Comments by "Lawrence D’Oliveiro" (@lawrencedoliveiro9104) on "Mr. Rupert" channel.

  1. I hear you have a wøndërful telephøne system.
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  2. I heard “Seamus the Drinking-Gin”.
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  3. Is that true in 🇺🇸? Countries with decent healthcare offer longer life expectancies than that.
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  4.  @bee5440  So where are the cattle?
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  5. What if you wrote it this way: “bi😤tch”.
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  6. A spider’s not a “bug”. They’re on our side. I have a jar I use to trap them in and put them outside.
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  7. It could be a literary device for identifying an unsympathetic character.
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  8. Just a thought: “lucifer” means “light-bearer”. What kind of ideology would be afraid of a little light?
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  9. Somebody here still living with their parents ... ?
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  10. Jesus sacrificed his weekend for your sins!
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  11. He wanted to call it “Walterland”, but had to go for “Disneyland” because Walter Lantz would have sued.
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  12. Here we have Bunnings and Mitre 10, and they know their stuff.
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  13. I knew Gary Larson was good for something ...
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  14. Back in the day, surgery was done, not by doctors, but by barbers. #FunFactsYouWontBelieve
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  15. That dialogue clearly dates from a time when non-digital pictures were still a thing.
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  16. But what should the pun-ishment be?
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  17. A Spiderman, maybe?
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  18. Nevar! (That’s “raven” spelled backwards.)
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  19. Beat me, daddy-o, eight to the bar.
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  20. Is that with or without the 10 seconds you wasted complaining about the 40 seconds?
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  21. You’re not unwrong.
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  22. So it takes two shots instead of one. Not sure why that’s an improvement.
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  23. The high and low notes on the vibraphone were coming from the wrong ends. Yes, I’m actually more insufferable than any friend of Jack Kerouac.
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  24. Sounds like you need similar gloves to those falconers use. Except maybe longer, covering your entire forearms? Or more?
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  25. midevil is better than urdevil.
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  26. You are Fuad and I claim my £5.
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  27.  @italianduded1161  I was thinking that the Mafia is more a Southern/Sicilian thing, isn’t it.
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  28. He was supposed to be down there for three days and three nights. He lied.
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  29. Kids don’t know how lucky they are these days ... In my time all we had was Thunderbird 2 taking off from that short inclined ramp without falling off the end.
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  30. Turning wood into sawdust is such a crime. Eat it whole, I say.
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  31. Was that the Jesus who was in the “heart of the earth” for three days and three nights, or the one who got out early?
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  32. A lot of that happening in South America right now. While 🇺🇸 looks to be moving in the opposite direction ...
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  33. Except the Trojan War was from the Bronze Age, while Pythagoras was from Classical Greek Times.
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  34. Where do you think Latins came from? That’s right: Italy.
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  35. I bet she took the shells off, as well.
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  36. He said he would be “in the heart of the earth” for three days and three nights. He lied.
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  37. Like so many 🇺🇸 place names, a colonial copy from 🇬🇧.
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  38. Having trouble telling your 🇳🇬 from your 🇿🇦? Greetings from 🇳🇿!
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  39. Funny how 🇨🇦 “full price” is so much less than 🇺🇸 “full price” ...
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  40.  @Mat-gf7nj  Well, since I don’t see any cows, the description “some guys on a horse” would fit just as well. Except I don’t see any horses, either.
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  41.  @dvdjhp  “dont got no job” ... I see we have a long-time student of the grammar in our midst.
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  42. You don’t just pull an arrow out like that. You could bleed to death.
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  43. Need ... more ... flyspray ...
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  44. Background music that almost, but not quite, sounds like The Heat Is On . Oh, and why are all those achievements sports-related? Nothing intellectual? Scholarly? Literary? Artistic? Scientific or mathematical, even?
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  45. There can’t be much else to talk about. Unless there is an afterlife for old TV shows ...
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  46. Who did the whistle sound, though?
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  47. Maybe he should try choosing a cow, and leave the horses to the horseboys.
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  48. Fun fact: fax machines connect via phone lines.
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  49. The prestitial ad keeps showing me this still frame of some woman with a big Play icon across her nose.
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  50. And you don’t even have to overthink it.
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