many critics are praising this film for its character development.
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  21. Remember how Joker was criticized because it glorifies violence? But when Harley Quinn does it...
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  22. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of disney's ability to ruin literally everything they look at
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  23. The dumbest scene was watching farmers in the far future collecting their harvest by hand in slow motion and chucking it unto a levitating cart. Instead of using a single combine harvester.
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  24. The first song to play on MTV was called “Video killed the radio star”. Social Media has done it again, the mysterious movie star has become extinct.
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  25. Acoshyte
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  26. I actually enjoyed the show. However I found it odd that the bad guy in the citadel was a scientist who discovered the multiverse and this somehow meant he was also immortal, could control time and control the beast which could consume all matter, he kind of breezed over how this power was all possible simply because he discovered other universes
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  27. Kathleen Kennedy's failure has finally reached mainstream awareness. Most hilariously, she can't do a damn thing to retaliate against Trey and Matt.
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  28. In an earth-based movie, these folk would get strangled by a cordless phone.
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  29. I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
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  30. Top comment on her video: "Collaborate with The Critical Drinker. He's a big fan!" What a legend that wrote that. XD
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  31. "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain" This man did both
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  32. This amazon series was simply an abomination. It reveals how empty and dumb our culture has become. BUT It gives me hope that you are pursuing your own independent film and I am honored to support it. Thank you.
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  33. I'm entirely convinced that movie budgets are ridiculous because someone is laundering money through them
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  34. The fact that this had an $80 million budget and looked THIS GOOD should illustrate the problems with budgetary waste in movies.
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  35. Making movies out of comics should be easier. The story is already written and they even have pictures to help the bad screenwriters not get confused.
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  36. This whole movie was basically a passion project not for just comic fans but also for Ryan as well.
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  37. Don’t forget the first ever female character to be strong: Jennifer Lawrence
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  38. A florist named lily bloom, i’m done.
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  39. "Toxic misogynist gamers hate seeing a strong female character!!!" <Turns Lara into a weepy lesbian and deliberately erases her femininity>
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  40. "I always intended to ship Satan with the Lady of Light" -Tolkien.
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  41. The era of watching reviews of a movie rather than the movie itself
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  42. It’s a bit of a stretch to have Pedro Pascal as Reed Richards.
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  43. Where were the female Custodes when the Westfold fell?
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  44. It's a crime that this movie wasn't called Bad Boys 4 Life.
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  45. It's like they killed Voldemort in the middle of the movie and now they spend the remaining hours fighting over the house cup
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  46. Star Wars has become your drunken toxic ex trying to win you back with more disappointment.
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  47. Napoleon needs an entire miniseries, like John Adams did. He had an entire era named after him, you need to narrow your focus signifocantly. Waterloo alone had an entire film devoted to it.
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  48. Let’s face it, the reviews for this movie are gonna be better than the actual film.
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  49. Turning opposition to child trafficking into an exclusively right-wing issue is a telling self-own.
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  50. The silver lining in it being cancelled after one season...it'll never be ruined, it'll always be the work of art that it is.
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