Comments by "" (@youngmasterzhi) on "NowThis Impact" channel.

  1. You're lucky she didn't say "nice boat" back to you!
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  2. Bisons don't get deterred by gushing geysers, but as soon as even an 11-year old girl stands next to him, he immediately rushes towards a child like a speeding bulldozer?!
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  3. No matter where he goes, his sins will always haunt him, even towards the edge of space
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  4. Amateurs! The USA has events like these every few weeks and months or so!
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  5. So when are they going to release the photos of a blackhole codenamed 8U77H013?
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  6. Will there be Enimem’s M&Ms included?
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  7. I remember back when I was in junior high, I was watching a Daily Planet documentary on Discovery channel and they included a short segment about the USA military experimenting on the use of lifelike robot red robins as spying drones to track enemy movements without being noticed. My older brother joked that this reveal by the show would goad Iraqi officials into placing bounties onto any suspicious bird and indirectly cause a mass bird species extinction, due to hysteric paranoia among the Iraqi nation.
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  8. Can't roast your way outta THAT scandal on Twitter, Wendy's!
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  9. I like to see her flip a rice mosaic of a middle finger
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  10. Usually it’s the other way around
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  11. Now I wanna see anatomical drawings of Asian people!
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  12. First thing on the list: Stop sales of Ambien
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  13. Is she doing sign language for her deaf viewers, or are those hand gestures a sign that she's trying to play theatrics and give excuses for not fighting for $15 minimum wage and $2000 checks as promised by Biden in his campaign?
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  14. I just wanna throw a Molotov in the middle of that crowd
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  15. She is totally going to chop her own hand off within a couple weeks
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  16. If he's a footnote, then why are you talking about him like he's the main story?
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  17. He can also spread lies with fake news in six different languages as well if he wanted to. That means more people to manipulate and misguide.
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  18. As Chadd from BL3 would say: I LIVE TO TASTE THE DANGEEERRRRR!!!
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  19. 10 bucks say this hospital will have another COVID case within 2-10 weeks
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  20. SURE, show the valedictorian that the school isn’t a racist institution by being MORE racist! That makes perfect sense!
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  21. Now I want to see a graphic novel series based on ALL of Karen's and Chad's racially-motivated 911 calls!
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  22. Will they also include manacle brackets and chains as part of their uniform decor?
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  23. You can also use holographic projectors
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  24. FINALLY, something I can actually agree with that conspiracy nut!
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  25. Last time I got lured by a fake baby cry, I almost got gunned down to death by a spinning bicycle wheel trap with four cross-laden assault rifles attached
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  26. Wrong. They just push their businesses further underground. It’s so rampant in Italy, a dairy conglomerate called Terra Libera had to advertise their businesses as being free of Mafia-controlled influence.
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  27. He should've gave them a red card AND an embarrassing ban stamp on their forehead!
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  28. Firebomb Florida!
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  29. She's trying to pick the ticks off her hair
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  30. But would they be willing to risk the harsher penalties that come along with it? In Japan, even the yakuza are wise enough to stay away from guns
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  31. There should be a new rule that any religious institution that was subjected to mass gatherings during lockdown will be burned to the ground
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  32. You know she has a boyfriend, right?
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  33. Darth Vader wants to know your location
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  34. Ram the American ferry with a fireship!
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  35. I bet he also uses the holy water balloon too!
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  36. Every breath he takes without the Republicans' permission boosts Brian's self-esteem!
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  37. I demand to know how much gifts and cash is Santa bribing these leaders, as well as know the list of names of his elven lobbyists!
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  38. So why hasn't Trump called for cracking the heads of dangerous white 93-year-olds yet?
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  39. Didn't it also originate in China too?
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  40. He was just sampling some Gayulai kolbasz at the butcher shop!
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  41. So if a grandma does it, it's adorable! But if I do it, I get cockblocked??!
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  42. You FOOL! What have you done?!
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  43. You two are outta your tree
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  44. Too bad he's no
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  45. I wanna sewing machine cake from MLP:FIM
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  46. At least its place name origin was correctly implemented this time, unlike the 'Spanish flu' back in 1918-1919! Unless you're one of Twitter's censoring staff, who are you to dictate how things are to be named?!
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  47. YOHO - You Only Heckle Once
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  48. First it would start out serving dishes; next in the near future, you'll have these kinetic trotters scurrying around with automated HMG turrets!
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  49.  Mark Olin  And you're okay with licking the boots of the establishment cracking the heads of peaceful protesters?
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  50. Why not just fire-bomb Florida, Texas and California with napalm already?
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