Comments by "" (@youngmasterzhi) on "Inside Edition" channel.

  1. So they'll release Bill Cosby, but they'll allow Britney to remain in custody??!
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  2. He put a bright smile on that fish
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  3. You know, I remember there was an army of military robots from "Horizon: Zero Dawn" that had similar programming, and they nearly wiped the whole planet's biological ecosystem because of their ability to find available biofuel resources
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  4. Finally, no more hearing her reminisce about her dead father!!
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  5. And she didn’t necessarily had to pull out a gun on an innocent bystander!
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  6. How do know it’s not a man dressed IN a Jack Skeleton costume and flying with a jet pack?!!
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  7. (Dad swears profusely)
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  8. STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
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  9. In addition to enhancing the flavor of a hot meal, the smart electric chopsticks also doubles as an electrocuting torture device!
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  10. And yet in spite of Hall’s sacrifice, Tucker Carlson is still gonna go pro-Putin all the way through on his Fox News segment, making Hall’s ordeal be put in vain
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  11. Isn’t opening umbrellas indoors unlucky?
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  12. One step closer to becoming Megamind’s new assistant!
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  13. This could make an excellent ad promotion!
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  14. Do stupid things, win stupid prizes! If someone decided to venture into a forest full of bears in spite of the warning signs, would YOU go after them?
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  15. Edited: I actually lost around 40 pounds of mass during the pandemic, so I don't need to get back into shape!
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  16. HEY, maybe THAT will stop Spring breakers from coming to Florida!
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  17. He’s just trying to avoid paying his workers bonus pay and a living wage, and shifting the responsibilities to his employees!
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  18. Can't they just create one of those dynamo-powered bikes that only generate electricity every time you pedal?
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  19. Women should be experts on women
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  20. Should've used a golf club
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  21. Tianeptine is an atypical depressant, meaning it relaxes the body in other ways that differed from regular depressants; basically, it activates the mu-opioid receptor (the same receptor that becomes activated when binding with morphine, hence the name) This is similar to how heroine biochemically functions, and hence why it is known as gas station heroine
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  22. This represents their goals and dreams post-college
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  23. It's not just for people whose family members died from drive-by shootings anymore!
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  24. Jokes on them! I don’t like swimming at all!
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  25.  @ianthecoolthief6226  The Kyoto Animation Studio in Uji Japan, dumbkopf!
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  26. This is totally worth bringing some steamed hams for this spectacle
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  27. This should totally turn into a Netflix series!
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  28. Wait, why didn’t they install lights and cameras inside the truck?
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  29. I remember an old animated sketch of emojis working together to make a conveying love message, with the angry face acting as their commander. It was only then that they found out the reason the relationship was failing was because the sender was using too many emojis on his messages, causing the angry red face commander to become red face with embarrassment! That’s why I never use emojis. Make it seem more honest and less cringeworthy!
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  30. Cheerleaders actually report and suffer more concussions per year than athletes in all physical-contact sports
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  31. Why not hire someone to rob the scammers and get your money back?
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  32. You know, after seeing the tragic story on Ponzu the cat, I wouldn't mind having a dog like that. He'll sure discourage any brat from "accidentally" running into a leash and dragging it across the pavement!
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  33. They’re using Far Cry protagonist tactics! We’re all gonna die!
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  34. Tesla should add electrocution shield plating to their cars, so that any attempt at keying will put these vandals in a coma for 3 weeks
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  35. That's actually a befitting name for a town that shamed a rape victim
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  36. They should’ve freed him to greener pastures
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  37. He feels like walking on air, knowing this perp is gonna be podded!
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  38. He’s no smoothie criminal. Then again, they could’ve accidentally kill his son and this would’ve ended with a wrongful death lawsuit.
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  39. Now I want a Netflix series revolving the life of the classical Octodad
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  40. He could’ve been the first dude to be given a pig heart, yet he let an ex-con take in all the glory instead
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  41. She could’ve got up to the anchorwoman’s face and screamed “PAY ATTENTION TO ME, SUKA! I’m trying to snap you outta your brainwashed mind here!”
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  42. I’m gonna do the same thing with the dishes!
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  43. It’s just like that episode of “Servant of the People”, when president Zelenksy lowered the retirement age so he could pay back IMF debts with raised income taxes (much to the detriment of his mother who had JUST retired yesterday!)
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  44. So far, news reports say the bishop owed the guy money over unpaid carpentry work
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  45. I can’t wait until 2052 to sell my 2024 calendars!
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  46. It would be a shame if someone tripped a homeless man into a moving truck….
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  47. The closest thing to a terror attacker during the eclipse would probably be conspiracy theorists launching fireworks or firing their guns at the eclipse, thinking that the moon is being eaten by a celestial dragon
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  48. Screw going green! Go brown!
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  49. He was going to get off early, but then he realized he had forgotten to take his parachute with him
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  50. The Dad scream also works wonders too!
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