Hearted Youtube comments on The Critical Drinker (@TheCriticalDrinker) channel.

  1. Jurassic World: Regurgitate
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  2. I kinda want this to sweep the Oscars, it would be hilarious for a man to win best actress.
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  3. My grandmother told me “I don’t care what they told you in school… Die Hard IS a Christmas movie”
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  4. The fact that the hero refuses to die and acts like an actual man makes him one of the greatest action heroes.
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  5. I love the metaphor of the stairs, he keeps struggling up, trying to stay sane. Then after his transformation, he comes dancing down.
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  6. every time a bad movie comes out I smile, because it means a great critical drinker video is coming
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  7. This is why I trust the Drinker. He fair and honest.
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  8. You know what the ironic thing is,? Sauron didn't destroy this Middle Earth. Amazon did.
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  9. The oscars, "Are you not entertained?!" Me, "No, no I am not."
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  10. Saying a Star Wars show is “not terrible” is the best thing you can say about the franchise now
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  11. Imagine, giving the audience the movie is targeting exactly what they want. What a novel concept.
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  12. Write female characters Not female characters.
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  13. The people who dislike this video don't have a multi-pass.
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  14. Seeing Taika Waititi laughing at the CGI after the film had released was such a gut punch. A director I'd previously respected shitting on the (likely very overworked) CGI artists that helped to make the film just seemed so callous. After Ragnarok, this was an incredible disappointment.
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  15. Ryan Reynolds is currently trying to convince Hollywood to give Blade the Logan treatment for Wesley Snipes. I hope THAT goes through instead.
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  16. "It's okay when we do it." "The situation is nuanced and complex when we make mistakes." "There's historical reasoning that pardons our bad actions." - wakanda
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  17. For idiots, by idiots. A Star Wars Story.
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  18. Its been brewing for years now, GW has never been a consumer friendly company- constantly attacking fan content, putting out statements meant to be 'signaling for inclusivity' while simultaneously shouting at anyone who disagreed with the message to gtfo- this was inevitable.
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  19. Remember that infamous interview of Alex Kurtzman, where he blatantly stated that he doesn't care about things like canon or even telling engaging stories, but see's Star Trek more as a ''vessel" to promote various sociopolitical issues, that he cared about? Yeah, that worked out fine...
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  20. A movie that tells a good story, has great characters and respects the lore/history…sign me up.
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  21. When anything good actually comes out I'm almost confused and wary. Like a dog that's been kicked too many times and is being petted by a genuine person. Hollywood has really fucked me up.
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  22. If the media says it’s bad, it surely must be the best movie in the year
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  23. Madame Web: “I will be the worst movie of 2024” Borderlands: “Not on my watch!”
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  24. My grandmother told me, "no matter what Hollywood tells you, rewriting history to fit your narrative is bigotry".
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  25. I always thought Disney Star Wars was a tragedy, until I realized it was actually a comedy.
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  26. It’s weird how a decade ago, I was hyped for Star Wars. But now, I feel nothing but apathy
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  27. I like how she hates that a man had to save a woman from a coma, but doesn't care that a woman put her into that coma purely out of jealousy.
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  28. "Not winning any Oscars" is a compliment at this point, not going to lie.
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  29. Marvel spending hundreds of millions of dollars to be told that rubber suit monster movie looked better is such a brutal burn lmao
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  30. The ultra rich talking about waste of resources and privilege never gets old.
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  31. Fans: “Give us more of what we want!” Marvel: “No, I don’t think I will”
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  32. McGregor walks about the whole movie as if he had a tree trunk under each arm
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  33. Truly compelling - a struggle of a vampire trying to survive in a world where nobody bleeds. How metaphorical
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  34. To quote Harrison Ford, "Um, I don't care."
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  35. My teenage daughter told me a few weeks ago that she didn't really like movies and didn't understand why people care so much about them. In response we have spent the last few weekends watching some of my favorites; Gattaca, Vanilla Sky, Shawshank Redemption, The Grren Mile, Apollo 13, Interview with the Vampire, Dances with Wolves, Planet of the Apes (1968), Sweeney Todd, etc and now she concedes that she actually just doesn't like modern movies. She said to me that she just hates all movies made after 2010... lmao...
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  36. Superman saving the little girl is the best part of the trailer.
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  37. We're also overlooking WHY the F did his mom inherit the kingdom? The first movie made it pretty darn clear that you had to fight to become the Wakanda ruler. Shit they even did it twice. Yet when he dies all the other men who have tried to claim the throne before just said NAhhhh she'll do fine.
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  38. I still find it hard to believe someone thought "Weaponized Autism" would be a good idea to be in a movie
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  39. Jedi master: “Close your eyes, what do you see?” Youngling: “I see a man, he was in the Amazon with my mother as she was researching spiders right before she died.”
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  40. For some reason Shaun of the Dead remains one of the only zombie movies to show the military being competent.
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  41. I think the biggest mistake this movie made was coming out almost a decade after Fury Road's hype had all but dried up. Imagine how much more buzz this film would have gotten if it was released in 2017 or even 2019.
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  42. Now that Drinker is on the case, Im fully invested to something I didnt care about 11 minutes ago
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  43. Everyone to Snow White and the Huntsman: "Perhaps we treated you too harshly."
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  44. I hope Henry Cavill knows how much mileage we as a society are getting out of his delivery of the word "fuck"
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  45. The Ghoul ripping on side quests by saying "thou shall always get distracted by other bullshit" or something like that made me chuckle.
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  46. Let's be real here: the ONLY reason any people defend Holdo is because she's a woman. If a male general had treated a female captain with the same disdain, arrogance, and pettiness that Holdo showed to Poe, that general would be rightly called out as a toxic, ineffective bully.
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  47. Hollywood doesn't deserve Henry Cavill
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  48. Clint Eastwood's "Unforgiven" was textbook example of deconstruction of western genre and whole Eastwood's acting career in some sense. Showing what it really takes to go around killing people and where you end up as former hired gun, full of regret and despair. But characters also were treated with respect, yeah they made mistakes and slowly fading away, just as their time, but they really were once great and still got it, if you push them hard enough. THAT is deconstruction. But what modern coprorate fools (like Jar-Jar Abrams in particular) is just parasitism.
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  49. As a German myself I just have to admire the amount of talent in this movie, it is absolutely refreshing to see a German movie that good even if it is, again, a war movie 😂
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  50. You can tell she's is very annoyed that the response to her retirement was met with near universal praise
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