Comments by "Andrew Barratt" (@FatNorthernBigot) on "Ryan Long" channel.

  1. Finally... Someone willing to deal with meanies. You got my vote.
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  2. They need a third friend... A very confrontational cocaine fiend. That'll add an interesting dynamic.
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  3. I've been married for thirty years and I can say, without fear of contradiction, my wife is not only capable of acts of terrorism, she's turned them into an artform.
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  4. I'll be honest, I am tempted by the children's ballgag for my daughter, however, I can assure you this purchase would be in no way sexual.
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  5. Fist-based peer reviews are awesome.
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  6. The sheers sense of entitlement of Netflix employees is stunning. "I, a janitor, demand an audience with Dave Chapelle!"
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  7. That woman is nucking futs. She actually made me feel sorry for the super-rich actor.
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  8. I want to laugh but my conscience says not.
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  9. I knew there was a reason I didn't buy Apple. This is the perfect video. 😂😂
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  10. Woke or not, he's never gonna be up-to-his-neck in gash.
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  11. We don’t want to see actual mental illness! Anxiety is cool, especially when demonstrated by one of the alphabet people.
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  12. This explains a lot. Whilst I'm here, can we get some of the BLM protesters to form a ? Maybe something from Westside Story? 🎵 ? 🎵 That kind of thing?
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  13.  @Kneejair  That's the trick. Everything's great for months on end, and suddenly... The horror!!!!
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  14. This is like "The Departed", but without being overrated.
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  15. "Avengers, but gay" is "The Avengers". You're not telling me Steve Rogers really likes women. "Bucky" indeed. (also, The Hulk is a "bear").
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  16. There must have been about ten minutes of Bohemian Rhapsody left in China.
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  17. It's a good point, well made. Psycho does not necessarily mean killer. Unless it's their time of their month, and the mood takes them, in which case, she's the victim.😂
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  18.  @rso_media  yeah, women are strong and independent, until you divorce one, then they’re delicate flowers in need of financial support.
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  19.  @latt.qcd9221  just a little peace and quiet negates any unpleasant connotations.
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  20. Let me know how you lost that weight, and kept it off. I could use some diet tips. 😂👍
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  21. You'd just end up with serial re-offenders 🤣
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  22. The Grammys are still a thing???? 😮
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  23.  @biggerandbetterthings7222  No. I wrote that of my own free will, and don’t ask any questions.😳😂
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  24.  @DankReaper420  Too late. I'm already in prison for misgendering a squirrel.
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  25. So we could order an anti trans book from Amazon, and it might come wrapped in LGBTQ tape? I see no issue with that 😂
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  26. From the UK... I talk to all Americans with a black accent, ya dig? Fo' shizzle, my Nigel. Looks like drizzle.
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  27. We prefer "morbidly unconventional".
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  28. @That Dude I can assure you my wallet is just bankrupt in the traditional sense.
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  29.  @redmuskratt  He must have a reliable and considerable income. He won't be rich.
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  30. There's plenty of anti leftwing comedy, it just doesn't get the monetisation, or platforms it deserves.
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  31. Rehabilitated Vice bloggers? You're pissing into the wind.
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  32. Tight arteries are as s*xy as a tight @ss.
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  33. You Americans must be so sensitive. 😂 Just as well the purple-haired lefties of silicon Valley know what is best for you.
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  34. Captain Crunch: So crunchy, it stays hard with every mouthful.
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  35.  @annafilou  I am aware this video was not meant to be taken seriously. Nor was my comment. Maybe yours, too?
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  36. I think they did a printer "head clean" prior to printing. That's quite fancy.
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  37.  @mattybhoy6522  What do you mean by that? Is that a dig at me? Do you badmouth me behind my back? (Sniff)
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  38.  @freedone.  having reservations to an all you can eat buffet already makes you sexy.
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  39.  @Shisha2025  American, because I'm completely devoid of any culture.
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  40. I made a joke about them being "unorthodox Jews", and someone flagged it as inappropriate... Did they even watch the video????
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  41. That's a lot of coloured water. You can't get more scientific than that, so you can totally "do" my wife.
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  42.  Gary McMichael  (meanie).
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  43.  @orionsghost9511  relationships are complicated and advice is easy. She’s am angry old bag, but she’s still my angry old bag.
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  44. Oh well. “The Matrix” was cool. Maybe Zuck is a “systemic anomaly”.
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  45. "Happy wife, happy life". (ahem)
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  46. I've yet to meet someone entitled enough to admit they'd want someone sacked for their opinions. That stuff's best left on the internet.
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  47. At some point, when more-and-more people get side-lined, there will be only one journalist considered to be interview-worthy. My money isn't on Pierce Morgan.
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  48.  @waltharp.novaccs5980  My dog, biscuit? She does have some controversial views 😂
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  49.  @fiamumuser  Some snowflake banned it. I was quite pleased with myself until then. 😨
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  50.  @mutolover3851  Since we're all asking questions... Is there a condition called "scroller's thumb"?
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