Comments by "David Small" (@daveeyes) on "Disparu" channel.

  1. Poor Disparu. He's taking a bullet for all of us.
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  2. I've got it! Hire Pedro Pascal to replace N'Cuti Gatwa as the gay doctor in Dr. Who! He ticks all the boxes... Diverse, gay, ethnic, gay, limp mustache, gay, lame actor, gay, can cry a lot, gay. It's genius! Someone call up Russell T. Davis and have him call Pedro's agent! (If Pedro isn't busy burning cars and waving Chilean flags in L.A. right now.)
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  3. I for one look forward to being called a racist for not lining Disney's pockets.
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  4. Fortunately, I did a screenshot of Velma falling into the flaming pits of Hell. I'll make it the background of my laptop screen.
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  5. Disparu is really going to have fun with this puppy!
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  6. I honestly didn't know Yet Another Hunger Games movie was being made. Now that I know, I don't care.
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  7. "One, two, many, lots." -- Terry Pratchett
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  8. The soft bigotry continues.
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  9. This writing is so incredibly awful. They're just repeating the man hating dialog in slightly different ways. Velma is so annoying and stupid. Good to see that Mindy Kaling is swapping scripts with Agatha All Along.
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  10. I bet Kevin dreaded visits from the She Hulk writing team. "Can't you see I'm busy here destroying the Marvel franchise?!?"
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  11. There is great power in Names.
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  12. "The force of his sword is so powerful she cannot deflect it!" Damn, Disparu, you writing a romance novel here? *heh*!
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  13. I wont miss The Acolyte. I will miss the hilarious reviews! It's clear that the few people who watch it are enjoying the train wreck and dumpster fire.
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  14. The end of Rachel Zegler. I'm so amused that Disney hasn't figured out the Internet took her and this woofer movie down. May they never learn.
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  15. Yup, Halon is long banned. Director Z is really behind the times.
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  16. Anthony Hopkins said something similar. "Why are you asking me about politics? I'm an actor!"
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  17. This year has produced so much Suck. It'll be mildly amused to see if they can go lower in 2025. At least we're done with this shit for 2024. Whups, Wheel of Feminist Time is coming up. More trash.
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  18. I've had a preview of Bridgerton in this episode and I will never watch it.
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  19. "EMPOWERMENT!" My favorite Disparu moment
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  20. A billion dollars of utter crap.
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  21. Sadly, Az and Jayne are covering the Horrors of Woke National Treasure.
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  22. I don't think so. Although possibly the journalists Disparu is quoting. Possibly. Buy coffee stocks, it's keep people awake through this snorefest.
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  23. I'm in suspense: will Disparu say the "E" word? EMPOWERMENT!! Edit: HE SAID IT! HE SAID IT! My life has meaning again! Time to go run a 4 minute mile or something!
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  24. I think the one guy (Mr. Forehead) thinks he's smart enough to replace Tolkien, but he is severely mistaken. I'm sure he's surrounded by people telling him his every idea is FANTASTIC, THE BEST EVER, which is typical Hollywood. Folks, the showrunners are amateurs with only a couple uncredited script tweaks to the worst of the new Star Treks, the one that killed the reboot series. They're in WAY over their heads. Creating new fiction is HARD. Taking modern day problems... polarization, etc... and changing the names and throwing a quick slap of paint on them is EASY. Yawn. I wonder who will play Donald Trump. Probably Sauron. I'm sure they'll have a January 6th uprising. I wonder how they'll do 9/11. Will Galadriel have a girlfriend? Who's bi? Who's disabled? How are they stunning and brave? Most of all, THIS IS NOT HIGH FANTASY. I look forward to a big night opening, then a gradual disgust leading people to say, screw this. Like Wheel of Time. They can make as many of those as they want, but I'm not tuning in. Sorry for the rant. I've been wanting to get this off my chest for awhile.
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  25. Maybe the wolf smelled the Harfoots and thought, "Bleah! They scent of stinky unwashed feet, clothes, and hay! I'm gonna go kill me a deer!"
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  26. I guess I'm not allowed to say "fat" anymore. What is the Newspeak word, "body positive"? "Stout"?
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  27. Yes!! A Terry Pratchett reader! Yup, Granny would put them right in their place, like that Young Witch Coven in the elf book.
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  28. There are 9 episodes of this war crime? Unbelievable.
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  29. Wheel cultural representation! We must ban all circular wheels!
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  30. Shame in Hollywood? Unlikely.
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  31. Why do you think she's blatantly gay? Got to have the sisterhood protecting her. I wonder why she wasn't called as a witness during Harvey's trial.
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  32. Just Walk away, and the horror will end.
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  33. Whack! Whack! Whack!
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  34. Did you actually watch Star Wars before coming here to justify Mary Sue's by saying Luke was a "Gary Stu"? You're being silly. Luke was already a good pilot; Obi-Wan commented on it. He was friends with Wedge, another good pilot... Why am I arguing with a womanist? In your worldview, parallel lines intersect and boxes aren't rectangles. As Lobachevsky pointed out, if you mess with basic principles, you can build a consistent geometry up from them. That's you, off in Clown World. I will argue with you no more. It's like shaving with a pair of scissors. Have a nice day love.
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  35. Hey, some 8th grade productions are less boring than ROP!
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  36. He sure looks mighty uncomfortable sitting next to her, listening to her go on and on...
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  37. And box wine! Tequila for the nights she's not alone!
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  38. I can't decide which looks worse, HOTD or LOTR. And that's saying something. Both are womanist centered dumpster fires. Oh, well.
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  39. I thought this would get an "Empowerment!" out of you. I've missed it!
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  40. She trembled. The sight of his unsheathed sword made her breath come in short gasps. Feelings she had never had raced up and down her. She said, "Truly, Knight, thy sword is massive. And long. So very long." "It's like... EMPOWERMENT!"
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  41. You poor soul. I'm sorry about your Dad. Let me recommend subscribing to Guns & Ammo, or perhaps Soldier of Fortune magazine, as an excellent April Fool's prank.
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  42. Another dismal Marvel flop.
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  43. Time for me to reread the books.
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  44. She needs to fire her agent ASAP.
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  45. Hope so!
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  46. So if a Skrull impersonates a man and has sex with his girlfriend, is that a "Secretion Invasion"?
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  47. And the dialog is cringe-terrible. The poor actors, having to utter that crap and not break up laughing
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  48. I don't think that Rings of Boredom nor Wheel of Boredom is going to learn a damned thing, frankly. Gotta up those ESG scores! But I think that's just a convenient excuse anymore.
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  49. Naw, that's Boba Fett.
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  50. 100K!! 100K!! Congratulations!
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