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Timestamps of the Show
0:00 - Intro
0:30 - Danny has an autographed baseball from Rudy Giulliani
2:40 - Ryan compares needless dog castration to men’s aggressiveness caused by society. The question is are we cutting off dog balls for nothing?
4:20 - Ryan tells about his experience with the crazy flooding happening in New York City.
5:45 - Ryan forgets his umbrella and tells a story about his journey to get home in the middle of a significant rain storm. Public transport seems to consistently let him down in this case.
7:19 - Ryan’s ability to make Tom Hanks references falls a bit short.
9:00 - 60 employees at Vice magazine have been let go. Danny and Ryan hate the fact that their content supply has taken a serious hit.
10:06 - Motivational talks from the C-Suite: “Some of these news stations are making shit..but Vice? NOT shit.”
11:15 - Ryan’s ideas for new content at Vice.
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15:40 - Danny hits the nail on the head when it comes to the interpretation over meaning. It’s like the old saying, ‘it doesn’t matter what you see, what matter is what people hear.’
16:41 - Riffing on the idea on a show where men just shut up and listen
19:30 - Digital properties and platforms ted to be a not so great business model.
20:17 - This woke employee reaction to a media content company telling its woke department the company is switching content formats.
21:35 - Using one’s name as example happens when someone asks an innocuous question, and how it can be spun into a racial component.
23:24 - Ryan tells a story about asking a girl about where she is from, and her knee-jerk reaction to react with a dismissive answer.
25:32 - Danny’s story about some dudes who party on their scaffolding having the time of their lives even when the weather is terrible.
26:37 - Danny will never get over people getting offended by food. Ryan and Danny brainstorm on how it’s possible for people to get offending at food.
28:20 - Vice’s Union gives a statement about its layoffs. Ryan talks about the problem with Unions in creative fields.
30:30 - Ryan talks about how the most valuable revenue-generating people at a work environment have a tough time moving up if they’re in an environment that approaches things in a unionized setting.
32:33 - Danny compares lazy comedy to lazy content writers who take short cuts to generate clicks.
33:35 - Danny makes a reference to comedy Bathroom Reader jokes. They both continue to riff on analogy style joke setups. 90’s joke nostalgia ensues.
35:43 - Danny pitches a character sketch: “Andrew Vice Clay.” The impressions begin.
37:00 - Sponsor #1 - fitbod.com/boyscast
38:40 - Jeopardy! Executive producer discussion. Vice wrote an article about how to write the perfect apology. New developments have happened.
40:10 - Ryan reads an author’s self-aggrandizing title from a Vice article.
40:40 - Ryan shares a quote from HBO’s sanctimonious gem of a series The Newsroom.
42:40 - Exploring the arrogance of asserting one’s will into the hiring decision of a show.
44:24 - The process of saving Jeopardy! And how it is similar to the process of a jealous girlfriend trying to bust her boyfriend.
45:50 - They breakdown the intricacies of listening to a podcast, and explains it to Brian Stelter.
47:35 - Ryan talks about a sketch he wanted to make, but couldn’t because reality is crazier than the parody he wanted to make.
48:15 - Exploring the perfect ‘celebrity apology’ template and process.
49:00 - Perhaps the blog, publicists, and media firms are doing a sort of mafia racket. Perhaps PR agents are submitting nasty stories, giving publicists reasons to have to put the fire out, and so on and so on.
51:00 - How convenient is it that the most talented people are in synch with the consensus of what the public considers morality.
52:25 - Breaking down the ‘apology’ business. Perhaps these bloggers shouldn’t share how the sausage gets made in this world? Kinda hurts the sincerity aspect of it…ya know?
54:00 - Exploring how pastor and religious folk use marketing techniques for their apologies.
56:35 - An interesting thought on how an insincere outrage might be met with an insincere apology. And the fallout of these two things colliding.
58:05 - A story about how a bandmate went to have a drink with Gavin Mcinnes and had to apology for it.
59:00 - What to do if the client does think they did anything wrong at all.
1:00:17 - Danny’s idea of what he would do if he had to go on an apology tour.
1:01:45 - These apology people likely have a whole department that gets angry on twitter. So they can create the illusion that there is something to apology for. Therefore, they can write more articles, cause more apologies, all started from an anonymous twitter account. (Editor’s Note: It’s basically the AOC dancing on the roof strategy. The ’outrage’ for that started from an anonymous, newly created twitter handle.)
1:05:05 - Ryan’s Hunter S. Thompson impression. Steven Seagal falls over.
1:07:05 - Danny’s advice when someone gets a huge public job. Delete your podcast, delete your social media, because there is no upside
1:07:52 - Danny talks about the Bishop Sycamore football incident.
1:09:30 - Second sponsor - cutsclothing.com/boyscast
1:11:45 - Ryan’s explores the thought process of a guy who was schedule to visit Epstein Island the day before he got busted.
1:12:56 - Ryan talks bout the crack cocaine scandal from Two documentaries on Netflix. But first, there are ‘Danny ass crack jokes’ for a few minutes.
1:17:00 - Exploring the racial element of how crack disrupts neighborhoods and families.
1:20:00 - A thought journey about how drugs can cause violence in varying levels.
1:22:15 - Crackheads do crazy things that harm their families.
1:23:00 - Danny explores the idea of how great certain drugs must be if people are willing to be homeless to obtain it.
1:24:24 - How scummy it is for the government to pay influencers to convince people to get their shots.
1:25:30 - Apparently some influencers get paid to have opinions. Ryan talks about that.
1:27:10 - Ryan and Danny reminisce about old anti-drug commercials from the 90’s. ‘This is your brain on drugs’ egg commercial breakdown.
1:28:50 - Ideas for Boyscast paid shoutouts.
1:30:00 - How fighting about the arm shots is like fighting about former president trump.
1:31:10 - The final arguments from people who have the shot, and how they are guilt tripping people based on hospital bed capacity.
1:33:30 - Ryan thinks that in normal life, people really don’t talk about the illness that much. It’s more of an internet discussion.
1:34:34 - They talk about the very few friends that they do know who consistently bring internet discussions to real life.
1:36:00 - The challenge of making a point in a discussion that has been talked about and talked about over and over again.
1:37:54 - Outro
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