Comments by "Ungoogleable o_O" (@oO_ox_O) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. +VineFynn Of course it's just an amalgamation of stereotypes but what's amazing is how natural he seems to be at it.
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  2. It's no problem, giant enemy crabs can be easily dealt with.
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  3. Just upvoted for the last sentence.
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  4. You saved yourself there in the last sec.
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  5. Why? It's what the NRA genuinely wants to know. Everyone wants a gun now, why not the nerds?
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  6. They explained that later, forgot how.
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  7. And I thought I could just can check out anytime but never leave.
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  8. Dude, don't get all philosophical, it's obvious that "fire extinguisher" stands for penis. PENIS! Simple as that.
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  9. You got issues.
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  10. I'm funny and this is autistic as fuck.
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  11. Pashtu/Urdu
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  12. ♪
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  13. freesk8 What if their black? Like, really, really black? 
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  14. ***** Spraying white stuff out of a phallus-shaped container of reddish color? 
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  15. ***** Humor? What is that? I am all about penises, just like my great-grandfather Sigmund Freud. 
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  16. it's the iPhone 9, now with more space than the iPhone 8 which had more space than the iPhone 7…
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  17. ***** Straight cock is OK? 
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  18. Because it could be said about everything (thus a non-explanation) but isn't? I mean when Hitler got elected people didn't say that this is god's plan. Neither did they when Pearl Harbour happened.
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  19. the 18th century was thousand years ago! :O
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  20. 1:17 great face! matches the situation
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  21. Getting help from a government institutions no way, I will just pull myself by my bootstraps, just like Republicans tell me to do… ;)
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  22. ARMS! I want my bazooka!
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  23. He found out about the secret, now Jason has to stay with them.
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  24. And the Republicans were against it.
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  25. Not Crazy I would have said the same had OP been talking about a rapist or murderer.
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  26. @falchard Why would they get benefits?
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  27. the gt4016 really exists :O
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  28. Why "funniest" I don't get it? It's just the finest news source.
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  29. kid glove humour?! you might re-watch the old videos, but I do have to admit that they seemed to have made it about the vice president more often
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  30. @senseishley You might be on something, I've never seen them together on air.
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  31. @Wolfman7870 You can close it and you can delete it, one is made rather simple to the user, the other not.
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  32. You too like to chew carpets?
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  33. No remake will ever be better than the original moving picture.
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  34. I want my share!
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  35. His eyes are moving instead of his head, learn your teleprompt/cue card reading.
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  36. Jim looks a bit sickish, foretelling of some story element :) or for real :( ?
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  37. dust bowl…
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  38. We need more reasonable compromises like that! Do you have a concept for bringing together all the major religions?
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  39. @asyouweresir He was talking about evacuating it because it was clear that it would collapse any minute, that's also why the BBC reported of it too early.
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  40. @MrSafetymeeting But only before the person is in it.
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  41. @kaluhami88 the mask had to go off
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  42. @megustaverlas Do you? I haven't been aware of that.
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  43. @JUARITOSWAY It's a chemical reaction of sulfur compounds.
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  44. @niceanders1000 True, JB was fake.
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  45. @zvi303 Look on the website. BTW, u mad it's not as fair and balanced as Fox News?
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  46. Yeah, like the real news about what the NRA has to say, … oh wait!
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  47. medieval potatoes?
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  48. @splashlog01 Indeed.
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  49. @javari it's very likely that you would pay for them when having private healthcare
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  50. even you believe it, it wasn't
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