Comments by "Just Some Guy without a Mustache" (@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache) on "The Infographics Show" channel.

  1. Joker: "Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" Me: No, but YOU are dancing with the spawn of Satan.
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  2. How to survive Agent 47 Dress up as a puppy and call John Wick.
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  3. 2:53 *Even people with acne* Puberty: Hold my teenagers
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  4. They can afford to make a movie out of this
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  5. This video in a nutshell: Bird: I'm about to end this plane's whole career
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  6. This is Sparta Hard to believe that the Gerard Butler film came out in 2006. Over 14 years ago.
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  7. But I exercise all the time- Oh wait
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  8. Petition to eradicate the entire mosquito population
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  9. Is there life after Thanos' snap? Answer: Find out in Avengers Endgame
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  10. Chinese kid: It's my birthday- Chinese parents: I no answer because you no doctor yet
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  11. I'm assuming Blackbeard was named Blackbeard because his beard was black? Ah yes, you see the floor is made out of floor.
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  12. I can easily beat him with The High Ground. OR I can call myself Rey and beat him.
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  13. Breaking INto prison is the equivalent to jumping out of a plane WITHOUT a parachute.
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  14. The last village disappeared because I set in on fire with Flint & Steel.
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  15. Surviving in a forest is easy if you’re Bigfoot. Or if you have internet access.
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  16. This game's storytelling is on a different level
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  17. In TV, bad childhoods inspire people to be a better person than their parents. In real life, it's quite the opposite.
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  18. Props to humanity's progress in the medical field though. Nowadays people abuse plastic surgery and it's really sad.
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  19. "I Had To Move Back In With My Parents" Me, a basement dweller: Why would you leave in the first place?
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  20. The Infographics Show - The only channel where you can get entertained, get educated, and get absolutely grossed out with
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  21. "How do you want to name this planet" "Hold on, let me look at the network key behind my router"
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  22. Honestly, the worst torture is having to wait in between Infographic’s uploads. They just upload quality content.
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  23. Cruel and unusual punishment is in today's standards is having no Wi-Fi or internet in a public facility.
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  24. Out of topic, but I just want to say rest in peace to the legend, Kobe Bryant.
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  25. Every time I see a “Worst Punishments” from Infographics, I feel physical pain.
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  26. Plot Twist: Aliens are humans from an alternate universe and they're walking amongst us right now.
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  27. Me: (Grabs a raygun) Zombies: ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)
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  28. 3:02 "Someone somewhere always hates you and what you have to say" I think Infographics is calling me out
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  29. Rambo may have been the original, but John Wick is breathtaking.
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  30. The drive for human survival is truly wondrous. Amazing what humans can do under pressure, especially is someone's life or their life is at risk.
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  31. A thousand dollars is a lot in comparison to the value of currency when compared to other countries.
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  32. She prolly spent too much time on Twitter, hence why her blood turned that toxic.
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  33. I can’t remember my dreams but I remember my sleep paralysis demon.
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  34. I feel like I have Alien Hand Syndrome, my left hand does things I don't want it to
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  35. "I, Yoshikage Kira, have a dream to steal the Mona Lisa painting"
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  36. 0:10 "It's hard being a peasant" Me: Yes it is, my friend.
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  37. People are really ballsy for going to Mount Everest for the thrill of climbing
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  38. Let's just hope the vampire doesn't have an ability to stop time and run people over with road rollers
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  39. I thank Pewds for making Minecraft popular again.
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  40. The Box Jellyfish no doubt is the most venomous. It’s a frightening thing, you really can’t judge a book by its cover, it looks so harmless but it’s the most venomous animal on the planet, that we know of.
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  41. Well thanks for showing me how to make counterfeit money, Infographics.
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  42. 32 hours without WiFi? I would’ve died in a few hours
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  43. Us gamers may be the most oppressed members of society, but we can all unite like we do on CoD and play Zombies in real life.
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  44. Before this video, I thought the real reason as to why you couldn't bring any liquids through the airport was so they can dehydrate you and then you're forced to spend an extra $10 for a bottle of water. Therefore more profit for them.
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  45. Infographics: "The first step is defeating your girlfriend" Me, a weeb: I don't have one, so I already won by default.
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  46. Everyone's talking about how Australia lost a war against the emus Nobody talking about how Canada automatically loses by default for creating Justin Bieber
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  47. "I was trapped underwater for 3 days" David Blaine: Hold my breath.
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  48. We all know Kim is watching this video just seething with rage.
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  49. Something messed up actually happened to someone I knew. They used mouthwash before leaving their house, since it contained alcohol, they got charged with DUI when they got pulled over.
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  50. You must've felt unrestricted for a month then.
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