Comments by "Lawrence D’Oliveiro" (@lawrencedoliveiro9104) on "Mr. Rupert" channel.

  1. You can play with the sound effects, as the old Goon Show used to do: (Doorbell rings) (Footsteps along passage) (Footsteps down flight of stairs) (Footsteps along passage) (Footsteps down flight of stairs) (Footsteps along passage) (Footsteps down flight of stairs) (Footsteps along passage) (Footsteps down flight of stairs) Henry: “I can’t understand it. We live in a bungalow!”
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  2. Lois’ voice is not only hard to keep up, imagine expressing a range of emotions while maintaining that voice. That takes skill.
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  3. It is the illegality that leads to abuses, because it operates underground and those being exploited live in fear of reporting those abuses for fear of being prosecuted themselves. This is why many countries, including here in 🇳🇿, have legalized it.
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  4. My microwave is also an oven. It’s a combo unit. Very handy. Though I miss the first one I had, an LG with a rotisserie attachment.
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  5. You could say it was “detentive” ...
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  6. And the wall between 2D and 3D animation crumbles a little more ...
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  7. Every time I hear the term “cowboy”, I wonder where the “cow” is. Shouldn’t they be “horseboys”?
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  8. Easy way to tell: monkeys have tails, apes don’t.
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  9. Unsalted butter ... eeuuwww.
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  10. When you get your cow, then you become a real horseboy.
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  11. You mean, somebody with experience of cooking with more than just a microwave?
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  12. I can’t imagine they let her pass on that voice.
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  13. If nickel is so good, why don’t they have it on their front as well?
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  14. It’s Hindi.
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  15. 12 seconds means whatever the reflective surface is, it must be about 1.8 kilometres away.
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  16. A friend who used to be a roadie taught me the over/under technique for coiling cables, which also works for garden hoses. That means you can deploy it with a simple throw, without it kinking.
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  17. Linus Torvalds is an ethnic Swede from Finland. How does he cope?
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  18. He wasn’t asking for permission, he was asking to be given one.
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  19. Partial heart transplants are a thing, you know.
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  20. Absolutely. Just roll them up. Once they’re actually put on the bed, nobody will know the difference.
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  21. It used to be called “radio”.
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  22. Heavens to Murgatroyd! #ShowingMyAge
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  23.  @gamingwarrior3195  So to justify the name, having the cow is more important than having the horse?
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  24. Meredith’s funeral. Meredith was the former Pewterschmidt nanny, whom Lois was very fond of as a child -- until she suddenly left.
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  25. How could they have “betrayed” someone who never existed?
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  26. The actor who plays Rupert is brilliant. Says so much without saying anything.
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  27. I thought you had to confess with your heart, not your mouth.
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  28. In normal civilized countries, parents don’t expect to have to worry about buying bulletproof backpacks for their children to try to help them survive their school years.
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  29. It’s called “lampshading”.
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  30. How is he supposed to pay child support from in jail?
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  31. I picked up a jar of stir-fry crab paste in a fruit+vege place the other day, not noticing its expiry date. The proprietor was nice enough to point out it was nine months past expiry, and let me have it for free. I made one meal with it so far. Tasted fine. The next three days were kind of a blur ...
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  32. Busloads of 🇺🇸 “medical tourists” go to 🇨🇦. Not only is it cheaper, but Government regulation does wonders for quality control, as well.
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  33. Orwell’s future was built on fear. For some reason fewer people remember Aldous Huxley’s alternative vision in Brave New World , where the people were conditioned to enjoy their status in life. Seems to me you would have much less chance of social unrest that way.
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  34. There was this guy in an online forum once who told us his wife was from the Philippians.
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  35. That’s a backwards reverb. You should be able to do that with Audacity.
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  36. Fun fact: the guy who discovered the anæsthetic properties of cocaine was ... Sigmund Freud.
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  37. I remember something involving eggs and garlic microwaved together until they blended.
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  38. What was in the box?
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  39.  @felyxmillicent6538  Let me guess: the fortune was “you can’t always get what you want, but you find sometimes, you get what you need”?
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  40. Does the phrase “cultural appropriation” mean anything to you? 🇮🇹
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  41. I thought it was what was in your heart that was important, not mere words you say with your mouth.
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  42. Louis ... is this some new family member?
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  43. I see all the firearms experts have come here to tell us why they have nothing to do with the gun crime endemic in the USA.
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  44. What is this “our money” of which you speak?
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  45. Not is grammatical.
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  46. Remember that episode when he was fired, his first question was “For how long?”.
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  47. Weren’t you insulted when Peter said the murderers were from “Italy”, rather than specifically “southern Italy”?
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  48. Endorphins ... natural high.
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  49. From the audience perspective “stage right” is called “house left” and “stage left” is “house right”, as I recall.
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  50. Having to go to 🇲🇽 for that ... eerily prescient.
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