Comments by "David Small" (@daveeyes) on "Disparu" channel.

  1. But They think they're competent! They'll go to the grave insisting it was Someone Else's Fault!
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  2. More Milf Hotel!
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  3. Rolling Stone also slagged every Led Zeppelin album because that band told them to f*ck off. They've always been left wing trash.
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  4. 71,000 subscribers! Your channel is accelerating!
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  5. I fear your skull has been removed and boiled by this evil show! 115K! Keep going! Wheel of Boring Time is coming soon, oh horror...
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  6. This show is so awful in so many ways... script, plot, acting, direction... that I can't find adjectives to describe it. I'm a professional writer, and I've run out of words!
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  7. Yup! Well said.
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  8. Yup. They failed TO TELL A STORY.
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  9. That would be highly funny.
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  10. Perhaps Amazon is tying up Phoebe Waller-Bridge as a public service?
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  11. That is just nuts.
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  12. Not the worst. See Batwoman.
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  13. Yes, my son, evil lies not in darkness but in the dew of the misty morning light... Shit! It's rubbing off on me! I'm writing like a pretentious twit! I bet the showrunners all have man buns.
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  14. Wow!
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  15. No, you have a grasp of the situation. If the floor is flat, and it looks like it is, then she can only pull her body mass X friction. Otherwise she'll start to slide. Just like a car on ice.
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  16. Im not going to watch another Girl Boss show.
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  17. There's always one troll that takes pride in going against the opinion of hundreds of people. Relax, man. They're lesbians. They won't sleep with you no matter how much you white knight for them.
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  18. Yup, this channel is going to blow up! Enjoy the ride!
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  19. First episode was so bad that i gave up. In fact, my TV is covered in dust.
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  20. Smash JT simply said Alyssa Mercunte used to suck dicks for money. Whores always hate men.
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  21. Ah, found the complete drooling idiot that calls people "incels". Got news for you pal, Galadriel isn't going to sleep with you no matter how much you simp for her.
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  22. There's always one troll.
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  23. How'd they get the codes to open the doors? How'd they learn how to walk? Why do they think a ship will float? What are they going to eat after their week's supplies are gone? Etc, etc, etc.
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  24. It's dreadful writing. But hey, it checks the box for diversity quotas!
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  25. Another Marvel *thud*.
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  26. They're R2D2 noises.
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  27. Poor Disparu.
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  28. Yup. Orbital is 17,500 MPH. Escape speed, since it wasn't orbiting, is 25,000 MPH. It would have burned up in the atmosphere.
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  29. Coming up on 50K subscribers! (That's 3C in hex! :-) )
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  30. Whups, 32!
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  31. Good idea. I just doubt anyone in that writing romper room has any idea what the Sokovia accords were.
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  32. Possibly they're the only people willing to live in LA?
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  33. Subbed.
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  34. Amazing! Extraordinary! Magnificent! Glorious! Wait while I get out my book of synonyms...
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  35. No, we don't want it. -- an angry American.
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  36. Is this show better when drinking? I have a bottle of Johnny Walker here...
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  37. This is a good point.
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  38. Old Soviet films used to show strapping young men bringing in the wheat harvest, for hours and hours and hours. Possibly Zach really misses old Red propaganda flicks?
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  39. Well said. I've officially checked out on all the shows you mentioned.
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  40. Disney'd.
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  41. Tomorrow is Black Friday, the release date of Rings of Powah. Everyone ready for a blizzard of a shitstorm of reviews?
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  42. 110K! Keep going!
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  43. Hollywood sounds a lot like middle school -7th and 8th grades. Everybody insecure, backstabbing, cliques...
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  44. God, imagine if Rian Johnson did Season 9.
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  45. Wow. They really did not know how to end it.
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  46. Based Economy! And my favorite, "Empowerment!"
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  47. Good to see another Disparu review!
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  48. Yup, gotta pad out that 401K retirement account!
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  49. It's like they intentionally tried to make it as boring as possible. It's quite an achievement!
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  50. My Mom loves Legolas! She tells me every time we watch LOTR together. Mom is 92!
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